Metro 2033 - Secret sex scene.

[MrDvoa]

wtf the prom all over again <;(

[NanotechAtom]

I play it. I heard a voice. I turned to my ears to hear. dickhead

[WolfMathwer]

oh atjom :(:(:(:(

[TheKevinj13]

Hate sex with a man and a woman :C

Like 2 men :))

[muzimuzi]

i dont remember this scene oO

[jdamare]

Секси тёёёлка!Яб вдул

[bigredron]

i think we all fell for this trap

[borrasj]

Dirty Artyom!

[jacklockhartlockhart]

that was the worst sex ive ever seen

[slayermate07]

ROSES ARE RED

VIOLETS ARE BLUE

IN SOVIET RUSSIA...

WHORES FUCK YOU.

[MrAforAwesum]

Me: "OK. Ill close my eyes." *opens eyes* "WHAT THE F-." *smack*

[tonyg445]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA Woman RAPES man

[aKaxMaDxDaWGx]

"bitch stole mah money!" >:O

[FrankTheTank395]

like a rickroll

[Skoomax]

TRANSFORMERS

[AR3tardedMonkey]

Son of a bitch....

[evilkatbatgirl]

wow that was pretty darn halarious. I find it funny wen girls use their sex against men

[gorknox]

fuck....not again.....

[kwaka66666]

she says "get ready for races, cowboy"

[VRArt1]

Awesome I wanna do this moment xDD

[ronanraind]

fap fap "fap" <<<= was that a cricket in some country? or u mean a clap? roflmfao

[JRomeMpire]

That was a misleading pass of events O. o

[semipro1100]

She likes the ruff stuff!

[DOOM3PLAY3R]

Oh cool * fap fap fap fap fap fap fap* oh wait....wht?!?!?!?

[theliberator1]

in Democratic Japan, you prepare for a Supplies!

[ruren2]

@theliberator1 hahaha i get it supplies instead of supprise as some asians cant pronounce r's

[ThibautVDP]

to be expected... yet i stil had a nice view

[justwatching2008]

ya like my wife don't ya? *headbutt*

[HoLLiNs859]

Damnn.... he was sexy =P

[sander1636]

arvuti12 are you Estonia if you are im too .



[200elmejor]

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPEN THERE O_O?

[arvuti12]

Thanks for 100 000 views!

[MarkoCroify]

bitch fucked for 1 bullet xD

[ichwashere]

xDDD

it looks so epic :D

[purikov]

the subtitles are wrong as hell

[sticksanity]

"big surprise" i was expecting a hidden penis

[davisda0802]

Dude looks like a lady!

[Ouroburos14]

Big surprise? When you want a "big surprise" from a prostitute, you're either in big trouble, or ready to receive the Bob Barker treatment.

[lorenzo3448]

io non l'ho mai trovato...

[poyanator]

LOL at least he got head ;)

[LTamazil]

yeah, once she said "big surprise" i was like "okay, either she's gonna give head, or she's going to give me a new gun." guy comes and headbutts me "or it could be a trap...*sigh* i never get a new gun"

[BBradshawProductions]

that dude gave him HEADS alright

[12345678966666669999]

In Soviet Russia prostitutes have beard >.<

[schieese]

@12345678966666669999 lol

[1DamagedKID]

ooo wait.. what the fu THAT BITCH STOLE MY WALETE AND PUT IN A VIB RATOR!

[Hellsing1138]

@1DamagedKID Wait... What?

She stole your wallet and put it in her vibrator?

WHAT?

[PennanJr]

@1DamagedKID That doesn't make sense?

[TheFarjack]

RAPE!

[footlesssushi]

Bitch took my money!

[RandyElson1]

That prostitute is a red spy!!!

[ps3dude65]

nope its not wat u thought (fail) XD

[Echodable]

Cpt. Price ?



[minemaster1000]

ITS THE SNIPER...WITH A BEARD

[MarekUtd]

I got the top comment....OH YEAH!!!! Internet fame....AT LAST!!!

[KronosGodofDeath]

@MarekUtd FAIL...

[bananaworld100]

@MarekUtd Wrong XD

[Dragonforce1336]

what happened

[F4WBootCamp]

Do you get to track her down later and "GTA" her ass??

[RememberTheVault101]

in Soviet Russia Womans have Dick?

[Jeep546]

Thumbs up if you already had your dick prepared, and then was like >:O when "it"didnt happen

[KabanScorp]

surprise butt sex?

