The Soup: Audrina & Bowling

[foxygirl1977]

Amen Joel. That rant was just priceless and so dead on.

[HisPrettyButterfly]

Oh Joel, how I love you <3 I love this! lol

[76special]

I love his rants

[pandabear1110]

I LOVE JOEL'S RANTS, he is even fucker sexier, when he rants ~how is that even possible :). This is definitely the best rant, he has ever done!!!!!!!!

[vancouverbluz]

Joel pointed out something here that is very deeply disturbing. That these talentless hacks which represent the state of california are what is left of the youth. 

[sidondon2]

@LagBoy86 +1 perfect lol

[Krissi076]

"Did I say hack? Fuck if I did, because you're not even a hack!" Greatest. Rant. EVER!

[crazygirl1502]

That was amazing! Joel mchale having a freakout. Genious!

[robyz250]

Genius !!!

[Heather146]

"im jason kennedy, BACK TO YOU RYAN."

lmfao, he loves picking on seacrest.

[Inarikun112]

Joel tucks. . .

Hee hee hee *^_^*

[paradigmats22]

I would go gay for Joel.

[scrainbow1234]

Joel, we LOVE you! :)

[LagBoy86]

Audrina: i cant belive all this is happening while heidi is getting Plastic Boobies....

[Dooptasticness]

*ponders* Hm...I wonder if Joel is down with the swirl lol or at least would be if he weren't married. Those pesky marriages....

[StellianAriolus]

@Dooptasticness Oh yes, I ponder about that too once in a blue moon then have to accept the fact that Joel is just a natural, down-to-earth, good guy whom I would never have a chance with- single or married...

[clipobserver]

I'm guessing Audrina won't be on Community anytime soon.

[hyrdsj]

the best show so funny i <3 it :)

[MEX77GDL]

LOL! Joel Mchale owns anybody on reality tv!

[ImDarkMagicianGirl]

"But since you don't have a job, don't even try to challenge that"

[allielgirl]

ah. if only he wasnt married!

D'X

[mizshorty527]

love him haha

[monmon696969]

holly crap! he just had a freak out!! wow

[weezybears]

only stupid fucking teenie boppers watch the hills

[GreenMasterplan]

Thank-you.

[VikingPrincesLulubel]

best. rant. ever.

[cdowell1976]

Nice slam! Now all we need is to see a vid of someone bitch slapping "fleshy colored beard throat" & we'll we set!

[hellokitty7654321]

OWNED

[themetalisgood]

+1 epic

[1IslandGurl]

damn it Joel, you ARE good enough to be on basic cable...

LOL

[Poonzy7]

@1IslandGurl

He is on Basic Cable, hes on a Show called Community Thur at 9:30 Et

[suyarauz]

Love Him.....

[6marilyn6mans0n6]

whats the point of that show THE HILLS... its just redicules

[00D00]

To watch rich white kids bitch and moan about their mundane social problems.

[00D00]

they wouldn't, that's my point.

[6marilyn6mans0n6]

if people dont watch it, how come its on MTV or VH1 . how do they make money then?

[00D00]

Who, wants to explain it to him?

[bluevelvetpbr]

best rant ever!

[madrandombutterfly2]

snap

[maddie91123]

Lol good burn

[fichah47]

my brother looks like him tells jokes like hime thats why i lov joel lol

[HPMainMafia]

I WATCH IT!

[JW33zY1995]

kick ass from joel but who didnt expect that

[lucy71313]

owned

[soccercrayzee]

This is why I love Joel

[AEMoreira81]

McHale: What;s a 7-10 split?

Patridge: A new sex position?

[onelasssttime]

Wow, she is really ugly too. No lips, bad "teef".. Yuck..

[onelasssttime]

She knows about 7-10 splits. or splits of any kind, I am well sure..

[OhHorror]

'and actually make an effort to get a paycheck'

ahhahahaha

[redhearts7]

lol Joel is amazingness

[Tropical47]

JOEL IS THE SHIT. :D

[swagteamcdk]

That was a little harsh. But true.

[MrPrimu]

This could be the best speech ever LOL

[NubianGoddez]

In the words of wrestler kurt Angle "its true, its all true" Joel was dead on about that broad. lol

[GreenC]

it's true(real), it's damn true(real)

[ClASSiCbEAUty21]

lMAO- ilOVE jOEl<333

[LizHappened]

HA! You GO Joel :)

[paula74g]

oooooooooooooooooooooh....Joel you are sooooo fuckking FUNNY!

