Good parody, but Weston now looks much better. There are a host of UK seaside resorts that are far worse. Weston looked positively sparkling compared to my recent trips to Paignton and the Isle of Wight.
Ha! not perfect, but I like it, well done. Was brought up in Weston, left it for good in 1971, my dad is still there, bless him. I stayed for a few nights at a B&B not long ago, not 'cause I wanted to, I had to (poor dad). Spent the evenings going to the new Weatherspoons, the Cabot, and a couple of other sea front watering holes. Yea, I sat and looked out at Steepholme & Flatholme. Looked at Knightstone & remembered when it was a baths. Would I live there again? not if I can help it
Well, Given the fact I live in Weston, I have to say this is quite true, good work mate :) I thought it was pretty good. Weston sea-front is much better now though :)
That was bloody funny. Well done mate, I'm sure Squeeze would approve. Me and my mates are coming to Weston on our annual lads trip in July, its good to know what to expect!
Yes; sad but an awful lot of truth in the words, chosen well. On the other side; WSM is in lovely geographical position and is perhaps unappreciated in this area. Those in charge of planning for WSM's present and future, well! they need to be shot. Tropicanna can't anyone see that WSM cries out for a water park of the highest calibre; where's the nearest one?? quite! investment nil; fortunes lost. Airfield; new airport, solid jobs; status. I could go on. A beautiful town wasted.
hahaha epic :) channel 4 should pick this up as a documentary. says all yu need to know bout this town! although if yur after webbed fingers, yu gotta head to Bridgwater x
lol this is a factual video of weston super mare.. after 13 years I left for most of the statements in this video/song. I am planning some drink addiction so Ican come back and get a council house. You cat get one unless your JUNKIEE
Ha! 31 years I spent in Weston, grew up, got married, had a kid. Now I'm more than happy two counties away, and I couldn't agree more. I'll probably go back... to die.
Loved the Video and song. After living in Weston for 20-years we now live in Vancouver and your song clearly lists all the reasons why we left. Love it!! Hopefully you have a song about Bridgwater in the pipeline :)
Ok, it's not a perfect place but then it compares favourably with most other seaside towns in the UK. Besides, apart from making a poorly filmed parody deriding the town that apparently supported you for years, what else have you contributed to improve things?
What action have you taken to raise standards?
It's a lot easier to complain than to actually do something beneficial.
And don't forget, there are plenty of ways to leave too.
@freaknangel You're exactly right in your observation, though you'll get slagged off by those of a more cynical persuasion, who spend their time slagging off England in general - the same ones who hang their St George flag from their cars, though only during the World Cup of course. If they don't like it here then they should piss off and stop boring the rest of us who at least take pride in it. Oh dear, what a crime I've committed - a proud Englishman who loves his country. Moaning gits!
Good work mate. Sums the place up in 3:07mins.. problem is the people living there won't change anything. They just expect the useless council to sort everything out. I returned last year and was stunned seeing a security guard in a pharmacy to keep the "customers" in order when they got their methadone.
At least in the 70s your football got covered in white dog shit.
I have just been working in Weston and this song is so true! Full of Chavs and beer gutted on the dole brummies and taffs, Why oh why do the girls have to be fat , have multi coloured hair, tattoos and piercings in every bit of their body, a dress sense that went out 20 years ago with skirts up to their crutch, cellulite dripping. spend their dole money on fags and nappies. Do they really think that is sexy- well it aint!! But great video though.
@gadge1275 The Taffs can stick up for themselves, but I'm sick to death of twats like you slagging off the Brummies. I vote we all stay away and then Weston can make improvements to itself without the money we spend, seeing as how we and our presence are disliked. So you asked each one of them if they were on the Dole did you? And so what if some of them were? Stuck up twat!
Brilliant mate - shitty shaky video makes it all the more "art house" haha. I was shocked when I last visited couple of years back- now live in Brighton.
I lived in Weston in the 70s and for a time it was genuinely hip ... The andromeda club, Maximilian's wine bar etc etc... Many of us moved away... Quite a few went to Portugal.
