@mazeeism: Russel is really funny, i agree, but kumar is not bad too. Though not as good, but also funny in his own way, touching the heart of singaporeans.
Dont even compare this person to Russel peters.. He is not even close to Russel.. A few pub or event performances does not make a person on par with a world known stand up comedian who can fill up stadiums all over the world.. So please la dumb asses, stop comparing this thing to russel
Haha this is funny. But not as funny ad the fantabulous Eddie Izzard. Haha they both dress up as girls. But Kumar is a drag queen and Eddie Izzard is an Executive Transvestite ( I am not sure if he is anymore).
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hahahaha ... look at this shemale ? this anal being is trying hard to attract some cocks for a dinner. Ooooooo ... tats embarassing , if u want go to lorong garu or lorong kulit la , or maybe u can try show kit .. but majority malaysians hate homo u son of a bitch !
Who is Professor Kalam ? An indian whom been recognised as one of the best scienctist in the world , NIght Syhamalan - The best director in hollywood , Who the 1st to invent atom ? its from sidhars , and from the holy vedas,Indians has done their research for more than 10,000 yrs old. Indians r rich in culture and knowledge!Whos the 1st to land in moon and explore the movement of waters on the planet ?its an indian,i know y u get so angry with indians,bcoz they cant accept u in their community!
@TheWildScorpio Hey dumbass..if u cant take a joke stop viewing programs like these...or maybe u feel kumar is talking bout u..wat do u do to destress...crack a joke or read ur vedas ? dumb retarded joker...
@gesvitha im sure ur mama pussy has been licked by some fucking dirty whiteman. oh ,Im sorry im just joking ..... Does this mean as joke ? Kumar is just are retarded person with inferiority complex, This anal sex being is so stress bcoz our indian community cant accept him as a human being. Hes been criticized so heavily just bcoz of his fucking attitude.How can he talk about others when he himself is a disgrace to a community ? Look at his face , hes so ugly ....
@gesvitha talking about me ? Cant u understand what this anal being said in this video ? he mentioned about indians not me . Can you really understand english ? Or u r just another motherfucking Indian from the paria community whom suffering from some complex ? People like you and kumar are branded as paria .... lol !
@gesvitha While commenting on science and math of ancient India, Albert Einstein said, "We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made." Similarly American author, William James, recognized ancient Indian treatise Vedas as the "encyclopedia of every aspect of life, culture, religion, science, ethics, law, cosmology and meteorology."
"What else they need? They have the whole Singapore in their hands. Imagine you riot how? They cut communication, they cut transport. Where you want to run? Swim to Sentosa. That one also belong to them!"
Went to the 3 Monkeys last week... couldn't stop laughing!!! absolutely super!!! If ur ever in Singapore you must go and see !!! You won't regret lah!
m.I want to ask, Im not from singapore and I want to know who is this 'angmo' he talking about...or is he talking about UMNO? angmo and umno...lol angmo right? can someone tell me?
@Shanthen999 You can't compare humors of different cultures. Even if you want to say so, yes. Russell will be better since he is a professional comedian. Kumar is just an underground performer.
@irissified motherfuck ! u know what the motto of chinese its gambling , cheating , communism , prostitution , and make money ... the is the truth , I want to ask kumar who is the conman chinese or indian ? Indians work hard every second to uplift their socioeconomics. I donnow which indians you are meaning about , but im sure its maybe some singapore indians. Indians intelligence , research and development has been recognized thru out the world ! You are such an uneducated moron kumar !
suck!
shahmmc03 2 months ago
i watched this more times than i should. and i still laugh every single time. im gonna meet this kumar one day.
mlcm90 3 months ago 2
@mazeeism: Russel is really funny, i agree, but kumar is not bad too. Though not as good, but also funny in his own way, touching the heart of singaporeans.
jadesohpuppy 3 months ago
He got the most catchy jokes in town... Simple, creative n funny.. Hahaha
alipyayif 4 months ago
Rooster lay eggs meh? It must be gay
LOL
yonglian1997 5 months ago
laughed my ass off watching this in the car.. lololololololol
optimusprime1311 6 months ago
love his video!!
MyCarmaniac 6 months ago
kumar may not be russell peters but his jokes r rili addictive!
aslandarling 7 months ago
can someone tell me who's the ppl that owning sg now?
