Cute Things Dying Violently! (Part 1 of 5)

[spygirldeli1]

i cried during this

[BboySebastian]

the hell? that thing is supposed to be cute? :[

[JEMfinders123]

TIS GAME IS REALLY VIOLENT

[333badcat]

type in the youtube search bar happytree friends

[rlstine9]

south park reference?

[codysimpsonlvrgirl12]

At first I was thinking Snorlax would die and I screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOO SSNNNNNORRLLAAAAXXXX!!!!!!!!"

[DatIrishGinger]

The flying spaghetti monster in the sky! Anyone know what that Is?

[bluesableable]

DAMNIT!!LIVE! XD

[xKiDKyLe]

was i the only one who thought the elevator was goin to come crashing down?

[JEMfinders123]

@xKiDKyLe yes

[QMrules]

OMG I have not watched Chilled in SOOOOOOOOO LONG.

[tobushcush]

4:27 LOL

[h4103933k]

*repost* "No Five-hour energy, everyday is not a Five-hour energy day, that will kill you." i cant remember his name.

[kourokun]

can i not go to a video and not with out seeing bronie/pony comments?

[1Texaslonghorns]

@kourokun any video with the word "cute" in the title is bound to spark some sort of brony vs. non-brony argument.

[kourokun]

@1Texaslonghorns thats true very true

[curtybirrd76]

were do i go to get this game?

[iStrikerVX]

Cute things dying violently? FLUTTERSHY, WATCH OUT!

[cbfredrick]

@iStrikerVX I appluad you for your bravery, just ignore the insolent little fucks and go on with your life as normal. ;)

[iStrikerVX]

@cbfredrick Thank you. I've already gotten this: :l so I'll keep that in mind. Are you a Brony aswell?

[cbfredrick]

@iStrikerVX Hell yeah! hey its just not everyday you see a brony talk about MLP on any videos other than MLP related ones. I found it very awesome that you would say this despite knowing that you would be bashed constantly. Don't worry, people like me have got your back. ;)

[iStrikerVX]

@cbfredrick Glad to here!

[iStrikerVX]

@cbfredrick Thanks.

[1Texaslonghorns]

@iStrikerVX and me :)

[iStrikerVX]

@1Texaslonghorns Glad to here!

[TheShadowman60]

@iStrikerVX Who is that?

[iStrikerVX]

@TheShadowman60 A pony from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

[TheShadowman60]

@iStrikerVX Except, ponies from that show are not cute at all, it's fucking girly.

[iStrikerVX]

@TheShadowman60 You haven't seen the show, have you?

[BellaZendayaLover]

@iStrikerVX Noooooooo <:c

[vomitfountains]

@iStrikerVX lol ponyfags are literally scum of the earth

you're worse than fucking furfags

i hope none of you ever breed because the world could do without more mentally deficient children

[iStrikerVX]

@vomitfountains They're are Bronies and Pony Fags. I am Brony.

[Kilonoid]

"Jimmy was a prick" LMAO

[chaoskilla80]

ur very bad at this game

[Tmead120]

I've never laughed so much at a death, I dont know if it was the commentary or the actual deaths themselves.... Does this make me a bad person?

[1Texaslonghorns]

@darianqre oh yeah and how is happiness gay? do you have depression or something?

[Treyman28726]

I believe ur talking about happy tree friends.

[pdk8859]

Actual their are some crippled people who can drive with their feet ....I think

[galaxman1698]

7:38 South Park Reference YAY!!!

[zaplooko]

The two guys below me need to chill da fuq out

[Sinakus]

There is a man in Sweden without any arms or legs who has designed his own car. He can drive and do whatever he sets his mind to. He held an inspirational speech at my school (In Norway) which may have been some of the most motivating thing I've ever heard.

[thegameboy001]

@seblue9999 so true man ur not alone

[gunnybunni]

i like your voice *subscribes*

[thecrazyrandomgirl1]

I love cute things and i love violent deaths... PERFECT MATCH.

[LolzRus974]

@AwesomeOxtheExploder See your name, I trust you XD

[rachelandfriendsxox]

I sat and pissed myself this whole time watching this

[seblue9999]

Not all Bronies ruin things. :/

[darianqre]

@seblue9999 Biggest lie.

[darianqre]

@seblue9999 Biggest lie.

[iStrikerVX]

@darianqre That's not entirely true...

[SubparDragoon]

more importantly, how do you jerk off with no arms?

