when a stranger calls

[fuckyourcommentsxD]

lmaoo

dane cook dead O.o ? some coments say r.i.p dane cook ? lOl

[MrReply616]

Have you checked the children?

I killed the children.

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[musicislovegirl]

0:46 epic eyes!!!

[littelmisshorrer]

guy: have u checked the children

girl;no

guy:have u you checked the children

girl no why wouldi i killed them

guy: U MONSTER

[astarvballkell]

i love that the stranger dude is like an asian

[fiojam930]

keep pressing 4 it sounds like hes saying wank the children

[minidevilchica]

@fiojam930 hahaha xD why were you repeatedly hitting the number four

[countrygirl1462]

???: Have you checked the children.

Me: srry dude ull have to speak louder.

(later)

???: HAVE YOU CHECKED THE CHILDREN!!

Me: oh dude ur to late i already killed them

[AliceElizabeth2]

That's what always do. I love it when someone prank calls me, I just screw with them until they freak and hang up.

[midnightgodess2]

If I got a prank call like that It would go somehting like this.

"have you checked the children..."

"DUDE!!!! YOU CALLIN WAY TO EARLY!!! Call back in five years from now and you might actually be scary."

then I would hang up and be like "what a loser, I don't even have kids yet." then I would go have target practice of my brother's feet with a machine gun while laughing maniatically.

[mayahaya333]

have you checked the children

(then id say) WHAT KID OF PRANK CALL IS THIS FUCK YOU DUDE, AND WHY R U WHISPERING!? IM NOT!?!

[CarsInsider]

he looks asian.

[sugerdog40]

I will kill the children

I ALREAD KILLED THEM!!!!

Aw crap im in the frigin house!

[chadd990]

R.I.P. Dane Cook

[navytashigi]

@chadd990 Dane Cook is alive pal >.>

[chadd990]

@navytashigi

prove it. have him call my house and say my name, and repeat what i say. any footage of him on "live" tv could just be a recording. NWO, Illuminati! don't believe what you see on tv. the government is trying to brainwash you. unless of course... you are the government! dun dun dun.........

I repeat, RIP Dane Cook. He may not be dead, but his career is. Read between the lines.

[navytashigi]

@chadd990 his career aint death he did the vicius circle a couple months ago

[rkehoe99]

fuck the children my shift is OVER

[tortoiseshellkitty]

LOL yay, finally, I can hear what he's saying. XD

51 people asked Dane Cook if he checked the children.

I think this is one of the best videos for this audio. c:

[iloveinu2death]

Yeah...that movie was creepy!! I watched it a couple years ago!! With the girl from "Rip Girls" (Disney) and "Push" I think. But she was sooooo annoying though. She should have done what Dane said..but hey..horror movies don't work that way I suppose. *shrugs* ha ha.....that movie did give me the creeps though...especially the garage part with her friend who came to see her! AHH!! o.O So scary.

[AjGold131]

Oh My God after I watched this I was laughing for ten minutes!!!!!

[slimshdy999]

"...i killed them..."

Dane Cook is epic

[LuvYaFromChicago]

" Have you checked...THE CHILDREN?'

"I KILLED THEM"

[TheLawliet1]

what is that movie called!!!??man i just want to watch the movie but i cant find the title i mean if its called wen a stranger calls then i would be like wat!?

[JetJoxMan]

lol

"i killed them."

[TheKatie180]

this is SOOSSOSOSOSO FUNNY!!!!! :D

[rickton100]

strike 3, you're out!!!!! oh, and, look:

when the guy says "have you checked...the children?!" he's chimese. when you say 'i killed them!' he's japanese*

[MasterofDisaster1616]

50 people missed the like button,50 people dont like this, and 50 people can kiss my ass

[alipazagaful]

@ocachisu then... i could reconize the voice... (nervous laughs)

[Tuvyecholev]

it seems like he's not chinese.

[fadedlight12]

i killed them...

xD win.

[TeeHeeTeTe]

The children....

I killed back.

