Deli Creeps - Can I have a ride?

[badjacoon]

I got itches in the grill,

I got itches in the pancakes,

I got itches in the butterstack!!!

[neuroticccc]

Damn... instant love



[TobiasStauhf]

BUCKETHEAD'S A PSYCHO. BUCKETHEAD'S A PSYCHO. HE'S A TOTAL PSYCHO.

[HigherOXYD]

It's so hard to believe

What some people can do

They enter your life, and they exit just as quickly

But there's always something...

WRONG

[DangerousDan2]

It rubs the lotion on It's skin, it does this whenever It's told lol

[Urabewe]

This is one of the best bands ever. Play this at loud volumes and make people give wtf looks...

[Abon666]

Thats the hawk and i love it!

[ghostofnewriver]

POP GOES THE SOFT SPOT!!

[chan600hugo]

theres a big smile on my face while listening to this song

[HigherOXYD]

@chan600hugo The same :)))))

[TheAnimedeathnote]

4 poeple sat with this guy in the car

[Twoboredmen]

this guy can sing really well oddly enough XD

[Twoboredmen]

I heard this at FYE at the mall and was instantly hooked o.o

[Staplesz]

@Twoboredmen damn they had this at FYE? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D check out Shadows if you haven't!

[garrettgerbil13]

i heard this in class today and i was like "what the fuck ???"

[JonnyYang123]

poke you with my poking stick

[Fhyrne]

103 ppl got hawked!

[eaturpiez]

.....2:38---3:04 the best voice i'v heard so far from humans

[eaturpiez]

I smile so much when i hear this song:P

[seismicdeathgrip]

3 people have itches in the butterstack

[ToobatubbaTubbatooba]

@seismicdeathgrip lmfao

[nickett69]

Dislikes the 3 Queers that Dislike this video.

[LehmannDaHero]

Sometimes I think that Deli Creeps are like a band formed from a serial murderers anonymous group :P

[ezequieldavid]

Maximum Bob is one of the greatest vocalists ever

[Wabaanimkii]

Only a select few people in this world have a stick just for poking.

[bbender1986]

i love this!! especially the intro. wow what a kickass riff. especially during the transition. i'm definately checking out more songs.

[imkoollikedafoo]

@bbender1986 god me too! your the first ive found to agknowledge the intro and the transitions there so fucking awsome!!

[JonnyYang123]

poke you with my poking stick poke you with my poking stick

[Staplesz]

From Yahoo answers:

"I have a big fear of creeps?

hi, last september some creep bothered me asking if i wanted to go with him and he followed me into a deli and i got really scared. i live in brooklyn, and i stopped taking the public bus to school. when ever i walk anywhere i am afraid i am going to the the creep, any ideas on how to get over a fear?"

bless irony

[GunsNRosified]

Pop goes the soft spot!

[lookslikejessica]

If I could I would 'love' this. o.O

[ZiggeeStardust]

That fuckin guy (Bob) is a moron... Buckethead is best on his own without the moron glomming onto his notoriety.

[napierdalacz102]

@ZiggeeStardust shutp up if you dont know what youre talking

[ZiggeeStardust]

@napierdalacz102 - I know what I'm talking about... he's a moron... just face it!!

[napierdalacz102]

@ZiggeeStardust any argument ?

[sirmatthew13]

@ZiggeeStardust

i think its best if you just keep your mouth shut, while i size things up...

[ZiggeeStardust]

@sirmatthew13

MORON

–noun

1. a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.

2. Psychology . a person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence quotient of 50 to 69.

Sounds appropriate to me!

[sirmatthew13]

@ZiggeeStardust

he doesnt lack good judgement, he knows how to cut off all the recourses needed to be a functioning human, how to snap a hock, and where the "soft spots" are :)

[ZiggeeStardust]

@sirmatthew13

LMFAO, how can I argue with that?

[TheBucketheadshred]

this song is amazing

the guitar riff is beautiful

[GravitysBlues]

Maximum beastmode. One of the greatest albums ever made

[maskseverywhere]

SNAP! SNAP! SNAP!

[InfernalSpawnODOOM]

When Maximum Bob sings, he sounds like Scott Stapp

[ThingxHulk]

this whole song is beautifully composed. its like. broken into segments, if you pay attention, different styles for different parts of the song.

[turboultrazord]

this song is the fucking best

[goldmilla]

ALL THE THINGS YOU NEED TO BE A FUNCTIONEN HUMAN! ill end it

[Dungon48]

Theres nothing better than the snap of the hock, u ever here it? Huh, u wrap the rope. U got the legs and the ankles tied up real tight. Then u lift it up of the ground AS HARD AS YOU CAN. SNAP SNAP SNAP. THATS THE HOCK! THAT THE HOCK I LOVE IT!

[kylewaller]

@Dungon48 Okay, we've just listened to the track, the lyrics are there for us to listen to

[BucketTribute]

@Dungon48 wait, what is a hock? I've always though he sang "hawk" but that makes no sense at all, could someone please explain

[polkafrenzy666]

@BucketTribute its hock and its basically just the name for the ankle bone of a horse

[polkafrenzy666]

@BucketTribute the hock is the ankle bone of a horse

[Dungon48]

OH WHAT R THOSE IN THE BACK? A 4 yr old, an 8 yr old? Well u know they're soft spots aren't grown completley closed yet! Well theres a danger of a-a-a-a-a.... POP GOES THE SOFT SPOOOOOOT!!!!!

[XxaL4LiFexX1]

My god the Deli Creeps are awesome!

[frackle123]

"I think it's best if you keep your mouth shut while I size things up" Ultimate distillation of a twisted mind hoping his overt atrocity can Stockholm syndrome his victim.

Buy time, the obligatory necessity of a diseased mind. Lyrically macabre and ingenious, simultaneously.

[Butzopower]

@frackle123 did you recently buy a thesaurus or something?

[frackle123]

@Butzopower

You egocentric people crack me up. You do realize Youtube is comprised of all types of people, right? One may find something verbose and the next may find it vanilla and uninspired. I wrote something in a moment of appreciation and posted it.

I suspect you'd assume the role of grammar police if my post were littered with errors, also. Get a life, kid. Youtube isn't about you.

[Butzopower]

@frackle123 By the way, that last post took about 5 seconds to type and post. :/

And I really was just kidding, apparently youtube needs to update it's sarcasm filter or something. My apologies if you were offended!

[bbender1986]

@frackle123 what the fuck are you saying.

[schecter420]

POP GOES THE SOFT SPOT!!!! LMFAO!!!

[InTheAsylum23]

POKE YOU WITH MY POKING STICK!!!

[peterockenhauser]

i love it! This music makes me happy. It raises my Hz levels.

[livemit]

just bought this cd : D

[blacksg666]

OHHHHHHHHHHH Jeez thats a mighty nice car you got :D

[pku2lumby13]

This song is messed up... 5/5

[cainmd69]

i think it's best if you just keep your mouth SHUT! while i size things up... i might get anngrrrryyyy

[edwin00420]

da da da da dadlda da POP GOES THE SOFT SPOT!!!