Ross Noble - Randomist Encore Part 1/3

[HeavensOfMetal]

Eternal life with a possible chance of NIRVANA! Woah, I have to become a Buddist (Or however you spell it) if they get all the good bands when the die.

[djmoony1]

' i won a toaster' haha i can't stop laughing

[theunusualsuspectstv]

he looks a little like jason lee

[GreatWhiteBrowFilms]

@theunusualsuspectstv Are we looking at the same person? Looks nothing like him.

[theunusualsuspectstv]

@GreatWhiteBrowFilms in Jason Lee's opld stuff he does a little but now that i have had another look maybe not lol

[xRebecca123x]

See how the biscuit snaps! XD

[Ashl3yRul3s]

going to see him this October can't bloody wait ^^

[Traitorfish]

"Apple - not an orange" actually makes quite a lot of sense, if you keep "apples and oranges" in mind. It just kind of falls down because it assumes that you are keeping that in mind, all the time, as, apparently, the caller in question does.

[GreatWhiteBrowFilms]

@Traitorfish True, but if Ross were to say that, it would ruin the joke. Fair point though.

[Projectrez]

@Traitorfish lol yeah it would work as an answer but it still sounds stupid when you think about it.

[WonderlandPirate]

@hello123423hi I didn't say it was a perfect description (they are after all still fruit), I just meant it wasn't as terrible as Ross said it was.

[Vivithewhite]

It keeps you warm in winter! hahaa

[pacosaidso]

@Vivithewhite Is it a hamster?! Yes it is!

[WonderlandPirate]

Not an orange isn't as illogical as it sounds. It makes it fairly clear that it's a fruit, and an apple is hardly an unlikely one for them to guess.

[Random22222y]

@WonderlandPirate True, but it's still random! :-)

[ontherush77]

I want to be this man's child

[xRebecca123x]

I'd love to meet him he's a legend! :D

[MarkAtherton]

...me and my wife killed a man!

[Random22222y]

I always laugh at the guy who goes "Fetch it out!"

[09enixon]

I've met this man. Hugged him. :) Truly an absalute genius!

[PitchforkSally]

@09enixon im jealous. so so so so so so so so so ever so jealous!!!!

[artstar2006]

see how the biscuit snaps.

hahahaha

[sakib1990]

I love the bit where he says "Not an orange"

Is it a polystyrene effige of ayatollah khomeini?

[artstar2006]

me and my wife killed a man

fucking gold

[Gellis2009]

Ross noble cracks me up. Love that funny little bugga. He actually does make it all up as he goes along doesnt he lol

[captainantlad]

I met him while riding on my unicycle, it was hilarious

[TwistedxxTransistor]

absolutley pissed myself at 6.38 - 6.58.

"av won a toasta!"

[mancuniangurl]

I met him!!!! and gave him a hug

[sHiMmYTheNomad]

joke ruin: why would they use fine slices of turnip for meat on the face when the point of it was to ward of vegans -_- wouldnt work

[Projectrez]

that is just fucking insane

[MechanicalxAngel]

My dream is like, him and Eddie Izzard on the same scene. I'd fucking orgasm right away and die.

[littleNorwegians]

You and me both, buddy.

[bellowheadfan]

High five.

[rockettmeister]

YES

[8ashtraygirl8]

How about them in the same scene orgasming?

[hypergoth]

dont even go there :)

[MechanicalxAngel]

DO go there. Ross already kissed a boy, why not a transvestite?

*giggles*

[ALittleGothicGirl]

"You Have AIDS" XD

I laughed so hard over that

[TokyoPink08]

I actually did that once when i was having a meal with my family in a restaurant. I expected it to get huge laughs, but everybody just went silent...

[HaganeNoRenkinjuts]

that's awsome xD!!!

[greatrebellion]

I'm seeing him in April :D!

[bellowheadfan]

I am seeing him tomorrow night!

[greatrebellion]

My friend saw him in Plymouth and said he was amazing. How did you find him?

[bellowheadfan]

I cried with laughter 5 times, he was so amazing a bought a shirt! Trust me, you won't be disappointed. :D

On a random note his hair is thicker.

[greatrebellion]

Ohh fantastic! I can't waiiittt.

His hair is thicker? Wow, fame has really gone to his head.

[greatrebellion]

Haha saw him last night, you were right i really wasn't dissapointed. He was so so good.

Didn't notice the hair so much though...

[OMFGSEXYNESS]

"HOW'S YOUR MOM?!" lol?

[fitziGRIN]

I'm seeing this legend next may and I cannot wait :D

x

[choudboywill]

me tooo in cardiff!!! cant wait!

[NicholasVrakasis1]

nice sound lag =P but funny

[OMFGSEXYNESS]

lol @ the dessert part bout the buddhists

[xPurpleShadowsx]

Ooh, I'm going to see him in April as well :P

In newcastle ;)

[bellowheadfan]

March in Kings Lynn. :D

[nickd5th]

the limp sync goes out a bit there lol

[simodasink]

m8 he's doin a whole tour He must b goin 2 Newcastle!! Get on his website!