LOL

[ocachisu]

omg 50 people missed the like button. oh well i got nearly 500,000 views. :-)

[xKOOMIKEx]

@ocachisu wow i hate when ppl say thx for the views. thats a sign of A lil kid

[JKTCGMV13]

Have you checkkked, the children? >:)

I killed them. >:)

... 0_0 then on to stage two. >:)

[Edwardsgirlrox]

wow thats an amazing movie!!!!!! <3

And i would so do that iuf that was me! lol

[cglg1234]

i killed them! XD

[musiclover19951]

"have you checked, the children?"

"I killed them"

[mattstorm360]

>=D:have you check....the children

>=D:i killed them

O_O

[weinmj]

i love the guys face after he says "I killed them!" pause at 0:54

[julietadivabear]

You can get away with crappy pictures when you have awesome audio.

[weinmj]

I killed them!!!!!!!!!

[zachery1123]

"i killled them..." >:D

[XtraNormalVideos888]

Asian Killer...?!

[casper2598]

i <3 this vid. HALARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[121Unbreakable]

This is so funny i <3 dane cook!

[disasterXstrikes]

i killed them...! LMAO!

[claire56ful]

The wierdest thing happened when I watched that movie! I was with my boy friend and we were watching it (oviously) and someone called the home phone we picked it up dead silence so I hung up they called again some screamed and hung up I screamed while they screamed turned out it was just my brother and his girl friend playing a joke on us.

[crazycc18]

Have you checked....the children?

Dane:F*ck the children! My shift is officially over!

LOL!

Have you checked the children?

I killed them!

LOL! I ♥ DANE COOK!

[OoPiNkIsHoO]

XD!!!!!! My stomach's hurting!!!!

[2PMobsessed]

haha..omg i love this..

i watch this like everyday i get on!!

this is funny stuff..hehe

[josh513100]

that was an awesome movie

[liangryness]

other guy: have you checked the children

dane: i killed them

other guy: O.O

[Bloofan1995]

lol omg this vid is so funny XD

[fisheyboy10]

hahahahahhaha

[SingableBrianna]

:D Thats' soo Funny

Mess Back!

[evonna321]

the children ..... i kiled them ,,, i could not breath!!!

[OoPiNkIsHoO]

I know!! XD

[ealvarou111]

@evonna321 same

[ddcfreak666]

omfg i crapped my pants

[933me]

dude the person calling looks asian

[sic666maggot]

haha ^_^ wewt

[summer1girl2]

If thaat weree me I'dd be liike "fuck the children! my shift is officially over!" LMFAO =]

[blueharvest00]

lol rofl have you check the childeren i killed them lololoolololol dane cooks the best

[xPurpleSlurpiix]

Lmao "fuck the children, my shift is over!"

xD hilarious!

[Takemehere1]

bahaha "fuck the children, my shift is officially over!"

"i killed them."

[GothicxChickx2xLuv]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Doggirl22221]

DANE: i killed the children!

STRANGER: O___O

[narutofanmade]

**** the children.

[raphaTHEmaskweeka]

lol i killed them xD

[hidan12341]

after i saw that movie i called my frind and was like have you cheked the children and he seid i killed them i was just like wtf

[benthebabe88]

@hidan12341 what movie is it?

[ErinHunter100]

"hed be like cheak the children.then i would be like i killed them"LOL

[DeFtBlA]

No one ever seen the movie.. the caller is Asian.. so hes not being racist .

[weejer32]

your racist

[jamesbw007]

the guy that says''have you checked the children'' looks asian,dude,thats racist.

[bigdcowboys01]

why is it racist that just because someone draws an asian? not like he wrote any racist comments above the picture. so if someone is asian does that make them racist?

[amyengelke]

Its not racist dude... just because the drawing 'looks' like an asian... its not actually insulting in anyway! its just a drawing! calm down dude!

[ocachisu]

jamesbw007, with that kind of thinking then drawing the white guy is racist too. that means anyone i draw is racist. just calm down, we're all equal i'm not being racist, the asian could've been black, muslim, enlgish, dane cook is funny no matter who i use.

