No Country For Gay Men

[ste2201]

he sounds like a shit stabber!!!

[ste2201]

funny as fuck

[mdervish15]

Javier Bardem would make an awesome soccer referee: he'd totally freak everyone out every time he had to do a coin toss!

[jusyjame]

SONIIDO GAY WAKATELAS Y GONNA TROH UP

[marshalloo22]

haha thats awesome

[kierAxKiwi]

"Put your ass in me."

Okay, that kind of came out of nowhere. I burst out laughing when I heard it. Then again, I'm pretty tired right now.

[Malocosa]

Shouldn't he had said "Fwendo"?

[TheForlornWatchmen]

1:24 is one of the single greatest things. ever.

[TheKeriberry]

i lost it at 1:44

[celticgerman2]

This is hilarious. I have seen the movie, and to think that the hitman would have sounded like this would have had the theater rolling in the isle's. I mean Javier is one creepy dude in this movie, and its a darned good flick, but that voice. LMAO

[MrPopeye232323]

thats how a homosexual assassin sounds...

[TheRealJHanson]

"... and the gasssss"

[IJUSTLOVETURTLES]

The way he says "What'ssss the mosssst you've ever losssst in a coin tosssss?" is priceless.

[CxC2007]

He does not look to be so Badass now, isnt it ?

[ConditionRedDawn]

not bad...i peed a little

[Railey0900]

Where I come from, we call people Friendo.

[FalconMan1960]

Javier is one creepy fella in this movie! Great flick.

[Lex2see]

"Put your ass in me" I lost it. Pefect with the smile on his face.

[herautdeDieu]

one of the best scen ever!!

[radabaughxi]

This is supremely funny, I laughed so hard my sides hurt. I'm a supreme NcFom fan! This was brilliant, however! Thanks!

[SecretCreed]

HAHAHAHAA!!!

That was great!!!

[someguyhunter]

sounds like napoleon dynamites brother lawl

[AllforPanic]

lol, this is really funny haha

[smitryan]

Friendo

[xxxtremesportsxxx]

this is hilarious

[fukbilly666]

Don't post any more videos. You are not creative nor are you funny. Shithead!!!

[hansfredmueller]

best scene!! this psychso..

[ludensdada]

Sorry, i was angry! No offence. 

[WeekendCranks]

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[MrTastypigeon]

Genius.

[brainiac409]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

[brainiac409]

THIS IS INGENIUS!!!!

[hopeitsgewd]

rofl, this is funny as hell... ppl are just butt hurt cuz they wanted to see the actual clip

[allychan1214]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! this is hilarious

[xxgg55]

this was actually pretty funny

[ludensdada]

hey motherfucker this is sensless untalented stupidity. moron

[memitobonito]

@ludensdada

It's actually pretty funny, lighten up you faggot

[zeejustin6]

@ludensdada

no need to call anyone a motherfucker or a moron, friendo.

[endlessrskies]

omg that was one of the funniest things ive ever seen/heard, thanks so much whoever uploaded and/or recorded that (stomach hurting with laughter)

[88pie88]

lol

[adata]

I love the movie, and this parody is soo funny :D

[VAdirtyS]

your a fag

[Exerion1000]

lmao!!!

[MrWesjones]

omg this is 2 gay

[LordSirpiko]

which it is! lmao

[jsaca5519]

fucken faggit scum!

[chuckthreefingers]

real gay you homo

[TaurusType]

"What time do you go to bed!?" LMAO

[heflys20]

(sigh) Why does every single video of this scene have be some ridiculous parody? Damn WMG had to remove the real vids.

[cpsims1972]

funny queer not funny ha ha! lol

[BikersFromIreland]

Stupid idiot. Leave the damn movies alone. I hate these jerks who have to do voice overs.  Go make your own damn movie moron.

[megC1983]

I LOVE Javier Bardem, but this is hysterical!!!!

[Samsasrenjet]

:59 is the best part

[MacaroniCombat]

hahha i know this is fake but it is so damn well done that i find it really hillarious ^^

[21ricky666]

the best part is his face matches the voice so good

[DrPoon]

2:12 ftw

[KirkrowAL]

Hahahaha Yes! I've hated all the parodys but this is hilarious!

[clumpofdirt77]

The people who make these voice-over videos are Douchebags.

[Jaysus777]

damn i cant find the ACTUAL scene, everything is a voice over lol

[danolson68]

That was funnier than hell! Bravo!

[Samsasrenjet]

Put your ass in me

[Samsasrenjet]

He does say that at 1:00 right?

[JSheehan07]

The person dubbing Bardems voice sounds like Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2.

[larry89]

lmfao wat the hell

[SumNJFella]

this scene had me bracing the arms of my chair in the movies lol

[pfcsusczynski]

bullshit but lol

[rodin62]

don't you ever distort this scene ... 1 star!!

[SDChargersForever]

Funny

[fazelife]

lol wow you got me...ya gotta laugh if the person actually tricks you.

[hugecumshot]

my shit to your face. friend i fuck your ass huh.

