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  • i like going all out and buying all resistances, all t2s and all good t1s, necrosis, and insanity, and dementia (bacteria)

  • Cockinmouth? You're an idiot

  • of course thats how u pass it, do relaxed mode

  • ah, how many times i find that everyone freaks out when the whole planet is infected with a disease which does nothing, kills nothing, and hurts noone...do they do this with the other 99% of bacteria and viruses which are completely harmless, and, at times, HELPFUL???

  • you killed everyone in 124+ days not 37. you win when everyone is dead not infected. so with your logic why didnt you just stop playing/end the recording when everyone was infected?

  • @zachaqsw he DOMINATED the world in 37 days...which incidentally also means that is the day that doom was spelled for all, since the disease cant be gotten rid of...

  • Ha I tried that tactic too works great!

  • of course, disease starts in madagascar.....

  • if a country closed everything is game over?

  • @gutyzao you cant win if a country gets shut down without the disease there already...because then it CANT get there...of course, boats are slow, and can still get in if they ALREADY TOOK OFF before they shut down the shipping ports

  • you clearly dont know how to count.. last time i checked 37 is a little more impressive than 127 days... dumbass....

  • almost everytime i play i start it madagascar but it never gets to leavde

  • over 120+ days is not impressive whatsoever. I can kill the whole world minus cuba and madagascar in under 70 days and still get in the low 200,000s. You suck at this game

  • It's a cool game but as soon as someone coughs everything shuts down

  • @tardoin97 everything shuts down for me once i get about half the planet infected...and my disease has no symptoms...i guess the governments of the planet are run by germophobics...

  • 37 days to infect everywhere.. you put world domination.... surely that means with everyone dead? I killed everyone in 106 days just a second ago... you suck

  • OH SHIT!! AUSTRALIAS DEAD!! XD

  • game is great,played it for like 3 hours straight....but that music funkin SUUUUCKS

  • I infect the whole world before September almost every game. Ill get fraps and make one too!

  • Madagascar

    "Mr. President, a man in brazil has sneezed ..."

    "SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING !!!"

  • @MaidenFan24568 Pretty much how it goes.

  • damn, followed what you did and so far i have neerly the entire world infected 0_0 nice

  • it would fucking suck to have CockinMouth syndrome

  • Ey f*** Pandemic whats the name of song?? :D

  • @DaGazz369 NOBODY IS GOING TO ANSWER YOU

  • i havent heard of this game since i read the comments on the new movie coming out contagion lol it looks cool where do i play it ???

  • I am very luck :\ i always start with madagascar

  • nevermind

  • how did you get madagascar?

  • 2:43 noo in New Zealand. Okay, enough with comments.

  • Ok lets say, lots of breaking news with nothing much to do with the pandemic. EXCEPT NOW.

  • Russia and Greenland gets hit by earthquakes now. Brazil has ceased their earthquakes.

  • lol "Brazil gets hit by earthquake and aftershocks."

  • no real tip. relaxed sucks. play like a pro.

  • 9:00 NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Not australia!!

  • poor ship she's lonely

  • Lucky guy.....Disease started in Madagascar

  • I did it on realistic in 24 days having my virus everywhere..

  • this is dope!!!!

  • Lol, I love the name of the disease X)

  • i like your mouse maneuvering

  • Lol'd at the start where you were like "CockInMouth...eh...syndrome..­..uhm...3...NO!...2"

  • thats how you beat the game: by starting with madagascar

  • @raitei2000 actually, then you wont get greenland trust me I tried I was so pissed *insert trollface.jpg*

  • No wonder you won lol you started in the hardest place to capture

  • you are a cheater 31!!!!!

  • after the vaccine is made we lost?

  • i done it in 10 days. TIP>>>> If you call it why won't madagascar die then madagascar gets it first!

  • In Realistix mode i used parasite with only fever, waterborn, airborn, max drug restistance and max all other restistances. It spreads all over the world then just save evo points then buy all the teirs, when the whole world is infected buy all of the top row and heart desiease then buy loads at a time and get the mutated trait and the vaccsine imunes the desiease to everything. Then just keep buying stuff and thr whole world will die out with sum FAT score!

