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  • suck!

  • i watched this more times than i should. and i still laugh every single time. im gonna meet this kumar one day.

  • @mazeeism: Russel is really funny, i agree, but kumar is not bad too. Though not as good, but also funny in his own way, touching the heart of singaporeans.

  • He got the most catchy jokes in town... Simple, creative n funny.. Hahaha

  • Rooster lay eggs meh? It must be gay

    LOL

  • laughed my ass off watching this in the car.. lololololololol

  • love his video!!

  • kumar may not be russell peters but his jokes r rili addictive!

  • can someone tell me who's the ppl that owning sg now?

  • Dont even compare this person to Russel peters.. He is not even close to Russel.. A few pub or event performances does not make a person on par with a world known stand up comedian who can fill up stadiums all over the world.. So please la dumb asses, stop comparing this thing to russel

  • @mazeeism we are not comparing.. JUST A VERSION OF RUSSEL PETER IN SG !! :)

  • @mazeeism ass........

  • yea man!!!!!!!

    kumar rocks,

    AND HE RULES!!!!!!

  • "My great grandparents were german shepherds !!"

  • Kumar rules!

  • Hilarious......

  • Haha this is funny. But not as funny ad the fantabulous Eddie Izzard. Haha they both dress up as girls. But Kumar is a drag queen and Eddie Izzard is an Executive Transvestite ( I am not sure if he is anymore).

  • "not because I patriotic, that's my income tax......Malaysian go on for 2 hours..." haha

  • gong xi fa cai, i give u 2 orange !:D

  • "Thank Malaysians also lah..." hahaha

  • "Thank Malaysians also lah..." hahaha

  • Freakin hilarious.

  • SHE'S THE MAN!!!

  • awesum.....love it...soooooo goood...much much better than russell peters.......he talks bout everything..ur amazing...hail to u :)

  • Thanks for this! I love this guy!!! Extremely funny! LOL

  • Lol yup. The GAHMEN owns your ass as well, haha.

  • fake and gay

  • 1:24~1:26

    ni na ma oi!

  • he is the best!

  • he sure know how to tell joke at the right time

  • lol... only Kumar can do this..

  • russell is not close to kumar. kUMAR IS AWESOEME!!

  • drink , drunk , drama

  • this is like the 13th time I'm watching this and I still laugh at his jokes...

  • @chaoticroar i wonder how many time i've been watching.. once per day xD

  • Super funny !

  • any malaysian comedians like this.....no,no,no, yeah thought so. only in Singapore:)

  • lol im a malaysian and i find these shit funny like hell lol good job kumar

  • I want to meet more singaporeans like him!

    My favourite line: "Everytime I strip, woo...what is anaconda doing there?"

    LOLOLOL!

  • Name with two alphabet 1 repeat? who is he talking about?

  • @Rewlnd 2 Alphabet = LE , 1 repeat E Lee =)

  • @LoserSpadE Oh hahah pardon my slowness thanks!

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  • Really nice, hope it hit 1million hits.

  • i am a malaysian chinese. i feel very SYOK when i see Kumar talked about half of the MALAYS are in rehab XDDDDDHAHAHAAHAH

  • hahahaha i cant stop laughing!!

  • homo ar him?

  • @rubyrocksox  he's a real drag queen in s'pore N he's damn friendly too...

  • oooi...apalah doh perli malaysia ni...tadak akai

  • @Sharvind2198 be open please, this is a joke. Besides, I as a Malaysian, must say he is somehow right.

  • singapore russell peters!!

  • @DrJun187 russel aint a fag....

    

  • Everytime the fireworks go, I cry not because I'm patriotic, because that's my income tax. LOL

  • @TheWildScorpio your mum died because of kumar. thats why you're angry.

  • - Even the full stop on the forehead!!! LMAO!

  • AHAHAHAHA s(he) is so funny! BTW for those who are hating this, please read the description!

  • Watch this a few times but still i find this super funny la ! LOL ! LOVE KUMAR !

  • @TheWildScorpio LOL. hokay mr. can't-take-jokes. take a chill pill..or maybe some alcohol?

  • Who is Professor Kalam ? An indian whom been recognised as one of the best scienctist in the world , NIght Syhamalan - The best director in hollywood , Who the 1st to invent atom ? its from sidhars , and from the holy vedas,Indians has done their research for more than 10,000 yrs old. Indians r rich in culture and knowledge!Whos the 1st to land in moon and explore the movement of waters on the planet ?its an indian,i know y u get so angry with indians,bcoz they cant accept u in their community!

