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  • Er... I guess a plant could grow in a lung? Carbon dioxide does get in there, lung has some water n nutrients, but I assume it's a plant that needs very little light...?

  • OD'ing on fruit and veggies? something us americans will never do...

  • came here thrue fluffeetalks, but this sucks...

  • more like"seedling in lung" not a tree!

  • 3 bottles of voldka is just a start...oh wait I am Russian you guys crack me up. I don't drink every day but never found a point where I get sick, never had a hang over, the most i have drank is a gallon in six hours. good luke keeping up. muah loves you

  • @kickdown86 It's any culture that doesn't drink liquor with a high sugar content. I never get sick or hungover i'm canadian i just drink whiskey preferably rye. If you drink to much sugary garbage your bound to get sick.

  • russia #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I HATE THIS GUY HE'S INSULTING OF THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD HE'S AN AIHOLE!!!

  • @MrVeggie247 ai-hole???

  • dam i just love hearing you guys say fuck lol don't ask me why i just never expect it

  • 0:28. LOL! " What the fuck is that?"

  • lol, so they took out the lung?

  • why does all freaky stuff happen in Russia?

  • moral of the story?  vodka does, indeed, cure all problems.

  • How would they take his lung out like that and reconnect it. Honestly, did he survive?

  • I love the awkward pause at 0:26 and how she asks if you could see it, in case you were unable to see the video you were watching.

  • This is taking "being one with nature" to a whole other level.

  • i can drink four bottles of vodka

  • @MDM781 Can you lend me 1 of those?

  • THIS Is Why You Should'nt Smoke Weed Hahaha

  • @07liberian uhm what?

  • @MissZalternative Get It? He Smoked So Much Weed He Had A Tree Growing Out Of His Lung Get It?

    Ah Fuck You That Was Funny Hahaha

  • Let's all show this video to every vegetarian we kind find.

  • Hello its not tv dummy

  • the broccoli was probably a fungus, not sure about the tree though.

  • thats not amazing, that is freaking scary

  • vodkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aa~!

  • I don't know how those two put up with each other.

    They're both on completely different planes of

    intelligence

    humor

    personality

    I'm surprised it's lasted this long.

  • lol

  • Russians are gonna have glass bottles grow outta their feet an Mexicans Marijuana plants

  • Why are they able to swear on TV? Tree in your lung and Broccoli in your foot? Thats....disgusting -_- Whys are they insulting the Russians?

  • @BloodyFlesh626 Cause its not T.V. It's on Sirius radio i believe, they just record it for youtube.

  • Russians are Awesome!

  • you have to see Russian truck drivers .... they get Vodka enemas just not to get caught by police while they are driving.

  • russians also live forever

  • The names Harold......

  • uhhhh.....That is uhhhh.. Not a word.. Now now now dont eat trees!

  • "Russians are durable!"

  • a nother reason not 2 go VEGAN

  • lolz maybe he was trying to grow weed in his lung but got a differet tree intead :P

  • @RawrAMPLol hahahaha:D

  • In Soviet Russia, tree grows YOU!!

  • @ChrisTripp lmao

  • @ChrisTripp in sovjet norway ur a faggot

  • @2fulasnubbar Well you're a faggot regardless of where you're visiting.

  • @ChrisTripp oh my god, im gonna cry

  • @2fulasnubbar Get a room you two. :)

  • @SlimySnail44 ikr :D

  • Its funny how there saying vodka solves all problems like the guy jumping off a 5 story building but really its true, if he would have done that while sober he would have got an adreniline rush and tensted up like a rock and broke every bone in his body, when your drunk you just go with it and flop around, i heard your less likley to die in a car accedent if your drunk.

  • @TheInfamousCanadian

    Sure your most likely to die in a car accident if your drunk. But just think that if you weren't fucking drinking there might not be accident. And if they weren't drunk while jumping off a building, they might actually think "Wait a minute, why the fuck do I want to jump off a builing?!?!?!"

    So you might not die in a car accident if your drunk, that doesn't mean the person you hit won't, and I would rather die then kill someone.

    Just saying.

