"Rick Perry" — A BLR Soundbite

[rrrrttty6789mw2]

Save a pretzrl for da gas jets

[SecretService80]

I'm proud of my gun, and I pooed in space.

[baahhhFATALITY11]

Wow. Rick perry's campaign message is inspiring.

[cocoalrose]

WASH THAT SMILE OFF

[supavids4eva]

RON PAUL FOR FREE BANANAS!

[timmiet47321]

@supavids4eva And let's not forget the cherry soda to wash down the bananas.

[TheDigitalFiber]

Pretzels ... ice cream... goats...and virgin heffers. -Rick Perry

[sk8chrissupras]

Rick perry is a fucking idiot

[SophiaAphrodite]

Great goats are taking our computer jobs.

[LaDeeDah36]

Hi,

[joeltopgun]

APPLE JUICE

[MessengerOfDeath9878]

GRADE A LUNGFISH

[Dionysos37]

Absolutely Texas bat-shit.

[IzzyPersons]

@Dionysos37 We're not all full of shit. The stereotype you're bringing up is, but we're not.

[Dionysos37]

@IzzyPersons Rick Perry IS a stereotype. A parody even of himself.

[IzzyPersons]

@Dionysos37 So? That doesn't mean all Texans are that way. It's not a Texan influence.

[anonismorefun]

you can borrow my cds, not one every day. you can try my quanza cds.there not yours, you dont HAVE to take any of them.

[milk3344]

Tuna, Eggs, Doritos, Cheese Cake, Tamale. See Ya!

[uchihaline141]

i think its funny how they always fit together

[matthewdarrin]

And SAVE A PRETZEL FOR THE GAS JETS!!

[SkickPank]

NAH SIT DAYOWN

[TheTopBloke]

I don't wait for advertising.

[MrLindenson]

lol so I'm guessing these guys get their material from Sarah Palin? Or is it the other way around?

[dragsterf]

well it matters where you get the goats from

[16DoubleA]

I just laughed soooo hard!! XD made my night!

[bmbisch]

haha now you will notice when he says "gas jets" he nice a nice, shiney booger on his lip!

[ijblondee]

"hot, yellow kool-aid!" bear grylls would be proud

[MrBILLYBOBBOMB]

I now know Rick perry likes ice cream

[ElDLo912]

Could've sworn 1:24 was a Bob Dylan song.

[RonPaul2012vote123]

LMAO its funny cause in the end u take about the same amount of info from this and a normal speech from any one but ron paul.

[numberDCLXVI]

@RonPaul2012vote123 Looking for even a single coherent point in any public address by ron paul is like looking for cryptic metaphors in alice in wonderland; you get the definite feeling that deep down there is probably some underlying meaning or subtext, but you'll drive yourself insane in an effort to find it amidst the schizophrenic ramblings of a crazy old man. Figuratively speaking, of course.

[RonPaul2012vote123]

@numberDCLXVI Lol Crazy? cause he beleives in the consitutuion and has the exactly philosphy of Jefferson, Abe the few good Presidents. He is a man of principle. Stop listening to fox.

[SuperAppleheads]

Hot Kool Aid!!!

[RachB81]

I want to meet the Grade A Lungfish



[SaraHelen95]

build me a small dog house.

[Schnarkel]

Some do the olympics, and some defy the titans. Ice cream.

[loveisuniquebeauty]

If this man becomes our president, well I hope the world ends in 2012

[EmilyTwitters]

@loveisuniquebeauty If he becomes president I'm moving to Canada lol

[naderaboulhosn]

@loveisuniquebeauty He dropped out hella minutes ago

[irkenequine]

This is hilarious but I'm too distracted by the snot under his nose.

[dewfish]

our computer industry definitely needs more goats....

[TheVinniebop]

i wish i cud vote for him

[slappytoez]

lmmfao

[BKFF20]

Charlie Sheen Bad lip reading please!! Thumbs up if you agree!

[Zildjian1970]

Now...what I want you to do is, build me a small dog house.

[TylerHarris19]

0:37 is the best

[F3RN250]

Hahaha save a pretzel for the gas jets

[ekhighvoltage]

I watch these over and over!!!!! They crack me up!!!

[absolutdrummer]

so, what I want you to do is build me a small doghouse XD

[fennabott]

Tuna, eggs, doritos, cheese cake, tamale. See ya hahaha

[Manzercorp]

Save a pretzel for the gas jets!

[okiedokie49er]

man we have been talking about these videos at school for days, its so funny

[misszombiekitty13]

*so

[misszombiekitty13]

This made me laugh do hard I cried.

[hehefromhere]

This makes more sense that what he actually said

[fritschya]

236 peeople didn't save a pretzel for the gas jets.