[malemuffin64]

@SubparDragoon rub against the couch

[Mdonkin961]

@SubparDragoon omg uneed to help me ur the only one that isnt a reply

[SubparDragoon]

@Mdonkin961 Ok I will help you, OMG NOW I'M A REPLY TOO. NOOOOOOOOOOO

[evilstephen902]

@SubparDragoon Lots, and lots, of time.

[Parkourpurist89]

@SubparDragoon Psychic powers

[locozemotive]

any one notice the inside of the blade spins anti-clockwise and the out side one spins clockwise

[LolzRus974]

@thewoodenblock Yes, you have. You hurt the reputation of the word Bro.

[fighter14233]

@LolzRus974 I miss Bro...

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

@LolzRus974 Bro was never a cool word to say.

[NekanChicle]

Ennui = A feeling of utter weariness or discontent.

[1PuddingRing1]

Maaaybe this vid isn't good if ur squemish... But I must watch MOAR!

[emolovesme2]

this is pretty freaking epic not gonna lie lol

[gillet3000]

CHILLED !! :)

[KingandQueenz0]

@Abadd0n15 Well, the "bronies" that you've met, aren't real bronies. Real bronies love and tolerate and if they don't, they aren't bronies.

[stefanboy67]

@KingandQueenz0 'Real' bronies? Well, I call myself a brony, but I feel no need to love and tolerate everyone. Just because someone made a picture with Twilight Sparkle and the text 'I'm gonna love and tolerate the shit out of you' doesn't make that our creed.

[iHasLimits]

This guy sounds so much like ben stiller in dodgeball

[falsehoodcrow]

7:56 Duke Nukem Voice?!

[metromacca]

hey chilled, whats your view on SOPA

[IzzySparkz555]

YESSS!! Im a Viewer!!!!!

[Ultimagaming96]

1:07 Holy shit, that reminded me of Taggert from Eureka.

[GoulGuts]

You may no longer be an official creature chilled, but your still fucking awesome :D

[revengeofthelolin]

you need to start playing some snooker

help you with your aim.

[dragoncreeper98]

ENNUI

[DancesOfTheAngel]

Oh my god, this is the first time I have seen a video by you. Dude I love the way you talk XD

[slowmosun]

you awesome epic monster

[KRAZZZY1250]

i came here to watch cut things die damn false false advertising

[thegame20992099]

can i stop pointing at myself now?

[jrt123465]

you still going to school still

[Legoghost14]

Thank you all for getting my comment top comment, make it stay there please! IT MUST. You have no idea what is at stake if you dont keep it up.

[DGEHAVOK]

he said viontly

[TheKingofXboxlive]

More

[theRandomBrandom]

11:34 did it just say shit shit shit

[drago433]

/watch?v=F_5KJyKPnj0

[Firemoon454]

Despite the fact Im a Pacifist would frown on this kinda thing...I am strangely not fazed at all by this :/

[Blackbudproduction]

Who else actually did what Chilled told you to do in the beginning?

[MrFirefighter1996]

Ennui; its pronounced n-u-i. It means boredom.

[AzahTheDon]

Bounce off the wall buddy :D

*Hits saw*

OOOOHHHHH D:

[brandon60162]

I cried.

[4pokemonmaster]

im scared for life now

[imaginger123]

lol the URL says FUAAAAAAALAA

[ml210993]

that was funny.. i am a horrble person.

[CoreSplendour]

I knew a guy who drove stick and he only had one arm. His left arm. Had to let go of the wheel and reach over in front of him to shift.

[JohnWC134]

this game is freakin awesome!

[sgtsmith501]

now to wait for an update that adds puppy's and kittens...

[TheCryoWarrior]

I was laughing my head off!!

[JCasablanca13]

I MUST SEE MORE CUTE THINGS DYING VIOLENTLY

[Jimmy171194]

I did NOT steal money from the company!!!

[thewoodenblock]

Stop hating on Bronies people

its not like we have done anything to hurt you jeez

[D3XSAW]

@thewoodenblock Bronies are fags you furry

[KingandQueenz0]

@D3XSAW Bronies and furries are two different things. A brony is someone who likes MLP, while a furry is someone who likes animals personified to be like humans. By the way, any brony is 20% cooler than you are.

[J0eyBe]

@KingandQueenz0 Because men watching a show about ponies that is aimed at little girls are cool.

[Abadd0n15]

@KingandQueenz0 nope

[Abadd0n15]

@thewoodenblock nearly every brony i have encountered has tried to force their opinion on to me, and they really piss me off

[cbfredrick]

@Abadd0n15 well that's not right, doesn't mean you should go around flaming bronies. (not saying you do). i don't care if you like the show or not, people shouldn't flame bronies like myself simply for liking the show. if you want to flame and rage about people forcing their opinions on you, go right the fuck ahead, i'd do the same. ;)

[epicMudkipz14]

@thewoodenblock youre a total fag ame with every brony



[SirFinnThe8th]

@thewoodenblock Oh you know, nothing apart from spread shit tons of cancer across the internet and shove there cancer in my face. Other then that nothing.