[Bioweap0n]

secret?

[gmodzombieteam]

i was like this >:O when i got robbed :(!

[legendarycupcake]

Prostitute: Now close your eyes and wait for a big surprise!

*does so, then opens them up again*

Me: DUDE! YOU'RE A DUDE!!

[gandiland]

@legendarycupcake dude wheres my car

dude your a dude:P

[yumenoritsu]

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Hellsing1138]

0:28

*he nods*

I guess it'd be polite to nod ba-

*wake up*

I didn't expect him to bow as well...

[Rosybub]

@Hellsing1138 LOLOL

[Exia122]

it's a trap it's A TRAP don't Do IT!!! oh.. that's ok

[xXterjooXx]

Bithces got pownt ! Hea töö :D:D:D

[TheSadness100]

"Now close your eyes and wait for a big Suprise."

*Insert big, hairy, Russian Man-Bear*

[ZPM7]

I was dissapoint.

[KlavierKummer]

sooo the guy who gave you a headnut fucked you while you was sleeping ? 

[feketepeon110]

Suprise butt sex.

[Zolega89]

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!

[wallie977]

He got a good head.

[Mihnea90Teo]

The man was failed ... luckly for us vodka and the money is ours .

[903harman]

0:18 i knew after she said that something bad was about to happen.

[Alisa07l]

I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!

[icanseeyouasleep]

SHE WAS A MAN!!!!!!!

[sandor139]

Oh! That weas preatty Cool :) Hehe... Now you know- dont trust a woman.

[MarekUtd]

In Soviet Russia...you don't fuck prostitute......PROSTITUTE FUCKS YOU!!!

[grendel2900]

@MarekUtd One of the few times that joke is funny anymore. I applaud you!

[Mpak3578]

@MarekUtd пошол в очко кошкаеб

[suggestions8]

Such is life in Mother Russia.

[RroniXD]

i got 1 bullet i do there, he punched me on the face and i lost nothing ;)

[TheSadTroll]

haha im so glad my girldriend is a redhead (and a russian xD) but with long hairs

[Fryshman]

@TheSadTroll Now you know what happens when you close your eyes while waiting for her to be ready. Be prepared.

[bkillerS3E]

dam, DAM DAM DAAAAAAM!, i was hoping to see some nude beauty, and i got an old man smokin:(

[dismemberednecromorf]

captain price?

[TheByQQ]

@dismemberednecromorf Nope, just Chuck Testa.

[Murderface357]

Niceeee, I love it rough. Although admittedly not with a large bearded Russian bear of man. Bit too rough..... And gay.

[ward5256]

This bitch was in the bar cut scene near begining lol

[trumpetfruzia]

LMFAO

[gentel916]

what i finished the game but didnt see this chik ?

[Arcticalreconwolf]

if u go their with only 1 coin she cant rob u

[jonassx100]

Thats what u will get for being horny

[Craig60918]

now close your eyes.... OH SHIT SHES A DARK ONE!

[jacekantoine]

every straight guy fell for the bitch but a badass like artyom should of found and beat the guy that knock him out and then make the whore pay up one way or the other :)

[MarkVIProductions]

I recently got this game and my friend said "If you see a prostitute, talk to her and she'll give you a gun. I fell for it =(

[SERVER1992]

ill admit i new what was comeing but i really just wanted to see thoes tits so i risked it lol

[Punisher4bmw]

I was like yyeeee im gonna get some pussy and after that WTF OMG fat fucking sveaty vodka drinking huge russian dude well i want my money back worse whore evarr:D i was so mad and dissapointed fuck this scene:D fuck this sick perv prankster who put it in the game fuck you you hear me !!! fuck you:D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheJmbo9876]

@Punisher4bmw in fallout NV you actually do get some but everything goes black when u do

[Punisher4bmw]

@TheJmbo9876 Yea i know i played Fallout 3 and Fallout NW both have scenes and both are fucked up i dont know why a 18+ game would not permit sex scenes screw this police states censureships :| In Fallout 3 you have Nova a whore in Megaton and in NW you have many places Gomorah and Garret Twins Hotel etc.