[brpowerful]

I like Rick Perry, but I disagree with his economic policy. Perry's "save a pretzel for the gas jets" policy is good in theory, but he overlooked how it will decrease the distribution of pretzels to our aircraft carriers, thereby reducing border security. These pretzel cuts will increase illegal immigrants, thereby allowing goats across the border and into our computer industry, which hurts domestic employment. Although he did make a valid point about ice cream being cheap. THAT IS A FACT!

[Terraformer404]

@brpowerful I have to agree.

[ggkill21]

@brpowerful I almost cried laughing :D

[ahmettheGREAT]

@brpowerful this is you tube blr who gives a fuck

[bgpowerful]

@ahmettheGREAT Twas the joke.....

[anonismorefun]

@brpowerful thats the funniest post ive seen in a long long time. made me laugh hard.

[FightToWin21]

@brpowerful But your missing the most important... How do you take into account defying the Titans; Ice Cream?

[MrAlfonsosoriano]

I tried takin a virgin heifer night ridin and, well lets just say we lost our spirits

[FlowoftheImagination]

...Ricky?!

[XemoboyX100]

My government teacher didn't laugh at all at this

[MotherAbby]

@XemoboyX100 What a poor sport. My socials teacher killed himself laughing at this. xD

[BenMcneal]

RON PAUL 2012

[MotherAbby]

OMG I cant stop laughing

[martialmonk2434]

Thank you. I wrote that.

[Mizzpinkypink98]

tuna....... eggs.... Doritos.... cheese cake... 

[MSDOSUSER]

Ice ceam. That is cheap. FACT

[WeIsDaTyrantz]

I like how when the Bad lip reading banner comes up, 'ding bad' is highlighted.

[JOEYnoJUSTU22]

They're not yours, you don't have to take any of 'em!

[lyricsong21]

Hot Yella Kool-Aid xp

[pintado15]

this is probably makes more sense than rick perry actual speeches

[gkward1981]

The joke here is these are Rick Perry's actual words.

[9ognimus9]

Rick Perry 2016!

[232323C]

@9ognimus9 booo to the war mongers.......a disgrace toAmerica

[Gproducshizz]

"i cannot wait for a medieval cookie, a cinnabon, hot yellow coolaid, and SAVE A PRETZEL FOR THE GAS JETS!! thank you, I WROTE THAT" - rick perry :D

[MrBaumer8993]

If this was re made it would be so awesome because of all of the things that have happened to Rick Perry.

[carphi100]

You are missing Hunstman... need one on him too....

[antonio610]

@carphi100 I think it's more likely they just never heard of Jon Huntsman.

[HorsesInMyHeart323]

'' Tuna. Eggs. Doritos. Cheesecake. Tamale. See ya! ''

[MHend47]

Ron Paul 2012!

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

daaamn.he..huh yeah ditto

[CaelestisPeste]

This is my favorite one.

[dixielax329]

you could try my kwanza CDs... but they're not yours, and you dont have to take any of them

[exomorphe]

i'm bored by famine, how fitting

[blenderfreak123]

Babe.

[natasticx]

We never got a dead spirit. We hated it though, it's disgustin'.

I know...I know, it disgusts me too...

[jnew2345]

some defy the titans....ice cream

[seanincali1]

this isn't bad lip reading. this is what rick actually said. 

[migster111]

@seanincali1 But that would be too smart for him

[mavis996]

@seanincali1 i wish

[KayliesModernLife]

I hate Rick Perry, so this made me laugh

[AJKikel13]

@KayliesModernLife They didn't even bother to make a lip reading video for Sarah Palin. The original was funny enough.

[robotjj0009]

@KayliesModernLife Agreed. And I'm a conservative, he's just an idiot.

[Meowsaidthekitty]

I'm bored by famine. I cannot wait for a medieval cookie, a Cinnabon, hot yellow Kool Aid, and save a pretzel for the gas jets!

[puglit1]

I feel sorry for that hefer, I bets it's not a virgin anymore.

[Scream9905]

some do the olmpics... and some defy the titans... ICE CREAM

[13saxman]

That's my governor!

[thekeithchannel]

Saaave a pretzel for the gas jets! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ..Thank you. I wrote that

[charlyston10]

Save a pretzel for the gas jets lol

[soulchild05]

My highlight of last year: Seeing an Occupy Wall Street protestor with a sign that said "SAVE A PRETZEL FOR THE GAS JETS!"

[stevewags13]

@soulchild05 That was probably the best point they had

[TheCorndog125]

when he says yeah, yeah, yeah. the other guy says and folks hate ewoks

[GospelAccording2ME]

I wouldn't let this idiot anywhere near the Oval Office...unless he was nude and offering sexual favors. And, even that may have only helped if he were running 10 to 12 years ago. He's getting a bit long in the tooth.

[VasVas984]

@GospelAccording2ME FAil troll is fail

[KMproduction1]

ICE CREAM!!

[IntoTheBacon]

hot yellah kool aid

[MrStig691]

Where's the parody? You've uploaded the original.

[AshleyRyan567]

0:30 Best part of the entire thing.

