Things longer than KIM KARDASHIAN marriage

[TheBoricuaJohn]

The Dislike Bar

[newstar10able]

the 5 second rule is longer than her marriage

[esara6]

"SHe is with Ray J and had a dick in her mouth and that's it" According to David So. LMao...... AND YES all those things last longer then her Bullshit marriage  including my sleeve hoodie I own when I was back in highschool. lol

[MASTERmw100]

the nfl bit made me lol

[fiesty1111]

@craftnation this video, Is longer than her marrage

[fiesty1111]

Asian dicks and boost mobile minutes? LOL the best ones

[TheGameIsBeastin]

I Liked Your Laugh After You Said Minnesota Summers ... AHahahha No Homo

[ALWAYSELITE98]

MY NAME IS LONGER THAN HER MARRIAGE AND ITS ONYEKACHUKWU NWAKA

IM NIGERIAN...............

[ALWAYSELITE98]

BARELY A YEAR!(This video is longer than her marriage shoot the war is longer than her marriage!)

[wrestlingfan438]

A dixie cup is longer then her marriage.

[Superstar33000]

I have ADD and my attention span is longer than Kim's marriage...

[1990LX]

Ray J's penis is longer than her marriage

[qopoq1]

Kim Kardashian's sex tape lasted longer.

[SuperRiguy]

Whats section 8 im white lol jkjk

[sexierthanu]

Subway's footlongs are longer than Kim's marriage. LOL

[reaperoftheFUNK]

Pit Bull's hair :))

[SSROCKLEGEND]

Lady Gaga's dick

[dsetgetatme]

An IHOP breakfast is longer than her marriage. A pick up game of basketball last longer. Hell... cookin minute rice lasts longer than her fake a** marriage

[NYCtosha]

Kim & Chloe dislike this video. lol (The like bar on this video is longer than her marriage)

[doedoe134]

my tube of tooth paste lasted longer

[MaciJenna09]

The trick or treat line at Casey Anthony's house

[LaSenoraG]

wow #dead

[killbot90]

Portal 1's campaign was longer than her marriage.

[jaslene816]

Her ass injections are longer than her marriage.

[YanniBG]

Man, she doesn't even deserve to be thinking about her? She is so not interesting...

[BrandonAnderson8002]

she just needs to come to my house already

[oliviaw83]

Her ass is longer than her marriage

[MrAleksandarDzever]

LOL!

[guddukhan]

Chris Tuckers on screen, loooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrSamasutra]

a dyslexic person reading a short story

[VanitieGrace]

Jay Leno's chin is longer than Kim's marriage.

[DrakenGuardz]

@VanitieGrace That's cheating though. His chin's longer than everything

[SexyChinaLowk]

Ray jays dick

[SexyChinaLowk]

The finger on witch her ring was on is longer then her marriage

[SexyChinaLowk]

My mexicann ass name is longer than Kims marriage

[UndieA9]

Her own ass crack is longer than her marriage.

[MrFloppy19]

my paycheck is longer than her marriage

[ChibiBanana1]

the dislike bar on this video

[craftnation]

My Facebook password is longer.

[Kyotaros]

Episodes of Dragonball Z is longer than Kim's marriage. Hell, new songs by 2pac is longer than her marriage.

[JAYWALKERS3000]

my bush is longer than her marriage.....and i shaved 0_0

[infinity3jif]

my fart is longer than KIM KARDASHIAN marriage

[Aznpnoykid]

the letters A-Z in the keyboard is longer than her marriages

[sharrer2]

My ass hair is longer than her marriage.

[SOAOutlaw]

My cousin's jail sentence is longer than Kim's marriage. ok I shouldn't joke about that but you know. lol

[Zombissux]

My short hair is longer than her marriage.

[HPSpartan323]

I count to three faster than what her marriage last

[LadyofWar1980]

Very funny Kevin...I'd throw in the Roots anthology too! 

[dalihendrix]

a poop stars career

[coconutman656]

ahah your a fool kevin love you bro haha

[rahi93]

I'm Asian. And I'm laughing hard.