[ThisIsSmarta1]

@ocachisu "black, muslim, enlgish"

Assuming that you mean 'English', all three of those are different things. Let me run through them individually. 'Black' refers to a race of people with a dark shade of skin. 'Muslim' is a religion. 'English' is a nationality. To show that a person is Muslim or English would be stereotyping - arguabley a form of racism. In that sense, saying that you could have shown them to be such makes you racist.

Dane Cook is terrible at comedy, and is not funny.

[LadyMumble]

@ocachisu seriously what does this have to do with being racist???

its just a freakin little entertainment. chill.

[sic666maggot]

Are you THAT ignorant? Holy fucking christ, you're worse than niggers.

[Lordteren3]

ur a fucking cocksucker..lmao dumb fuck "he looks asain" oooh haha wow holy shit call the fucking cops the stick figure appeared asian dumb cunt

u and people like u are wats wrong with this world. stop complaining about racism and be a man

[powerwolf901]

@jamesbw007 your racist

[jamesbw007]

@jamesbw007 ok i wasnt the one who wrote this, my sisters friends hacked into my side and wrote down crappy comments like this, i apologuise for any harm dealt

[bakuraluver234]

"i will kill, the childeren"

"i already killed them"

"oh... well my work here ish done. ^-^"

[powerwolf901]

@bakuraluver234 LOL

[bakuraluver234]

@powerwolf901 XD IKR?

[powerwolf901]

@bakuraluver234 YEAH!XD

[sailorsweetart]

hahaha "the children..."

"yea, i killed them." Then the stranger is like WTF?

[UnexplainableBrandee]

Well no shit he says right at the begining

'you know in that movie "when a stranger calls" the girl keeps anwsering the phone'

Fucking tard-ass. Lol

[sic666maggot]

bahahahaha

[spideyrockz4ever]

where is this from again? like what, it's not Vicious Circle

[HauntingRabit123]

its dane cook!

[spideyrockz4ever]

I know that, but which episode was it? Harmful When Swallowed

btw, by episode I mean the actual gig, er...what do you call a comedian's act?

[HauntingRabit123]

@spideyrockz4ever i think you call it a skit and yes its from harmful when swallowed...I think

[Disturbediruka]

"Harmful when swallowed"

that's what she said..

[clarinetist111]

i think it's from When a Stranger Calls. well it's from the thing with the teenage babysitter and she was trapped in the hosue with the kids.

[sic666maggot]

Hey you fucking think so? HEY EVERYONE, we have a genius here.

[DontStopBelieving101]

"Have you checked......the children?"

"I killed them"

ahahhaha,

[HauntingRabit123]

wierdo.have you checked the children

dane.I kiled dem!

[ThoseNerdyWeirdos]

"Have you checked . . . the children?"

"Yah, they're dead, thanks for asking.^^"

"O-O;"

[addikted2dance]

omggg i soo love dis video

i wood mess wit dem back too i love when random ppl call i confuse da hell outta dem es funny

[FIREYICEangel]

I would totaly do that to some one I KILLED THEM XD rotflmao

[iDeStInYxs]

have the u checked..THE CHILDREN?

Me: BITCH DEY DEADDD :D

[RSDGproductions]

so true

[021cookies]

I think he said shiFt

[datanamiyo]

LMAO!! "My shits officialy over!" XD

Haha now that I think about it, Im gonna start messing back when somebody prank calls!

[woofwoofyoyo]

"Have you checked..the children?"

"God damnit man, It's hard to go to the botom of a lake!"

[thecool14]

fuken asian lol

[theangelofthewind]

omg this is too funny someone asked me if i checked on the childen i would be like go check ur own fucking kids and stop worrying about other people for all u know ur kids could be getting raped by fucking barney!!

[TheEWFederation]

"have u checked......the CHILDREN?"

"i KILLED THEM!"

fucking hilarious. lmao i almost died when i first watched it.

[M1ndGraffiti]

i just love when after i watch a video i go down and see everybody's comments and i find that people are quoting the very video i just watched. but with their own little "LOL's" or "xD". sarcasm.

[Bloom1933]

i was eatin sunflower seeds! i choked soo badly .......