  • @TheWildScorpio Hey dumbass..if u cant take a joke stop viewing programs like these...or maybe u feel kumar is talking bout u..wat do u do to destress...crack a joke or read ur vedas ? dumb retarded joker...

  • @gesvitha im sure ur mama pussy has been licked by some fucking dirty whiteman. oh ,Im sorry im just joking ..... Does this mean as joke ? Kumar is just are retarded person with inferiority complex, This anal sex being is so stress bcoz our indian community cant accept him as a human being. Hes been criticized so heavily just bcoz of his fucking attitude.How can he talk about others when he himself is a disgrace to a community ? Look at his face , hes so ugly ....

  • @gesvitha talking about me ? Cant u understand what this anal being said in this video ? he mentioned about indians not me . Can you really understand english ? Or u r just another motherfucking Indian from the paria community whom suffering from some complex ? People like you and kumar are branded as paria .... lol !

  • @gesvitha While commenting on science and math of ancient India, Albert Einstein said, "We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made." Similarly American author, William James, recognized ancient Indian treatise Vedas as the "encyclopedia of every aspect of life, culture, religion, science, ethics, law, cosmology and meteorology."

  • @gesvitha now u understand me bitch ...

  • 61 people accidentally push the dislike button,, absolutely!!!

  • @rangerjohn14344 May b they nv get e subtitles...=))

  • the dislike should be the Chinese

  • LOL full stop on forehead LOL

  • the 61 people who dislike this video: you need a life.

  • @UncleBobIsAngry naw..i think they just cant get a joke

  • so funny..i watch this every day..

  • Thnak for sharing

  • Chocolate strawberry pocky?!

  • "What else they need? They have the whole Singapore in their hands. Imagine you riot how? They cut communication, they cut transport. Where you want to run? Swim to Sentosa. That one also belong to them!"

    oh my ahahahahah he's awesome :))

  • "Please lock the door. I'm talking bad about the government."

    hahahahaha Oh gosh

  • Of all the videos I've watched here in YouTube, this is the most most most beautiful Kumar :-)

  • My greatgrandparents are german.. shepherd! :D:D

  • OMG! i watch this video while working and laugh my ass out man..

  • HAHAHAHAHAH!

  • he's freakn funny..

  • i agree wif eriz2107

  • after watching this i wana be a indian so i can talk bad about the government lol!

  • Went to the 3 Monkeys last week... couldn't stop laughing!!! absolutely super!!! If ur ever in Singapore you must go and see !!! You won't regret lah!

  • I never get tired of watching this. Too bad there arent many videos of him youtube.

  • : Still laughing after I watched it last year

  • Take it with a light heart...

  • this is seriously some funny shit, this person should be on Def Comedy Jam or something

  • go kumar!

  • OMG TRUE!!!HAHAHAHAH!

  • EVEN THE FULL STOP IS ON THE FOREHEAD.LOL!

  • KUMAR FTW! (Y)

  • haha kumar all the way!!

  • BEST COMEDIAN IN S'PORE N JB SOME SAY BATAM

  • i support wht u said

  • Name got 2 alphabet, 1 repeat...? WHO?

  • @KazukaShano aiyo u so slow! The lee lah! Must beat!

  • m.I want to ask, Im not from singapore and I want to know who is this 'angmo' he talking about...or is he talking about UMNO? angmo and umno...lol angmo right? can someone tell me?

  • @UncleBobIsAngry angmo is white ppl...the europeans and americans.....not umno la...nothing to do wif umno

  • @UncleBobIsAngry angmo means white person :D

  • Kumar is male originally. He's a funny person. Hilarious jokes. And eventhough its racist, it's understandable. And whatever he's saying is true.

  • she got any new material???

  • Damn!!! she/he or whatever he/she is, sooo damn hillarious

  • I can't get enough of this..

  • Lol it is funny!too cool

  • indians: Drink,Drunk,Drama...!!!!! hahahahs

  • i luv him lar weh... so funny

  • when he says now the whole family owns singapore, who is he referring to? I am not a singaporean sorry ah.

    Clue : the name got 2 alphabet one repeat. XD I seriously have no idea who he's talking about.

