the call that being a sheep. Oh btw those guys already admitted to writing it in favor of batman not because he would actually win, because we know he wouldn't
Yes i have read it, and i know you like the fact that he won, but you mean to tell me that you believe that that giant green monster that can survive earths atmosphere, drop thirty thousand feet smash into the planet get up and then little bat man can just kick him and then gas which never effects him, suddenly defeats hulk, and you actually believed it,
Hmm I'll admit I am a batman fan so my opinion is biased a bit that out of the way if batman is atleast aware of the fact that the hulk gets stronger as he gets angrier the most simple way to beat the hulk would be to just not fight him and find whatever way he can to relax the hulk into banner
@devilluffe The Hulk hates Batman. The Hulk hates Bat Fans. That's why he's in rage smashing them to bits b/c their biased of Hulk. Shit happens when you have delusions of grandeur.
@ElectroVandalism Would you like to tell me something that don't know? I've already read that book 3 decades ago. Batman winning by magically getting Spider-Man's powers doesn't count, the writer cheated by over-exaggerating. It was stupid lazy-minded writing made for stupid lazy-minded fanboys.
@ElectroVandalism Yes it did & you don't know the meaning of the word fair nor you felt it. You and writers cheat too much. Stop acting like a Bat-Nazi.
@Diakron79 Erm... that never once happened in the comics, there's only once that Batman and Hulk official met each other... and that was in the comic where batman kicked his ass and it is an official DC and Marvel comic, made and published together. How can the writers cheat when they and the publishers dictate what is the history of each hero?
@ElectroVandalism . "How can the writers cheat when they and the publishers dictate what is the history of each hero? "
Because the publishing editors made them cheat or approved it. Editors & writers have the tendency to fuck-up continuity as they see fit based on personal bias or sleazy cash tactics over professional responsibility as it's grossly evident in DC/Marvel's current competitive agenda in comics. Don't tell me that you never heard of retcons before.
Hulk's weakness: he has to stay angry else he reverts back to mild Bruce Banner. All Batman (who is very intelligent and creative) or anyone has to do is expose Hulk to anything that would lead him to calm down, feel pleasurable, laugh/smile, feel happy, feel tired/sleepy, or otherwise "goozfabah". Adjust your intervention to the Hulk's level of intellect and interest (e.g., use simple humor, ultra cute baby pictures, and piles of comfort food with the simple-minded version of Hulk).
In a pure physical bout--Batman goes down!!! (And Bats IS my fav character) But, with all of his gadgets, gases, tranquilizer darts n such,Batman would eventually win by tranqing Hulk ( now, IF its intelligent Hulk, Bats is toast!)
@zauriel1 Batman could not possibly carry enough traquilizers or gas to take down the Hulk. I hope you don't think Batman would even be fast enough to get away or pierce the Hulks skin with a thrown dart. I love Batman, don't get me wrong. But people are out of their minds if they think he could take down the likes of Hulk, or Superman.
I don't really like to mix realities with each other although it would be interesting, hulk taking on a Jedi, you would have to intergrate hulk into that reality and possibly or not give him that type of power, let me see a big brute with the power of the force...... BLAH!, just doesn't work. Anyway I have a hulk vs bats, the way it really should go!
what also isn't logical is hulk beating Goku or Darth Vader. In all logic Jedi's and Sayians our the most powerful so suck it superhero's. I suppose Superman would hold a fight, but once a jedi or sayian got kryptonite he would stand no chance. Jedi's and Sayians don't have weaknesses. Sure a jedi can be killed by brute force, but jedi's can control everything through the force so there in control of whether they get hit by such a force. Sayians would just romp any Superhero romperstomper style
It's just a friendly debate, we know a lot of you jump behind the fact in the comic bats won, but just like the writer said it was popularity that won not batman, and I'm just agreeing with him, but you use it to put a knoch in batmans belt when you know it doesn't make since, I have the comic, I know he won, it's just how he won wasn't logical based on there abilities.
And you need some logic when writing a comic such as hulk vs batman, that of course they didn't use in thier meeting, a simple kick to hulk stomach should have just confused hulk into wondering what batman was doing. But the power of popularity made hulk loose his breath. It makes no more sence then batman breaking supermans jaw, what's going on?!
Batman yes can outsmart hulk in a chess game, but hulk doesn't use wits to outsmart he beats you down, and pinching his ears would piss him off more, and no batman doesn't posess the strength and adjility of a supersoldier to move like blonski did in the movie, he would be more like he is in his own movie.
With what can he beat the hulk with? He posesses nothing to beat the hulk with, hulk is impervious to anything bats carries on his person,explosive batterangs, gas pellets, what does he have to beat hulk wth?, you give batman an advantage because you like him, even when some one else is stronger...
i just want to tell something , batman can win in a fight with the hulk, with his weapons, but without them not , but whitout them he is not batman , he is bruce wayne , same with hulk , so dont tell hulk would kill batman without his weapons , because without his weapons he is not batman.
Also Hulk is probably the worst marvel character, as well as the thing... They are both really not well imagined. The Hulk just a big muscular man who's green all his enermies are shit and most of them are other hulks. how crap is that. Spiderman is probably the best. It's also good to know that if DC wasn't there to inspire stan lee there wouldn't be a Marvel. Thats why Stan lee appreciates DC so much.
Oh yeah i didn't realise Hulk had a Gun dickhead, If Batman did things in his own manner he'd have use his surroundings and tools. The way things go is batman never loses never. Thats why in the Official Marvel/DC comic, batman wins. Also Marvel is shit now it's owned by disney, why don't you give us an argument on Hannah montana Vs Hulk, sounds more resonable seeing as he ent got a chance agains batman.
bro batman HAS NO POWERS. the hulk is RAW MUSCLE AND POWER. all hulk wud have to do iis drown the puny human step on the puny human or just flick the little human ! theresz no chance iin HELL batman wud last 3 seconds against the hulk. he hasz trouble fighting joker you dick face. so get iit straiit. batman is HUMAN hulk IS RAW POWER !
