Portal 2 : This Is How Wheatley Hacked PSN

[PaulThePuppetier]

Is it just me or Wheatly gets more and more damaged until he gets hold of the facility?

[minembo]

Wheatley just hack before you go to th

[Bradguy123]

He probably ended up having to do a manual override of the network.

[SwissWolv]

This reminds me so much of Family Guy..

[MikeIvensky]

"Gorgeous plumage!"

It ain't about the plumage! THIS PARROT IS DEAD!

[emilyandabigail]

@MikeIvensky classic!

[Cooprocks123e]

Why does PSN have neurotoxin?

[gorgolyt]

@Cooprocks123e For whenever they have meetings with a creative indie developer with a promising concept.

[abrady987]

He's such a pro he wasn't even looking at the screen

[strike3youdie]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Thumbs up for lovely plumage!

[ilthinkofaname]

replace the word "neurotoxin" with PSN and it would be perfect

[JanembaDude72]

I remember him just sitting there talking and I was like

Dude u gonna do something

[TTCNaTuRaLx]

what kind of world would it be without floors! XD

[Duskeh11]

lol Wheatley foreshadowed :D

[xxxanimepopxxx]

For someone who IS a computer, he has a suprising lack of knowledge about them.

[TheThousandthPrinny]

Anyone remembered a certain dead parrot and its owner ranting over it?

[TheGamerKidKarar]

I love how the BIRDS became a DLC

[venom1539]

I think I'll try hacking... right, I don't have a floor. There goes that thought.

(I was being sarcastic for some of the clueless, no offence)

[warbler4]

wheatly thinks all computers are alive so he doesnt know how to really hack

[tf2scout88]

when wheatly say ''let the games begin'' see his ''eye'' AWW I LIKE IT ^__^

[Sevlech]

"But... Let the games begin"

What games?

[MrFoxgood]

Had Wheatley used that bird tactic with GLaDOS, it might have worked.

[theboughers]

PSN: AH MAI GAWD! A BIRD!!!11!111!1!

[exiaisawesome]

what does dis hav 2 do with psn

[MrLinkawsome]

he is 2 idiodic 2 do this

[Allthatisrock]

Add this to my list of why Valve is awesome.

[kiviit]

join my steam group /groups/SexDungeon

[correctstar]

when I played in first time and heard "A computer", I couldn't stop laughing.

[daddygirlfoeva]

i don't get it

[ChloroformSniffer]

1:21

May I have been the first person to notice the typo on Wheatly's dialogue?!

Hint: it's spelled "Alright"

[supersushi269]

@ChloroformSniffer Its colloquialism :) "All right" can be spelt as "Alright"

[juhan12311]

nooooo bird

[Kabhaq]

Wheatley: Totally legit, from the United Arab Emirates.

[Megacaleb37]

...His pleasure sounds...

[dragon1130]

Well this would explain why they had so much troube fixing there network. Only a complete and utter moron could do that much damage. lol

[Annihilord]

Wow i knew PSN was evil but neurotoxin on PSN? man im glad i own an XBOX ;)

[rippedpixel]

@Annihilord Xbox has monthly fees. that sucks.

[tonton9598]

floors are fuckin important! :D

[hackers09fr]

He's not interested in bloody birds you moron....xD

[sloggie20]

Seems legit.

[yumogreg]

well it worked

[Gyarretto7]

Wonder what he was refering to when he said "flat bit" and "spinning thing?"

[Rickieyc]

@Gyarretto7 Prolly it's the Desktop's Keyboard and the Clock on the wall

[AlCorperation]

at the end wheatley called chell he

[CabooseBlue13]

This is why he can't hack Xbox Live...

[LeonScottKiller]

@CabooseBlue13 Xbox Live is way easier to hack lol it gets hacked every year

[bud467]

computer, tick *spark and twitch*

[Donimbatron]

!:55 CAW CAW!

[tom282f38800]

I am not surprised that how he didn't know that is a computer. He even tried to talk to it!

BTW 2:40 Bloody birds?

[OfficialWheatley]

@OpTicNiko mind if i post this onto my account?

[OpTicNiko]

@OfficialWheatley I'm ok with it :)

[OfficialWheatley]

@OpTicNiko great. now to reseacrh how i go about doing that.

