Diemon Dave - Kung Fu Hillbilly (Part 1)

[phillip8739]

is that half a man?

[marcelo06]

Kungjitsu..... i love this guy haha

[wilsonclanrules]

it aint my fault she want me put my nunchuck in er'!!!!!!!!!

[EvanesEmperor]

What the fuck did he say at the end? I can't figure it out.

[2ndtonone1000]

he's actually better then most UFC fighters. LMAO!

[RoboticsNShenanigans]

@2ndtonone1000 I bet he could take Kimbo =P

[pixel0401]

<3 it!!!

[jcook642000]

doesnt matter if its real or not, this guy is fawkin hilarious! ima ninjybooywhomp on sumun

[sewagedweller]

ok are those guys actors or what ?

[blloodthirster]

This is so funny

[mattyrich76]

" I cain't help it if she wunts me to put my nunchuck in her 'mater can!"

[mayukh05]

gorantee bitch

[inorkstonewolf]

is this for real?, seriously i cant tell if its a joke!!, (btw im not american and this is the 1st time im watching jerry springer)

[xRAWRER]

the security guard at the beginning doesnt is standing on his arms because he doesnt hav any legs! what the hell is he gonna do to stop the fight??

[RamTerritory]

@xRAWRER He may grab someone's legs so they cant walk.

[hadadat1]

@xRAWRER hes gonna helicopter around the room and smack them with his hellicopter hands

[killacondor]

I cant help it that she wants me to put my numb chucks in her measherin can lmfao

[gwa56]

I always knew Lil Wayne was a white hillbilly!

[bob2012isfake]

the pupets could fight better lol

[EuphoniumKid1]

haha num chuck in her measure can?!?!? ROFL i love diemon dave!!!

[snakeconsert]

neenjian

[MikeTupperTheKiller]

why is there half a guy in the background

[Hambraeus]

What the fuck is up with the dude with no legs in the background?

[KillTheHero14]

I cant help she wanted me to put my numchucks in her mater can.

[rockinredneck57]

@KillTheHero14 That's about the funniest thing I've ever heard!! Love it!

[TheBTeam911]

looks like a kung fu hitler

[1600hawk]

Are did nice people form Australia or what.

[dxskatepwns]

WHAT THE FUCK??? theres a security guard with only half a body?????

[uscgkid109]

what the fuck did anyone see that guy with no legs back there

lol it scared me

[Rattlehead1818]

Im gonna kunjitsu someone in the back of the head

[loudkickerman]

i (gaw-rantee) ya lmao

[tgoodfella]

i love the castro puppet, it sucks they dont have it anymore.

[Shomas23]

i cant help it shes wanting me to put my nun chuck in her mater can!!!! priceless lol

[NINJAMOUSE21]

i would like to fuck this thing sitting on its hands!!!

[pikkontheman]

who is the guy with only the top half

[eMAn88171]

nun-chuck in her mater tin what is this guy smoking

[eMAn88171]

this dude must be paid to do this kind of stuff

[curley9821]

why is he wearing a cape

[Zedetnik]

This is wrong in so many levels...

[kdot41]

um monkey working camera in background at 2:47?

[BulldogManiaOfficial]

@kdot41 nope monkey sittin their not workin the camera

[cammarkgross]

y the was there a security gaurd with no lower half??? how does that workout??? All you have to do is push him down.

[omfgroflma0]

If that little dude climbs on you, you're done.

[BFK4life11]

this is soooooo much funnier then larry the cable guy dave needs $40 000000 not larry

[iLoveOrangutans]

hahaha Kung Jitsu

[binghamjordan23]

he looks like hitler

[branman2012]

"i cant help she wants me to put my nun chuk in her mater can ok?" lol

[backdraft999]

And not everyone from Oklahoma acts like Larry The Cable Guy either, but it's funny... get a grip and learn to laugh a little.

[FuZZyRepTaR]

@1861wvReb whut did yuuu saay theree cooter

[andayaman]

were you being sarcastic?

[22ratshot]

At 2:47 is that a gorilla behind the camera?

[jpomail]

Dude the guy without a lower half as a security guard

[taita2004]

He is 40 different kinds of awesome.

[mastershake1000]

Diamond Dave!

[superninjaboyx]

i love this guy,judy chop.

[williameva]

does anyone know if this an act or is he for real? he this is an act.. he is a great actor. if this is for real then god bless america...

[Tinksohott18]

dis dude put on a fuckin cape

[TheMagicalwispers]

This guy is a great actor.

[qwertyguy76]

judy chop! lol

kung fu pete

garantee garantee youll be a ninjede within 30 days

[Haddix11]

Where does this accent come from?? Never heard it bfr

[GiantPixels]

Haha, the country, mate. d:

[inyango1]

his accent is from around here in georgia man,wow after watching this with Christmas 3 Days away this week just keeps getting better and better

[Haddix11]

Tnx dude! I live in Europe and often watch American shows, but this was the first time I heard something like this.

