BETTER OFF TED - FUNNY, REALLY VULGAR OUTTAKES

[andresparra]

I love Andrea Anders talking vulgarities. Looks even prettier.

[OmegaGuess]

I wish I could...like...UBER like this. So much awesome...

[huelga2009]

I MISS BETTER OFF TED. It was hours of repulsive fun.

[MrsSmart99]

lol i love outtakes where the actors just burst out laughing...

[c3geltona]

Damn why this was not on original :DDD

[CHADOW66]

i miss this show.... but if you like this clip, see the comedy documentary The Aristocrats

[SilverStar830]

@Jormungandor

...says the fucking retard

; )

[MrVeeRob]

"Dick infested man mattress!", LOL

[jaraandrew100]

This is EXACTLY WHY Better Off Ted should have been on cable!!

[swingerman1000]

I believe the episode with this song is "Change We Can't Believe In". BOT episode excerpts are not on YouTube anymore. They were taken down. The above link goes to a video by the artist "Redtenbacher's Funkestra".

[frankhh1001]

Anyone else knows songs from Better Off Ted?

[triciab671]

Haha, love this song! Thank you @swingerman1000

[swingerman1000]

The song in the second half of this video is "The Return Of The Manbag". It's such a BOT song! It also appeared in an episode in season 2. Check it out here /watch?v=mkQdP9yCC-s

[triciab671]

@swingerman1000 Nice, thanks!

[sevdilek]

@swingerman1000 Such a cool song! Thanks!

[sprdpr86]

@swingerman1000 Fantastic track! Shag me babaaaaayyyy!!!!

[1001ft]

@swingerman1000 thanks for pointing that out. Another good BOT moment

[uofl3000]

Bring back better off Ted!

[1001ft]

Whew, Phil. Good old Phil!! "Could you repeat that in English. I don't speak the language of the square-jawed cum-puppets."

[intendedimmigration]

Maybe too funny, if you know what I mean

[intendedimmigration]

One of the funniest shows. Ever.

[Liteninbug]

I love this F-ing Show!!!!!

[Daemon420]

i miss you show

[enburst]

man if only they would have tried to advertise for this show it might have stayed on the air for longer. I guess it must have been competing with a popular show on a different network

[jawagolfpro]

Why cant a good show like this last ? Its just not fair . Bring back Ted and the gang give them a better chance Seinfeld took forever to win over audiences...

[damuzii]

Again: how could any human with a soul NOT love this show?!

[PrfMoriarty]

Sigh. I still miss this show. :(

[TwilightAdy]

this was hilarious. I love this show!

[poidog44]

I discovered this show while doing cardio at the health club. It was the episode with the ladies perfume that attracted hornets (bees...something that stings). The Veridian Dynamics commercial in that episode sealed the deal. The tag line "We're sorry. You're welcome." Genius.

[MrsSmart99]

@poidog44 lol i love that episode! BTW, its called Trust and Consequence.

[poidog44]

@MrsSmart99 Thanks. I got season 1 last Christmas. Now if they would just release season 2 on DVD......

[Directo13]

I just discovered this show!!!

Why did they cancelled it!!!

T~T

[NymphodoraT]

Best show ever!

[wongIgnow]

Why. Why the frick cancel a perfectly GOOD show and replace it with crap. . .

[sudburylawyer]

dick infested man -mattress lol

[masterX12345698]

i just don't get why they cancel shows like heroes, arrested development ,better off ted i mean why they were all so good

[19devildog89]

Hey spermatorium...

lmao. AWESOME.

[reversethecurse246]

how come they cancel every show with portia de rossi?

[capitalistpigdogus]

I really loved this show. I will miss it.

[amanitamascara]

abc cancelled this amazing show and then cast adrea anders in mr. sunshine, which is just a remarkably inferior version of better of ted. what was the point?!

this is a grave injustice.

[poidog44]

@amanitamascara Maybe if Better Off Ted had Matthew Perry playing a...I don't know....some inanimate object it would still be on the air.

[knuckleskills]

This show made me laugh more then any other sitcom I've seen. From the characters to the casting to the humor, absolutely hilarious. Seen both seasons 2-3 times by now, and I'm not done with them yet. :)

Oh, and 'dick-infested man mattress'? Damn!

[poidog44]

@knuckleskills That line should be a t-shirt.

Dibs!

[Malum09]

Save this show, Please¡¡¡¡¡

[afsahneh]

Started watching this show last week. I can't believe they canceled this, but make shows like "retired at 35"?