[DegenerateSharingan]

my piss takes longer than their marriage

[paintballrecon]

#Thingslongerthankimsmarriage.­....ma Dick

[lilbink110]

my dick is longer than her marriage

[SailorPerson]

the time it took me to figure out she was married longer than 2 weeks is longer than her marriage

[321ian]

my pubes are longer than her marriage

[DClass2014]

Waiting on the line in the DMV

[BYOSProductions]

John Kerry's face is longer 

[AkatsukixEspada54]

Her sextape is longer than her marriage

[BlissfulImpurity]

Kim only got married to out do her sister's marriage to Lamar Odom.

[bahamiangreek101]

Boost mobile minutes....lol!

[Sasy1011]

My non existent dick is longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage xD

[windexfighter77]

I'm pretty sure there are females who have had longer lasting erections than that marriage.

[bigfootstewie]

this dude is funny man i'm glad i subbed

[05290066]

how long did her marriage last?

[Adubz7777777]

@05290066 about as long as it took for someone to answer your question! (72ish days)

[05290066]

@Adubz7777777 it didn't even take an hour for your to answer my question XD

[jad804]

@05290066 it last about 2 months

[05290066]

@jad804 thank you :D

[ItachiCat]

you made me feel guilty for laughing at the section 8 joke when u said "blackfolks gunna get it" i guess i just fit the stereotype, lol

[China6296]

THIS COMMENT IS LONGER THAN KIM KAY'S MARRIAGE!!!

[stoisha]

section 8 haha



[AFalconPunch]

Tying my shoelaces last longer

[SmooveHD]

Kris Humphries shooting release is longer than her marriage....

[spitfire321]

When I smh, even the moment I do that, is longer than their marriage.

[k5lta]

....I think that Kim Kardashian should change her name to Kim Kumdashian.

[xaioFTW]

Your breakfast lasted longer than her marriage

the time it takes my fish to sh=t was WAY longer than her marriage

a pencil with nothing but a nub is longer than her marriage

my lightbulb lasted longer than her marriage

a QUARTER  is longer than her marriage

[OfficialCASH3N]

clohe (or however you spell it but im referring to kim's fat sister) eating lunch

[DeHurricane11]

a fight with kimbo slice is longer then kims kiardashians marriage

[LilTayzOfficial]

lol the Bucanneer's list of super bowls are longer than her marriage.

[PapiTheProd]

The media is stupid. I honestly don't give a shit about that rich girl. There is much more important things to cover.

[DonnWalkerTV]

smh lol

[BlackFightMan]

Ray j nuttin on her lasted longer, the tv guide channel last longer, and youtube partnerships last longer.

[colorgirl901]

Ciara's toes

[FALUKYOURMOM]

homeless man nails longer then kim marriage

[tacobellandsex]

Fall Out Boy song titles

[JDOGFTW]

My dick is longer than Kims marriage

[ivanyoulube]

kims sex tape lasted longer then her marriage

[DUKECSOLO4LIFE]

Darth Vader's breathing is longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage. Dog farts, old people walking in the grocery store, a virgin's sex life.

[DDandHLB]

LMAO!!!!! you made my day!!!!

[TheAshpwns]

Justin Beibers penis. Or is it O.o

[cecinia23]

@TheAshpwns lol that mean

[424578]

theres the women in the kitchen jokees, chuck norris jokes, soviet russia jokes NOW THERES KIMS MARRIGE JOKES? WHEN WILL IT END??!!!!

[KanyeezyHipHop]

this sentence.

[SpectacleTWET]

Craft, not being a troll.. But I think you should just not use the green screen.. Keep it in the back of you and not use it like you did before.

[hodis795]

this video is longer than their marriage

[MrFirstkid]

the NBA lockout 

[FUdowfinFU]

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ <---- these fingers

[kleenexboxer]

minnesota summers lol! it snows here like 24/7 i swear it man! damn snow is on the way for what was it..saturday night i heard? fucking minnesota!

[Chitty7633]

Kevins hair is longer than her marriage.

[ZanessaGaily]

This video lasted 10 times longer.

[YungProdigy93]

her sininger career is longer than her marriage hahah....come to think of it this comment is longer than her marriage....the word marriage is longer than marriage hahaha

[ZethSlayer]

a thumb tack

[runtubefantasy]

the publicity leading to her wedding was longer than her marriage. not that I even tuned into the tv but everyone around me was talking about it ugh

[floydw6]

i sat on the toilet taking a shit longer than her marrige. and it was the runs.

[xmignonmignon]

i wondered if they ever tried for a kid.....