I am a bar maid in WSM and I tell you what this is the best observational comedy video that i've seen for ages, very clever mate! I've often though how funny it would be to film a typical night in at the pub and post it on here...Can you do another vid!? x
Classic, well done sums the old place up quite well. Someone earlier said it wasn't relevant because of the investment...but as the old saying goes, You Can't polish a Turd!!
Brilliant! Chavs, staffies, dog shit, the work-shy, the fake disabled scroungers, tattood fat women bending over showing their nasty thongs, WSM has it all!
I live in Weston and love Weston... but found this pretty funny - and true in places... but am delighted to see that the work to improve the town is coming on lovely - think I walked the exact same route yesterday!!
Just to remind anyone who wonders otherwise - this is just a joke. Exaggerated for comic effect, but with many grains of truth. If you don't like it, I couldn't give a toss.
I think it is a grat Joke and took it as such...it says so and therefore I didn't think it a dig at weston (completely...lol) terrible camera shake hehe....
Well it's showing the worst, lived in Weston for twelve years and druggies drive us out!! But have to say Weston is trying it's best to be up there, with more decent shops, drive the druggies out and for Christ sake get a dept store!!
Sorry guys but i don't agree I've lived in some right shit holes and Weston just doesn't cut the mustard, The video is only showing the works that are being done to make the town a better place, and what is the webbed finger thing all about?
This is brilliant. I was born in Weston in '88 and moved away in 2004. Still miss the shit hole! :)
HertsManYT 22 hours ago
oh gosh, is this really the reality of Weston? I am planning on moving here for Uni :O
xaxie1 1 week ago
@xaxie1 It's cool, really. Just don't leave the house.
alanrockunited 1 week ago
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Stop messing with me! lol
xaxie1 1 week ago
I lived there almost 40 years and this is spot on
peteseaton2012 4 weeks ago
Weston looks well better now theyve finished the sea front but funny parody :)
jammy1211000 2 months ago
this is brilliant :)) (...and I live in Weston)
gertflippinglush 2 months ago
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AwesomexSaucem 3 months ago
video filmed with a calculator
donoghue1987 3 months ago
I agree with most of this even with the regeneration
Afroninja57 3 months ago
Good parody, but Weston now looks much better. There are a host of UK seaside resorts that are far worse. Weston looked positively sparkling compared to my recent trips to Paignton and the Isle of Wight.
andyguitargloucester 4 months ago
Just had to share this. Not a lot makes me LOL but this is soooo true. And I live here.
MrRifflector 4 months ago
I live in this dump. So true, moving out as soon as i can! D:
XxArticuno144xX 4 months ago
By the way, liked it enough to share it on facebook
Dorm2003 5 months ago
@Dorm2003 Cheers, as I said, just for giggles really. A lot better on teh sea front now.
RockUnitedCom 5 months ago
Ha! not perfect, but I like it, well done. Was brought up in Weston, left it for good in 1971, my dad is still there, bless him. I stayed for a few nights at a B&B not long ago, not 'cause I wanted to, I had to (poor dad). Spent the evenings going to the new Weatherspoons, the Cabot, and a couple of other sea front watering holes. Yea, I sat and looked out at Steepholme & Flatholme. Looked at Knightstone & remembered when it was a baths. Would I live there again? not if I can help it
Dorm2003 5 months ago
You my friend, are a hero.
aliceeRadford 5 months ago
Since I made the video, Weston Sea front is much improved, which is nice. Still way too many pricks in town though.
alanrockunited 5 months ago
dont worry people...the sea front doesnt look like that any more, in fact i think it's rather pretty at the moment to be fair. funny song thoug
111Nikki222 6 months ago
I love Weston!!
TheSparkieMarkie 7 months ago
Well, Given the fact I live in Weston, I have to say this is quite true, good work mate :) I thought it was pretty good. Weston sea-front is much better now though :)
jimmyjoe13579 8 months ago
That was bloody funny. Well done mate, I'm sure Squeeze would approve. Me and my mates are coming to Weston on our annual lads trip in July, its good to know what to expect!
jrmcvic 8 months ago
Why dont you do a follow up video showing how the sea front looks now?
