RiffTrax w/ Mike Nelson - X-Men

[AndieIsACookie]

Magneto.

[MrBuch169169]

Cer-EE-brooo.

[Starwind18020]

Wolverine comes out on DVD and Blu-ray tomorrow!!!

[skinflutey]

@starwind 18020 yea that movie sucked

[AylaElphabaMidna]

Please. He's a super freak. Super freak. He's super freaky.

Just like a real wolverine! :)

[ljkaf227]

Magneto

[shwahaha]

Cerebro...

[trustno1]

Magneto

[DonTaskda]

Cerebro

[danieldeibler]

Cerebro....

[Thoralmir]

@danieldeibler Magneto.

Disembody-o

[MST3Killa]

she has the cold terrified eyes of someone who just realized, their in Canada...

[vdubmerc3]

anyone else thinking of Tom Servo's Canada song :P

[maltese77]

And he can heal quickly when potenially fatally wounded... just like a real Wolverine.

[abaraiRenji3]

just like a real wolverine!

makes me laugh every time.

[Ryannyo]

This was a great movie. I don't know how this is funny.

[joesomenumbers]

Well some people have a sense of humor.

[trustno1]

Sense of humor? You mean...just like a real Wolverine? XD

[Gibix]

and I'm sure you find the show The Office very freakin side splitting hilarious??

[krashly71]

The office is funny, you just have to speak that language, and many of us do, if you dont tough shit. Go watch your Family Matters tapes.

[Gibix]

you mean family guy? I LOVE THAT SHOW!!

[krashly71]

No Family Guy is funny and you may not get it, if you find MST3K and Rifftrax funny Family Guy should be funny. I meant Family Matters with Erkel the skinny black kid and laugh track...

[Yendell182]

"She has the cold terrified eyes of someone who just realized she's in canada." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..­. lol

[Keeltrice]

haha the best part ever!!

[Lucudis3]

I wasn't impressed with this movie...

[Padfoot85]

she has the cold terrified eyes of someone who just realized she's in Canada...lmfao

[LadySpoCoy]

just like a REAL wolverine!

LOL!

[magpiepeck]

Bennigan's is funny in any context.

go rifftrax. :)

[Blueninja33]

I like to use the Bennigan's joke as much as possible in real life. All my friends watch MST3K, and all of our Lecture professors at college hate us for it.hahahahahaha!

[magpiepeck]

Bennigan's, the movie Cocktail, and anything to do with Wisconsin...all equal Mistie laughs

[ilduce565]

Hey trace and mike....man ouch....i live in canada.....and i thought we were tight

[DenOfVipers]

That's Bill, not Trace, bro! :)

[Delta4845]

OMG Wolverine Got Rejected the role of the Pumaman because he couldn't fly!! ROFLcopter

("Puma-man he flies like a mo-ron!")

[nupinoop296]

WOOT! XD

[Tareltonlives]

Wolverine, he acts like a moron!

[efxman]

OMG! LMAO! "I don't get hassled like this at Bennigans!" Too damn funny!

[sophomorictrash]

They're not METAL claws, you noob! They're ADAMANTIUM claws! ADAMANTIUM!!

Oh, forget it.

[DenOfVipers]

Adamantium IS a metal. A FICTIONAL one at that. Lighten up, mane.

[sophomorictrash]

Apparently sarcasm isn't one of your mutant powers.

Doofus.

[DenOfVipers]

Because it was SO obviously that...my incredible bad.

[hellsingmongrel]

Wow...I didn't know "Metal" was an element all to it's own. Did you not pay ANY attention in chemistry class in high school??? Seriously, you would think that the concept of what Metals are would be common sense...*facepalms*

[DenOfVipers]

Wow. So as punishment for not recognizing your very-not-obvious sarcasm I'm to be reamed? From this distance, I saw it as either a joke that wasn't very funny OR the very real rantings of a real comic-book dickweed.

I'll never make THAT mistake again. Asshole.