AzfarulGiantz 7 months ago
Dont even compare this person to Russel peters.. He is not even close to Russel.. A few pub or event performances does not make a person on par with a world known stand up comedian who can fill up stadiums all over the world.. So please la dumb asses, stop comparing this thing to russel
mazeeism 7 months ago
@mazeeism we are not comparing.. JUST A VERSION OF RUSSEL PETER IN SG !! :)
AzfarulGiantz 7 months ago
@mazeeism ass........
CatEyedAtieq666 5 months ago
yea man!!!!!!!
kumar rocks,
AND HE RULES!!!!!!
dazzlergaga2 7 months ago
"My great grandparents were german shepherds !!"
x3iFallen 8 months ago
Kumar rules!
magslamanga 8 months ago
Hilarious......
myrul2711 9 months ago
Haha this is funny. But not as funny ad the fantabulous Eddie Izzard. Haha they both dress up as girls. But Kumar is a drag queen and Eddie Izzard is an Executive Transvestite ( I am not sure if he is anymore).
RosalieAvonside 9 months ago
"not because I patriotic, that's my income tax......Malaysian go on for 2 hours..." haha
girlskingdom 9 months ago
gong xi fa cai, i give u 2 orange !:D
cutepurpleberry98 9 months ago
"Thank Malaysians also lah..." hahaha
babynicodragon 10 months ago
"Thank Malaysians also lah..." hahaha
babynicodragon 10 months ago
Freakin hilarious.
healfactor 10 months ago
SHE'S THE MAN!!!
sivaSSD 11 months ago 7
awesum.....love it...soooooo goood...much much better than russell peters.......he talks bout everything..ur amazing...hail to u :)
gabby69able 1 year ago
Thanks for this! I love this guy!!! Extremely funny! LOL
MORGAN999 1 year ago
Lol yup. The GAHMEN owns your ass as well, haha.
HerpMacDerp 1 year ago
fake and gay
roadsofethiopia 1 year ago
1:24~1:26
ni na ma oi!
finalmageex 1 year ago
he is the best!
esh88 1 year ago
he sure know how to tell joke at the right time
44digimon 1 year ago
lol... only Kumar can do this..
Alittle95boy 1 year ago
russell is not close to kumar. kUMAR IS AWESOEME!!
teencrime 1 year ago
drink , drunk , drama
amiyumihikaru 1 year ago 5
this is like the 13th time I'm watching this and I still laugh at his jokes...
chaoticroar 1 year ago 8
@chaoticroar i wonder how many time i've been watching.. once per day xD
WizardLim11 1 year ago
Super funny !
SwiftLoveTaylor 1 year ago
any malaysian comedians like this.....no,no,no, yeah thought so. only in Singapore:)
knightmare8894 1 year ago
lol im a malaysian and i find these shit funny like hell lol good job kumar
monanizzlegal 1 year ago 4
I want to meet more singaporeans like him!
My favourite line: "Everytime I strip, woo...what is anaconda doing there?"
LOLOLOL!
IrethN 1 year ago
Name with two alphabet 1 repeat? who is he talking about?
Rewlnd 1 year ago
@Rewlnd 2 Alphabet = LE , 1 repeat E Lee =)
LoserSpadE 1 year ago
@LoserSpadE Oh hahah pardon my slowness thanks!
Rewlnd 1 year ago
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Rewlnd 1 year ago
Really nice, hope it hit 1million hits.
HowHello 1 year ago 3
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hahahaha ... look at this shemale ? this anal being is trying hard to attract some cocks for a dinner. Ooooooo ... tats embarassing , if u want go to lorong garu or lorong kulit la , or maybe u can try show kit .. but majority malaysians hate homo u son of a bitch !
TheWildScorpio 1 year ago
i am a malaysian chinese. i feel very SYOK when i see Kumar talked about half of the MALAYS are in rehab XDDDDDHAHAHAAHAH
ChocolateAi13 1 year ago
hahahaha i cant stop laughing!!
ENGKIDDY 1 year ago
homo ar him?
rubyrocksox 1 year ago
@rubyrocksox he's a real drag queen in s'pore N he's damn friendly too...
zaigal87 1 year ago 3
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@rubyrocksox ya. he's a real drag queen in s'pore N he's damn friendly too...
zaigal87 1 year ago
oooi...apalah doh perli malaysia ni...tadak akai
Sharvind2198 1 year ago
@Sharvind2198 be open please, this is a joke. Besides, I as a Malaysian, must say he is somehow right.
heavenmarcus 1 year ago 4
singapore russell peters!!