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Yes; sad but an awful lot of truth in the words, chosen well. On the other side; WSM is in lovely geographical position and is perhaps unappreciated in this area. Those in charge of planning for WSM's present and future, well! they need to be shot. Tropicanna can't anyone see that WSM cries out for a water park of the highest calibre; where's the nearest one?? quite! investment nil; fortunes lost. Airfield; new airport, solid jobs; status. I could go on. A beautiful town wasted.
Pramhandle 9 months ago
i live here and can say well done you have got it right
25091855 9 months ago
hahaha epic :) channel 4 should pick this up as a documentary. says all yu need to know bout this town! although if yur after webbed fingers, yu gotta head to Bridgwater x
bumfez 9 months ago
lol this is a factual video of weston super mare.. after 13 years I left for most of the statements in this video/song. I am planning some drink addiction so Ican come back and get a council house. You cat get one unless your JUNKIEE
leewinterson 10 months ago
harsh but funny lol i am 18 and i got to admit it is a shit hole, but fuck it get a pint doqn you and shut up :)
BombzzArtist 10 months ago
why dont u do 1 about enother town eh? and just leave us ALONE!!!!
ellacaprice12345 10 months ago
Where I live may be a shithole, but at least it's not Runcorn
TheRetroYTGamer 10 months ago
Having lived in Weston for years i agree with every sentament in this film the town is a complete shithole im pleased ive now mooved
keithwilson267 10 months ago
i lived on the bournville in weston for 12 years and its a shithole. always will be :)
dixiedixie447 11 months ago
@dixiedixie447 oi i go to bournville school so keep ur fingers shut
ellacaprice12345 10 months ago
@ellacaprice12345 1. its keep your mouth shut and the bournville is a complete shithole full of shitheads and druggies
dixiedixie447 10 months ago
its hillarious weston is truly a ***t hole
golferman1312 11 months ago
Weston is really shit. I have lived here all my life. And cant wait till i can move
smish34 1 year ago
Absolutely brilliant - lmfao.
talras243 1 year ago
Haha I live in Weston and this is too true ! ! !
d196082m 1 year ago 11
@d196082m You must miss the bit at 0:59 then
SuperMatinator 8 months ago
Brilliant video I have lived in Weston for 40 years and watched it slowly go down hill.
It will bounce back with our new goverment at last getting the useless twats of their backsides and into jobs.
04231950 1 year ago
Born and bred in WSM but even I think this is sheer class - can't wait to read the Mercury letters page! ;-)
ncf355 1 year ago
class
zedd165 1 year ago
lived here for 11 year its ok if your into drug rehabs and drunks
greekantonis 1 year ago
Fuck u bitches dissin where i live ur just sad
R1ThY1000 1 year ago
@R1ThY1000 Get a sense of humour and stop listening to shit music!
alanrockunited 1 year ago 3
@alanrockunited Weston was great when I fist came here to live but it's turned into a shit hole. Shame!
Weston1968 8 months ago
lol...if you ask me it all went downhil when they closed down the Tropicana....
mousehead2000 1 year ago
Ha! 31 years I spent in Weston, grew up, got married, had a kid. Now I'm more than happy two counties away, and I couldn't agree more. I'll probably go back... to die.
vaughanyp 1 year ago
You forgot to mention that Weston is now a bi-lingual town, what with all the Poles....just saying peeps, no haters.
nuggets2go 1 year ago
And that carrot can go to hell!
nuggets2go 1 year ago
That fucking wheel has been the bain of my life!
nuggets2go 1 year ago
Ha! I recently got the hell out of Weston, hit the nail right on the head mate. Keep it up! :)
Credosuk 1 year ago
You nailed it man! LOL.
monte1880 1 year ago
Man, I live in Weston - not for long might I add - But this video/song made me laugh. Great work (:
oJordanB1992x 1 year ago
funny as, you did this last night at strings bar. love it!
amandapolemania 1 year ago
funny as, you did this last night at strings bar. love it!