  • Killed everyone in 65 days but ... a boat kept going up and down on the Atlantic ocean (all ports closed of course ;D) So the crew survived xD

    Or what is with some astronauts chilling in space? :D

  • I feel like such a dick playing this game

  • i barely use realistic

  • yep

  • madagascer never dies :(

  • its Relaxed Mode Use The Realistic And See

  • I did this game in my science class, we were told to try and create the "perfect" virus, I took over the world in 80 days

  • @moppyau I know! I do the exact same thing and every region on this game goes crazy! It's like running away from someone who has blood cells!

  • @JoshMassa07 Try arcadeprehacks's version.

  • I played this and got every country BUT Argentina.

    Yes, I got Madagascar. But Argentina? They sealed themselves off. I couldn't touch them.

  • Lmao I can never get madagascar! You know if the whole world was infected with a disease that madagascar couldnt keep EVERYONE out!!!!! People could swim, drive boats, or planes over! The president must have just been locked in a titanium room waiting for this to happen one day, " Mr. President, it seems in France someone has a bacteria, but it has no symptoms what so ever.

    "SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!!!! I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME!!! GRANDMA WAS RIGHT!!!!

    Bulldozerbilly made this, i just love it.

  • Note to self: during a deadly pandemic, head to madagascar

  • Now for all those stuck in realistic mode, if you get Madagascar well done. You need virus, then but sneezing, and sellit once you've infected around 3 coutries. Then wait, i won!

  • WHAT?

    It took me 5 years till a ship even left Madagascar, one hour. I had infected 100% of Madagascar but there was NO SHIPS LEAVING! But I still won... Grenland the only one researching... and INPOSSIBLY THEY WHERE REASEARCHING WHILE THEY WHERE BLIND? I had infected all of them too... I WON!

  • try realistic mode. Its much harder to get evolution points and requires more strategy. :)

  • dude, I beat that record in 11

  • this is a good video and a good strategy to whiping out the damn muslims in the middle east.

  • @PILL0WHEAD AMEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @JarreLL1011 Note to self: during a deadly pandemic, head to madagascar.

  • I like how they put riots in the same category as earthquakes and hurricanes..Well i guess if a bunch of fat guys rallyed up at a mcdonalds i guess that fits in the earthquake category.

  • dont be silly madagascar is an impregnable fortress!

  • LOL is it even posible to get madigascar on relaxed i hav tried 200 times n the closes it got waz indiosa does it have to be madigascar ,lol

  • LOL is it even posible to get madigascar on relaxed i hav tried 200 times n the closes it got waz indiosa

  • he was lucky and started in madagascar, i have a hell of a time trying to infect it before they close the port.

  • You missed yourself, the Creator of the disease is still there, enjoying :b

  • btw its stil possible to not be wiped out if the country gets wiped out. Pretty sure the vaccine could save u.

  • @aqwslordshadowskull yeah but there's ways around that, like buying new ways to infect/kill people thus making the vaccine useless. usually i get all the drug resistance i can, then when the vaccine IS made (if at all) i buy something like kidney failure, sneezing, or w/e to ensure the vaccine won't work. cos if u do that the vaccine won't work as you'll now have a "new strand" of the disease killing ppl so the vaccine made is therefore useless

  • @colaric I usually dont get the symptoms until all the countries are infected. I get the drug resistances first and then the ways of transmission so it spreads faster. That's why i win every game i play.

  • mine was named LEROOY JENKINNNSSSSSSS

  • Oh, you killed Greenland. BIG ACCOMPLISHMENT. (Sarcasm)

  • I mean good luck to the government to the and all other livable countries trying to get rid of the disease........ XD and it wasnt 37 days.... it was 124 last time you checked

  • @Undeadisback i think he they meant that they had every country infected by 37 days obviously it would be longer than that to exterminate everyone though

  • I mean good luck to the government to the and all other livable countries trying to get rid of the disease........ XD

  • This is Madagascar.