Well obviously Batman would win cos he already has won this fight in the comics.
Also batman don't need powers he would out brain him, and he has the strength and tools to take anything down. Brains over Brawn. He beats brainier versions of Hulk like Amydala and Bane all the time.
seemz to me like all you know about iis batman. batman iis weak compared to the hulk and the only reason batman won iin the comic iis because batmans maker refused to do a collaboration wiith anyone unless batz won. soo do your homework next time before you start a arguement. shooting batman iin the head. even you can do that. he has no powers. all he can do is fight. and the last person he wud wana fight is hulk, so jus think. really. just think fanboy
Well Batman has also fought with Captain America, Punisher twice and Spiderman. The Captain and Spidy kinda drew. and he battered punisher (Both Batmans). i wonder why punisher didn't use ur awesome tactic and shoot him in the head. Hmmm.... Batman won that comic cos hulk was used as a villian.
And seeing as you gathered all your knowledge from what the comics say i think you should follow the comics on how batman beat the hulk in there one and only fight.
i really dont care about the comics. fuck the comics. ask anyone at your skool or job who would wiin iin a fight they would look at you stupid call you a dumbass and say a four letter word. HULK. the hulk is to powerful for some little human who only knows how to fight. whatever batman uses to hurt hulk wud only make him bigger and stronger. so iits not a fair fight. if you pull batmans arms off (which could happen) hes useless and has nothing else. FINISHED. END OF STORY HULK WINS !!!
Well tbh i'm fed up of argument, u can't call me a fanboy when your obviously all in denial about hulk losing to batman... it happened logical or unlogical it happened. Let it go... shame they'll more than likely never fight again. You can't say fuck the comics cos then your disregarding everything hulks does and is.
loll wow spider man ? batman wuld destroy him cuz he is also human. hulk wud shit on him because he has no healing powers just like batman. you can hurt the hulk. you can hurt batman and spiderman. try to hurt hulk. then try to hurt batman. then look in the mirror with a strait facre and say. batman would honestly beat the hulk. you just can do it. watch the 2003 hulk movie then watch the dark knight. arguement OVER i can be jackin off rite now but im argueing with a fanboy loll
dude stop argueing and just agree to it im not saying the hulk is better because im a batman fan too (not a comic nerd though) but its common sence that the hulk is better in every way
idc about the damn ccomics. the fact is batman aint shiit without gadgets and technology !!! and you didnt answer my question. if hulk ripped the arms off of batman or threw him waay iinto the desert honestly who won ? just answer that so we culd end this arguement. fuck the comics like i said.
Batman wouldn't be caught by the hulk, it'd b like the arkham asylum game lol he'd run at batman he'd throw a batarang at his head and hulk would beat himself up, or he would jump on hulks back and punch his ears.
I'm not saying batman could beat the hulk in every different combination of events, if the odds were against batman... but hulk couldn't beat batman in all situations either.
on a one on one fight though batman has beat worst than hulk.
fuck the comicsz. hulk has faced waaaay worst foesz then silly old batman. like THOR THE FUCKINGGOD !!! THE GOD !! HE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THOR ! and WOLVERINE ! HE BEAT WOLVERINE MAN ! AND ABOMINATION ! ALL THESE PUSSYYS LIKE THE PUNISHER AND DAREDEVIL AINT SHIT. DOOMSDAY ? GET THA FUCK OUTA HERE. BATMAN ONLY FACES HUMANS ! JOKER ? GET THA FUCK OUTA HERE MAN.
Look man you obviously can't handle the fact batman has already beat the hulk in the comics. And also batman has beat the best of the DC Villians better than all those charicters like Darkseid and Amazo.
If they were to ever write a comic or story of a batman vs hulk fight, batman wouldn't lose, he'd either win or draw... DC wouldn't let batman lose.
And before you say fuck the comics again it's like i said before; you say fuck the comics and you might aswel say fuck to both DC and marvel.
duh they wudnt let batman lose some1 wud like interrupt or sumthiin. but youu still aiint answer my question man. wana know why ? cuz your scared to admit to the fact that the hulk wud murder batz. trust me man. iitsz human vs monster. iin the comics psh batman wud alwayz win. in the movies hulk wud smach hiis skinny white ass
in the movies batman would win, batman would obviously never be in a movie with hulk, unless Timewarner bought marvel of disney. But again batman would win or be distracted. The only one DC would let beat batman is wonder women.
and ur telling me to trust you wen u obviously don't give a shit about comics.
explain to me how batman would beat the hulk in a hand to hand fight. no weapons to technology no nothing just him and his body no nothing. go ahead tell me what he would do that wouldnt make hulk regenerate and make hiim bigger and stronger.
Well if you wanted a fair fight batman would have his technology and tools otherwise it'd be hulk vs bruce wayne, if you take batmans tools u've gotta take away bruce banners powers.
If u want an unbalanced fight and to take batman's tools away then he'd use the surroundings, his strength and the hulk against himself to beat him. And Batman definatly would win, he overcomes worst outcomes than this all the time.
i have to agree with you im a big fan of marvel , but i love dc too and batman is one of my favourite superheroes, the only way that hulk could beat batman is if they were in a small room or something like that.
Yeah the great thing about batman is he's human and overcomes things in impossible odds. i'm not saying in logic he could win in every fight against the hulk in every different situation wen odds go well against batman. but he has beat hulk b4, in a fair even fight, in the crossover comic.
TRUE THAT buut the HULK has beatn waay worst foes then sum silly skinney wannabe bat. hesz beaten FUCKING THOR ! YES THE FUXKING GOD !! hes beatn WOLVERINE THE WORST MUTANT EVER ! SO im gona stiick wiit the ultimate power. without technology batman iis nothing without hulk bruce iis nothing. so there would never be a clear winner. =/
He probably has, but batman has beat worst than Hulk and thor, also it's like i said bruce wayne without tools would use his surroundings and the enemy against itself.