[evry190]

frosty the snow whore ahahahahah

[Flashlight1996]

Heh they started to air this show at my country :P

[RCLOMBARDY]

save this, dump the tear-jerking, tampon fest called cougar town

[missdexterity]

too too too funny

they must have cancelled it because they weren't man enough handle the intensity of pure and unadulterated hilarity

[bigg10103]

this show is good...hillarious...wonder why they canceled it

[poidog44]

@bigg10103 First ratings. Second...what large corporation wants to advertise on a show that is essentially calling them soulless bastards. Even CEO's don't have that much self loathing.

[Tutuxoxo]

I love this show! I rolled of my couch every time I sees it...why would they give me something that I love and take it away.

[LukeSniper]

I loved this show... so sad that it's gone.

[larkfeathers]

dumb name, awesome show :)

[BeCUnKnowNx]

yeah ill be marked for spam and crap.

but if you guys wanna watch it again just search online.

theres links all over the place.

or u know.......*whisper.....downlo­ading....

[pabsk67]

Sadly, I discovered this show in it's final season/episodes. It was exactly the type of show I was looking for and loved it only to find out it was being canceled. I did order it on DVD but would have loved a few more seasons of it. Such a great show.

[JammastaJ23]

If this show wasn't on shitty ABC it would have been 10X more popular

[clayartist]

I watched all 13 episodes on netflix streaming in 3 days.......brilliant....amazin­g they cancelled it...writing, acting, production...all first class...oh well.

[everythingisyou]

@clayartist Good news! There are 26 episodes. Go forth and watch season two (also available on netflix). :D

[poidog44]

@everythingisyou Does ABC have ownership in Netflix? I don't do Netflix...give me the DVD!

[knuckleskills]

Dick-infested man-mattress, LOL!

[RAIDERS58th]

I basically don't watch tv anymore. Were it not for the NFL and DVDs' I probably wouldn't even own a set. However, this was the one show that I would go out of my way to watch and wouldn't you know it; they fucking cancel it! Just like every other show I've ever liked. It was the cancellation of SPACE ABOVE AND BEYOND that made me stop watching the boob tube in the first place. All tv executives should get cancer of the brain stem and fucking die!

[Kamakazi10]

This is a great show. ABC fuckin blows, turn this show over to HBO

[SteRDLK]

Utter bullshit that this was cancelled. ABC are just a bunch of cum guzzling fucktards.

[HamerLamer]

I just wrote up this petition with the intention at least TRYING to bring it back. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SIGN IT, lets make this thing happen guys! Just fill in the rest of the url yourself, youtube wont let me post it.

ipetitions/petition/betteroffo­ntv/

[lordbossharrow]

hahaha

[Ellenportia1]

Oh Portia how I love you :)

[nhreminh]

BRING THEM BACK!!!

[nakoreanok]

I miss this...

[daydreamfaerie]

WHY does ABC always cancel the BEST SHOWS?!?!??!?!

[poidog44]

@daydreamfaerie They have to put them on the air to cancel them.

[xtrgx]

COME ON HBO PICK UP BETTER OFF TED, OH AAAAAND FUCK ABC

[Clembo]

"Twot"

What the fuck is this?

[LowSweetChariot]

@Clembo It's generally spelled "twat" and it's a euphemism for female genitalia. Basically a gentler form of "cunt"

[calrogman]

@LowSweetChariot Why don't you Ameritards say "twat" then?!

[LowSweetChariot]

@calrogman I don't know. "Asshole" or "douche" works just as well (and where I'm from, in Midwest USA, that's about the extent of any name-calling.)

[HooliganMovement]

How has TBS, Comedy Central, or FX NOT freed BOT from ABC's death grip yet!?

[Duhbearz1]

i HATE ABC does anyone know if abc is dropping the show or is the show going to be completely stopped from making new episodes

[tapeworm102]

Which episode did this come from?

[realrocker777]

THIS WAS THE BEST SHOW ON TV! WTF ABC?????

There's NO WAY this show shouldve been cancelled.

I ALSO WISH FOR HBO TO PICK UP BETTER OFF TED, AS SUGGESTED HERE EARLIER. THAT WOULD BE PERFECT.

[GrandmasterTrash78]

best show

[wisdomwhisperer]

Oh god, this is hilarious! It really is a shame they cancelled BOT, I loved that show so much!

[JohnBrody23]

Dick infested man mattress. HAHAHAHA

[teamcuba2000]

:-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))­))))))))))))))))))

[KrustyTClown]

And I thought I loved the show before, hehe, it just got like +15 to all stats for me.

[dtorc4]

I just found this show on Netflix a couple of weeks ago. I have watched both seasons a couple of times now. I was mortified to learn that it was cancelled! ARGH!!!!

[BrandonWKU]

@dtorc4 Cancelled? I also recently found this show on Netflix and I'm working on the 2nd season now. Thats depressing.

[checkabreak]

i love this show for real!!