  • lmfao 0:23 What the Fuck is that. haha joker

  • He's Russian, anything could have happened to him while under the power of their water (Vodka).

  • The guy prolly inhaled the seed not swallowed it.

  • i think it's fake...

    how could it survive without sunlight and nutrients from soil?

  • @AudreysVlog nutrients from the lungs and fluids... and seed grow in the ground those were just roots

  • The lung was the soil and it survived off the nutrients that the guys ate that were in the lung. Plants can grow without sunlight just not for long.

  • Your blood has copious amounts of nutrients, sugars, and oxygen, Audrey.

    Think before you comment.

  • @DietBroccoli and what about light for photosynthesis....

  • @navnig : Do you know the purpose of photosynthesis? To create food for the plant. As I stated, your body has plenty of sugar already in it. It's not a stretch of the imagination to believe that a plan could feed off you in the same way a parasite does.

  • LOL what the FUCK is tht

  • it kind of looks like a large stick of rosemary stuck in the lung

  • Looks like a pine twig wrapped in mystery meat.

  • People don't understand, to grow, a tree has needs just like any plant, it needs water, sunlight. What probably happened is the tree dude had some injury and a small amount of a plant broke off of something and through his injury, the plant got inside and attached to the lung.

    Sorry to ruin your lives believers, but it is not possible to have anything besides tumors grow in your body. Just like Mraajdar has said.

  • "it is not possible to have anything besides tumors grow in your body."

    Promise me you'll never get a woman pregnant.

  • hahaha! nice...

  • @Gomess Who the hell said that?

  • Yes, that's a good theory too, but I'm sticking with badass Russian forcing that thing up his nostril.

    I could consider a badass Russian stabbing him with a pine stick and part of it broke off, got attached to his lungs and he didn't notice when he removed the rest of it...

    But I'm not even considering any theory that doesn't involve a badass Russian lol

    If you have any other theory for me to consider let me now, until then: pine needle up his nose, "final" answer lol

  • first of all: trees need sunlight...think about that for a minuet then post your opinion...

    Second of all: tree needs water? did he somehow put water in his lungs on purpous? no...you would drown..

  • You are so dumb!!! Trees get sunlight when they get out of the ground and grow leaves! Lungs have lots of moisture, the human body is made up of around 75% water. You dumb moron!

  • WTF are you joking? Trees dont need sunshine, they start growing in the ground! and sunshine is useless to a tree without leaves. You dumb fuck

  • these presenters are bloody awful

  • fuck off! They are fucking funny! loser!

  • He swallowed a fucking pine needle...

  • If he had swallowed a pine needle it would had ended up in his stomach, not his lung

    To swallow something that big and end up in his lungs... I don't think that's possible...

    I say some badass Russian put that thing up his nose as a warning or something lol

  • You have to swallow, technically, to get down the second pipeline in the human body to get to the lungs. It's how you drown. You breathe in water till you die. Maybe he got hit with something and swallowed and it went down the wrong pipe and got attached to his lung.

  • $10 says he was drunk.

  • lmao true

  • @Defenestrationed lol he was.

  • its true im a ma and ive seen where kids have left beans in their noses and not told mom and it sprouts because its moist

  • Since TYT is covering this, I'm sure the fact that a tree was growing in this man's lungs is the Republicans' fault :P

  • this is true stort..ge breathed in a seed...

  • castro- not ADORABLE... DURABLE... Why would they say Adorable?

  • a stupid line

    ~>RUSSIANS ARE ADORABLE!

    pHsyCo

  • Russians are awesome

  • fake

  • this isnt fake its a real story

  • I grew up in a tree ...house

  • holy shit, if that was true...thats crazy!

  • It just looks like pine tree needles. Maybe he took a bite out of his Christmas tree.

  • so he breathed in a seed?

  • Kid you stupid slow or dumb? You can kill him a stupid fucking kid look at you, don't even know the human body has 2 lungs.

  • wow!

  • that's fucking disgusting.

  • what the fuck is that

  • his lung is out of his body but i think u can live with one lung... i mean, u can live with one kidney!

  • wtf is that, lmfao!!