    "One person in the whole world is infected! SHUT DOWN THE SHIPYARD! CLOSE SCHOOLS! TURN OFF TRANSIT! CURFEW! EXTERMINATE! DO IT NOW"

  • relax mode......

  • wouldnt it suck to be the last one on the world alive?

  • @Warstar28 Of course not. You just have to find a way to asexually reproduce..

  • @Warstar28 theirs a movie based on that.

  • @Warstar28 O_O yup it would, u get scared :Z but then again u got the hole world in ur controle

  • @akawerewolfking NOBODY TO STICK UR DICK INTO!

  • @xUSMCx4xLIFEx LMFAO!!!! ahahahha no sex for u till u die

  • @Warstar28 not at all

  • @Warstar28 Depends. If it was a disease that killed everyone, or Nuclear war, yeah because everything would be infected and unusable. But if people just dissapeared and left everything, I think it'd be pretty cool. But I'd want a dog with me.

  • @Warstar28 Kinda but then you can walk everywhere Naked and take everything u want but u would go Crazy or be Forever alone

  • @Warstar28 forever alone

  • CockInMouth Syndrome III

    No, wait...

    CockInMouth Syndrome II

    Much better...

  • Oh wow. You were lucky it started in Madagascar. Usually Madagascar is the only one people miss sometimes :<

  • love the song

  • I'm confused what the big deal here is. All you did was infect every country on relaxed mode in 37 days. That's not really that big of an accomplishment. If you're playing on Kongregate, the "impossible" badge for killing everyone off in under 100 days really requires you to infect the world in less than 30, and over 32,000 people got that badge. People would be more impressed with "world domination" being that you killed everyone off.

  • dude i saw it say "days that have passed: 135" hahaha 37 days my ass

  • @12cnunez dude 37 whole world is infected after 135 days everyone is dead

  • well oviously u have like a 500% better chance of winning if it starts in Madagascar like if u agree

  • well oviously u have like a 500% better chance of winning if it starts in Madagascar like if u agree

  • You didnt dominate the world just cause your disease shows up in every country. Thats like saying the common cold is dominating the world.

  • This would be way more helpful if you HADN'T started out in Madagascar, but hopefully I do someday...

  • ?HOW ABOUT NOT IN RELAXED MODE

  • Cocksinmouth syndrome

    i know some people who have that

  • thats what happened to me but canada shut down evrey thing and they survived

  • thats what happened to me but canada shut down evrey thing and they survived

  • China and India survive till the end ;D

  • it says 124 days, not 37

  • President Madagascar! A man in Brazil is coughing!....Shut..Down...EVER­YTHING!!

  • foresaken regions should turn black

  • This is lame. You started in Madagascar, of course you're going to make it.

  • I just watched to see you kill the all o3o

  • i use bacteria cuz u nvr no wats gonna happen and last time the tried to make a vaccine of it the bacteria mutated then the other side of the eart with russia and china and the others wen extinct cuz on every country on that side said alive:0

  • Possible names

    The bush Binlauden tem

    *teachers name*

    *co-workers name*

    *polotitic person's name*

    The terminator

    Adolfs mrevenge

    The walking (female rproductive gland)

  • Scientists : Yay! We have deployed the vaccine!

    BREAKING NEWS : Vaccine has made the virus stronger!

    Scientists : FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

    That happened to me once, vaccine made my vaccine mutate and pwn everyone! :D Thumbs up if that happened to you!

  • I just infected the world in 21 days. Time to start knockin' 'em off.

  • HOLY FUCK!

    Yes sir?

    Someone in Austrailia just shit blood!

    HOLY FUCK CALL A WORLD STATE OF EMERGENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • should've put the song it the end of the world as we know it :D

  • I beat it on realistic. :)

  • named it bieber fever and it started in canada! lol

  • @MrIpodtouchey lets hope water bottles stop the disease

  • @MrIpodtouchey they already have a vaccine for that so its pretty useless

  • @MrIpodtouchey: Hey! That name was my idea! (except I spelled it wrong. Spelled it Beiber. Whoops XD)

  • @MrIpodtouchey LOL THATS FUNNY IRONIC

  • @MrIpodtouchey

    ahaha funny. i named mine justin bieber and it wiped out everyone in the world except for canada :O

  • @MrIpodtouchey i do that too!!! I always name the disease Bieber Fever and somehow it always starts in canada!! ahaha

  • whats the big deal with madagascar i get it there everytime

  • Lies! Madagascar has hospitals and airports too.