Wayne would batter Banner in a man on man fight, because wayne can fight whereas banner can't. they're both brainy but wayne knows more about combat, whereas banner only knows about science.
But batman wouldn't have got this far without tools, lucky he's rich really. But saying that then he'd probably be like Green Arrow.
Batman cannot realistically beat something worse than Thor or the Hulk (let alone Thor and the Hulk themselves), unless piss poor writing and fan opinion is involved.
Use some logic. How do you expect Batman to fight someone who can pulverize him in a single punch? Not to mention that the Hulk can run at 500 km/h and the fact that he possesses a nigh-instant reaction time. Plus enough durability to laugh off Human Torch's Nova Blast.
You overlooked the fact that the batarang would harmlessly bounce off the Hulk's skin, that Batman is not fast enough to jump on the Hulk's back, that Batman is too small to stay on the Hulk's back, that the Hulk would swat him like a fly if he did manage to get on his back, that Batman doesn't have enough strength for his punches to even register with the Hulk, etc.
Also it's like i said before if you say fuck the comics and think logical Hulk wouldn't exist in the real world. Batman is more possible, but he would be a vigilante and arrested. If you say fuck the comics you are saying Fuck to everything hulk and marvel stand for.
Also as extra to my other answer batman would probably have a strengthened suit to protect himself or some kind of tool. Batman always comes prepared.
Most crossover comics are either non-canon or AU, this has nothing to do with hating the comics at all.
And besides, even if Batman had a suit made of adamantium, the momentum of the Hulk's planet cracking punches would still liquify his body, protective shell or not.
I thought u like me, got fed up of this argument ages ago,
You say use some logic... well tbh there's nothing logical about either charicter. And ur the one saying take away batmans tools, and the crossover was quite good and wasn't fan voted... fact is batman won no matter what you say, GET OVER IT AND GET A LIFE. i'm done with this. you can say all you want it won't change that published comic. And batman would beat Thor just as easy as he took down hulk. please continue arguin with urself.
I indeed got fed up with it, but I watched this video again to see where this was headed and saw more of your stupidity.
Logic can be applied to illogical characters. If one illogical character is stronger, faster, etc than the other, that illogical character wins.
I never said we should take away Batman's tools. The crossover may be good but it's still non-canon. Batman may have won against a massively powered down AU Hulk, but will get pulverized by the real one.
But I'm living a good life, thank you. Writing these posts hardly takes a minute of my time, it doesn't dictate an entire life.
You can keep living in that little fantasy world of yours. In fact, I'm beginning to wonder if you even know anything about the Hulk or Thor at all. Hulk isn't just a 'strong green man' and Thor isn't just a 'dude with a hammer'. One is a raging planetkiller while the other is a Norse God who's powers include matter manipulation/generation.
No, Banner immediately transforms into the Hulk if there's any sign of danger. He once got hit by a sniper, the Hulk took over as the bullet hit, and was already fully transformed and healed a split second later.
And excuse me? Has Batman ever destroyed a comet twice the size of the Earth with a single punch? Can he make leaps of several hundred miles? Can he run at over 500 km/h? Can he lift and throw tectonic plates? Does the very earth shake beneath his feet when he walks? No!
And Superman only lost because of the mother of all plot devices: Kryptonite.
The guy's known for lifting 200 quintillion tons (with one hand!), juggling planets, and flying so fast he breaches the fabric of space and time. The Caped Crusader would have been reduced to a bloody pulp if the Man of Steel ever released his full power, and the Milky Way can consider itself lucky he never did so far.
i meant without superpowers or weapons, cos you said he'd never win him on just fighting, but i ment if you take away waynes belt u gotta take away banners power, for a fair fight.
also to your comet thing no he hasn't, batman sorts out Gotham city which is made out to be the worst city on earth.
his work in the justice league or the others in the justice league would attend to it. if they were captured then batman would have something. like a missile or he'd blast his bat-wing into it with explosives.
He did destroy a comet twice the size of the Earth with one punch. Marvel Comics Presents issue #52.
Batman sorts out a city, the Hulk lifts said city and throws it into the sun should he feel like it.
Once the Hulk gets pissed, no prison can hold him, no being can stop him (okay, anything above Galactus's powerlevel can, but that aside), and he will stop at nothing until his enemies are completely obliterated.
hulk couldn't lift up a city, cos it'd fall apart, whilst lifting it. and also batman has beat him in the past that's Batman 1 Hulk 0
batman will never lose that's cos there's always something that he'll find, to beat his enemies. All we have to go by is there fight in the crossover and batman beat him.
Btw in the comic hulk is about to squeeze batman to death and batman hits hulks ears. hulk holds his ears letting batman go. batman then through sleeping gas, hulk held his breath, which he can do for ages. but batman kicked his chest, making him inhale. He then falls asleep.
Why would we take away the belt or the superpowers? You can't take superpowers away. This is simply the Hulk vs Batman, no rules, no mercy, a brutal one-on-one battle.
It surely didn't have anything to do with the fact that the fans could vote whom would be the winner, right?
Hulk's power level changes drastically with each writer and incarnation. World War Hulk is his most powerful form so far, and he was happily throwing tectonic plates, swimming through magma, and creating minor earthquakes with every step.
dude lets be honest we won't take nothing away they would meet and batman would know he's been beat he would need super man even then hulk can fight him too and (possibly win 80 % chance) dude hulk would rip bats in half also like "Sharagan" said batman is also my favorite super hero from dc actually the only one i like but it's like saying give I guy some gadgets and make him fight hulk Overall the fight would be over within seconds
Well all i'm sayin is with what we have to go by and that is batman has beat hulk in the crossover comic... end of. Crap truth is, Batman always wins. and superman and hulk did fight too and hulk seemed to like kinda be winning but tbh i think they was equal. and they made friends.
in the crossover classic of hulk vs batman, batman wins, he throws sleep gas at him and kicks him in the stomach makes him inhale, batman coulda used mustard gas and killed him... considerate batman
Also i think the hulk is pretty poo, i mean he's just a Big green musclular bloke... he doesn't look cool. he's probably the worst look superhero along with the thing
ur probably 1 of those people who cares for the looks. but ur right, but we fans who like the doesnt really care for his looks, we like for the destruction he cause
it's annoying to read his comics cos he looks like a gay muyscle frankenstein,
also marvel can't write comic books very well, i'm a big fan of all comics but i think marvel have good charicters but shit stories and always refer to everything.
i do think Hulk is really a crap charicter, the 80's hulk show was coolest thing that happened to hulk. the comics and movies are shit. i have heard WWH is good though and ain't read it yet.
ok sum people are fuckin retarted superman would beat tha shit out of the hulk and on top of that finally sumone realizes wut their talkin bout. Yes! batman did beat the entire justice league and even got voted out for doin it! he would beat tha fuck outta the hulk. Hell tha hulk can't even play on the same field as batman! I think tim drake and dick grayson would kick ur ass 2!