[lolswim4]

Her eyes look like that because she looks up all the time so nobody can tell she has a slight lazy eye. How pathetic is that. Just get contacts or something.

[FrazzledBubbles]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha that is ttly wat i think....calling u a HACK is an insult to HACKS....hehe

[rafamalicats]

Ooooh, I didn't get the Watergate reference....the joke is funny enough on its own! That Joel McHale is one clever dude!

[REALLYIMAGINARY]

owned!

[lendial]

ah thanks

[rafamalicats]

wow...i wonder what joel really thinks about that girl. wish he wouldn't hold back!

[HACGURLZ]

i know right but i loved it cause i hate the hills and that Audrina girl ... so this vid made my day ahaha

[00D00]

I don't think he did.

[lendial]

flesh coloured beard throat?

[eledford19]

thank god someone else thinks audrina is a complete idiot.

[REALLYIMAGINARY]

who doesnt think it?

[livvy1990]

PWNED.

[RedOrDead31]

I think he really hates her, like it's beyond a joke now, ha ha! So funny.

[kapostrophelay]

you tell it like it is, joel!!!

[76special]

Jeol, u r the best, thank u, it was about time somebody said that.

[singit6]

FUCK YES. go Joel

[wowthatsoriginal]

pwnd hahahaha

[GoingToSchool4Anime]

brilliant

[soccercrayzee]

pwned

[osnapitsalec]

damnnn gunningggg

[yogirl655]

hate the hills lol!

[taintedcanvas]

i have a crush on joel.....

[vlcupper]

I lust him.

[LennaMV]

LOOOLL!!!!!! You go Joel

I freaking hate the hills!!

[Trinnztubefun]

LOL "flesh colored beard throat" yeah, that about sums him up!

[bohemiandaisy9]

pwned.

[lipglossveins22]

Go Joel! Wooo!

[LaughingCityy]

Joel is amazing !

[EliraSTAR1]

who does he mention at 0:58?

[chawk111]

Christian Amenpore is an uber legitimate journalist who is sometimes on The Situation Room.

[typomanbros]

Owned! Joel is the man!

[vlcupper]

So owned it's pwned.

[Tseuq4gninaem2]

This shit is SOOO cash!

[ninjamitis]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[ootslaton]

WORD!

[vonfox83]

fucking hilarious.

[loveableme130]

he's awesome. I love this show.

[seft92]

i love the soup, and this is one of my favorite videos of the show

[707RipOtee]

lolol!! I hate the hills.

[dancingxdead]

That was amazing.

Joel's rants are the best.

[livelovemusic420]

that was fucking brill.

[sierradayne]

joel is hot!<3

[xitlacy13]

fucking amazing!

sounded like he really got into it XD

[HurricaneRidicule]

Audrina, a note, GET A FUCKING JOB!

[shybutsecretlyinsane]

You can only ask about bowling, okay?

haha,lol

[memyselfanddenisse]

You're hilarious

[heysnoopyADA]

I thoroughly enjoyed his little rant and now love him for it xD

[zippoyay]

possibly the best rant i've heard from him. *bows in repect*

[PimpinSens86]

Joel Mchale is a GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[staikman]

FLESH COLOURED BEARD THROAT

[vlcupper]

I could seriously watch this on a loop for hours.

[MetalMassacre005]

This...is....awesome.

Now if only someone would go up to each and every member of 'The Hills' and actually say that, as well as an accompanied slap on the face.

[hotdawg471]

pwnd

[vlcupper]

"...but since you don't have a job...don't even try to challenge that..."

Awesome part!

[BlackStryka]

"Owned" and it's multiple variations are with this clip. F*** The Hills.

[harlanmiller]

personally, my favorite part is:

"did i say hack? f**k if i did..."

i just like when they have to be bleeped.

[Reminisince]

fail?

[1trip711]

creepy flesh colored beard

[srmthfgfan100]

I LOVE THE SOUP. ITS SOO HILARIOUSE . I LOVE JOE MCHALE AND I LOVE SPAGHETTI CAT. no other funny show can challange the soup

[doyoulikesprinkles]

OWNED!

"Calling u a Hack is an insult to Hacks." LOL

[Drewski0411]

AWESOME RANT! When is Joel makeing his long awaited appearance on Scrubs?