  • @UncleBobIsAngry the lee

  • @UncleBobIsAngry Ok erm im posting this comment with no offence ok? That person is Lee Hsien Long......

  • Wtf. Damn stupid. Me laughing like hell. LOL <;

  • kumar male or female? is this a joke wtf

  • him/her is great open person. a brave one. the true inspiration! be yourself and be happy! \m/.

  • HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH !

  • eh, he was making fun ( quite obvious we know who ), didn't he get any law suit or whatever?

  • i watch lots of times too! this is really funny!

  • whats niyama ?

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  • i love him..

  • @Henniefairy him or her ? lol

  • very funny la

  • ahaaha . funny !

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • the only difference between me n the merlion is that here lion,down ther mermaid..i here mermaid,down ther lion..HAHAHAHA!

  • oi ni lao ma ! haha i like this part !

  • other than singtel, there are M1 and Starhub!!

  • @SlurpSilencer But Singtel is the big fish here :D

  • whats the meaning at : 1:25, i forgot

  • @DJRemixerer

    your mother, in hokkien.

  • i love the income tax part.

  • it's funny :)

  • "cos I indian what, taking over jeya raytnam!" whahahaha!!!! and "angmohs I dun tekan oredi... they already a joke..." ROFL!!!!!!!

  • its not te-cut..its "tekan"..n u got the correct meaning..:)

  • what does word "te-cut" means...he/she mentioned few times, something like doing jokes to someone right?

  • kumar states true facts in a great sarcastic manner man!!

  • hell no!!!! long live the queen!!!! XD ROFL

  • i love his jokes ! :D :D :D he's fantastic ! what event is this anyone knows ?

  • OMG!! this is really hilarious!

  • its the lee's

  • who is Jay Ratnam?

  • Ex indian sg opposition politician that passed away recently

  • shit! cant stop laughing!

  • awesome! love it!

  • I really love this! Haha

  • lol 1:46

  • This guy is making me laugh my ass off. Enthusiastic jokes. HaHaHA LOLOLOL

  • lol zzzz

  • Lol!!Two letters one repeat!!Lee....

  • I mean two alphabets

  • Lol~ 'Qmar' said it all~ XD He really said what 'we' cannot say it out loud~ XD He's the best~

  • cool man..what a cool mc...luv he/she much..lol

  • I can't download this part, only part 2 and 3 can. Any ideas where to download this part?

  • damn funny LOL

  • LoL. It's an American Express function.

  • watch it 100 times and still laughing! best joker in the world!

  • @eriz2107 haha! me too! downloaded into my phone!

  • @eriz2107 screw u russel peters is awesomer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @JUSTIFIED439 So? Big deal. He's Qmar boomzier.

  • this dude is nothing compared to russel

  • @Shanthen999 You can't compare humors of different cultures. Even if you want to say so, yes. Russell will be better since he is a professional comedian. Kumar is just an underground performer.

  • @TechnologyR0xx0rz Yeap..agreed ! xD

  • @Shanthen999 erm, nah to a singaporean/malaysian, this drag queen is 1000x funnier than russel. Because she is talking about sg/my jokes. =)

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  • @FooWeeSan

    Dude he is known for being a controversial comic. So chill out, plus it's an adult environment.

  • LOL. indian motto in life, drink,drunk,drama. so true!

  • @irissified haha totally agree

  • @irissified motherfuck ! u know what the motto of chinese its gambling , cheating , communism , prostitution , and make money ... the is the truth , I want to ask kumar who is the conman chinese or indian ? Indians work hard every second to uplift their socioeconomics. I donnow which indians you are meaning about , but im sure its maybe some singapore indians. Indians intelligence , research and development has been recognized thru out the world ! You are such an uneducated moron kumar !

  • So who control the whole singapore? (no offence but just asking)

  • @tyu852 its the lee family.prime minsiter lee and all...NO OFFENCE MEANT.

  • KUMAR IS HIGHLARIOUSSSS!!!!

  • LoLz.. damn funnY

  • gfvhjk

  • Indians FTW!!!

  • @bryant8495 ???

  • hahaha! nice one.

  • HES FKING FUNNY AHAHAHA,watch how many times also still laugh.

  • LOL."National Day Parade.. everytime the firework goes i cried, not because i'm patriotic but that's my income tax."

    ----> GREAT ONE!