Yes, but Batman had years to study the League when he did. I would say Batman would have a chance of beating the hulk if he studied the Hulk for a long time, but otherwise, his human butt would get whooped by the force of nature named the Hulk.
Lol. You just owned him. But yeah. Hulk would probably kick everyone's ass if he felt like it. Hell, I think he DID in World War Hulk. Don't exactly remember, though.
and again batman is in a comic and did beat him, and also in the comic it did look like hulk had the upper hand, but it was crap that they made friends.
Batman would win,All he has to do is show him Morgan Freeman,Who cant get mad at that guy! xD
heartlessdanny 4 months ago
the call that being a sheep. Oh btw those guys already admitted to writing it in favor of batman not because he would actually win, because we know he wouldn't
Med8tr0n 9 months ago
Yes i have read it, and i know you like the fact that he won, but you mean to tell me that you believe that that giant green monster that can survive earths atmosphere, drop thirty thousand feet smash into the planet get up and then little bat man can just kick him and then gas which never effects him, suddenly defeats hulk, and you actually believed it,
Med8tr0n 9 months ago
For now on if you talk about a Comic please show links so we can see!
TheSupreme676 10 months ago
But if batman were to get the hulk to relax then revert into banner than technically it wouldn't really count as defeating the hulk
devilluffe 11 months ago
Hmm I'll admit I am a batman fan so my opinion is biased a bit that out of the way if batman is atleast aware of the fact that the hulk gets stronger as he gets angrier the most simple way to beat the hulk would be to just not fight him and find whatever way he can to relax the hulk into banner
devilluffe 11 months ago
@devilluffe The Hulk hates Batman. The Hulk hates Bat Fans. That's why he's in rage smashing them to bits b/c their biased of Hulk. Shit happens when you have delusions of grandeur.
Diakron79 11 months ago
@Diakron79 that's why u should read Batman Vs. Hulk in the DC/Marvel Crossover Classics to see batman won lol
ElectroVandalism 10 months ago
@ElectroVandalism Would you like to tell me something that don't know? I've already read that book 3 decades ago. Batman winning by magically getting Spider-Man's powers doesn't count, the writer cheated by over-exaggerating. It was stupid lazy-minded writing made for stupid lazy-minded fanboys.
Diakron79 10 months ago
@Diakron79 Erm.... Wtf, lol that wasn't what happened lol. Had nothing to do with ur spiderman bullshit lol beat him fair and square
ElectroVandalism 10 months ago
@Diakron79 Erm.... Wtf, lol that wasn't what happened lol. Had nothing to do with ur spiderman bullshit lol beat him fair and square
ElectroVandalism 10 months ago
@ElectroVandalism Yes it did & you don't know the meaning of the word fair nor you felt it. You and writers cheat too much. Stop acting like a Bat-Nazi.
Diakron79 10 months ago
@Diakron79 Erm... that never once happened in the comics, there's only once that Batman and Hulk official met each other... and that was in the comic where batman kicked his ass and it is an official DC and Marvel comic, made and published together. How can the writers cheat when they and the publishers dictate what is the history of each hero?
ElectroVandalism 10 months ago
@ElectroVandalism . "How can the writers cheat when they and the publishers dictate what is the history of each hero? "
Because the publishing editors made them cheat or approved it. Editors & writers have the tendency to fuck-up continuity as they see fit based on personal bias or sleazy cash tactics over professional responsibility as it's grossly evident in DC/Marvel's current competitive agenda in comics. Don't tell me that you never heard of retcons before.
Diakron79 10 months ago
Hulk's weakness: he has to stay angry else he reverts back to mild Bruce Banner. All Batman (who is very intelligent and creative) or anyone has to do is expose Hulk to anything that would lead him to calm down, feel pleasurable, laugh/smile, feel happy, feel tired/sleepy, or otherwise "goozfabah". Adjust your intervention to the Hulk's level of intellect and interest (e.g., use simple humor, ultra cute baby pictures, and piles of comfort food with the simple-minded version of Hulk).
gschong 11 months ago
@gschong Oh so Batman has no weakness? Very imaginative. Fox News imaginative.
Diakron79 11 months ago
lol this song is terrible for a fighting game
mattpryor216 1 year ago
Alfred is confused.
MrMoviedreamer 1 year ago
In a pure physical bout--Batman goes down!!! (And Bats IS my fav character) But, with all of his gadgets, gases, tranquilizer darts n such,Batman would eventually win by tranqing Hulk ( now, IF its intelligent Hulk, Bats is toast!)
zauriel1 1 year ago
@zauriel1 Batman could not possibly carry enough traquilizers or gas to take down the Hulk. I hope you don't think Batman would even be fast enough to get away or pierce the Hulks skin with a thrown dart. I love Batman, don't get me wrong. But people are out of their minds if they think he could take down the likes of Hulk, or Superman.
southboy99 1 year ago
Lol! Batman got his butt kicked!
TrainerCody1995 2 years ago
I don't really like to mix realities with each other although it would be interesting, hulk taking on a Jedi, you would have to intergrate hulk into that reality and possibly or not give him that type of power, let me see a big brute with the power of the force...... BLAH!, just doesn't work. Anyway I have a hulk vs bats, the way it really should go!