[sammy68291]

@OpTicNiko can i post this on my acount i new to youtube and i have no videos

[Attewir]

@OpTicNiko mind if i post this onto redtube?

[pokekiller5swords]

@OfficialWheatley What the hell another portal video i see you comment on ._. you really do just scan them

[OfficialWheatley]

@pokekiller5swords makes for more time to see them all.

[LuluCCForevergeass]

Wheatley is a member of the Anonymous future guild.

[ipodvidsonly]

Wheatley is Lulzsec? DEAR GOD

[omegakratos123]

Wheatley, an evil core with a nice voice.

[TheEman610]

LOL! I got a Sony tablet ad!

[MyMurphysLaw]

Ah gorgeous bird the Norwegian blue, lovely plumage

[Vip3rC4in0022]

Wheatley just pushed Phoenix Wright off my number 1 spot for my favorite video game character of all time

[Felixkeeg]

I'm the Neurotoxin Inspector from the board international neurotoxin observers from the united arab emirates... Say that loud and try not to laugh or grin :D

[NoDamnNameAvailable]

@Felixkeeg i did, it was pretty easy

[Felixkeeg]

@NoDamnNameAvailable

Did you say it to yourself or to someone else?

[NoDamnNameAvailable]

@Felixkeeg do my imaginary 'friends' count?

[Felixkeeg]

@NoDamnNameAvailable

hmmmm let me think - no

[Bloxy123]

Is it bad that I spent half the video looking for a pen?

[snehesten]

@Bloxy123 no

[brilliantsam]

LOL, got that Halifax advert with a voice disturbingly similar to Wheatley's. XD

[museobsessed17]

@brilliantsam Maybe because its the same person voicing over!!?? :O

Stephen Merchant.

Welcome to the Matrix D:

[defiantBlaze]

>Portal 2 video

>360 and PS3 fanboy faggots discussing consoles

Grow up.

[TheAeroMechanic]

Is there a flat bit Wheatley?

Yes, there it is.

:D

[TheDumbasshater]

@uhBraedo Well the Xbox which is shit is at least better then the wii which as only one analog stick, because both ps3 and shitbox have Dual analog sticks, which is one of the most important part of any system. but the ps3 has blueray and better graphics. the reason shitbox and wii were graped by ps3 is because hardcore gamers know goood systems from shitty ones. and even tho stupid hores and little kids bought the wii and douchebags like you bought the xbox because your poor dosnt mean its good

[northendproductions]

@TheDumbasshater Actually u may want to get your facts straight xbox has better lighting ps3 has sharper textures the xbox 360 has a better CPU while the ps3 has a better GPU (Graphics processing unit)

Before u go on about stupid trolling stuff that makes no sence i have a PC,360 and plan to get a ps3 this Christmas for the exclusives.

[pyrocious]

@TheDumbasshater Well at least you're living up to your name.

[TheDumbasshater]

@pyrocious My name is supoosed to be iroenic dumbass.

[ChaosSolider1]

PC > Consoles.

Console have slower loading time then PC.

PC has better graphics.

There are some very good games only for PC.

NO HALO! THAT IS PURE. NO FUCKING HALO!

Got other reasons too.

[xXcheezyChipsXx]

@ChaosSolider1 PC has Halo CE.

[SnowCanary]

@xXcheezyChipsXx And emulation. \O/

[xXcheezyChipsXx]

@SnowCanary It's not an emulation I have the Halo disk for the computer look it up. It is also for mac.

[SnowCanary]

@xXcheezyChipsXx I know, but we can emulate all of the other halo games.

[PancakeGeneral]

Wheatly: The Evil Mastermind Behind Anonomys

[lawlawlawlawlawlolz]

@PancakeGeneral Wheatly: Oi!

[Foxstab]

@PancakeGeneral OMG. You know how all those retarded clueless news networks try to pin "the leader" or "mastermind" behind anonymous on this or that? Anonymous should totally declare Wheatly is it. It'll take them a CENTURY until they figure out the mysterious codename "wheatly" to actually have been a Portal 2 core reference.

[dragon1130]

@Foxstab Well either that or the news media would take it too seriosuly and say OPortal 2 can hack your computer. you know how stupid news media can be.

[Foxstab]

@dragon1130 All the better. It'll be a hoot!