[losthope219]

@Haddix11 its southern, but he lives in west virginia

[Haddix11]

@losthope219 TNX!

[Haddix11]

I live in Europe and I was kinda curious...

[nineforever882]

Ahhh Judy chop!

[AlphaN3gro]

how strong and how much does the gorilla guy have to live his life like that?

[fjbutch]

Second volume please for xmas .....

[JusTdOntWoRyAbOutiT7]

3:46 y is ther a gorilla in the back??

[benzachary]

how does he poop?

[AlphaN3gro]

LMFAO love your comment!!!

[RCoffey45]

Seriously people, why is tha legless guy there? How long has he been on Springer i aint seen it for a while

[XxClemsonTigersXx]

that legless is really really creepy

[tapoutcampion111]

that legless guy doesn't bother me at all for some reason

[XxClemsonTigersXx]

i can just picture him hiding under someone's bed and popping out and scaring the shit of them

[tapoutcampion111]

well fuck e did that i will chop him in half even more

[rebeldawg2169]

num chuck in her mater can roflmao

[bumbbles1]

I feel bad for this guy.  He's obviously not all there. And the torso guy creeps me out, too.

[Kaiserschlauter]

grnt tell you

kung jitsu

[Ankiel84]

That legless dude creeps me out.

[xPatxManx]

ROTFLMAO

[grabovski84ftw]

"within 30 days you'd be a ninja"

[MsCarrie123456]

wow some comments on here are ignorent and DD your awsome but your making people from WV look bad im from Wv and in no way am i tht dumb

[BatTracBart]

you may be close to being that dumb, seeing as you spelled "ignorant" wrong

[sdc2008]

numb chuck in the mater can! haha

[wevil2900]

hillbillies are naturally drunk thats why they have lisps and act that way

there blood produces alchohol and that is the reason for this douche bag

[Helsmoonfire]

ROFLMAO!!! i love this guy!!! makes me laugh everytime

[FDICIndianapolis]

This is awesome. Most of you are taking life way too seriously.

[bumhair212]

this guy

[pinoypower247]

at least he's smart to not pick fights with other people

[XXdetonator890]

I despise these idiots that think they know what the hell they're talking about mask their reality to try to fell better because they know they're really a failure in life.

[XXdetonator890]

I want to see that clueless, inbred piece of trailer trash get his ass beat by a black belt.

[anvil357]

I hope this inbred big head banjo playing retard does not foul the earth with offspring

[darko84hc]

Kung fu hillbilly sliced that dude in half. LMAO

[IIGAMEZIIFREAKII]

kung jitsu wtf??

[Bruceleeroy765]

lmao!!!

[jchrystal]

he said sichation ...

[iamtheshit2008]

wtf is with the security guard with half a body...how is he really gonna help?

[RaRRaRReyes]

Dude, I bet he would whip the living shit out of you.

[mtatkinson79]

"I garn tee, in 30 days... you'll be a ninja" lmfao

[mastodonowns69]

you don't count, halfy. you don't have any legs.

[36chevyboy]

"I cant help it shesa wanting me to put my nunchuck in her mater can"

[Cv2Father]

@ 2:47 you will see Mighty Joe Young running the camera!

[blackzachblack]

They keep showing the asian girl in the audience

[1clueless]

Where the hell is this guy from. this is hilarious! hahahahaha

[MusicManBW23]

"I guranteed it, you be a ninjee!"

[cmatthewf]

i always see that fucking dummy in the seats everytime i watch the show but i never understand why he is there lmao

[yorkjitsu]

i know him and he is from knoxville tennessee and it really is not an act. he is a trip to hang out with

[kallon666]

he has a website.... and videos and it's a gag lol.

[MasterDark991]

roflmao lol

[bennyboii1989]

wat a wanka this chap is

[sc4rr3dm0th3rfuc3r]

jerry: you slept with her?

hillbilly: ohh yea.

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i cant help it if she want me to put my nut sack in her major 10

[DJTripleThreat78]

2:46 WTF!? Is that a gorilla?

[nayoluv]

I think someone dropped him when he was a baby.

[FakeyF]

who is that lil guy in the background with no legs ?

[fatasskrimson]

fuck that how does he take a shit. thats the real question.

[chanses2]

Where does he get all these hillbillies and blunders of nature??? Is this talkshow all about that laughing at them, huh???

Opera show is the other extreeme, and isn't this world a funny place when you see how things turn out when folk reason like this hilly silly.

[kallon666]

they are hired to act that way...

[chanses2]

If hired to act, where the heck did they find this awkwardness of silliness, so incredibly credible, to some extent, when one hear the leading questions, answered by the duck of clumpsy creation.

[chanses2]

yo know what I mean, that flapping flopping flumbering flat miss to take me on, ya hear?

[mxc4romano]

Check out this guy's account for even more videos of the Kung Fu Hillbilly. He made an appearance last month. Part 1-3.