"Have you checked.... the CHILDREN? F*** the Children... my shifts over...! "

[dukenukem4lifeyo123]

NO SPEEKY ENGLISH, seriously? Not funny.

[legolaza]

lol have you checked........the children id be like i killed them HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[hellkitty92]

the children, the children

i killed them! lol!

this guys is awesome!

[cooleah9000]

LMAO

[luzy8127]

hey i was eatin cookies wen i saw dis den i started 2 choke no lie butt dis wuz funny

[boredumking]

omg xD i was eating pasta n i almost choked 2 xD

[x0purpleconversex03]

I <3 This!!!!!!!!!

[iloveyouchocolate101]

LMFAO i killed them

[WhatTheFuckItsRyan]

hahahahahahahahaha!!! thats funny!

[dromip]

lol

[shaegurl123]

lol i killed them i would say that!!!!!

[bjhivstar66]

teh guy was like wtf after dane cook said i called them LOL

[Kangri1618]

he said "I killed them"

[mimitheechidna]

have you checked... the CHILDREN?

I KILLED THEM!! XD

[thefinger123]

LOL **** the children my shift is officially over

[MomOf3CutiesPies]

triangular mouths.......

[mantis1jim]

dane:i killed them

guy:O_O what?

LMAO

[Topdoggie7]

I killed them.

I would totally say something like that.

[MomOf3CutiesPies]

have you checked... the children... i would be like

i killed them...

[evan669]

wow, it is in the fucking title of the video

[YoOrK213]

The Movie is Called When a stranger calls xD i watchjed yesterday xD

[Nahanna14]

Me and my friend get into so much trouble in class because we laugh our asses off at Dane cook. Great facial expression at the end by the way

[rollingrampage7]

lol

[EdwardCullenGirl2014]

LOL!!!! Im LMFAO!!!

[cmillsinva]

whats that at the end. i have NEVER heard anyone ever call him dan

[TheTwitterflychick]

have u checked the children? I banged em. XD nh nah have u checked the shildren? i killd them. XDXDXD luv it

! fuck the children, my shift if officially over

[cgsmitherine3]

have u checked on your wife

I RAPED HER

[JamesBond2777]

"Fuck the children...my shift's officially over." LOL

[AnimeMuch]

This is so awesome!! XD If you could, could you send me the file to the audio? If you still have it that is since it was up in 2006 :3

[masonpawnsall]

have you checked on the house

I BURNED IT DOWN

[lolabunny41378]

lol

[HuenRox]

Epic

[dragondrawer30]

hey i dunno who put bad comment on the last one that wuz my profile but that wasn't me it was my cuz he was messin around on my laptop while i was gone. k

[malakismani]

hahahahahaha :D

that is funny :D

[heyestgirl]

that was good have u checked the children? i killed them ......II

[SuperShadowlover]

the children!!id be like I KILLED THEM!!!!LOL

[swagg101567]

lmao..Bixcth'zz

[rasengan380]

the entire time i was watching this movie i quoted this...! lol!

[KittieKatGrl]

my friend domonicque told me this like 3 years ago and ow i finally found out rom where!

[nightlyguy781]

nice drawings for on a computer

[giant648]

Have you checked the children.

I KILLED THEM! LOL!!!

[party195g]

i woulda been like come get me son of a bitch ill let u kill em 4 5 bucks a child

[hockeydudeguy789]

have u checked the children?

i woulda been like **** the children!

LMAO!!!

[BlackbirdRiverclan]

1L58 LOL

[72ownu]

lol I KILLED THEM! I_I

[Daywalkers889799]

Lmaoo! Fuck the children! XDDD

[yaoigirl1408]

I don't believe I have ever laughed that hard at a Youtube video XD

[Itysgosdahshit]

lmfao I loved his face LOL I laughed so hard it's like thats a real situation and he's like I killed them then the killers like ohhh

[7oxicAvenGer]

lmfao at 0:54 his like

woot? O.o? HAX? XD!!! NIce man 5*

[DABR0K3NH3ART3DG1RL]

lamo dat was awesome