Black Dynamite - Diner Scene

[3SCboy]

"You know what do make no sense? The service round this muthafucka...bitch do you see us!?" I've wanted to say that line so many times in a restaurant

[RelativelyHostile1]

This scene is pure genius XD

[latintiger]

thats how Chicken and waffles was created LOL

[FuckWorkdays]

So they got from "melt in your mouth" to "Anaconda malt liquor gives you small Richard" (and Dick is short for Richard) and they crack the whole case, understanding that Richard Nixon was behind the whole thing, because he felt threatened by the big sizes of the male genitalia amongst African Americans. Not bad.

[francois1303]

at 1:10 we've got the creator of chicken and waffles ;)

[KingVirmire]

These buttery mothafuckas

xD

[ponquinful]

I must be black too. I know and like to learn about Astronomy and Greek mythology.

[code0943]

2:54 The guy besides the black guy is like "Dude, Can I smoke what you`re smoking?" XD

[tuckertwo]

@code0943 which guy besides the black guy? they're both black. =\

[PureTamil]

cant beleive this is michael jai white

[cmbuvi92]

"I want 2 sausage links, 2 sausage patties, 2 hotdogs split down the middle twice, okay? Balogna fry that up into a dome, slice that, take the spatula smush fry it. And one waffle, please. " - Breakfast of champions

[MrRickshaw]

that was educational

[DecapitatedDoctor]

Lol at 1:10 did anyone else notice that was Roscoe from Roscoe's Chili and Donuts screaming 'that's it!' after Creamed Corn said chicken & waffles

[ImmortalDeadpool]

@DecapitatedDoctor that's the joke XD

[Jeshikun]

Wow, that was quite the Greek mythology lesson.

[HYLUXE]

2:14 " RIGHT ONNNNNN!!!!"

[zeroiscutee]

"ANACONDA MALT LIQUOR GIVES YOU LITTLE DICK!!" -i yelled that phrase right when my mom walked in, who is a Caucasian school teacher, who then exclaimed "say WORD!" XP

[jasonr655]

From now on, when I go to the diner in my area, Im gonna ask for what Cream Corn asked for just for a kick.

[jasonr655]

Anyone notice how the M&M mark on the chalkboard turned into M&S like 5 times?

[wuchicdo]

if we all black folk really thought like this as a unit, we would run the world. 

[giantkiller56]

785 is the area code of Topeka...oh my god. LOL!!!

[PHILLYHEAT215]

Gun Smoke = another word for Richard

[DatDamnBastid]

At 2:15 he screamed RIGHT ON aggressive as hell lmao

[sincere2da]

Capital of Kansas oh my god

[sincere2da]

Ohh ohh, now dig!

[sincere2da]

This shit had me crying when I first watched, it was like being in a Brooklyn Cipher, spitting Knowledge

[mrc302]

Some funny S**T!

[silkaem]

"Chicken & Waffles?"

Rosco: "That's it!!!!" (runs out)

Bwaaahaaaaahaaaaa

[unlinkedthunder]

LOL best scene in the movie, the leaps in logic are ridiculous XD

[yungrottz112]

nosey ass smart old lady

[Charon521340]

These buttery mother fuckers will melt in your mouth, HAHAHA!!!

[Bsgrundle]

I'll have two sausage links, two sausage patties, two hot dogs split down the middle twice, ok, bologna fry that up into a dome, slice that, take a spatula smoosh fry it, and a waffle

[TheSportsGuyOfXU]

Sorry sista, we all just a little uptight, but if ya bring us somma them good ass waffles, everything will be all right.

[UnstoppableJae]

i dont normally like tommy davidson but he was funny as hell in this movie

[infearandfaiith]

these buttery muthafuckers will melt in your mouth

[NiHaoKeisha]

Yeah. Thanks Lady lmao

[John9450]

So, he thought of all that in one second...

