Crush my Opponents Balls by Skwisgaar

[TakeMyHandSailorMan]

Who needs the dragon born when you have Skwisgarr! 

[klokateer3782]

rainbow laser beams + kickass guitar solo + dragons= AWESOME

[carom1]

I got to thinking, maybe I'm the Dragonborn, and I just don't know it yet.

[LtOin]

Crush my BATTLE opponent's balls

[thebeenie98]

AH SHIT I HOPE NATHAN ISNT THE DRAGONBORN!

[ChriosM]

This is what I thought Skyrim would be like, until I took a Bethesda to the knee.

[etherraichu]

@ChriosM What do you mean? Skyrim is about a guy who looks really cool but has no practical skills outside of what he is actively doing and ultimately has no real personality who spends his entire time demanding people show him where dragons are, while dealing with incompetent guards with exaggerated noridc accents who seem to only be able to deflecct threats through sheer numbers.

Skyrim is basically this video. Only with wood chopping, using a real axe. Skwiskgaar also has an axe.

[MrSumbody69]

@etherraichu Skyrim was a huge fucking disappointment, glitchy, buggy, terrible physic's engine, terrible main story, boring side quests. And yes the guards are only marginally funny some of the time. The only redeeming qualities was the mastery system and the graphics which i have to admit where pretty excellent. But graphics cannot always make a good game.

[NZblind]

The lava erupting at the start of the song is symbolic of me jizzin in my pants from the epicness of this shit.

[VoidmasterNX]

It's called "Crush My Battle Opponent's Balls".

[atheistspongebob]

the only way this could be any more manly is if duke nukem himself played played the pan flute alongside skwisgaar

[TheOnlyScooty]

Wish they finished this song

[mrpointynipples]

Skwisgaar used to be a Dragon Born, then he took an arrow in the knee.

[tsavonglah52922]

@mrpointynipples You are a liar! Go homes, takes a shower, and wash the shames off of you, because you suck!

[gubbikiller]

@tsavonglah52922 said like skwisgaar himself m8 \m/,

[Lilaaron0099]

See the dislikes? Thas fu*king metal

[ClintJohnHampton]

0 dislikes.

FUCK YEAH

[darkdave1998]

oh this thing crushed my ball! EEEEH i might throw up!

[XxC0RPS3MAK3RxX]

i wonder, did alexi laiho actually record this by playing? or was is just brendon smalls

[davidtherocker995]

guess skwisgaar was to much for the fake dragon

[xThatxOnexEmoxKidx]

If only you could kill dragons like that on Skyrim...

[TheLuke12Skywalker]

Skyrim totally needs a side quest were you kill dragons..........with METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Z3R01231]

The Acecombatgamertwo is a fucking faggot.

[Thatguymanpersonn]

Set Difficulty: Beginner Easy Medium Hard Expert Skwisgaar

[mithmasta2]

cool story bro it had dragons and everything

[sconover4]

@mithmasta2 Its from a line later in the episode.

[TheMaskedInsomniac]

Doesn't Skwisgaar's outfit look like Nightingales armor?

[addi333]

Skwisgaar should be a character in Skyrim and this song should be his shout! Would pay to see that :P

[oblivionfreaksssssad]

@addi333 fuck Fus Do Rah ! Crush the Balls would be his shout :D

[MrClickity]

@addi333 Better shout for Skwisgaar: "NO I'MS NOT!"

[redneckdipper1337]

Looks like he's been playing quite a bit of Skyrim.

[havvyweponsman]

skyrim.wmv

[hevghirl]

Get this guy outta here! Find me a dragon!

[thyProphecy666]

May I have the Lyrics please?

[Acecombatgamertwo]

@thyProphecy666 there are no lyrics you dumbfuck

[thyProphecy666]

@Acecombatgamertwo That's the whole point of the joke you dumbfuck ;D

[Acecombatgamertwo]

@thyProphecy666 WELL NEXT TIME COME UP WITH A BETTER JOKE YOU PEICE OF SHIT. YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD JUST CUZ YOU HAVE SIX HUNDRED SIXTY SIX IN YOUR NAME??? FUCKING LAME ASS SATAN ASS.....GO TO HELL

[thyProphecy666]

@Acecombatgamertwo Calm down dear -_- If anyone is acting hard, it would be you... I prefer a nice amount of brains over brawn anyway... at least then, evolution won't take brutes like you forward into society... And frankly, if your mentioning the whole '666' thing then, everyone has it, I mean... loads of people have it there... it is literally one of those things... and now on to 'lame ass Satan ass' well, someone loves arse don't they...

[thegrimreaper18102]

@Acecombatgamertwo Damn man who pissed in your apple juice? (Don't worry man I'm just joking with you don't get all pissy)

[MrCombineGuy]

You dont get it, they never had dragons.

Who?

The world!

Skyrims has dragons! Get me dragons!

[firebat42]

Finally, one that isn't just a picture!

[gkoelzer]

DRAGONS! get me a dragon!

[BAM0GRAM]

@OfMetalGods what one?

[BAM0GRAM]

WHY WAS THIS NOT ON THE DETHALBUMS :(

[OfMetalGods]

@BAM0GRAM its a bonus track

[bloodymoon420]

@BAM0GRAM 'cuz this song is too amazing to be on an album

[sazukininja]

one of my dethklok videos got nabbed for copyright so this video might get removed too :(

[SenganMaster]

@sazukininja Credit Metalocalypse and Adult Swim in the description.

[oldnews1991]

Ooh... this thing squished my balls! No wonder the song title is called 'Crush my Battle Opponents Balls'. LOL awesome. =)