Med8tr0n 2 years ago
what also isn't logical is hulk beating Goku or Darth Vader. In all logic Jedi's and Sayians our the most powerful so suck it superhero's. I suppose Superman would hold a fight, but once a jedi or sayian got kryptonite he would stand no chance. Jedi's and Sayians don't have weaknesses. Sure a jedi can be killed by brute force, but jedi's can control everything through the force so there in control of whether they get hit by such a force. Sayians would just romp any Superhero romperstomper style
pmilleroly27 2 years ago
The Hulk would smash them!
TrainerCody1995 2 years ago
It's just a friendly debate, we know a lot of you jump behind the fact in the comic bats won, but just like the writer said it was popularity that won not batman, and I'm just agreeing with him, but you use it to put a knoch in batmans belt when you know it doesn't make since, I have the comic, I know he won, it's just how he won wasn't logical based on there abilities.
Med8tr0n 2 years ago
@Med8tr0n
Popularity never always win. It backfires constantly.
Diakron79 1 year ago
And you need some logic when writing a comic such as hulk vs batman, that of course they didn't use in thier meeting, a simple kick to hulk stomach should have just confused hulk into wondering what batman was doing. But the power of popularity made hulk loose his breath. It makes no more sence then batman breaking supermans jaw, what's going on?!
Med8tr0n 2 years ago
And batman won this fight in the crossover classic Batman Vs. Hulk
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
Batman yes can outsmart hulk in a chess game, but hulk doesn't use wits to outsmart he beats you down, and pinching his ears would piss him off more, and no batman doesn't posess the strength and adjility of a supersoldier to move like blonski did in the movie, he would be more like he is in his own movie.
Med8tr0n 2 years ago
With what can he beat the hulk with? He posesses nothing to beat the hulk with, hulk is impervious to anything bats carries on his person,explosive batterangs, gas pellets, what does he have to beat hulk wth?, you give batman an advantage because you like him, even when some one else is stronger...
Med8tr0n 2 years ago
@Med8tr0n Read Batman Vs. Hulk In the DC/Marvel Crossover Classics, Batman Wins.
ElectroVandalism 10 months ago
fuck that bat man would win
LegEndone1 2 years ago
i just want to tell something , batman can win in a fight with the hulk, with his weapons, but without them not , but whitout them he is not batman , he is bruce wayne , same with hulk , so dont tell hulk would kill batman without his weapons , because without his weapons he is not batman.
darkman4747 2 years ago
Also Hulk is probably the worst marvel character, as well as the thing... They are both really not well imagined. The Hulk just a big muscular man who's green all his enermies are shit and most of them are other hulks. how crap is that. Spiderman is probably the best. It's also good to know that if DC wasn't there to inspire stan lee there wouldn't be a Marvel. Thats why Stan lee appreciates DC so much.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
dude cmon get real a bullet 2 batmans head wuld kill him wtf >? he wuldnt stand a chance wiith hulk you dumbasses
weezybaby772 2 years ago
Oh yeah i didn't realise Hulk had a Gun dickhead, If Batman did things in his own manner he'd have use his surroundings and tools. The way things go is batman never loses never. Thats why in the Official Marvel/DC comic, batman wins. Also Marvel is shit now it's owned by disney, why don't you give us an argument on Hannah montana Vs Hulk, sounds more resonable seeing as he ent got a chance agains batman.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
bro batman HAS NO POWERS. the hulk is RAW MUSCLE AND POWER. all hulk wud have to do iis drown the puny human step on the puny human or just flick the little human ! theresz no chance iin HELL batman wud last 3 seconds against the hulk. he hasz trouble fighting joker you dick face. so get iit straiit. batman is HUMAN hulk IS RAW POWER !
weezybaby772 2 years ago
Well obviously Batman would win cos he already has won this fight in the comics.
Also batman don't need powers he would out brain him, and he has the strength and tools to take anything down. Brains over Brawn. He beats brainier versions of Hulk like Amydala and Bane all the time.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
seemz to me like all you know about iis batman. batman iis weak compared to the hulk and the only reason batman won iin the comic iis because batmans maker refused to do a collaboration wiith anyone unless batz won. soo do your homework next time before you start a arguement. shooting batman iin the head. even you can do that. he has no powers. all he can do is fight. and the last person he wud wana fight is hulk, so jus think. really. just think fanboy
weezybaby772 2 years ago
Well Batman has also fought with Captain America, Punisher twice and Spiderman. The Captain and Spidy kinda drew. and he battered punisher (Both Batmans). i wonder why punisher didn't use ur awesome tactic and shoot him in the head. Hmmm.... Batman won that comic cos hulk was used as a villian.
And seeing as you gathered all your knowledge from what the comics say i think you should follow the comics on how batman beat the hulk in there one and only fight.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
i really dont care about the comics. fuck the comics. ask anyone at your skool or job who would wiin iin a fight they would look at you stupid call you a dumbass and say a four letter word. HULK. the hulk is to powerful for some little human who only knows how to fight. whatever batman uses to hurt hulk wud only make him bigger and stronger. so iits not a fair fight. if you pull batmans arms off (which could happen) hes useless and has nothing else. FINISHED. END OF STORY HULK WINS !!!
weezybaby772 2 years ago
lol batman is still cool but compared to hulk (no matter how smart) he would get pwnd
mikeinlasvegas 2 years ago
Well tbh i'm fed up of argument, u can't call me a fanboy when your obviously all in denial about hulk losing to batman... it happened logical or unlogical it happened. Let it go... shame they'll more than likely never fight again. You can't say fuck the comics cos then your disregarding everything hulks does and is.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
loll wow spider man ? batman wuld destroy him cuz he is also human. hulk wud shit on him because he has no healing powers just like batman. you can hurt the hulk. you can hurt batman and spiderman. try to hurt hulk. then try to hurt batman. then look in the mirror with a strait facre and say. batman would honestly beat the hulk. you just can do it. watch the 2003 hulk movie then watch the dark knight. arguement OVER i can be jackin off rite now but im argueing with a fanboy loll
weezybaby772 2 years ago
lol spider man is more batmans level as the hulk remember in the most recent hulk film? abomantion when he was human i forgot his name:P
mikeinlasvegas 2 years ago
hiis name was..... shiit i forgot too loll. but cheea he thought he was so good so he went up against the hulk and got knocked the hell out loll
weezybaby772 2 years ago
Well i never said spiderman could beat the hulk, i said he was a better charicter.