[5hinob1]

Gives you "OOOOOOOOOOOOOH"

[RampRat1984]

0:50-1:00 breakfast of champions

[kajunob]

BEST SCENE IN THE MOVIE!!! LMAO

[kajunob]

Best scene in the movie! "you know what dont make no sense, is the service around this motherfucka....BITCH DO YOU SEE US!??" And 2:46 tommy davison didnt know the answer lmao 785BC

[UnstoppableJae]

@kajunob lmfao that shit is classic..

[trigun180]

4:01 random old ladies dropping knowledge lol

[DomIstKrieg]

Their leaps in logic are astounding. From M & Ms to small penises. Brilliant piece of deduction there.

[Godzpleazer01]

THEY'RE HELLA SMART!!!! I CANT EVEN FIGURE THIS OUT IF YOU GAVE ME A BOOK ABOUT IT.

[ItsLikeAPurplishBlue]

1:09 - 1:12

and the rest was history...

[Burtonfan851]

"Yeah, thanks lady."

[EgoNomiQ]

OMG the buildup....



[ilovebiznatches]

CHICKEN AND WAFFLES !?!!?!?!?

[zmandastarsfan]

The guy yelling "THE WHITE MAN" at 2:02 is the true star of this scene

[haharoadkillking]

@zmandastarsfan "Those White Men!"

[DudeSpectre]

"Oh! ahuh, now diiig!"

[QoolEntent]

And thus, Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles was born.

[jthabeatmaker]

Baloney, fry that up into a dome, slice that, get the spatula, smoosh fry it... & 1 waffle please . #Swag

[DuctTapeUtopia]

When the fat guy just gets up and walks out of the diner mad carefully, I almost died laughing.

[demiser21]

Actually the Caduceus (2 snakes and wings) is what is used for medical symbols but they should use the Rod of Asclepius (notch at top with 1 snake) instead because the Caduceus has nothing to do with medicine and the Rod of Asclepius does.

[FlyAssNigg8]

maaaaaannnn.....these waffles r sooo good,,they like come from down south,,these buttery mutha fuckas will melt in your mouth,,,,,

[ThePieIsFalse]

this is probably the greatest case of troll logic ever

[southdallas00]

boy i woulda failed dis test and the world would have been doomed...rns

[Anynom]

The biggest drug of all is what the writer was smoking when he came up with this scene.

[QoolEntent]

@Anynom Michael Jai White (BD) wrote the movie. It's actually pretty smart. Its takes a lot of time & thought to think of some of the outlandish shit that goes on in this movie.

[NJKIDDRICO973]

When I was watching this, I thought this long rendered decoding would never end. haha! Don't front on the black knowledge. haha!

[SinisterPhoenix]

Chicken and waffles? THATS IT!!! lmfao

[Pyrocop9000]

Exactly how redditors begin investigating.

[RightBumperDakoda]

ahahahahahahahahaha what movie is this?

[Schnazologist]

How did they know all that stuff???

[MrRottenPotato]

"Quick, what else melts in your mouth?"

"M&Ms!"

"Exactly, and not in your hands..."

Best quote ever!

[terdington]

Them buttery mutherfuckers will melt in your mouth

[Ownageland]

the part wjen they break in, it shows a guy with a tiny dick :/

[djinspector1983]

THIS WAS SHEER COMEDY AND ALSO ONE OF THE BEST BROKEN DOWN PLOTS EVER WRTTEN IN A MOVIE... ALL IN ONE SCENE!!!

[jpunk79]

The person who dislikes this video does not want his bologna smoosh fried.

[MelvinDiggsIsChillin]

Black Dynamite: Who makes M&M's?

Militant #1: The White Man!!

LOL

[sircheprez]

had to be one of the best scenes from what was a hilarious movie

[luigi32791]

@sircheprez what was? i think you meant what is a hilarious movie

[SpineRipper619]

785 is the area code for Topeka OMG

[ballstothewall1991]

I would give the author credit if he kept it playing till the next scene because its too funny but then again he would have to make it over 18 to watch it.