DrJun187 1 year ago 99
@DrJun187 russel aint a fag....
liangfengrui1990 3 months ago
Everytime the fireworks go, I cry not because I'm patriotic, because that's my income tax. LOL
zha0f3ng 1 year ago 25
@TheWildScorpio your mum died because of kumar. thats why you're angry.
Naen9Naen 1 year ago 3
- Even the full stop on the forehead!!! LMAO!
mahenmaniam 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHA s(he) is so funny! BTW for those who are hating this, please read the description!
pennychee17 1 year ago
Watch this a few times but still i find this super funny la ! LOL ! LOVE KUMAR !
haliqa323 1 year ago
@TheWildScorpio LOL. hokay mr. can't-take-jokes. take a chill pill..or maybe some alcohol?
irissified 1 year ago
Who is Professor Kalam ? An indian whom been recognised as one of the best scienctist in the world , NIght Syhamalan - The best director in hollywood , Who the 1st to invent atom ? its from sidhars , and from the holy vedas,Indians has done their research for more than 10,000 yrs old. Indians r rich in culture and knowledge!Whos the 1st to land in moon and explore the movement of waters on the planet ?its an indian,i know y u get so angry with indians,bcoz they cant accept u in their community!
TheWildScorpio 1 year ago
@TheWildScorpio Hey dumbass..if u cant take a joke stop viewing programs like these...or maybe u feel kumar is talking bout u..wat do u do to destress...crack a joke or read ur vedas ? dumb retarded joker...
gesvitha 1 year ago 3
@gesvitha im sure ur mama pussy has been licked by some fucking dirty whiteman. oh ,Im sorry im just joking ..... Does this mean as joke ? Kumar is just are retarded person with inferiority complex, This anal sex being is so stress bcoz our indian community cant accept him as a human being. Hes been criticized so heavily just bcoz of his fucking attitude.How can he talk about others when he himself is a disgrace to a community ? Look at his face , hes so ugly ....
TheWildScorpio 1 year ago
@gesvitha talking about me ? Cant u understand what this anal being said in this video ? he mentioned about indians not me . Can you really understand english ? Or u r just another motherfucking Indian from the paria community whom suffering from some complex ? People like you and kumar are branded as paria .... lol !
TheWildScorpio 1 year ago
@gesvitha While commenting on science and math of ancient India, Albert Einstein said, "We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made." Similarly American author, William James, recognized ancient Indian treatise Vedas as the "encyclopedia of every aspect of life, culture, religion, science, ethics, law, cosmology and meteorology."
nierajp 1 year ago
@gesvitha now u understand me bitch ...
nierajp 1 year ago
61 people accidentally push the dislike button,, absolutely!!!
rangerjohn14344 1 year ago 4
@rangerjohn14344 May b they nv get e subtitles...=))
selva613 1 year ago
the dislike should be the Chinese
EmoPrince1995 1 year ago
LOL full stop on forehead LOL
QEeshen 1 year ago
the 61 people who dislike this video: you need a life.
UncleBobIsAngry 1 year ago 2
@UncleBobIsAngry naw..i think they just cant get a joke
ConstantineRose 1 year ago
so funny..i watch this every day..
adiknadiya88 1 year ago
Thnak for sharing
infernal13 1 year ago
Chocolate strawberry pocky?!
keith1519 1 year ago
"What else they need? They have the whole Singapore in their hands. Imagine you riot how? They cut communication, they cut transport. Where you want to run? Swim to Sentosa. That one also belong to them!"
oh my ahahahahah he's awesome :))
ebonyloveivory 1 year ago 168
"Please lock the door. I'm talking bad about the government."
hahahahaha Oh gosh
ebonyloveivory 1 year ago 5
Of all the videos I've watched here in YouTube, this is the most most most beautiful Kumar :-)
neal5589 1 year ago 2
My greatgrandparents are german.. shepherd! :D:D
andrewmsj 1 year ago
OMG! i watch this video while working and laugh my ass out man..
athiramisu 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAH!
EizzieBadBoy 1 year ago
he's freakn funny..
xhariev 1 year ago
i agree wif eriz2107
weiian1 1 year ago
after watching this i wana be a indian so i can talk bad about the government lol!
smallfarty 1 year ago 3
Went to the 3 Monkeys last week... couldn't stop laughing!!! absolutely super!!! If ur ever in Singapore you must go and see !!! You won't regret lah!
addicted2playing 1 year ago
I never get tired of watching this. Too bad there arent many videos of him youtube.