amandapolemania 1 year ago
spot on... Lived near the place for the last 12 years but try not to go there often!
r2wtrials 1 year ago
Lollage
Dogger292929 1 year ago
i live here :L haha makes me laugh :L
lickmyhairytoes1X 1 year ago
It's sad how accurate this video is... -_-
kungfuphyta 1 year ago
I live here! soooooo funny made I laugh!
kissingcandy1 1 year ago
Loved the Video and song. After living in Weston for 20-years we now live in Vancouver and your song clearly lists all the reasons why we left. Love it!! Hopefully you have a song about Bridgwater in the pipeline :)
Waxie72 1 year ago
Ok, it's not a perfect place but then it compares favourably with most other seaside towns in the UK. Besides, apart from making a poorly filmed parody deriding the town that apparently supported you for years, what else have you contributed to improve things?
What action have you taken to raise standards?
It's a lot easier to complain than to actually do something beneficial.
And don't forget, there are plenty of ways to leave too.
freaknangel 1 year ago
@freaknangel It's a joke mate. Chill out!
utopiairis 1 year ago
@freaknangel Chill Winston
smiffy526 1 year ago
@freaknangel You're exactly right in your observation, though you'll get slagged off by those of a more cynical persuasion, who spend their time slagging off England in general - the same ones who hang their St George flag from their cars, though only during the World Cup of course. If they don't like it here then they should piss off and stop boring the rest of us who at least take pride in it. Oh dear, what a crime I've committed - a proud Englishman who loves his country. Moaning gits!
TheMG63 1 year ago
Good work mate. Sums the place up in 3:07mins.. problem is the people living there won't change anything. They just expect the useless council to sort everything out. I returned last year and was stunned seeing a security guard in a pharmacy to keep the "customers" in order when they got their methadone.
At least in the 70s your football got covered in white dog shit.
HGSuper 1 year ago
wicked and sounds about right lol
lowrider692000 1 year ago
I have just been working in Weston and this song is so true! Full of Chavs and beer gutted on the dole brummies and taffs, Why oh why do the girls have to be fat , have multi coloured hair, tattoos and piercings in every bit of their body, a dress sense that went out 20 years ago with skirts up to their crutch, cellulite dripping. spend their dole money on fags and nappies. Do they really think that is sexy- well it aint!! But great video though.
gadge1275 1 year ago
@gadge1275 The Taffs can stick up for themselves, but I'm sick to death of twats like you slagging off the Brummies. I vote we all stay away and then Weston can make improvements to itself without the money we spend, seeing as how we and our presence are disliked. So you asked each one of them if they were on the Dole did you? And so what if some of them were? Stuck up twat!
TheMG63 1 year ago
Brilliant mate - shitty shaky video makes it all the more "art house" haha. I was shocked when I last visited couple of years back- now live in Brighton.
I lived in Weston in the 70s and for a time it was genuinely hip ... The andromeda club, Maximilian's wine bar etc etc... Many of us moved away... Quite a few went to Portugal.
nahojgrooc 1 year ago
Yeah my old town Moved to Sydney Australia! HMFY Philip Thinks This Great
PhilipBerridge 1 year ago
Don't touch the video!
It suits the town very nicely, cheap and crappy. :-)
ScramaVadoosh 1 year ago
Very good and quite true Welsh, Brummies, single mums and druggies sums wsm up
tirforjack 1 year ago
love it, spot on.
JadaCastellari 1 year ago
I am a bar maid in WSM and I tell you what this is the best observational comedy video that i've seen for ages, very clever mate! I've often though how funny it would be to film a typical night in at the pub and post it on here...Can you do another vid!? x
missbullet 1 year ago
Classic, well done sums the old place up quite well. Someone earlier said it wasn't relevant because of the investment...but as the old saying goes, You Can't polish a Turd!!
MrScooby352 1 year ago
If you think Weston is bad then you need to visit the real Alum Rock.