[Manzana1C]

@PancakeGeneral You made my day with that comment...

Also that would explain why Facebook isn't hacked by Anonomys yet... :P

[TheInternalFilms]

48 People missed the bird

[devinsatur]

is wheatly a scottish voice?

[Robocockatrice]

@devinsatur Nooo, his voice actor is English; from Bristol to be precise. Us English peeps don't all have the same accent y'know.

[RDSBlackstriker]

He hacked PSN in the "inspectah" part, though.

[LuddeCraft]

lol!!!!!

[BCPSTUDIOS101]

he actually started trying to hack the network about 12 years ago... but he kept on going on about what was in the room, and thought to himself, "everything is made up of atoms..." and then started to count and organize them all.

[I3ULL3T96]

@uhBraedo get a life and stop rantin'

[I3ULL3T96]

@uhBraedo ps3 is leading 360 by a million, sorry pal

[DragonGodXIII]

Christ, is anyplace safe from any side's whiny fanboys?

[Vegnas]

@DragonGodXIII

Nope :D

[dgstavproductions]

@uhBraedo Which is exactly why you are an idiotic fanboy. Along with the rest of your kind.

[dgstavproductions]

@uhBraedo Dear god, fucking internet console fanboys. Both have their respected areas of expertise, we don't need to compare them. Get over yourselves.

[FSXflyer12]

@uhBraedo but PC is the best of em all

[KiddyCorky]

Wheatly... Your an Idiot!

[DanexxROX]

Before watching this, there was a Barclays advert with Stephen Merchant in it xD

[VickiSnickers]

Proud to be British.

Though he reminds me more of Ricky Gervais with the bird thing. Hmm.

[919684]

1:20 seems legit

[kingdom1maugie]

ha ha Thank you for you video of wheatley I loved it. I love his accent. I did a video of me painting an oil painting of him so I thought you would get a kick out of seeing how to paint him tee hee.

[GraceTheUnstoppable]

I'll admit, the only reason I can do a halfway decent English accent is because of Wheatley.

[mitch13815]

HE's not interested in birds??

oh wait was he talking to the computer or chell?

[MrTonywuzhere1]

@mitch13815 Computer, duh

[frenchcheese99]

thank wheatly 4 giving me 2 free games

[bittycole56]

lol... "pleasure sounds". tee hee. He certainly made a lot of those while in the GLaDOS chassis.

Im a dork

[MarioMario9951]

Thumps up if Wheatley looks like the voice of stewie

[Ryanarocks101]

lol look at the bird!

[komandercapish]

Aperature=Mac OS

Black Mesa=Microsost(PC)

[SantuXD6]

Aperture Science = Sony

Black Meas = Microsoft

? = Nintendo

[SuperGoomba19]

@SantuXD6 Umbrella Corps. (Resident Evil)

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

@SantuXD6 Red Team = Nintendo

Blu Team = Sega (Dead Already).

[SantuXD6]

@BabyPaulaPolestar Good point, althought SEGA is (literally) still alive, I would put Capcom in Blu Team position, because everyone wants them gone.

[SantuXD6]

@BabyPaulaPolestar puns intended

[ChaosSolider1]

@BabyPaulaPolestar No.

Red Team = Valve

Blu Team = All other crappy brands/companies.

[ELEM3NTZER0]

@SantuXD6 nintendo is the cardboard box in the dumpster behind black mesa

[SantuXD6]

@ELEM3NTZER0 ... lol?

[ThatMapleChick]

Wheatley: hmmm.......*brakes glass with head* HEY I HACKED IT~

[KetchupSplodge]

He might as well be in The IT Crowd

[TheDumbasshater]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAY. I HATE THIS THIS SHIT BEKUZ IT IS NOT A PS3 EXCLUSIVE.

[Rollersteaam]

@TheDumbasshater Everyone would raid Valve if it was PS3 exclusive, because it's not on PC. Also, your a dumbass. Go kill yourself. PS3 isn't the best console in the world or anything.

[AduIfHitIar]

@Rollersteaam *ahem* does the name "dumbasshater" say anything to you?

becuase to me it says that hes a troll and shouldnt be taken seriously...

[TheDumbasshater]

@Rollersteaam Fuck you faggit, PS MOTHAER FUCKING THREE is the ONLY good system.