Hulks just a muscular retard frankenstein.
And ur comparing the fourth highest grossing film of all time (Dark Knight) against them 2 utter shite hulk films.
Now i know ur a retard.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
you cant forget that even if batman managed to hurt the hulk the hulk would regenerate and get even madder then bash batman to a bloody pulp :)
mikeinlasvegas 2 years ago
Funny that batman's won a fight against him then
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
dude stop argueing and just agree to it im not saying the hulk is better because im a batman fan too (not a comic nerd though) but its common sence that the hulk is better in every way
mikeinlasvegas 2 years ago
thats exactly what im trieng to tell this dumbass fanboy ! thanx bro. =)
weezybaby772 2 years ago
U obviously no nothing, ur resulting to calling me a dumbass, when u can't accept that Hulk has lost against batman.
When comparing comic charicters u can't think about what is logical, just gotta go by what the comics say. U obviously no nothing about comics.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
idc about the damn ccomics. the fact is batman aint shiit without gadgets and technology !!! and you didnt answer my question. if hulk ripped the arms off of batman or threw him waay iinto the desert honestly who won ? just answer that so we culd end this arguement. fuck the comics like i said.
weezybaby772 2 years ago
Batman wouldn't be caught by the hulk, it'd b like the arkham asylum game lol he'd run at batman he'd throw a batarang at his head and hulk would beat himself up, or he would jump on hulks back and punch his ears.
I'm not saying batman could beat the hulk in every different combination of events, if the odds were against batman... but hulk couldn't beat batman in all situations either.
on a one on one fight though batman has beat worst than hulk.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
fuck the comicsz. hulk has faced waaaay worst foesz then silly old batman. like THOR THE FUCKINGGOD !!! THE GOD !! HE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THOR ! and WOLVERINE ! HE BEAT WOLVERINE MAN ! AND ABOMINATION ! ALL THESE PUSSYYS LIKE THE PUNISHER AND DAREDEVIL AINT SHIT. DOOMSDAY ? GET THA FUCK OUTA HERE. BATMAN ONLY FACES HUMANS ! JOKER ? GET THA FUCK OUTA HERE MAN.
weezybaby772 2 years ago
Look man you obviously can't handle the fact batman has already beat the hulk in the comics. And also batman has beat the best of the DC Villians better than all those charicters like Darkseid and Amazo.
If they were to ever write a comic or story of a batman vs hulk fight, batman wouldn't lose, he'd either win or draw... DC wouldn't let batman lose.
And before you say fuck the comics again it's like i said before; you say fuck the comics and you might aswel say fuck to both DC and marvel.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
duh they wudnt let batman lose some1 wud like interrupt or sumthiin. but youu still aiint answer my question man. wana know why ? cuz your scared to admit to the fact that the hulk wud murder batz. trust me man. iitsz human vs monster. iin the comics psh batman wud alwayz win. in the movies hulk wud smach hiis skinny white ass
weezybaby772 2 years ago
in the movies batman would win, batman would obviously never be in a movie with hulk, unless Timewarner bought marvel of disney. But again batman would win or be distracted. The only one DC would let beat batman is wonder women.
and ur telling me to trust you wen u obviously don't give a shit about comics.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
explain to me how batman would beat the hulk in a hand to hand fight. no weapons to technology no nothing just him and his body no nothing. go ahead tell me what he would do that wouldnt make hulk regenerate and make hiim bigger and stronger.
weezybaby772 2 years ago
Well if you wanted a fair fight batman would have his technology and tools otherwise it'd be hulk vs bruce wayne, if you take batmans tools u've gotta take away bruce banners powers.
If u want an unbalanced fight and to take batman's tools away then he'd use the surroundings, his strength and the hulk against himself to beat him. And Batman definatly would win, he overcomes worst outcomes than this all the time.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
i have to agree with you im a big fan of marvel , but i love dc too and batman is one of my favourite superheroes, the only way that hulk could beat batman is if they were in a small room or something like that.
darkman4747 2 years ago
Yeah the great thing about batman is he's human and overcomes things in impossible odds. i'm not saying in logic he could win in every fight against the hulk in every different situation wen odds go well against batman. but he has beat hulk b4, in a fair even fight, in the crossover comic.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
TRUE THAT buut the HULK has beatn waay worst foes then sum silly skinney wannabe bat. hesz beaten FUCKING THOR ! YES THE FUXKING GOD !! hes beatn WOLVERINE THE WORST MUTANT EVER ! SO im gona stiick wiit the ultimate power. without technology batman iis nothing without hulk bruce iis nothing. so there would never be a clear winner. =/
weezybaby772 2 years ago
He probably has, but batman has beat worst than Hulk and thor, also it's like i said bruce wayne without tools would use his surroundings and the enemy against itself.
Wayne would batter Banner in a man on man fight, because wayne can fight whereas banner can't. they're both brainy but wayne knows more about combat, whereas banner only knows about science.
But batman wouldn't have got this far without tools, lucky he's rich really. But saying that then he'd probably be like Green Arrow.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
Batman cannot realistically beat something worse than Thor or the Hulk (let alone Thor and the Hulk themselves), unless piss poor writing and fan opinion is involved.
Use some logic. How do you expect Batman to fight someone who can pulverize him in a single punch? Not to mention that the Hulk can run at 500 km/h and the fact that he possesses a nigh-instant reaction time. Plus enough durability to laugh off Human Torch's Nova Blast.
Nothing in Batman's arsenal can hurt him.