  • but it say like 154 days when you go on the world thing mate

  • music is really lame.

  • i dont want an argument im just saying that i invected the world in 15 days i used parisite and started in west europe

  • I GOT LUCKY MY DISEASE STARTED IN MADAGASCARR

  • patient- uh yeah doctor i thing i have this virus in me but i feel fine...

    doctor- CALL THE PRESIDENT SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN AND CREATE A VACCINE!!!!!!!

  • hmmm i wonder what madagascar did when the swine flu started

    Madagascar: swine flu?

    all right everyone stay cal- NUCLEAR LOCKDOWN!!!

  • WTF i infected the world in just 27 days man this fucking rooocks!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Relaxed lol. Delete this if you're a pussy.

  • Cock in mouth lmfao

  • My infection started in Japan and I conquered all of the Asain countrys and then a vaccine happened =[

  • i thought this was a video of killing everyone in the world, as in beating the game. good job though. that was fast

  • 8:43 -- Approximate days to vaccine completion: INFINITY . HAHAHA

  • i can insert a Slayer reference here (World Painted Blood) but judgeing on the song that was playing during the video, It would only be shot down

  • @imepic402 I like Slayer. I originally had a song by Disturbed put together with this video, but "copyright infringment" made me have to change it to one of the songs available from YouTube at the time.

  • @JoshMassa07 BOOOOOOOOOO

    that sucks one guy did it in 28 days...oh wait thats a movie :P

  • u lucky bastared

  • yay, got every contry infected in 28 days :D

  • I cant ever see to get Madagascar infected x.x

  • "Cockinmouth syndrome' LOLZ!!!

  • @StickArenaNow it affects prostitutes first and spreads that way :)

  • the power of cockinmouth syndrome 2

  • *insert pandemic related joke here*

    *gets thumbs*

    *feels somehow better about his life*

  • @HeyMrBawb very good sir

  • I lol'd so hard at the name of your virus.

  • @HELLzGoblin Sorry, I´m not ver good at english...

  • Indonesia:

    -Dude did you here that everybody in the world dies?

    -Now i did not.

    -Why?

    -We don´t got a TV, a newspaper or something else, Dude

    -Oh yes... Damn i forget it...

    -Now you know it... again...

  • @MrGladiator98 you spell like a dipshit

  • USA:

    -Mr.President there are 5 peóple infected

    -BURN DOWN EVERYTHING MOTHERFUCKER!!!

  • i started playing this game a week before h1n1 was announced so i was pretty freaking paranoid

  • @pownageguy same only for me 2 weeks and I called it the pig disease which at that time was the only successfull killer of the whole world and then in the real world H1N1 came... I felt the same way.

  • i shouldnt be playing this because im a hyprocondreact

  • middle aged comment?

  • lol, Cock In Mouth

  • I wonder if animals get this Disease, than the animals aboard that last ship could infect them like:

    -Hey Dude, do we have a cow?

    -yes, but it died... I wonder how did it die.

    -Hey man, why are u sneesing?

    -OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! KILL ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

  • a friend of mine didnt know this game but i showed it to him but he started in madagascar and it shut down its harbor and only madagascar was infected so the only thing that was left for him was KILL (not infect) all madagascar and,he did not even one person left alive in madagascar XD

  • ive made alot but my most succesful has ben swine flu =:)

  • every time i play this game there is always a country that gets infected by my virus and then fights it off???? the infected number goes down and alot of people die but they cure it without a vaccine...

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  • Hey i named my Virus Bieber Fever and everyone bieber fever and d so that means Osama Bin Laden got Bieber fever and died lol i actually hate JB tho

  • @BlackWinged2010 Lol My friend did that and the US was the first to go down

  • 110,732 looks like some one cheat engine 5.5.

    i took out half the country's you did. had a score of 400,000...