  • Is he dead? Because his lung is outside of his body in the picture.

  • you have 2 lungs?

  • Are you kidding? Yes you have two lungs....

  • Russians are some tough bastards, I've give them that.

  • i read that wrong, thought it was in his ass

  • How does sunlight get into your lungs?

  • That's what I thpught at first!

  • if you drink sunny D really fast. you know? like when you suck down water or something too fast and it makes you cough. sunny D

  • maybe he tans everyday in a tanning bed :P

  • lol dumbasses. Swallow a seed? That goes in your stomach then.

    This could only happen if he inhaled a seed. Not swallow.

  • it went throuh his nose he didnt eat it u tarted?

  • I guess you are retarded. I said he inhaled it, and that he did not eat it. Your calling me retarded for saying the exact opposite of what you said I commented.

    I said he inhaled it. NOT eat it. Shows how retarded I am, dumb ass.//

  • eee just to let you know ... the nose and the mought has the same hole ( by the wait je sé ke jécrit mal en anglais)

  • things that go through your mouth go to your lungs too sometimes, your wrong

  • wtf is that lol

  • thats y im afraid 2 eat watermelons and other fruits with small seeds

  • Evolution Baby!

  • yeah...i gotta admit..i reckon its the vodka..makes you russian so tough

  • Thank you^^! No wonder I have a high pain tolerance.

  • Yea, if you swallow something it usually makes its way to your lungs. Clever girl x)

  • The respiratory system and the digestive system could only join in the larynx area... he would have noticed it, I think

  • Some amazing shit...lmao

  • holy shit!

  • Oh, and I bet that the guy who jumped out of the building drank so much alcohol, that the fluids in his blood stream cushioned his fall.

  • You can see that the tree adapted to grow in his lungs... It had almost no green, and seemed to implant itself inside of the lung tissue... I'm somewhat surprised his immune system didn't kill him after having something like that inside of him.

  • lol

    "... what the fuck is that?"

  • Genetic Modified Organism seeds, Monsanto! The pollen is mutated other trees and vegetation, but you don't know it and they do. He who controls foods, controls the future!

  • my friend ur on on crack

  • People like you who close their eyes and act like nothing is going on. I bet you didn't know that you are probably eating cloned meat now huh? FDA approved it not too long ago. Oh by the way.. yes I'm on crack. Your Mom's tight crack you beyotch! LOL!!

  • We dont have cloned meat here! you fools! hahah!

  • FLufee talks taked bout dis

  • he should grow weed in his lungs.

  • LOL, Russians.

  • im surrised it not the jews..lol awesome jews..lol..(//_^)

  • lmao 'yea, wat is problem'

  • how the fuck did they get out without harming the guy!?

  • Did you see the clip where the journalist asked Artyom Sidorkin if he could see the post-op scarring on his chest? Artyom couldn't leave quick enough.

    Where is the follow-up to this, the inevitable BBC documentary?

    This is unquestionably an April Fool's hoax.

  • true it might be a joke

  • What is problem?

  • Lungs = air

    inhaling = air

    seeds in air + inhaling = seeds in lung

    Grade schoolers could even understand, the man was COUGHING BLOOD and then went to the hospital

  • the fat guy on the left is annoying me.

  • holy fuck u are a shit head why did u post it it is not funny omg

  • He inhaled it... He didn't eat it you stupid slut...

  • is that a hunk of his lung?

  • are you really hopeless enough for club penguin money (which doesnt really benefit you except in a fictitious game) to post comments to videos that will annoy the heck out of people?

  • these guys are dumb asses

  • where do you think it got the light for its growth???

  • you are truly uneducated, aren't you?

  • ITS OFFICIAL!!! You are more of an idiot than GWB... Torture and wire tapping isn't illegal... Korematsu v US, ruled that some civilian rights may be deprived during states of emergancy. This police action (war on terror) is reason enough to wire tap and torture, even though i feel it shouldn't happen. Ohh and about point 2, give him some god damn time, 100 days in office and you expect every one of our nations problems to be solved? BTW, this isnt a war it is a police action....