UncleBobIsAngry 1 year ago
: Still laughing after I watched it last year
warriorjapanese 1 year ago
Take it with a light heart...
felixtingth1 1 year ago
this is seriously some funny shit, this person should be on Def Comedy Jam or something
chat099 1 year ago
go kumar!
rg13skarynkoh 1 year ago
OMG TRUE!!!HAHAHAHAH!
poseurxxxxxx 1 year ago
EVEN THE FULL STOP IS ON THE FOREHEAD.LOL!
thadlim 1 year ago 2
KUMAR FTW! (Y)
jiingwenn 1 year ago
haha kumar all the way!!
MrEizzie 1 year ago
BEST COMEDIAN IN S'PORE N JB SOME SAY BATAM
iceguy1985 1 year ago 3
i support wht u said
marinascorpion 1 year ago
Name got 2 alphabet, 1 repeat...? WHO?
KazukaShano 1 year ago
@KazukaShano aiyo u so slow! The lee lah! Must beat!
eriz2107 1 year ago
m.I want to ask, Im not from singapore and I want to know who is this 'angmo' he talking about...or is he talking about UMNO? angmo and umno...lol angmo right? can someone tell me?
UncleBobIsAngry 1 year ago
@UncleBobIsAngry angmo is white ppl...the europeans and americans.....not umno la...nothing to do wif umno
irsyad456 1 year ago
@UncleBobIsAngry angmo means white person :D
toofast4u8 1 year ago
Kumar is male originally. He's a funny person. Hilarious jokes. And eventhough its racist, it's understandable. And whatever he's saying is true.
Zuralicious95 1 year ago
she got any new material???
xpl41n008 1 year ago
Damn!!! she/he or whatever he/she is, sooo damn hillarious
f1t3 1 year ago
I can't get enough of this..
articremation 1 year ago
Lol it is funny!too cool
Lolo867051 1 year ago
indians: Drink,Drunk,Drama...!!!!! hahahahs
gemuk12345 1 year ago
i luv him lar weh... so funny
xXJoeenBiiXx 1 year ago
when he says now the whole family owns singapore, who is he referring to? I am not a singaporean sorry ah.
Clue : the name got 2 alphabet one repeat. XD I seriously have no idea who he's talking about.
UncleBobIsAngry 1 year ago
@UncleBobIsAngry the lee
avantgarde72 1 year ago
@UncleBobIsAngry Ok erm im posting this comment with no offence ok? That person is Lee Hsien Long......
FooWeeSan 1 year ago
Wtf. Damn stupid. Me laughing like hell. LOL <;
JCWT520 1 year ago
kumar male or female? is this a joke wtf
matinize 1 year ago
him/her is great open person. a brave one. the true inspiration! be yourself and be happy! \m/.
rmbnovember 1 year ago 2
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH !
myonlyfavourites 1 year ago
eh, he was making fun ( quite obvious we know who ), didn't he get any law suit or whatever?
handsomechew 1 year ago
i watch lots of times too! this is really funny!
casclare 1 year ago
whats niyama ?
multicarpark 1 year ago
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multicarpark 1 year ago
i love him..
Henniefairy 1 year ago
@Henniefairy him or her ? lol
chskwk 1 year ago
very funny la
neshrabbitboy 1 year ago
ahaaha . funny !
EenaBieberOneAndOnly 1 year ago 2
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CapricornAquarius80 1 year ago 2
the only difference between me n the merlion is that here lion,down ther mermaid..i here mermaid,down ther lion..HAHAHAHA!
nishankutty 1 year ago 45
oi ni lao ma ! haha i like this part !
MrSaiful18 1 year ago
other than singtel, there are M1 and Starhub!!
SlurpSilencer 1 year ago
@SlurpSilencer But Singtel is the big fish here :D
xXchidoriPOWERXx 1 year ago
whats the meaning at : 1:25, i forgot
DJRemixerer 1 year ago
@DJRemixerer
your mother, in hokkien.
tupw888 1 year ago
i love the income tax part.
children86 1 year ago 3
it's funny :)
emystillshine 1 year ago
"cos I indian what, taking over jeya raytnam!" whahahaha!!!! and "angmohs I dun tekan oredi... they already a joke..." ROFL!!!!!!!
maiachryseis 1 year ago 5
its not te-cut..its "tekan"..n u got the correct meaning..:)
nishankutty 1 year ago 2
what does word "te-cut" means...he/she mentioned few times, something like doing jokes to someone right?
pechot80 1 year ago 2
kumar states true facts in a great sarcastic manner man!!
pinzezzSophie 1 year ago 6
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Did he/she died ?