[littlelaurabenson]

haha too right man!

:D i cant wait :D got front row seats & the lot!!!!

[littlelaurabenson]

haha kewl where yi comin from?

[littlelaurabenson]

Carlisle! NORTHwest england :)

[littlelaurabenson]

going to see him in april :D:D

WOOO! haha

[NotPrettyInPinkTwo]

ROFL.

At the "you have aids" bit.

xD

Love Ross <3

[iamnotapie]

he had some momentum that night i loved this DVD!!!

[lurocks89]

"its not an orange"

omg i was litterally cryin with laughter at that!! =]]]]

[larshans15]

youll hamster bastards! xD

is it not mise that eat cheese? yeah, but you know rodents, theyre all the same xD

[stitcha123]

its actually 'thats the way the cookie crumbles'. hes such a poor comedian to make a mistake like that. lol, nah, noble is a legend cant wait to see him live sometime

[jeshkahh]

"anyone from Cramlington (sp?) in?"

*cheers*

"yeah, just glad to be out of the house, probably"

love you ross

<3

[h8karz]

wats with that outfit.

[ledimsk]

He's come as the A-Team van

[elevateyourmind]

he's profession is a ninja

[siris87]

HAHAHAHA

[consuelaiscool]

@ledimsk i thought it was go faster stipes

[WhiteyluvsHugh]

You hampster bastards

[connonnoc]

now that s a nicea video....HAY FAYVE! :D

[8t11i93m]

'Ken Hom, he said the Magic Words, I've won a toaster'

You have AIDS! lol

[Rynor]

How, son, fetch it out.

[donorleone]

he'll never be the funniest comedian purely because he improvises which is the hardest stuff to do, but hes dam good at it, ever seen ricky gervais try to improvise? not good

[fro23n]

He's improved something which he's improved before - the Little Chef sketch, off the randomist live in Stoke show

[Scorpicus]

This is the encore of the Stoke show, as far as I'm aware.

[Arimea]

It's filmed in Newcastle, its the home gig ^^

[Arimea]

Nope deffo Newcastle, the hecklers have geordie accents lol. And he does complain about the people at his home gig leaving faster, its the same tour but I'm sure it's Newcastle

[Pulp19]

Noble shits all over Gervais.

[Neogothic]

"that's a bit of a blow for the buddists, isn't it!?"

[MrJesus666]

ross is the best all other comidieans stick to a speach type thing, his show changes all the time.

[BENGUY91]

this guy is great

[billabong1299]

how does he think of all this stuff improvisationalally!?

[Demonarrows]

probably the same way u came up with that word

[billabong1299]

yup probs .. sry for the extra 'ally'.

but seriously, hes great.

[LeopardPrintPumps]

AHAHAHAHAHA a little bit of wee just came out (:

[Rynor]

How son, fetch it out!

[2349DF]

''What i didnt know that riding a unicycle round the streets of cranlington was tantamount to tatooing please kick the living shit outta me on your face'' XP

[Projectrez]

funniest man ive ever come across

[hobbolufc]

lol u have aids!!! glitter tears. fucking piss funny

[BarfBurt]

"dam you little chef"

[fezgamer]

funny thats exactly my reaction every time i eat there.

Ross is a legend cant wait to go see him on tour next year.

[gpenglim]

me neither

[AMYAMY5678]

i've won a toaster

i love this man

he is an actual genius

[saneupert]

"Oh"

"wot?"

"you have AIDS!"

God i didn't stop laughin for like 10 minutes. Quite blatantly the funniest man on the planet!

[slapnpopbass]

You can't compare Dane Cook with Ross Noble.

[spidermanboy000]

obviously i'm from America

[slapnpopbass]

Yeah, well so am I.

Ross Noble is still lightyears better than Dane Cook.

[spidermanboy000]

no Dane Cook is so much better but i still like Ross Noble.....

[ANDYphoenix1993]

"snap the biscuit!"

he is the funnist stand up in europe

MAYBE THE WORLD!! :D

[nginethemba]

Thanks so much for uploading this! Lurve him. <3

[Projectrez]

watched his noblism last night at the vue and it was FOOOOOOOKIN HALERIOUS!

[sarahhatesplasticppl]

woo, i saw his nobleism larger than live last ight, hes so good

[Cumacku]

Saw him in Manchester last night. Absolutely hilarious as ever

[slapnpopbass]

God, I love British comedy. Ross Noble rules.

[80Shockey]

Nothing like I little Ross in the morning=9 this is brilliant

[xspudxV2]

IT KEEPS YE WARM IN WINTAH!