Sharagran 2 years ago
Wayne cannot beat Banner, as he and the Hulk are one person. As soon as Banner is in even the slightest forms of danger, his Hulk persona takes over.
Tools can be taken away, emotions can't.
Sharagran 2 years ago
Yeah but Batman's villains are mutated kind like ei
BANE
PIOSON IVY
KILLER CROC
nawjuaw 2 years ago
You overlooked the fact that the batarang would harmlessly bounce off the Hulk's skin, that Batman is not fast enough to jump on the Hulk's back, that Batman is too small to stay on the Hulk's back, that the Hulk would swat him like a fly if he did manage to get on his back, that Batman doesn't have enough strength for his punches to even register with the Hulk, etc.
Want some more? I could go on all day.
Sharagran 2 years ago
Also it's like i said before if you say fuck the comics and think logical Hulk wouldn't exist in the real world. Batman is more possible, but he would be a vigilante and arrested. If you say fuck the comics you are saying Fuck to everything hulk and marvel stand for.
Also as extra to my other answer batman would probably have a strengthened suit to protect himself or some kind of tool. Batman always comes prepared.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
Most crossover comics are either non-canon or AU, this has nothing to do with hating the comics at all.
And besides, even if Batman had a suit made of adamantium, the momentum of the Hulk's planet cracking punches would still liquify his body, protective shell or not.
Sharagran 2 years ago
I thought u like me, got fed up of this argument ages ago,
You say use some logic... well tbh there's nothing logical about either charicter. And ur the one saying take away batmans tools, and the crossover was quite good and wasn't fan voted... fact is batman won no matter what you say, GET OVER IT AND GET A LIFE. i'm done with this. you can say all you want it won't change that published comic. And batman would beat Thor just as easy as he took down hulk. please continue arguin with urself.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
I indeed got fed up with it, but I watched this video again to see where this was headed and saw more of your stupidity.
Logic can be applied to illogical characters. If one illogical character is stronger, faster, etc than the other, that illogical character wins.
I never said we should take away Batman's tools. The crossover may be good but it's still non-canon. Batman may have won against a massively powered down AU Hulk, but will get pulverized by the real one.
Sharagran 2 years ago
But I'm living a good life, thank you. Writing these posts hardly takes a minute of my time, it doesn't dictate an entire life.
You can keep living in that little fantasy world of yours. In fact, I'm beginning to wonder if you even know anything about the Hulk or Thor at all. Hulk isn't just a 'strong green man' and Thor isn't just a 'dude with a hammer'. One is a raging planetkiller while the other is a Norse God who's powers include matter manipulation/generation.
Sharagran 2 years ago
BATMAN HAS WON THIS FIGHT SO LET IT GO!... Batman also met Punisher twice and kicked his ass.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
hulk wuld crush that puny human with hiis pinky you dumbass fan boy
weezybaby772 2 years ago
BATMAN HAS WON THIS FIGHT SO LET IT GO!... Batman also met Punisher twice and kicked his ass.
Proved in DC Special Series #27
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
Banner, you stupid ass bitch!!! He was only trying to help you!!
kevin1278 2 years ago
While I like Batman more, he stands absolutely no chance against the Hulk.
Sharagran 2 years ago
there is a comic where batman beats hulk
it's a crossover classic... he out brains him.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
Which means he didn't beat him in melee combat. I was talking about a physical fight, in which case Batman would lose horribly.
Sharagran 2 years ago
But Batman isn't all melee combat,
if you're talking about fighting man on man
ur talking Wayne vs. Banner in which Banner would lose horribly.
But if you compair any superhero against batman, u have to give batman his brawn and his belt full of gadgets.
also i think Batman would win a fight against hulk without his belt...
batman never loses. even against Superman.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
No, Banner immediately transforms into the Hulk if there's any sign of danger. He once got hit by a sniper, the Hulk took over as the bullet hit, and was already fully transformed and healed a split second later.
And excuse me? Has Batman ever destroyed a comet twice the size of the Earth with a single punch? Can he make leaps of several hundred miles? Can he run at over 500 km/h? Can he lift and throw tectonic plates? Does the very earth shake beneath his feet when he walks? No!
Sharagran 2 years ago
And Superman only lost because of the mother of all plot devices: Kryptonite.
The guy's known for lifting 200 quintillion tons (with one hand!), juggling planets, and flying so fast he breaches the fabric of space and time. The Caped Crusader would have been reduced to a bloody pulp if the Man of Steel ever released his full power, and the Milky Way can consider itself lucky he never did so far.
Sharagran 2 years ago
Don't get me wrong, Batman is my favourite DC hero, but some things are simply impossible for normal human beings to accomplish.
Sorry for the multi-post by the way, youtube won't allow me to post it all in a single comment box.
Sharagran 2 years ago
i meant without superpowers or weapons, cos you said he'd never win him on just fighting, but i ment if you take away waynes belt u gotta take away banners power, for a fair fight.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
also to your comet thing no he hasn't, batman sorts out Gotham city which is made out to be the worst city on earth.
his work in the justice league or the others in the justice league would attend to it. if they were captured then batman would have something. like a missile or he'd blast his bat-wing into it with explosives.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
He did destroy a comet twice the size of the Earth with one punch. Marvel Comics Presents issue #52.
Batman sorts out a city, the Hulk lifts said city and throws it into the sun should he feel like it.
Once the Hulk gets pissed, no prison can hold him, no being can stop him (okay, anything above Galactus's powerlevel can, but that aside), and he will stop at nothing until his enemies are completely obliterated.
Sharagran 2 years ago
hulk couldn't lift up a city, cos it'd fall apart, whilst lifting it. and also batman has beat him in the past that's Batman 1 Hulk 0
batman will never lose that's cos there's always something that he'll find, to beat his enemies. All we have to go by is there fight in the crossover and batman beat him.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
Btw in the comic hulk is about to squeeze batman to death and batman hits hulks ears. hulk holds his ears letting batman go. batman then through sleeping gas, hulk held his breath, which he can do for ages. but batman kicked his chest, making him inhale. He then falls asleep.