  • WTF is this shit??? Faggot TV?

  • TYT sucks.

  • A tree need CO2 (it can get that in a lung) H2O (it cant get that) SUN (it cant get that)

    so it cant grow.

  • It depends what kind of plant

  • Excuse me?

    Of course you can get water in your lungs! It's moist in there! And I know I study vet-medicine.

    And plant don't obligatorily need sunlight, the only thing that changes is that they grow really slowly and are bleek (sunrays energy needed to "activate" the pigments)

    Oh and plants also need O2...but obviously they can get that^^

  • .. exactly! and especially this kind of tree!

    these (sorry, i don't know the english name of it, but in danish it's "Grantræ") trees doesn't need a huge amount of sunlight. They're specially build to grow at the most northern places on the earth - like scandinavia, greenland, canada, russia.. so they're used to not getting that much sun.

    my conclusion: yes! this could actually be true!

  • also, my statement before, it was just out of germination process which doesn't require any sun light, so yes possible. Not probable, but possible non-the-less.

  • but it did freaky

  • Check out the bottom of the "tree'' no roots. This is just a branch off a fir tree take good look.

  • I was thinking about this and I think it`s branch!

  • I agree with you 100% I am not even sure that this is a human lung. But I am sure that its not growing in the lung. It may have been aspirated.

  • sucks how it was a fir

  • damn now i'm scared

  • would it grow? plants need photosynthesis to live so it would probably either die quickly or not grow at all

  • if you read this you die tonight

    There was guy named james who was told if you say

    bloody mary three times in the dark in a bathroom you die.

    So he tried it he was found dead a hour later in the bathroom. Post on 5 other videos or die

  • hey i have sum swamp land i wanna sell to your niave dumb ass

  • I would have been happy if I was the guy.

    "What? A tree? Wait... That means I don't have cancer!"

  • Well,the funny thing is that the guy who had the tree on his lungs was relieved that it wasn't cancer at all. Lol,but sure,cancer is waaaay worser than having a tree on your lungs.

  • 'What the fuck is that?' haha

  • fyi,if he swallowed it,it would be growing in his stomach...he had to breathe it in for it to grow in his lung.

  • nah it wouldnt grow in his stomach, the seed wouldve been digested

  • true..she slipped up in the vid. n said it grew in his stomach

  • those reporters are stupid... they are just making fun out of it! poor guy that had that tree in his lung! must have been fucking painful for him. and they are just laughin about it... i say it as it is! SOMETIMES (not always) are american people some selfish bastards... im getting tired of USA as that arogant leading country... that newsreporter should have a tree implanted in his own lung. then i would like to see him laugh about it!!

  • ya'll turks are full of it. The fat men, and the tomgirl should shut the fuck up. and who gives a shit about your dad. also, stop talking like a black man, here in america, we don't like that shit.

  • In Soviet Russia, tree grows YOU!

  • It wouldnt have grown, it would have died eventually but who knows if it wouldve grown large enough to cause serious damage.

  • it doesnt need sunlight to grow. All a seedling needs is water to sprout, food is taken from the starch in the seed. After it grows leaves and the starch runs out, it needs light to convert food sources into energy. Its not such a big mystery, we learned this in 1st grade science. He obviously inhaled the seed and maybe thought it was a bug or something.

  • yeah, the seed doesn't need light, but there shouldn't be enough water in someone's lung for a seed to sprout. If you had enough water in your lungs, you'd drown.

  • true, the seed doesnt need light to germinate, but it doesnt need water itself, notice the man was coughing up blood to that means he had bloos in his chest from the seed cutting him. a big part of the blood in your body is actually water. the water in his blood was enough to allow the seed to grow.

  • yeah, but blood has a high amount of solutes, so it would probably act more like salt water than regular water. Through osmosis, the blood would dehydrate the plant. It wouldn't grow.

  • actually for it to germinate it doesnt matter if it has salt or not, when it starts to grow thats when it matter, look at its size, 5 cm isnt that big, still big for a tree in a human lung. but, this tree might be more resistant to salt. also, he could have less salt in his blood from whatever his diet consists of.