[Rollersteaam]

@TheDumbasshater Uh... I'm gonna refuse to reply to you until you knock some sense in to your head and understand that PS3 GAMES REQUIRE COMPUTERS TO MAKE, DUMBASS. Hencing your name.

Also, literally, go fuck yourself. Your just plainly retarded.

[TheDumbasshater]

@Rollersteaam stfu fagit, my name is suposed to be ironeic. and sandwiches require women to make but that doesn't mean i like them better.

[WorkForYourMoney]

@TheDumbasshater you are a loser

[Kurogetsu1]

@TheDumbasshater just to shut this whole thing up, who cares if it's not ps3 "exclusive" you can still get it for ps3 (from what ive heard. ( I don't actually own one so i could care less) ). and if that isn't enough for you valve would lose out on a lot of customers and money by putting it out for only one system.The majority of portal players play it on pc via steam. and every valve game has also been for pc and 360. if they stopped doing so all of a sudden there would be a lot of pissed ppl

[TheDumbasshater]

@Kurogetsu1 thats why its gay

[TDsBestFriend]

@TheDumbasshater YOU SEXIST DICK

[TheDumbasshater]

@TDsBestFriend Dont hate me kuz i tell the truth that ur to afreid to say fagit.

[TDsBestFriend]

@TheDumbasshater Go kill yourself and stop insulting us women

[TheDumbasshater]

@TDsBestFriend The only thing bitches are good for is fucking and sandwiches.

[AmandaxArsenic]

@TheDumbasshater :P Make your own damn sammich.

[NightmareSnake]

@TheDumbasshater do the world a favor and die in the most obscenely grotesque way possible.

[whattheflimflam]

@TheDumbasshater cool story bro

tell it to me again

[OpTicNiko]

@TheDumbasshater I feel so sorry for the people that have to deal with your stupidity and immaturity online and in real life

[ectofrost]

@TheDumbasshater Faggot* You mean? Your pretty much a ten your old fail... Stop insulting women and Fuck off Thanks

[TheDumbasshater]

@ectofrost Faggit, give me your addrress and Ill fuck you up and screw your beyotch.

[ectofrost]

@TheDumbasshater Your a sad sad man..

[WhoTextedMeInClass]

@TheDumbasshater i'm sure he would love to do that.

[weaver900]

@TheDumbasshater Hey there internet tough guy!

[shadowd151]

@TheDumbasshater dude, if you're seriously wanting your name to be ironic, you're doing a damn good job of making it that way. Shut up, break your keyboard, and go die in a hole.

[Gunzers6]

@TheDumbasshater Technically, something that is PS3 exclusive for this game is the cross-system play with Steam and being able to connect your Steam account to the game.

[Alex765767]

I wish Wheatley hacked PSN For me for the next Black ops DLC and even MW3

[GrovyleXShinyCelebi]

He forgot the clock, the cabinets, the walls, the pipes, the ceiling, and the guard rail holding him up.

[MrMeinkraft]

@GrovyleXShinyCelebi And you forgot the 2 chairs, the paper scattered on the ground, the light and the boxes on top of the cabinet.

[World1Level2]

@GrovyleXShinyCelebi He also forgot himself. Poor guy

[54AgeOfRogue54]

ohhh a bird!!!

[Glypohyon1337]

Does Wheatley even know about computers, lol

[xxELFOXYxx]

This sounds like the guy in the ricky gervais show.

[gmanhell94]

@xxELFOXYxx cause he is

[ChaoDer01]

@xxELFOXYxx He is.

[left4bread2010]

@xxELFOXYxx it is that guy from the ricky gervais show XD

[EmiMac20]

@xxELFOXYxx It is! :D

[xxELFOXYxx]

@EmiMac20 :D

[HearThemCry]

Gorgeous plumage - suddenly reminded of monty python

[StuffedAnimalPlanet]

Wheatly hacking PSN went more like this: Ok lady, turn around while I hack PSN. *SMASH* there. Hacked.

[501darth]

@IndyBits  100,000,000,000,000,000,000,00­0,000 Phrases.

[xxshottycurbxx]

LOL! its an unintended pun: whats the FLOOR UP to? lol! because... the floor... is on the ground... not up... you get it

[faulkaspargus]

Stephen Merchant can cover me in his neurotoxins anyday