[xspudxV2]

Yo, I left you a comment asking for this vid but I found it. ^^

[xspudxV2]

BAH! Wrong person, I keep getting this wrong. -_-

[19nimrod93]

Is it worth buying Randimist DVD? coz i heard that 2 of the discs have crap sound quality

[ledimsk]

I wouldn't say CRAP sound quality, it is still very listenable. I suppose it could irritate some people but you could also get used to it.

Besides, i found it cheap enough to be a single disc set, so its not like your even spending that much extra for extra 3 discs.

[19nimrod93]

cheers. i probably will buy it

[LinzyPinzy]

hey....i love this, ross noble by far my fav comedian. got tickets to see him in october in liverpool, can't wait :D

xxx

[Silentjackal]

Wallsend here, not to far.

[andyxrunescapex]

lmao i live near cramlington

[flakelorenz02]

Heh me too, well realatively

[Cheesyparsnip]

mine's a bit delayed too, it got that way about 2 or 3 minutes into it

[cheekymonkey2157]

HAHA!

OUT SON! FETCH IT OUT!

lol

[ps2gether]

Got tickets for sept 25 in cardiff. Dead centre 7 rows up.

[ledimsk]

you'd better be looking foreward to it...

[mrsjones89]

me too. dunno wat seat tho. cant wait!!

[manicpanda]

sound was delayed for me too. Was fine at the start but as it went on it got more and more delayed.

[Moonlightnights]

the sound isnt delayed.

it was fine on my computer sorry mate sounds like yours is fucked :)

x

[Deancky]

is it just my comp or is the sound delayed ( his mouth moves after he says the word )

[ledimsk]

its very possible, i've had problems ripping this.... i cbf fixing it, sorry.

you could try closing your browser and loading it again

[Deancky]

cheers it doesnt bother me cause the Comedy is still there but was just hoping my computer wasnt fucked lol

[ST3W234]

i want to know what he got for christmas =0

[ledimsk]

Watch the next video then!

[gailweiss]

didnt he do that 'you only live once' thing another time?

[Drakulbites]

Yeah, when he did a show in Regent Park.

[ansar333]

put part 3 up man

[DAVEDONGA1989]

ROFL he's a legend

[Gleavo90]

LMFAO!! ross noble is KING!! love it!!

[HuGaEmO]

why the fuck has he got go faster stripes

[ledimsk]

Apparently he's come as the A-Team van!

[ickleoli]

Well done for ripping a heckle used first in HIS gig at carlisle. Nicely copied!

[ledimsk]

.... I know i ripped it off.... I have the DVD don't I? Ross mentioned it at the start of one of his shows on this DVD. I wasn't trying to call it my own...

[feder11]

This video is fucked up, it way out of sync!!

[zincoxide13]

Bloody crap

very... very... very... CRAP

Bloody crapBloody crapBloody crapBloody crapBloody crapBloody crapBloody crapBloody crapBloody

[ledimsk]

wow, first negative comment, i feel special now...

[plugindave]

I got the full DVD, it rules!

im seeign him in salisbury the day before my birthday in october!

get inN!

[wackojacko708]

yay thankyou thankyou thankyouuu xD love itt.. now PLEASE upload the next part. please, its very important to me to see the next one. yeah im cheap and i could get the actual dvd but this is why youtube is so great ! im a lazy sod. but thanks for this so far !

[eagerbeaverau]

This guys a legend haha also he seems to walk in circles alot lol

[theownerofu]

I love this guy, he's just so random it's unreal.

[mattmakins]

Ive got the full DVD it is bloody awesome!

The owl is the best!

[Emperorderf]

does anyone else viewin this have the sound out of sync with the video?? its still awsome though!!

[ledimsk]

Part two is now uploaded!

[Jewlzeh]

UPLOAD THE RESTTTT. D:

[Shepsey]

pls upload the next 2 bits :D

please? :)

[rjbrose]

yeah, tight fucking bastards! actualy i need to purchase said item...

[MattKirklandSSNT]

Buy the bloody dvd you tight bastards !!!

[crazygungan0]

Its great but please can you put up the other parts? I still don't know what it was he got at Christmas!

[saneupert]

a cork notice board...sorry if I ruined it for you

[crazygungan0]

The comment I did was months ago. There was about 2-3 weeks between part 1 and part 2 being put up.

[becky18x]

is there any chnce you could upload the part where he does and impressions of fiddy comin onot the stage and runs round in circles? i love that part!

[DLang2006]

excellent

[MaserLaser]

Oh no!

I mean, it ended just as he was going to tell us what he got !

[ledimsk]

I'm sorry about not posting the other parts yet, I'm having some technical difficulties... plus, I'm lazy!

[Drakulbites]

Do you have the other 2 parts?

[ledimsk]

Indeed I do! It's just a matter of finding a good time to upload them, I've only got slow upload speed and I can't do it when other people are using the internet. Hopefully , I will have part 2 up within 24 hours.

[Drakulbites]

I'll keep an eye out for it. Youtube must be a nightmare for you to watch lol.