[ycavas]

put your ass in me............wtf

[tra1031]

missing the fart sound right before he says" which it is " ... w/ his eyes all wide and ooooohh looking ...

[tra1031]

just a COIN ... which it is !!!

[SolidMGsnake]

lmao

[roloug95]

this is funny shit

[EddieKrane7]

Hilarious...

if you're a "fourth grade gladiator", that is.

Otherwise, I must admit it WAS

asinine

interminable

pointless

and

infantile.

Kudos to the brain damaged individual who posted this 4 minute and 51 second waste of time.

[xxfrancoisPxx]

Haha! I wanted to know how Javier Bardem sounded in the original version (saw the French version).

I was like "noooooo wayyyyy" 8-o then I saw the comments :-)

[assemblage23]

Omfg this is hilarious!!!!!!!

[sean57]

shit isnt there original clips, damnit

[Paulgr]

wish someone would post the actual scene and not the high pitched helium version.

[bmx42O]

@Paulgr thats not very high pitched at all

[DamianDoi]

man you really cant believe how hard i laughed with this video....especially where it says "didnt mean nothing" EPIC

[majorhoop]

sheesh

[lucite1]

The video is B.S. If you have ever heard Javier Bardem talk then you know it's not his voice.

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[scottyboy421]

? i think it supposed to be a joke.

[zenarcade64]

I think he's even scarier with this voice.

[RiveraMichaelAnthony]

"I don't have someWHERE to put it."

[MrNeo2001]

EPIC WIN!!! It was already my favorite scene in the movie! LMAO

[majorhoop]

I didn't realize Bardem's voice is always over-dubbed. I think I prefer his real voice as it sounds here.  It's more haunting, more disturbing. Just my opinion.

[alterdkyle]

its fake

[majorhoop]

i'm an old guy. we used to indulge in a form of humor called "playing dumb". it's a little like irony. i'm afraid this form of humor is becoming obsolete.

[alterdkyle]

haha sorry your comment is pretty funny thenreading it again. It's just that it's often difficult to distinguish sarcasm on the internet you know. The humor isnt obsolete, the internet is just too impersonal.

[majorhoop]

youre right it is diffficult to convey sarcasm on the internet, & especially in email. judging from a lot of youtube comments youre assumption, from what i wrote, that i didnt get what they were doing is understandable. ive gotta learn to write better!

[mirandasexfiend]

There is only one word I'd use to describe this clip: BRILLIANT.

[WellAlwaysHaveParis]

Nearly pissed over laughing when he said "CALL IT". pISSED OVER LAUGHING. HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY

[joshua3113]

That was great. Holy shit thats funny.

[ckyman354]

lmao

[minchmad]

Does he say put your ass in me?

[grimlurk]

Not in the movie, but in this gay version. LOL

[papaskulll]

yes lol

[Zaphrod88]

At first, I must admit I though this was gonna be lame. But it gets better and better. It's great.

[xSangresx]

OMG. hahaha. I am putting this in my favs. I couldn't stop laughing.

[m0viejunkie]

hahahahaha

[MjoelH]

0:59 - 1:03 ??????

[AbstractNinja]

Berries and Cream , berries and cream I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream.!

[gamer00100]

That's what I thought when I first saw this movie, lol

[MTGunNut]

i call bullshit.

[stratamajor]

I don't care what anyone says, I think this is hilarious.

[Peaches10308090]

hahaha he sounds like a soap opera charachter

[ArianHabibi458]

Wasn't his voice deeper in the movie? Why is it so high pitched

[emeeme2003]

CALL IT

*sob*

[emeeme2003]

LOL

[aus2045]

stupid video,

[jameshotham95]

this is brilliant

[DoctorAwesome94]

check out my homo kid movie trailer

[MjoelH]

put your ass in me?

[HerculesRockefellerr]

Homos

[Gameking667]

Well played sir.

[Dondrethatsme]

you are so silly!

[fedeZ2]

roflmao xD

[BeachdudeInc]

Dude - this is freakin' HILARIOUS!!!!! The voice is AWESOME!!

[swedeboy227]

for some reason this scene scares the hell out of me

[elsquibbs]

This is fkn funny shit lol

[MasterChiefgame3]

creepy...

[platinumrecluse]

how did u keep a str8 face when u did this.. get it str8.. o forget it lol. this was funny good job.

[theLyricsSuck621]

oh my god!! this is literally the funniest shit ever!

[rob1516]

70statvert sucks unwashed cocks in dark alleys

[yonmoore]

Creepy and lolarious!

[Pheenak]

lol this is ridiculus

[crazyfootyfan]

lol call it

[jproxursoxoff]

You obviously have no sense of humor. Sad...

[KenMackow2]

YOU'RE a rude bastard, assfaced loser.

[tester7555545]

pile of crap lol

[goonie8]

hahaha good job

[Fire91Apparition]

LMFAO!!

[calledkidblast]

LOL

[LegendofZeldaOST]

omg lol