[hahahahahahahaha]

#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage Kevin Crafts chin

[fatdaddyb28]

Twitter went bananas. LOL

Here's mine:

The distance between restrooms in the Kardashian household in the first season.

A Mike Post theme song.

Cop Rock.

Waka Flocka's soon to end rap career.

The space between Elmo's eyes.

[Purrrsuasive1]

Crafts smoke detector lasted longer than Kims marriage.

[Greyfox404]

This video is longer than kims marriage.

[magirecords2004]

A hoe cain't be a housewife lol! SMH

[TheTruth006]

I take naps that last longer.

[kaleena2006]

This comment is longer then her dumb marriage. smh No one is gonna marry her flighty ass now....thinking she may up leaving them for nothing. Oh Let me shut up Im almost about to beat how long her marrIage lasted in this comment lol

[Thizzlol]

The abscess I had at the top crack of my ass last longer.

[zerocool3908]

The milk in my fridge lasts longer, cooking a turkey lasts longer, and typing this comment lasts longer.

[novaboi24]

BLINKING XD

[babeeshopiez123]

my shit lasted longer than that fucking excuse for a marriage. Fuck kim kardashian. shes an attention whore all the way.

she only had a wedding for the SAKE of being in a wedding dress and having the reception because her sisters had weddings and were married. except for the two youngest, of course. shes a jealous bitch.

[tikitikitembo100]

Eating a gyro lol

[Jaejoongwife08]

my pinky finger LOL

[Geltown]

taking a stroll down memory's lane (and you are a newborn)

[Geltown]

finding a parking spot in NYC rush hour traffic

[glendor1968]

The time that i wrote this nonsense is longer than their marriage

[mysteryowl1]

My hot dog lasted longer than their marriage. No honestly, It was under my bed for like 5 months. All moldy and shit :S

I should clean my room more often lol.

[oliviaw83]

@mysteryowl1 Lol, you don't mind if i share this on Twitter do you? Cos that was just funny ^ ^

[mysteryowl1]

@oliviaw83 sure I don't mind :)

[oliviaw83]

@mysteryowl1 Thx, and your profile pic is it kahi, cos it looks so much like her, but i saw on your wall that you're a big SNSD fan ^ ^

[mysteryowl1]

@oliviaw83 Yes it was Kahi, I changed it lol XD , now its f(x) amber :P

Im a big snsd and f(x) fan, I also like 2ne1 ^__^

[oliviaw83]

@mysteryowl1 * BlackJacks * FIGHTING 2NE1 FIGHTING ^o^

I love F(x) aswell ans SNSD, I also like the new rookie group Stellar :D

[imnodoubtflatout]

my dick is longer than her marriage.

[SumFreshDkaf]

this video.

[joeyws89]

Yeahhhh, poor Kris (my doppelgänger). Hope he gets his 2 million dollar engagement ring back. :S

[zlollylawz]

LMAO BOOSTMOBILE LOLOLOL!

That made me laugh so hard.

I hate boost mobile so much.

[ImUrFanGirl]

commercial breaks

the speed checkout express line at the supermarket sex with a one minute man

soulja's boys career

a drive though line

Eddie murphy's singing career

[KmegaDude]

A foot long from subway is longer than kim kardashian's marriage.

[glendor1968]

The time that i take a piss is longer than that marriage ,especialy when i am drunk ,just like now

Than their marriage would have been for .............75 years

[glendor1968]

The time that i fart is longer than that marriage

[rextrek]

they should change thier name to the Whoredashians

[rextrek]

hmmm BUT what about the SANCTITY of Marriage? LOL This bitch is now divorced 2x and under 35...yet, a gay cpl together for decades cant marry????? U tell me!

[glendor1968]

The time that i cume is longer than that marriage

[skillmyster666]

the amount my shitty computer can buffer

[1AngrySloth]

A cheese doodle

[Imhim247]

uncharted 3

[nonso1990]

Things longer than Kim's marriage- Nick Cannon's movie career

[compusa11]

mass effect 2 and sex lol

[kazooga1234]

kassemgs nose is longer then kim kardashians marriage

[jazon345]

Lmfao.

[kazooga1234]

lofl ha bisky upload

[Shane14t]

@kazooga1234 wuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

[kazooga1234]

@Shane14t its a joke go check out kassemg's stuff he gets bashed on for his nose all the time he has a very long nose