[briannguyen]

The Man disliked this.

[smcneal057]

I love how it took 3 whole minutes to get to the point. That was so funny.

[ZorrroUK]

Lol what the hell is this a joke rofl

[NalydortheGreat]

LMFAO. INSPIRATION FOR CHICKEN AND WAFFLES.

[DarthSouloist]

@NalydortheGreat THAT'S IT!!

[MasterMindEnt830]

THATS IT!!!!!

[Jordandixon666]

i dont get it, anaconda malt liquor gives you... little richie?

[KashiwaDaisuke]

@Jordandixon666 Dick is short for Richard.

[mechtech104]

XD WTF. how did they hook that shit all together

[foodoggydog1996]

These waffles are so good, its like they come from down south! These BUTTERY MUTHAFUCKAS will melt in your mouth!

[ninpokid]

How the Detroit PD solves all their cases!

[TheGreengoldwhite]

@ninpokid funny ass shit

[XBLAZE1991]

Love How They Got That From Waffles Melting in Your Mouth.

"Quickly what else melts in your mouth!?"

Please Finish the next line :D

[tericknelson]

@XBLAZE1991 m&m's

[IceBrawler6]

@tericknelson and who makes M&Ms

[tericknelson]

@IceBrawler6 THE WHITE MAN!

[siangela]

lmao!

[layzyeye]

Fucking genius!!!!!!

[pwnisher]

I love how when Black Dynomite said, "WAIT" He just contemplated ALL of that! =] HAHA!!!

[Bladedude679]

"What is another word for Richard?"

"..."

"O.O"

*stampede*

[ajkrunch94]

i like two sausage links, two sausage patties, two hot dogs split down the middle twice, bologna fry that up to a dome, slice that! take the spatula,smoosh fry! and one waffle please. lmoa

[littleladybrii]

"These waffles are so good... They like they come from down south! These buttery muthaf***** will melt in your mouth" lmao

[ajkrunch94]

im runnin thaaaaaaaaaanngggs!

[Barazardez]

haha "THAT'S IT!" thus born Roscoe's chicken and waffles

[hs41982]

this is fucked up thats how i act in a restaurant (cream corn)

[Sotnas]

Is it just me or does Tommy Davidson look like Antonio Fargis in this movie?

[ONEDB85]

lol hell naw

[seanms75]

Asclepius, of course! GENIUS!!

[halldavid345]

"who is the greek demi god of medicine"

"well----"

"asclepius of course"

SMFH

[halldavid345]

"DAT'S IT" ---ROSCOE!!

[MyMelancholyDodo]

this really is amazing. such an underrated film!

[ZooNiguh]

Cream Corn: B!@#$ do you see us! I want two sausage links, two sausage patty's, two hot dogs split down the middle twice, okay? Bolony fried that up in a dome, slice that, spatula, smoosh fry, and one waffle. Chiken and Waffles?!?!?!?!

Roscoe: Thats it! (runs out)

Epic!

[robtom987]

the scream at 2:15 is hysterical.

[DiscreetDropkick]

they said in the special features that they were living to do a black dynamite 2. and i really hope to god it happens cus this is now in my top 5 movies. fucking great

[rkkim]

"Chicken and waffles?!"

"That's it!"

LOL

[tvpirate05]

I saw this movie last night and it had me in tears from laughing so hard. This movie needs more distribution so people can see the awesomeness that is..."Dynamite...(boom) Dynamite!"

[mattpayne1972]

These buttery motherf***ers will melt in your mouth..!(hehe)

[GoodLooksProductions]

That's it!

[EarthWindFire82]

Bitch, do you SEE us?!? LMAO!

[Teriyaki32186]

Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you little richard!!!!!!!!!

[Bakazuraz]

Just watched this movie tonight, I LOVE THIS MOVIE.

[DAFreestylePostKing]

He had snakes intertwinning all around that bitch.

[ImfreekinCRAZY3]

best movie ever

[BXRepresenter]

LMFAO