MrGamerzHackz 1 year ago
hell no!!!! long live the queen!!!! XD ROFL
Mettajin 1 year ago
i love his jokes ! :D :D :D he's fantastic ! what event is this anyone knows ?
ktasznq 1 year ago 5
OMG!! this is really hilarious!
MrsKReeves 1 year ago 4
its the lee's
subutex21 1 year ago
who is Jay Ratnam?
pechot80 1 year ago
Ex indian sg opposition politician that passed away recently
mrbian 1 year ago
shit! cant stop laughing!
bumbleserpent94 1 year ago
awesome! love it!
eriz2107 1 year ago
I really love this! Haha
hanisazarea 1 year ago 2
lol 1:46
Doctorscientist1998 1 year ago 2
This guy is making me laugh my ass off. Enthusiastic jokes. HaHaHA LOLOLOL
TheUnknowndude88 1 year ago
lol zzzz
NoMoreMoods 1 year ago
Lol!!Two letters one repeat!!Lee....
angelfishlover 2 years ago 3
I mean two alphabets
angelfishlover 1 year ago
Lol~ 'Qmar' said it all~ XD He really said what 'we' cannot say it out loud~ XD He's the best~
Ladysu 2 years ago 5
cool man..what a cool mc...luv he/she much..lol
yayaluvjw 2 years ago 2
I can't download this part, only part 2 and 3 can. Any ideas where to download this part?
Babagugukoko 2 years ago
damn funny LOL
1214646 2 years ago 2
LoL. It's an American Express function.
csihardfan111 2 years ago
watch it 100 times and still laughing! best joker in the world!
eriz2107 2 years ago 121
@eriz2107 haha! me too! downloaded into my phone!
bumbleserpent94 1 year ago
@eriz2107 screw u russel peters is awesomer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUSTIFIED439 1 year ago
@JUSTIFIED439 So? Big deal. He's Qmar boomzier.
eriz2107 1 year ago
this dude is nothing compared to russel
Shanthen999 1 year ago
@Shanthen999 You can't compare humors of different cultures. Even if you want to say so, yes. Russell will be better since he is a professional comedian. Kumar is just an underground performer.
TechnologyR0xx0rz 1 year ago 5
@TechnologyR0xx0rz Yeap..agreed ! xD
Shanthen999 1 year ago
@Shanthen999 erm, nah to a singaporean/malaysian, this drag queen is 1000x funnier than russel. Because she is talking about sg/my jokes. =)
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FooWeeSan 2 years ago
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leonz545125 2 years ago
@FooWeeSan
Dude he is known for being a controversial comic. So chill out, plus it's an adult environment.
lilacfunk 2 years ago 4
LOL. indian motto in life, drink,drunk,drama. so true!
irissified 2 years ago 66
@irissified haha totally agree
96923283 1 year ago
@irissified motherfuck ! u know what the motto of chinese its gambling , cheating , communism , prostitution , and make money ... the is the truth , I want to ask kumar who is the conman chinese or indian ? Indians work hard every second to uplift their socioeconomics. I donnow which indians you are meaning about , but im sure its maybe some singapore indians. Indians intelligence , research and development has been recognized thru out the world ! You are such an uneducated moron kumar !
TheWildScorpio 1 year ago
So who control the whole singapore? (no offence but just asking)
tyu852 2 years ago
@tyu852 its the lee family.prime minsiter lee and all...NO OFFENCE MEANT.
liljamz93 2 years ago 6
KUMAR IS HIGHLARIOUSSSS!!!!
tyramizie 2 years ago 3
LoLz.. damn funnY
iShuffleHS 2 years ago
gfvhjk
bryant8495 2 years ago
Indians FTW!!!
lolrudi123 2 years ago
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@lolrudi123 fuck you
bryant8495 2 years ago
@bryant8495 ???
lolrudi123 2 years ago
hahaha! nice one.
alissalimyf 2 years ago
HES FKING FUNNY AHAHAHA,watch how many times also still laugh.
vWeiWeiv 2 years ago 4
LOL."National Day Parade.. everytime the firework goes i cried, not because i'm patriotic but that's my income tax."
----> GREAT ONE!
F31F31 2 years ago 8