[TheMachinimaTheater]

@Punisher4bmw thats why they invented porn

[XxEmosoul91xX]

PRIME example why women beating should be legal :D

[NathanSaga]

Lol who would realy close there eyes, thats why you cover them with your hands so you can peak through your fingers to see what your going to get, lol sht happens. Sht tho if she screwed me over like that... that guy would be so dead, and her.. well lets just say she owes me and needs to pay up. >XD

[JoKeRzZMoDzZ]

@NathanSaga necrophilia FTW

[MrDecky518]

Hahaha I remember the first time I fell for that :) boy did I feel stupid:(

[exer45]

@MrDecky518 so your saying you fell for it several times ? xD

[Lordofdragons16]

I think that Artyom got a suprise, and Excedrin headache.

[aminoacid1648856]

Bitch stole mah wallet >:O

[KornzDarkInferno]

IN the time it took him to nod, smirk, take a puff of his cig, and rear his head back: I could have reached into my pocket, pulled out a knife, opened it, and held it to his throat....

[BONRAYDACTEAL]

Where the fuck is my wallet!

[phatmonk6195]

wow. I NEVER SAW ANY OF THESE KARMA POINTS DAMMIT .... i guess i killed the mutants

[GETOFMAHLAWN]

aaaahhhh...that makes me hot...XD

[konnii1]

i love her russain accent

[13urning101]

why the fuck are there videos with english titles and the video is in a different language? like wtf

[cancerkills567]

@13urning101 Its a Russian game, and it has English subtitles

[13urning101]

@cancerkills567 oh okay, that makes sence. thx for clearing that up for me :P

[Soggz4]

EVERYONE fell for it! even me.

[Kagonic]

@Soggz4

Her polygons are just irresistible.

[robsee055]

Whoa transvestite! HAHA LOLOL

[Bidmartinlo]

Well, I would have said better dead than RED! Oh ho! I'm so bad. xD

[TheMacklinN]

why would you do that perv

[arvuti12]

@TheMacklinN why not

[private420]

@TheMacklinN welcome to the internet xD

[kisftw]

@TheMacklinN I did it to check out the room. :|

[MeSezSo]

@TheMacklinN why would you watch perv. clearly title said "secret sex scene" and you clicked anyways.

[TheQuakeIV]

Hah, and i just walked right past her to kill more mutants.

Killing mutants is my first and only love.

[VictorKennedyWilson]

I fell for this.

Damn, I was expecting a lap-dance of some sorts.

[terorvlad]

In the book, he did lost his virginity. /watch?v=IPjCwmsk52E to get the book free

[Daputti]

@terorvlad

Too bad I just finished the book yesterday. And you lie.

[mikstaslaya]

So you can get shot 4 times in the chest and walk away with a few heal-able bruises, but if a Russian headbutts you it's lights out?

[TheAdvancedRs]

@mikstaslaya Yes, he's a Russian. Headbutts are his only weakness.

[Konstantin1988]

OWNED !

[99VollKontakt99]

russian sounds fucking hot

[HyperTyphoon]

@99VollKontakt99 russians are fucking hot

[fishfinlay]

This is how russians mate.. ?!

[SupaKillah666]

Red Heads: My greatest ultimate weakness. Yes, I fell for it.

[arvuti12]

@SupaKillah666 you and I share a same weakness.

[MedievalGaming]

@arvuti12 Good for you x3

[stupidlambo]

@arvuti12 all guys are weak for redheads, simply because you can say "ILL SAVE YOU MARY JANE"

[walkingYeti]

@arvuti12 agreed hahaha.

[mongolianape]

@arvuti12 there is more then two of us then! mine is nearly all game women. cept for granies and such.

[UshiromiyaReiji]

@SupaKillah666

This.



[TheReaper569]

YOU BİTCH,SHE STOLE MY 50 BULLETS

[Link234567]

that sure was a "BIG" surprise

[Patrick96ification]

Prostitute: "SURPRISE! IMMA MAN!"

[Zauten]

poor artyom never lost his virginity..

[max10293847566]

@Zauten He killed hundreds of Mutants, dozens of people, went to the Surface 3-5 times, went through atleast 20 stations. Made it to Polis, found and activated D6, placed a Targeting Beam on the top of the tower...But never lost his virginity!

[Luckybelf]

@Zauten he actually did lose it.... just not the way he imagined

[JWBkiller5]

Atleast she wasn't a cop.

[Carnagedude504]

DERP!

[SeanBrannigan]

u should of shouted pedofile and kicked him in the balls and ran

[4thhokagerulez]

Close your eyes so you cant see the big man coming in to rape your virgin ass.

[9clegalm5]

@4thhokagerulez LMFAO

[Xynrei]

IT'S A TARP.

[Eddie5012]

@Xynrei LMAO!!!