Funny but sadly out of date with all the investment in Weston.
b1gegg 1 year ago
Ha ha ! thats classic! Well done xx
PookiesSpookies 1 year ago
The song is very funny, but the video is pretty bad. Just reshot the video, add some pics and your have a great video
ChrisGullick 1 year ago
Piss poor to be honest.
n7simon 1 year ago
Very Good Alan! You seriously need to sort your shaky hand out though! x.
RandomRainy 1 year ago
Has anyone heard the song about WSM by the Wurzels?
Mikehooperz 1 year ago
Quality mate! i live in Weston and those lyrics are spot on bro ^_^
RoadhawK66 1 year ago
Sacrilege to a great squeeze tune but hey it don't half sum up Weston!
mrwick68 1 year ago
Brilliant! Chavs, staffies, dog shit, the work-shy, the fake disabled scroungers, tattood fat women bending over showing their nasty thongs, WSM has it all!
Mikehooperz 1 year ago
Great new words (for a great oldie) ! Made me laugh, and I really LIKE Weston!
VideoLex 1 year ago
i live in weston hes right the place has gotten worse because of the sea front
gaminggodChris 1 year ago
hahaha fucking loved it :) u should do another one but get a better camera guy, cheers for the good laugh
laity12345 1 year ago
Hey I'm from Weston and... oh hell who am I kidding it's pretty accurate
Ridlaw1 1 year ago
I live in Weston and love Weston... but found this pretty funny - and true in places... but am delighted to see that the work to improve the town is coming on lovely - think I walked the exact same route yesterday!!
16angelpink 1 year ago
okay - the video is rubbish... just went out for 3 minutes with the shakycam!
alanrockunited 1 year ago
@alanrockunited The shakycam just adds flavour to the tinpotness of the town :)
paddyhayes82 1 year ago
that was fun dude! thnx!!
mcjamiedog 1 year ago
Just to remind anyone who wonders otherwise - this is just a joke. Exaggerated for comic effect, but with many grains of truth. If you don't like it, I couldn't give a toss.
alanrockunited 1 year ago 6
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I think it is a grat Joke and took it as such...it says so and therefore I didn't think it a dig at weston (completely...lol) terrible camera shake hehe....
I LOVE IT and I love Weston
Thank you
EukeeUK 1 year ago
@alanrockunited You should consider seriously your 'jokes' tosser.
julesbulman 11 months ago
@alanrockunited to be fair i live here weston is a shithole no good clothes shops and its full of chavs
chris26479 5 months ago
I live in weston, born tup north and I agree with the whole video. I did wonder why my fingers were webbed....
kirgy9 1 year ago
sounds like crewe minus the sea lol but we crewski now full of poles
SleepySpaghetti 1 year ago
Well it's showing the worst, lived in Weston for twelve years and druggies drive us out!! But have to say Weston is trying it's best to be up there, with more decent shops, drive the druggies out and for Christ sake get a dept store!!
emmaclaire26 1 year ago
Sorry guys but i don't agree I've lived in some right shit holes and Weston just doesn't cut the mustard, The video is only showing the works that are being done to make the town a better place, and what is the webbed finger thing all about?
bogster9 1 year ago
@bogster9 inbred
lloydieb123 1 year ago
Great. Thanks so much. I wrote a little blogpost about it at docbec.com
DocBecDotCom 1 year ago
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DocBecDotCom 1 year ago
Great song and unfortunately it's very true!! the place is a tip now.
ukchrisp 1 year ago
ye weston born and bred me and i find it hard to disagree although the webbed finger thing and inbreeding is really about Bridgwater i think
dandruff13 1 year ago
all too true though
ObanBob 1 year ago
This song is so true! i live in weston an im from weston.. but i cannot stand it. been taken over by out of towners & junkies! its a dive nowadays!
1410amy 1 year ago
town is a shithole....full of rats....
banwellcuntchops 1 year ago
i live in weston
luckily i'm not from weston
totally agree with the vid well done mate
ITW84 1 year ago
agree with everything said in this song
donoghue1987 1 year ago
So true .. Which in itself is kinda sad !!
alan2791 1 year ago
Sad but its the way most seaside towns are going.....
sa3305 1 year ago