[BkDogers427]

why the fuck do good shows like this get cancelled but cougar town, and jersey shore keep getting renewed? what the fuck people.

[Thyboy17]

for real this show was easily the best on the network lol bring it back or go to HBO with it, a HIT it would be on HBO!

[TomNEuB]

Great parody of Monsanto Corp and how they have have "offered" their "products" (unSAFE Aspartame and genetically modified foods to the world.) Very funny show. It's the bite of truth beneath the parody that makes it work so well. Too bad it didn't have a longer life to remind us of what is going on with just a bit of humor to "sweeten" the chaos! Laughter and awareness... a good mix.

[ParasiteSteve]

Hey ABC! What the hell man?!  What the hell...

[airbrushpower]

This is one of the funniest and best shos I've seen. I can't believe it got cancelled.

[taypuc31]

"I don't speak the language of the square jawed cum puppets."

[TrueRockNRolla]

BETTER OFF TED IS BACK... I am so happy... Geeks rule

[BkDogers427]

@TrueRockNRolla liar. link/proof or go back to your hole in the ground you hobbit.

[TrueRockNRolla]

@BkDogers427 I can see only one hobbit here, research a bit... episode 12 and 13 were released not long time ago

[BkDogers427]

@TrueRockNRolla it's not back. it's been quite thoroughly canceled. If 2 un-aired episodes circulate on the internet. Does not mean the series has returned. I was already aware of the un-aired episodes. I was calling bluff to your claim the show returned. When it's obvious it didn't, when some of the cast already signed onto other shows.

[vanzahn]

"peppy little spooge vacuum". This has got to be one of the sharpest most cynical and well written comedy o come out of America in sooooo many years. Good job statesiders....we Brits love it!

[daiskibe]

Haven't even had the show here yet, watched it online. Fantastic show, great script,cast, direction etc. Very funny. ABC are cum guzling dick wads etc etc ....

[posiview]

I agree, this is an crazyly funny series!!

[poidog44]

How was Portia able to find a quality show to follow up Arrested Development? Unfortunately no one told her that quality does not sell on network TV. Maybe she has learned.

Maybe I need to pay for HBO and Showtime. It is not fair.

[Stillwater100]

For the last decade, the South Park movie's "donkey-raping shit-eater" has been my favorite bit of profanity, but now that I've seen this, it's getting real competition from "dick-infested man-mattress," "walking cock-cozy," "corpse-fucking dick-holster," "poon-guzzlers," and "sister-fuckin' hillbilles."

This must've been one fucktacularly fun episode to write and film. Fuck those fingerbanging chickendiddlers at ABC for cancelling BOT.

[drake2010]

Favorite one: Peppy little splooge vacuum. 

[4545Nils]

Hahahahaha!! This is a really funny show to watch ! When is it back on air ??

[mujerazteca18]

@4545Nils

it was canceled ;(

[bruceybruce47]

frosty the snow whore



[florinardelian]

What episode is the one with swearing rule?

[aronhoekstra]

@florinardelian The Impertence of Communicationizing

[florinardelian]

@aronhoekstra Thanks, I've found it. Season 2, Episode 8.

[PikaCHEWification]

Why did they cancel this show?!  Waaaaaaaaaa! :'(

[phempenstall]

hahahahahahahahahaha funniest shit in ages!!! Luv that show.

[aronhoekstra]

what's the episode?

[aronhoekstra]

@aronhoekstra nevermind i already found it it was: The Impertence of Communicationizing

[nivblotsky]

Corpse fucking dick holster!

[TheAshleyStarr9]

I'm super duper sad that they canceled this show. I wish another network would pick it up and continue with it.

[TUTOU]

THe black scientist oddly reminds me of Chappelle

[assialol]

man im getting sooo many insults from this its great!

[vsamson616]

This is one of the best shows in a long time, with hilarious and smart writing. Why ABC canceled it is beyond explanation. Instead, we get that lame Lost finale, Cougar Town, and Romantically Challenged. Scary.

[hotram1]

@vsamson616 This was one of the best shows, there's a very simple explanation for it's cancelation, low ratings. Romantically Challenged was also axed. Instead, we got the NBA finals. The rest of your comment is incredibly lame, Lost and Cougar down are both awesome. And they are completely unrelated to Ted.

[vsamson616]

@hotram1 -- No need for name-calling, especially from someone who seems upset that Romantically Challenged was axed and who thinks Cougar Town ("Monica Geller moves to Florida") is awesome. By the way, Einstein, the way the shows were "related to Ted" is that they were all on ABC. Take your finger out of your nose now, and don't eat anything you pull out. Ted was way too smart for you.