[Mylz24]

Gorantee lol

[gdub12345]

sounds kinda like butters off south park but with a deeper voice

[12345larrison]

...................I just want to know... did anyone c the guy walking on his hands around the studio? I might be going crazy

[Sunno94]

yeah, i thought i was seeing things!

[Kaibil69]

who is the man with no legs in the background?

[sk8rack]

Lol hes a security guard... dont you watch jerry springer

[Kaibil69]

Ooh, no lol i don't watch this shit on a daily basis

[sk8rack]

Oh me niether.. but lol if its a rainy day and i have ice cream i will watch it all day

[MrChris019]

kung jitsu?? hahaha

[acidfrac5000]

and this is why we don't smoke crack kids

[wilzo92]

ninji chawp

judy chawp

kuratay chawp

[brenthoser99]

thats like a huge huge huge low that the show put that legless man as a body guard. what the fuck.

[Goldsmith18kt]

well I declare lol He will get his ass kicked in a real fight out yawnder I gar-in-tea lol

[KinKinnnn]

I gurntee, gurntee within 30 days, you'll be a ninja.

[grrgirl007]

ya her me boy? this guy has some serious brain damage to that pea size brain of his. Lil Wayne is a real Einstein, too! OMG I've seen enough.. gurantee.

[lee5537]

When he was a baby his mom must have dropped him on his head once, or maybe twice..

[infinitidoug]

or it might be the continuous generations of inbreeding...

[lbj1217]

yah only on west virginyin nijys wear red capes

[xBambooShoot]

Last I checked ninjas didn't wear red capes...

[DoubleDeluxe4]

Probably cause you've never met a super ninja, they only wear red capes.

[nzephier]

i gar-in-tee! u will be knowin kung-jitsu! gar-in-tee!

[redchaparro]

3:17 to 3:25, what did he say?

[TheKnightWolf]

I gurente yuh...gurente yuh 30 days you be a ninjin'

LOL!

[bipolarmom2]

20 minute drive from us in Charleston WV, intellect decreased a small amt. but our rednecks are fun. My nephew and brother in law talk just like this, and it is so fun listening. God bless us Hillbillies. Country folks can survive!

[FurShurr1316]

KUNG-JITSU is gonna be the next style that win fight like lyoto machidas karate hybrid

[SPOOKSTR]

Is he typical of all Americans?

[flitzeniblet]

Hell No!.. he's a god amongst mere-mortals

[FurShurr1316]

nah lol i think that hes just a charicter i doubt this show is real but its pretty funny huh

[sock1t]

LOL, no he is a genius for an american

[UbErDaVe08]

lmao creeeeeeeeeeepi in backround

[CWeezy0620]

Is anyone else creeped out by the guy with no lower body in the background?...just sayin

[DJLink4830]

I know I am.

[chitownplaya0913]

Im very creeped out, your not alone.

[CWeezy0620]

how does that guy with no lower body use the bathroom?

[nzephier]

thats a serious question that needs a serious answer.

[jennel802009]

I love Jerry Springer, especially when rednecks are on it. Long live the South!!!!!

[BJJBrownBelt83]

what the hell is that in the background at 2:47

[xxdrmclovinxx]

lmfao.i was literally rolling around on the floor laughing at the 1:39 when i saw the guy with no legs walking around hahahahahhahaha

[yomtumthai2]

what a redneck

[BarFAN21]

he shouldve joined TUF

[Alexizizcrazy]

Why is there a security guard with no legs?

[jwestberry08]

dang this man makes me embarassed to live in the south . no wonder yankees think we're ignorant with no teeth . oh well .. he's funny as hell .

[princessmadd]

I know! Me too! It's people like this that give Tennessee it's bad reputation. Don't get me wrong, i think this guy is hilarious and i love watching his videos, but this is kinda embarrasing!

[djenne08]

its ok, the trailer parks are safer now because of this man.... pshahahahahahahhahaha

[handsofuyt]

lol they should hve put this guy on fight science :P

[mlgodwinone]

Hahahahahaha LMAO

"put my numchuck in her mater can"

said by the redneck ninji

[jesweeten]

king fu pete would kick his ass hahaha

[tinkles01]

KUJUTSU!

[deckysimon]

a guy with no legs a monkey on camera and a puppet show, jerry jerry tsk tsk

[254GENERAL]

I garntee...garntee. Aint wont nobody mess wit you after you done kunjitzu

[ENJOIsk8er4ever]

"Its not my fault if she wants me to put my nun-chuck in her mater' can" lmao

[glacierview]

Who cares if he's acting? I really don't think he is though....he is about the funniest act I've seen in ages.....I watch him everyday just to put a smile on my face;)

[letsallsceam]

he reminds me of that crazy guy in texas chainsaw masscare the orignal one ! ha

[AKozySlo]

There's no way that dude is that stupid... I mean It's gotta be an act. It is funny regardless of whether he's really that dumb or not, but wow that guy is just ignorant.

fucking hilarious