[iheartmovees]

BEST. RANT. EVER. the soup is so funny

[ResurrectedKadaj]

PWN right there.

You go, Joel! >:D

[RockinRocker91]

Audrina is hella hot, but supa dumb

[knut221]

flesh colored beard throat!!!!

[blackbelt4lyfe]

haha. i dont mind audrina or the hills but that was funny.

[WetNoodle49]

Joel nailed it.

The hills is the worst thing ever.

[danconia3873]

Meh I see no reason to diss on Audrina. She is perhaps the one person in the show who doesn't bug me.

[LAYADR]

"flesh colored beard throat" haha!!

[Emmerz56]

lol

"im jason kennedy back to you ryan"

Brilliant!!Joel rocks!!!

[PresidentCleopatra]

ahahhaha

love the reference to watergate

"flesh-colored Beard throat"

lolz

[1zappa]

You tell her Joel!!!!

[mbrooksss]

"flesh colored beards" --- probably the nastiest thing ever.

haha!

[tengtengteng10]

i tried to give the hills a chance but my brain cells were seriously depleting from watching it for only 5 seconds !!! i cant believe i lasted that long !!

[MetalMassacre005]

Shit, you watched a whole 5 seconds? I only got through 3.

What can I say, you are a better man than I.

[justboycrazy45]

Best rant ever! Go Joel!

[gnrldisarray]

YAY, YOU GO JOEL!

[LennonHarrison1967]

This is so awesome!

Joel is genius.

[bwah35]

Q.  How do you keep Audrina busy for hours?

A. Give her a piece of paper that says "Turn Over" on both sides.

[acmrox]

lol

[Tinklou86]

That rant was the BEST THING EVER!!!!

[Lisimal]

That bitch is UGLY!

She has cross-eyes and beaver teeth.

Shes only famous for being a rich hoe.

JOEL ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[coconut852]

well i dont like the hills at all but i think ur jealous of her,cause she is really pretty =/.u must be really beautiful or either really ugly to call her UGLY....

[Lisimal]

Did I ask you bitch?

Who the fuck is talking to you?

[TooMuchCartoons]

o no u didnt.

[zangetsu602]

i have one question for you: whats a 7-10 split? LMAO

[Sochilinda]

AWESOME. YOU GOTTA LOVE JOEL.

[EnvoyofDarkness]

Ranting at it's finest

[cain2335]

this rant is as good as Dr. Cox's rants on scrubs

[1000huzzahs]

Better!

[MadisonInHope]

lol this is probably my favorite clip from the soup

[87655788]

dam i know my comment make no sense lolol

[Jleigh225]

haha flesh colored beard throat...

[Yadret]

He is so right. (He's so awesome too.) It is sad that people don't really have jobs and get paid for basically acting stupid in front of a camera. I don't know who would watch a show like "The Hills". I hope Joel continues to make fun of these people.

[angelicxpretty]

I love Joel McHale.

[NeonRazor4]

This show makes Friday nights worth staying home for!

[sephiroth900000]

who ever watches the hills are fags and should die!!!!!!!!!!

[JigsawMaster]

4.2 million viewers can't be wrong.

apparently, they can.

[87655788]

agree dude that show are for retarded that really need stepup get full time job and start going college gl all and sorry if any1 here like that type show so sorry 4 you lol

[dasboot27]

do you know english?

[rabbitmister]

Yeah, seriously. You're telling THEM to go to college? Maybe finish 3rd grade English before you start to make fun of other people's idiocy, eh?

[ellengode]

beautiful

[fregglover]

I Love Joel, and I am so addicted to the soup! You tell her, Joel!

[JafarDiablos]

man he ripped her another asshole!

[dirtybirdy]

lol go Joel go!

[moviimakerxx]

HAHA! Great rant. SO funny

[impamiizgraa]

He took the words right out of my mouth. And delivered them spectalularly

[mistershinobi]

What's a 7 10 split anyways? hahahaha XD

[Drummer24seven]

I think that is what Audrina would say.

[AudreyAudio]

LOL

[ryanjwebb]

LMAO...This guy is the best!!!!

[wazaber]

yeah you tell that fucken bitch YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kemuri07]

Goddammit Joel is the only person worth watching on TV anymore.

[DaisyRose111]

Sad, isn't it?