[hellsingmongrel]

My comment wasn't directed at you. Apperently the comment function did it wrong. Don't use that kind of language, there are children that go on this site. I don't know where the report function is, but I'll find it just to report you.

[DenOfVipers]

You're actually telling me not to swear, because children go to Youtube?

I'm reading this as a threat. And not taking it well. Don't tell me what to do.

ASK and I might. But reporting me because I swear is the internet equivalent of hitting my wrist with a ruler, and I don't take kindly to such things.

They swear on Rifftrax sometimes, using the very words I did. Maybe you should report Mike Nelson!

[hellsingmongrel]

I just get so irritated with people using language like that on a public website that children use all the time. People need to be more conscientious about the language they use. And if I remember correctly, it's against the rules of youtube, so at the very least, watch your language for that reason alone.

[DenOfVipers]

Well, it's how humans respond to facetious, childish sarcasm sometimes, too. In the future, why don't you try giving someone the benefit of the doubt before you go getting all "irritated" to the point of threats, hm?

I CAN watch myself in the future, though, if those are indeed the rules. Though I don't see one for straight-up swearing, I can be more careful in the future.

[hellsingmongrel]

What got me upset the most was that you reacted so violently towards something that wasn't directed at you and felt the need to throw that language in when you were retaliating. Even if you took it that I meant you, I wish people would just think their retorts through more thoughtfully then resorting to swear words.

[Abbeynormal42]

Ain't no party like a flame war party, 'coz a flame war party doesn't EVER F*CKING STOP.

[hellsingmongrel]

LMAO yeah, I try to avoid getting into flame wars, but sometimes things just seem to get out of control. v____v I'm more of a one-hit-wonder kind of commentor. And even then they sometimes turn into one-hit-flops. >_> rofl

[fuzzywzhe]

> I just get so irritated with people using

> language like that on a public website that

> children use all the time

It's just a word.

The only reason curse words are curse words are because they are taboo. When they are no longer taboo, nobody will get upset about them. The whole point of curse words is to upset people, and you're the problem, not them.

[denatsate]

You're secretly Lenny Bruce, right?

[fuzzywzhe]

Had to look him up.

After looking him up, I have to hold him in the same regard as Larry Flint, whom I wouldn't piss on if he was dying of thirst in a desert.

[erasermotorlizard]

is it me or does bill sound like he just woke up?

[jaytech3000]

hey im a wolverine and i am offened! peta will hear of this outrage!!!!garrrrr! ouch i just cut myself! just like a real.... doh!

[Callisto0707]

Funny.

[mst3k92]

i never get hassled like this over at bennigans

[ZOOTV20]

The Bloomin' Onion is at Outback, though. But I think that was the point to make Wolverine look stupid. XD

[FrecklesPhoenix]

Just like a REAL Wolverine. :)

[jmantnafan]

yeah just like a real wolverine...exactly...

[ShoesB3tch]

I LOVE the way Mike says "like your keys or that little plastic thing that keeps the bread bag closed" at the beginning. He sounds to tough. LMAO

[funknotik]

Holly fuckin shit wtf is this?

[hazonku]

She has the cold terrified eyes of someone who just realized theyre in canada. I laughed soo hard at that line! Man good old MST3K. I'm glad they came back with rifftrax.

[FunnyGuruTy]

She has the cold terrified eyes of someone who just realized theyre in canada. LOL

[Tronn73]

Just like a real wolverine...

[Tronn73]

That was so funny I peed a little.

[Kth77]

Did I hear Crow (or at least his voice actor) the whole crew returning!?

[WebbheadGreg]

Wait, a minute:  Are "blumin'-onions" served at Outback, not Bennigans? Not that I'm complaining...

[gregtamnel0576]

It'd be even better with the theatre seats and stuff.

[MrCerebellum]

If they did that, they would've had to get rights to use X-Men, and that probably would never happen.

Though you could probably make a cut out of their shadows with black construction paper and have yourself a makeshift MST3K!