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

@SirFinnThe8th OH BOO HOO. A bunch of guys love to watch HAPPY THINGS. WHAAAT A HORROR. I might have to renounce everything now for NO. GOOD. REASON.

[darianqre]

@AwesomeOxtheExploder Wrong. A bunch of guys like to watch a show for little girls. Get a life you faggot.

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

@darianqre Looket who's a little shut-in! You're a forever-alone little guy, arn't you? Arn't you? Yes you are! Get the stick shut-in! Get the stick! Good boooy!

[darianqre]

@AwesomeOxtheExploder Sorry. I don't take anything bronies say seriously. 

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

@darianqre Sorry. I don't believe people like you exist.

[darianqre]

@AwesomeOxtheExploder Sorry, you're a faggot.

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

@darianqre Sorry, you're intolerant.

[darianqre]

@AwesomeOxtheExploder Sorry you live in your mom's basement.

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

@darianqre Sorry you can't accept you love My Little Pony.

[darianqre]

@AwesomeOxtheExploder Sorry you're a man who likes a little girl show.

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

@darianqre Why are you sorry about that? I obviously like the show.

[darianqre]

@AwesomeOxtheExploder I'm sorry for you because you have a problem and think you are normal because you like a faggot ass little bitch show that my little sister watches. I hope you die in a fire. BTW shes 5.

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

@darianqre I'm sorry you're an asshole. Lol. :3

[darianqre]

@AwesomeOxtheExploder I'm sorry you like little rainbow ponies like a little bitch would. I love this convo.

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

@darianqre I'm sorry you can't accept not everyone is just like you. I concur.

[1Texaslonghorns]

@darianqre I don't agree with your opinion sir.

[darianqre]

@1Texaslonghorns Too bad you weren't invited into this chat.

[NovaWolfx]

@darianqre too bad your posting this on the internet

[1Texaslonghorns]

@darianqre Well I just gave myself an invite. Awwww too bad.

[darianqre]

@1Texaslonghorns It's okay. You're a brony fag so I might as well describe how much of a gayass you are too.

[1Texaslonghorns]

@darianqre can you think of an insult other than fag and gay and homo? I mean we all know you are insecure and an idiot but come on, think of something else.

[darianqre]

@1Texaslonghorns It's kinda hard to when only one word described you and every single other brony: Gay. I can also call you an idiot for liking such a little girl show. Rainbow ponies and happiness? How gay can you be?

[1Texaslonghorns]

@darianqre I could call you an idiot for some of the things you do as well, like being alive. Ok then, what shows do you watch good sir?

[Parkourpurist89]

@1Texaslonghorns You're here with a fellow brony. That guy missed the his child hood

[Parkourpurist89]

@darianqre So he's gay for liking ponies? Gtfo asshole

[Parkourpurist89]

@darianqre So he's gay for liking ponies? Gtfo asshole

[Parkourpurist89]

@darianqre You're the idiot

[Parkourpurist89]

@darianqre That sounds like a personal problem. Did you get molested by your dad?

[Parkourpurist89]

@darianqre You are just the worst kind of person. Always trying to ruin someone else's fun. So what if he like ponies. Fuck I like ponies and I think they're bad ass.

[darianqre]

@Parkourpurist89 Are you a girl? Then its understandable. If not, then you like a show for little girls. Faggot.

[Parkourpurist89]

@darianqre Is that the best insult you've got? I laugh at your insecurity

[darianqre]

@Parkourpurist89 It's not the best insult, but it described you fully so why think more? And insecurity? I don't think I will ever like a piece of shit show that a bunch of fags watch cause it has rainbows and ponies and little faggots.

[Parkourpurist89]

@darianqre So calling me a bundle of sticks fully describes me? If you hate it so much, why do you troll on every video having to do with that show and call everyone faggots?Everyone who likes that show is a faggot except you right? So what If I like ponies? Who gives a flying fuck? You're nothing more then a homophobic tool with an issue. This discussion is over and your point is invalid.

[darianqre]

@Parkourpurist89 You end the argument because you know you are nothing more than what I described you as. Have fun being gay.

[Parkourpurist89]

@darianqre Yea I'll have fun being happy while you are miserable hating the world and trying to go about your sad, pathetic existence.

[darianqre]

@Parkourpurist89 Yeah okay. P.S: I don't hate the world, just you and the rest of those like you. The end.