Lucky for hulk it wasn't mustard gas.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
Also Batman is given the ring by superman himself. and batman still has to use alot of effort to beat superman.
it's also said in babel that Superman only fears 1 person and thats Batman
i couldn't write that in one either
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
Why would we take away the belt or the superpowers? You can't take superpowers away. This is simply the Hulk vs Batman, no rules, no mercy, a brutal one-on-one battle.
Sharagran 2 years ago
Exactly and batman won that fight in the Marvel/DC crossover classic comic
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
It surely didn't have anything to do with the fact that the fans could vote whom would be the winner, right?
Hulk's power level changes drastically with each writer and incarnation. World War Hulk is his most powerful form so far, and he was happily throwing tectonic plates, swimming through magma, and creating minor earthquakes with every step.
Sharagran 2 years ago
dude lets be honest we won't take nothing away they would meet and batman would know he's been beat he would need super man even then hulk can fight him too and (possibly win 80 % chance) dude hulk would rip bats in half also like "Sharagan" said batman is also my favorite super hero from dc actually the only one i like but it's like saying give I guy some gadgets and make him fight hulk Overall the fight would be over within seconds
spideyman2099 2 years ago
Well all i'm sayin is with what we have to go by and that is batman has beat hulk in the crossover comic... end of. Crap truth is, Batman always wins. and superman and hulk did fight too and hulk seemed to like kinda be winning but tbh i think they was equal. and they made friends.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
where did you get bat man dark night?
Bogzter9 2 years ago
in the crossover classic of hulk vs batman, batman wins, he throws sleep gas at him and kicks him in the stomach makes him inhale, batman coulda used mustard gas and killed him... considerate batman
ElectroVandalism 3 years ago
maybe yes or maybe no. becuz hulk might burn out the gas. and dude hulk survive 10 blasts from sattelite rays (sorry if its wrong spelling).
projectbeta100 2 years ago
Yeah i no but in the comic, batman beats him.
Also i think the hulk is pretty poo, i mean he's just a Big green musclular bloke... he doesn't look cool. he's probably the worst look superhero along with the thing
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
ur probably 1 of those people who cares for the looks. but ur right, but we fans who like the doesnt really care for his looks, we like for the destruction he cause
projectbeta100 2 years ago
it's annoying to read his comics cos he looks like a gay muyscle frankenstein,
also marvel can't write comic books very well, i'm a big fan of all comics but i think marvel have good charicters but shit stories and always refer to everything.
i do think Hulk is really a crap charicter, the 80's hulk show was coolest thing that happened to hulk. the comics and movies are shit. i have heard WWH is good though and ain't read it yet.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
wwh is good but just dont tease the hulk it hurts the fans
projectbeta100 2 years ago
which song is this!??
rafedasi 3 years ago
It's called God Knows Now by an indie band called Natural Habit.
Do you like it?
Rominucka 3 years ago
@Rominucka
Where I can download this or buy? I was looking evrywhere, and i can't find this >.<
misio1994 11 months ago
Get owned that is exactly what would happen.
FlaM0ReC0n 3 years ago
Bats needs to pause the game, whip out the bat phone and text the entire freakin' JLA to get the asses down there or he's done.
ReapersWrath24 3 years ago 2
ASSHOLEEEE
jerobagg 3 years ago
this is so unreallistic! HAHAHAHAH!
jerobagg 3 years ago
ok sum people are fuckin retarted superman would beat tha shit out of the hulk and on top of that finally sumone realizes wut their talkin bout. Yes! batman did beat the entire justice league and even got voted out for doin it! he would beat tha fuck outta the hulk. Hell tha hulk can't even play on the same field as batman! I think tim drake and dick grayson would kick ur ass 2!
Mythe0 3 years ago
Yes, but Batman had years to study the League when he did. I would say Batman would have a chance of beating the hulk if he studied the Hulk for a long time, but otherwise, his human butt would get whooped by the force of nature named the Hulk.
Drowmerc 3 years ago
Hulk beat all of marvel earth in WWH and Hulk is smart. Batman goes down hard.
feenin4u247 3 years ago
well, batman beat the entire justice league by himself, so they're even....
Moon832 3 years ago
How did he beat the eintrie Jsutin league?
Explain please
CollegeLoheart 3 years ago
he knows all of their weaknesses and he is the smartest out of all of them
Moon832 3 years ago
oh ok
CollegeLoheart 3 years ago
Cool song!
potpettle 3 years ago
Thank you very much, sir!
Rominucka 3 years ago
Oh, and where did you get the stage?
SpartanB146 3 years ago
batman would kick his ass
kjbgamefreak17 3 years ago
Are you kidding me??? Superman could barely beat the Hulk. The Hulk beat up the Avengers at once. Batman would never stand a chance.
Rominucka 3 years ago
wow sum1 is obbsessed. what u look in2 this stuff u fag
kjbgamefreak17 3 years ago
No I did not look into this stuff, I just know it.
And wow sum1 is illiterate. What u never look in2 a text book?
Rominucka 3 years ago
Lol. You just owned him. But yeah. Hulk would probably kick everyone's ass if he felt like it. Hell, I think he DID in World War Hulk. Don't exactly remember, though.
SpartanB146 3 years ago
He pretty much took down anyone against him in that arc. Their are few who could beat the Hulk that's for sure.
Drowmerc 3 years ago
and again batman is in a comic and did beat him, and also in the comic it did look like hulk had the upper hand, but it was crap that they made friends.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago
ho you used the bad batman, you should have used the new one by spiderbat.
KIKILEKIKI 3 years ago
hulk sucks
MrJokerWhySoSerious 3 years ago
You might think the Hulk sucks but he still beat and will always beat the ever-lovin bejesus out your Batman. HAHAHAHA ha!
Rominucka 3 years ago
Well in the only comic in which they fight batman wins. so errr... no
and batman if he wanted could of killed him.
ElectroVandalism 2 years ago