[hotram1]

@vsamson616 I never said I was upset Romantically Challenged was axed. Nor was there name calling in my comment, I didn't say you were lame, I said "the rest of your comment was lame." because it was. The Lost finale, Cougar Town and Romantically Challenged were apart of the ABC schedule before Ted was cancelled and replaced with the NBA finals, TED was bumped for basketball, Einstein!!! You should learn how to read before you insult others so you don't look like an idiot!

[hafabee]

ABC employees are a bunch of cum guzzling monkey scrotums.

[rougejaw]

I have officially lost all hope in humanity I can't beleive they cancelled this show. Fucking morons

[sovietsentinel]

@rougejaw First Arrested Development, then this.

[CarolinaOcelot]

Jesus, ABC canceled this for shit like Cougar Town.

Burn in hell, ya cunts.

[blaase]

@CarolinaOcelot cougartown is good, suck it!!!

[punkchunkz]

this is amazing!

[poidog44]

@JayXL14 I'm sorry maybe you can find an episode of Growing Pains that will really "tickle your fancy".

[ThailandLawyer]

cool

[polaris911]

wow that was stupid.. people laugh at this shit?

[0Neill515]

@1:17 The Square-Jawed Cum Puppets. Perfect band name.

[tzeqin]

I wanna work for Umbrella

Corp

[ellenDportiaDRfan]

i don't know why but hearing portia swear like that makes me cringe

[managarm1349]

hilarious

[EthnHayabusa]

Dick infested man-mattress is my personal favorite.

[MintyFreshKittn]

Go and vote for Better Off Ted at EOnline! It's under "Watch w/ Kristin". Today is the last day to vote and you can vote more than once. Save Better Off Ted!!!

[camila1274]

It's not cancelled yet! Go on E! online and vote for it on save one show!!

[Awayneone]

Simply the Best. Unfortunately, only morons make decisions about what we get to enjoy on TV. You can't tell me this show doesn't beat out half the shows curently running...for laughs and smiles, "...you dick-infested man-mattress..." LOL

[Poodlegurl1024]

LOVED this! Love BOT too. So funny!

[Gocavs1990]

I can't believe they cancelled this show. I started watching it like a week back or so and I downloaded the first season when I saw one episode. I've become a big fan of the show and now I suddenly hear they are cancelling it -.- they are retards. Better off ted is better than scrubs and the office together

[uofl3000]

Wait did they cancel this show? I've been doing a bad job keeping up with TV lately.

[Hellworg]

LOL....Dick infested man matress...ive actually used that one before.

[Hellworg]

Peppy little spluge vacumn

[inqueling]

BOT is ghreat but seeing this kinda makes the episode they aired seem lackluster, which it is in comparison. I think "corpse-fucking dick holster" is my fave, followed closely by "square-jewed cum puppets"h.

[nhreminh]

hahaha, Phill and Lem kill me.

[mariamfontaine]

how could they cancel it. this show is so awesome. i get so mad thinking about it argh!!!!

[zsuzsu19]

I fucking hate those dick heads at ABC! They always cancel the great shows... fucking idiots!

[MrShaunchandra1]

Linda is sexy

[Ev105]

I completely agree with the tard-gobbling ass-guzzler below me. ABC is staffed by a parcel of hook-nosed ubber-kikes who wouldn't know a non-kosher joke if it stuffed them in an oven during Purim.

Better Off Ted makes The Office look like Office Space minus the Bomb-Strapped Arab and the writers, micro-penised crab orgies that they are, put more lowbrow locker room humor in every scene than a Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky fancy-dress Sadie Hawkins dance.

[zsuzsu19]

I love what you said! And I agree!

[plooger]

This clip makes me wish that HBO or some other sack-ful network would pick-up Ted. ABC really doesn't seem to have a clue as to what it has, and certainly isn't doing jack to promote it.

Cougar Town? Really?

[FeminineOperaGhost]

@plooger I actually heard that the actors playing Linda and Ted signed off the show.

But you're right, ABC had no idea of how big BoT could have been.

[christiannad]

Lazy drug addled Twat!!!

[itskn0]

this show is so fucking good, dont let it go the way of arrested development.

[doggiev]

peppy little spluge vacuum... priceless

[dollywasher]

cock tea cosy....excellent!

[AndrosForever]

"I need your help spermatorium" hahahahahahha

[whosjanedoe]

AMERICA! YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS SHOW! We can't save it from over the pond!

[hijinx1979]

This show needs to be on HBO

[chach1nk27]

This show NEEDS to come back. Its one of the best sitcoms on television but it keeps getting its ass kicked in viewership...

[barkon]

I was disappointed not to hear my favorite: "dogfucker". I also use "bugfucker" occasionally, but that's just weird.

[emberam13]

OMG BEST SHOW EVERRR!!!!!!!!!