[Parkourpurist89]

@darianqre So you say you hate people who are open minded? And you hate anyone who is gay? If anyone was a close minded fascist like you, SOPA would have been passed and we would have had WW III. You're just like any other prick. Attacking anyone and anything they don't understand.

[1Texaslonghorns]

@Parkourpurist89 You are awesome sir, that guy is such a loser.

[Parkourpurist89]

@1Texaslonghorns Indeed he is. I swear he was beaten like a red headed step child

[stephen3097]

@Parkourpurist89 It seems where every i go on one can get along :3 Oh well MORE HATE AND DEATH!

[Parkourpurist89]

@stephen3097 Only in America lol

[1Texaslonghorns]

@darianqre You know what I hate most about you pony haters? You can just as easily just leave us alone and let us do our thing, but no, you have to just be an ass to every brony you see on the internet by calling them gay. Quit being such a douche and let us watch our show. If you don't like it oh well, what are you gonna do about it?

[cbfredrick]

@darianqre Have you ever watched the fucking show? no, i didn't think so, so you have no fucking idea how good it actually is. unlike most shows these days it actually has some decent plots n' shit. Also, i'm not gay, first off, but why is being gay bad? huh? I also watch shows like Top Gear (The british one) and Sons of Guns. Are those gay? just fuck off you lowlife motherfucker. crawl back into your hole.

[darianqre]

@cbfredrick It's okay. I don't like to watch shows for little girls (such as yourself.) I hate arguing with you people and feel like stabbing myself due to the fact I started all this. It's okay though, have fun with that little bitch shit.

[cbfredrick]

@darianqre why do people like you exist? what do you watch anyways, fucking gay ass anime huh? yeah that's what its like, i could go on calling you a fag for your stupid ass anime figure as your profile pic. FAGITTY FAG FAG FAG. you like that? i bet you wank off to that shit all night, oh wait you cant your penis is to small to fit in your hands. at least i have a fucking girlfriend instead of some make believe bullshit anime chick getting tentacle raped. fuck off prick.

[darianqre]

@cbfredrick A girlfriend? I don't think a girl would like a faggot like you. Oh, look, penis jokes. Also, I don't really like anime. You're retarded and need to stop being a faggot. The end. If you want me to continue telling you why you're incompetent, message me.

, Much hate

-Darianqre

[cbfredrick]

@darianqre you know what? ive had it with people that try to shove their opinions down other peoples throats, to be honest i couldn't give less of a shit if you like anime or manga or whatever. its time to end this, maybe one day you'll respect other people like i do maybe you wont. by the way i actually do have a girlfriend, but i don't expect you to believe me. anyways i cant be bothered to go back and forth like toddlers so ill just say, good day to you sir, hope you have a wonderful life. :)

[gabba1gabba1hey]

@thewoodenblock fuck you.

[mrnoobeh]

@gabba1gabba1hey fuck you aswell

[joshp0093]

@thewoodenblock Your meme is the cancer of memes.

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

@joshp0093 Haters are the cancers of happiness. It's not a meme, asshole, it's a fucking passion. We don't make fun of you jerkoffs- for NOT liking the show. So just shut up and leave us be.

[joshp0093]

@AwesomeOxtheExploder Fuck you and your bronies. I hope you all fucking die in a fire.

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

@joshp0093 Yeah, good luck with that, asshole.

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

@joshp0093 Because all you are is a shut in who can't accept anything. The world would be a lot better off without people like you.

[cbfredrick]

@joshp0093 and i hope you live a happy life util you get a nice wife and children. :)

Then i hope you crash your nice new Mercedes into a tree killing them all. THEN, i hope that you don't die until your around 90 years old so you have to live your ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE KNOWING YOU KILLED YOUR FAMILY ASSHOLE.

Have a nice day all you good bronies and normal people who aren't bronies but are nice enough to see that you don't need to be a flaming fuck head like this guy.

[HowlsOfWater]

*reads title* mwahahahahahahahahahahaha..... heehee

[Legoghost14]

Y'know. Why wont people just drop the MLP rivalry? It's never going to go anywhere besides idots cursing and flame wars started. If you like it, ok, if you dont, ok. Nobody else gives a god damned shit about your argument. So dont start it. Just, let that handsome devil keep going on his way and you on yours

[boboe66]

@Legoghost14 WAIT WAIT HOLY SHIT.....A SENSIBLE COMMENT....ON MY YOUTUBE?????? GTFO

[Legoghost14]

@boboe66 Yah. I'm a 14 year old and I'm sensible. I was raised right obviously