Witty Come-backs To Cocky Chavs

[way2tehdawn]

You are a GANGSTA man!!

[mentochick11]

haha :D thats class. well done young sir well done <3

[skerples]

the fuck is a chav?

[UrbanAirwavesParkour]

"Im well hard me mate!" "Then get away from me ya fucking perve" haha

[deansinghgill]

this side, chav. this side, normal every day person :') LOL

[acetoxicCOD]

@alixamett Here it is: "OMG ur a mind reader!"

[acetoxicCOD]

These r good. But if u say that to chav they'll mug u. They will wont they.

[lilg7658]

i love your accent!

[metalgearrex2]

if some one said get some good comebacks just say: yeh there writen all over ya mum

[jamzo1997]

PAHAHA! ! THEY WERE BRILL!

[retromaster]

If you're with your mates, and a chav says something insulting to you, simply gasp in astonishment and say to your mates "Bloody hell!! IT CAN COMMUNICATE??

[lizam313]

effort

[Spartanboy3000]

what are chavs?

[Fernandez3411]

ahaha  these work so good

[jacobcainerocks]

are u from stoke on trent? just sayin cuz my familiy live there

[tomtrollkiller]

lol if someone goes "your well gay" to you just say "no mate your not that lucky" haaa

[Darthvezon681]

1:03 NICE ONE!

[Darthvezon681]

There's a whole bunch of them at my school!! Scum of the Earth they are

[maff77]

the "ya look like a girl!" one is fantastic!

Horrible what happened to that girl Sophie Lancaster :( fuckin hate chavs

[BazThorne]

it seems you're now well prepared for chav war hahaha this should be interesting pls post vid of u taking this to the streets!! lol

[iain2k7]

hahahaha XD

[jpanda1342]

Its a shame we have to come to these lengths. I personally hope for the day when they have degressed so far they're considered another species, then we can do away with them just like man did with the neanderthal.

[m3tallica90]

LEGEND

[Donutman12345]

ahahaha those are brilliant! :)

[kimbocat40]

i loved that man!

gonna use them when i have seating plans

[Evenson107]

I walked past a park a few weeks ago near my neighborhood and a chav asked me how old i was in a cocky tone, why do they do this, was he trying to provoke a fight with me? i hate chavs

[jpanda1342]

They're ALWAYS trying to provoke a fight...

[ybselgo1]

lets face it

would you take style advice from someone who is dressed head to toe in nylon and looks like they could set fire to a petrol station or power a small town just with the static they make ?

[ctrob71]

when someone says: "Can't think of a come back?".. Say this: "If I want my cum back, I'll go scrape it off your mom's teeth."

[somethingno1has]

nice lol

[fan7aTwisT]

I like the part where he says "you look like a girl!" (chav).... "Lets hope you don't make the same mistake when you lose your virginity" (Normal) lol

[darshan2good]

well made , pretty good and funny :)

[squidink14]

Im glad you say chav and every-day person.

[13kyleigh]

Haha, that was great. Your accents adorable btw.

[hippie1936]

that was good man, i liked it!

[dizzypunk123]

fair play to ya mate

[mckockiner]

keep trying

[TriviumOwn666]

nice m8 i cant w8 to g tell these to some fuck facd shit hole

[PANCHOSEXC]

i like the pikachu one that was funny

and the abortionist one

[JCTIPS]

chav's are scum

[DJAY900]

this ones good

chav goes- ur mum

I go - at least I got a mum, u got to dads and a chemistry set.

If u think thats good then comment back.

[xFlyswatterx]

noob

[FierceyKun]

Brilliant, thank alot for sharing those comebacks! this will help me alot!, i too have long hair and is a dude, but im sure thses comebacks will help

[xrockchick123x]

lol I Loved the "I'm hard, me!" one. I shall remember that one in future

[ujustgotpimpslaped]

chav: u look like a girl

you: i wish i could say the same for u

[derek201995]

ur an idiot

[CherryMielita]

"You look like a girl."

"Let's hope you don't make the same mistake when you lose your virginity."

Now that, my friend, is clever.

[barnsel]

fuking hate chavs. skinny cocky little pricks half of them. waste of good fresh hair and in no way help or have a position in society. i like the get away from me you queer line. pretty gud. just a few of my views for you

[abba108]

hahaha those kick ass dude.

[Svelter]

Half of them are really good. Other half, I'm not feeling so much.

For the "Are you gay?" lines, I'd try a question response.

Chav: Are you gay?

Me: Are you straight?

Chav: Yes.

Me: Then why the fuck would you care if I'm gay or not?

That really stumps them. And if they carry on, just talk about how, even if you were gay, your standards would be above the chav.

[DoomMarco666]

Whats a Chav?

Sorry im not British.

[jjdueck]

its some type of trouble maker maybe like a gangster in america just worse and more stpid

[PANCHOSEXC]

lmfao fukn that pikachu line

that waz tha shit

[XxBringThePainxX]

awesome. :))

[steanarilla]

lolololololololol u r hillariouse!! i couldnt understand u proply but im an AUssie so yea. but lololol

[missimoinsane]

classic. way to go :D

aww how much abuse do we get?

xxxxx Imogen xxxxx

[n00bcatcher]

my comeback for the haircut one is "fashion tips from a tramp..." in a kind of surprised/ sarcastic tone

[vampireninja1234]

lolz this was funny

[lukecooldude]

haha i will use this

and then get stabbed

CHEERS!:D

[kylander87]

great video! I really enjoyed this one. Rock on!

[EmilyCoster123456789]

aaahahaha LOVES IT!!

this is true... but tbh i think that only applies for chav lads

Chav girls just stand there looking slagging and make up shit to get "there" fella fighting or they make up shit to get another girl after them

like the other day a chav girl went to me do you think hes fit and i went not really so then she went are you saying hes mingin then and i went well i wouldnt go tht far and then she went so you fink he's fit then, he my fucking boyfriend i'll twat ya if i c u again

[FLRXmedia]

gotta say thats pretty funny.

keep up the gd work dude =D