[jmaissel]

Ice cream. That is cheap. Fact. And then I suspended Marsha off this bridge, and took a virgin heifer, night riding for a while, we never got a dead spirit. We hated it though, it's disgusting.

[clairesway8]

a midevil cookie!

[KroKKaulitz]

Everybody hook up... Babe! LOL

[colinbarrett14]

Best one... for sure

[jimmybillabong]

fuck off retard you don't know the cuntstityoushun

[Williebaugh23]

And then i suspended Marsha off this bridge and took a virgin heifer night-riding for a while.We never got a dead spirit.We hated it though,it's disgusting. ...WTF?

[mkiyoto]

1:23 He must be talking about Rebecca Black... XD



[battlefieldtalk]

RON PAUL 2012!!!

[3rdEyeSpeaks]

Ben and Jerrys isnt cheap 

[yoTrimble]

"Some do the Olympics, and some defy the TItans... icecream."

[mrshreder]

You can borrow my CDs... Not one EVERYDAY!

You can try my Kwanzaa CDs and they're not yours and you don't HAVE to take any of 'em...

[TheDubandTrance]

The start always reminds me of CoD Zombies

[PricelessMrPrice27]

Saaaave a pretzel for the gas jets!!!!

[cdbud5]

0:53

[sablize]

wow, rick perry really likes food...

[demongrizz]

1:20....

[enunna]

I'm bored by famine. I cannot wait for a medieval cookie, a cinnabon, hot yellow koolaid, AND SAVE A PRETZEL FOR THE GAS JETS~~!

[Jacobdead]

I was 20000th like!

[ellerphant22]

i just lost all respect for audi

[SSshirazZZ]

SAVE A FUCKING PRETZEL!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAA

[bassilkamali]

u can borrwow my cds,not 1 every day,u can borrow my quanza cds and there not urs and u dont have to take any of em lmmfao.

[Ruberick28]

Some do the olympics, and some defy the titans.. ice cream..

[Deilgyre]

Wash that smile off...

[EvilguyNagrand]

Some do the Olympics and,

Some defy the Titans

Ice-cream

[brazilman999]

AND SAAAAVE A PRETZEL FOR THE GAS JETS!

[Alavistaven2012]

ICECREAM

[sistersinthehood]

My friends and I have memorized this whole video.

[tbscrazy12]

@sistersinthehood No, probably yo small dick faggot hahahahahahaa

[chandlersagirl]

I love it! Funneh stuff!

[dwaynesLIFE]

you can try my kwanzaa cd's..

[KamasutraButterfly]

I love the way he looks so proud and says "Thank you, I wrote that"! lol

[PostApocalypticSure]

I'm bored..by famine.

[crapwhatsmypassword]

SAVEEEEE A PRETZEL FOR THE GAS JETS.

[TechnicianMad]

@crapwhatsmypassword We know... we just watched it too

[typhonsentra]

The most logical things he's ever said.

[supavids4eva]

Thank you. (I wrote that).

[LysLovesAlpacas]

tuna,eggs,cheescake,tamale. cya!

[jerrythres05]

Get these goats for the computer industry....ROFL

[TheNoOneSpecialHere]

No different than what he actually says.

[razzigyrl]

"Some do the Olympics, and some defy the Titans" could almost be a functional motivational saying, if the target audience knows Ancient Greek mythology...

[3rdEyeSpeaks]

i was going to laugh to hard, but then poop came out. this is fuxing hilarious

[Kandaluvr]

"Save a pretzel for the gas jets" LOL

[Noromongrel]

Made more sense than anything he ever said.

[M9J4G]

I cannot wait for a medieval cookie, a Cinnabon, hot yella' coolaid, and... um, and, uh... what was that last one?... oops.

[HerbanPharmacist]

FAKE!!!

[TheRealLittleBIGhead]

@HerbanPharmacist You must be some kind of master sleuth!

[Kruelwanderer911]

:49 I always hated the ewoks too.

[cowwie101]

Now what i want you to do is build me a SMALL dog house!!

[plokmok]

"What's GOOD.. is to get these GOATS.. for our computer industry" - Such a simple solution to all our problems

[Mikcoosh]

DO EUROPEAN POLITICS NOW! ONE FOR EVERY COUNTRY... well.. all the well known ones... none of those shitty Quabaskistan ones

[Sophie32798]

Thankyou.

I wrote that :)

[philly121195]

you can borrow my cd's, not one every day! you can try my Kwanzaa cd's theyre not yours! you dont have to take any of em' !

[kittysaurusRAWR]

Now what I want you to do... is make me a small doghouse.

[foxracer2714]

I HAVE WATCHED THIS ABOUT 100 TIMES AND STILL LAUGH AT IT!!!! FUNNIEST ONE OF ALL THE BLR SOUNDBIT!!!! THUMBS UP

[kawkaw1998]

Some do the olympics, some defy the titans... I've cream. KILLED ME!!!!!!!! LOL