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  • Mr Nelson Thanks that was great....it is good to see Mr Dangerfield looking so good. He was one of the Best...

  • Love this

  • this is kinda racist : <

  • I don't get the "Hi, muffy" at 1:36?

  • haha yay!! i finally found this routine!! i watched it a bunch in the 80's :) gotta love youtube and thanks for posting this!!

  • I gots Dain Bramage Hhahahahahahahahahahahah I got tears down my leg

    

  • I don't care when this is or where you're from, this is embarrassing.

  • Brilliantly too funny,bursted a gut .rollercoaster.!!!! LOL

  • Brilliant!

    

  • It's a man wif a willie johnson stickin' out his fo'head!

    Pure comedy gold

  • You could be playing football on a football field...with...a football!

  • u play football on the football fiels... with , a football

    

  • Oh it's just horrible i just can't even... enjoy it. It might be the campey prop comedy or the just bad jokes, but i find this terrible.

  • Funniest performance- remember it from when I was young-er :)

  • I aint got my cup on.....

  • i aint got my cup on.....

  • 59 people have dain braimage

  • I dont think this is racist, and even if it was i wouldnt care. i just think this is some of the least creative, most half-assed comedy I have ever seen. Weak impressions based on stereotypes that everybody knows and has heard before. I know this is an old routine, but I feel like these impressions are something my younger brother would have done back in middle school. Comedians are supposed to come up with original material and say what we are thinking but cant verbalize. This is just crap

  • dick face and piss head.

  • You could get seriously killed!

  • DAIN BRAMAGE

  • I'm curious why did people ASSUME he was imitating a black person anyway? I thought it was funny, and making fun of stupid racists as the black and white comedians both do, is funny. It's humor guys.. Seriously.. I can't believe someone doesn't just say it is or is not funny to them

  • Wow all these negative comments over a funny football routine?

  • @pakleglia I understood your original comment - I was trying to buttress it/give it an Amen! Amen also to enjoying our brief moment on the planet!

  • @pakleglia It's funny about the racist thing. Stereotyping actually is a generalization about a group or race of people that have (not always) a group of traits in common. So that's racist? I don't think it is, and if anything, points out the differences in culture/humanity that makes us unique, yet the same (i.e., hopefully the ability to laugh at ourselves). Obviously, this can be done in a mean spirited way, but let's cut some slack for the majority who don't.

  • But I am not here to talk to you about my testicles.

  • Haa...Tom....Bruce Keskiaski. Tight end....This dude is hilarious!!!!

  • ma helmet, and dem sholda-ma-pads

  • Thumbs up for Dain Bramage!

  • I had forgotten how funny that was. Damn, I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

  • Like My dad used to tell me about eating dinner when I wanted to know what was in it. "Boy, don't analyze it, just eat it." If it tickles your funny bone, laugh and move on. If not, ....don't watch it. That's the power of the on and off button and freedom of choice.

  • Shouldema pads!!! I don't care if it's racist, I laughed my ass off...and I am Afro-American. I also laugh at Jew jokes, gay jokes, Caucasian-American jokes and any thing else that is meant to be funny and not meant to be derogatory. Though it is obvious he only spent a couple of seconds on the other characters just so he can say "Hey what do you mean I'm racist? Didn't you see me do the gay guy and the Italian" after his full routine on the dumb Negro thats been hit one too many times.

  • You're an idiot! H is NOT "providing a cover story" for being racist! Why? Because he did other voices first? You realize he has limited time up there, right? He picked the funniest & went with it! CHRIST! How cliche that the black guy would have a nearly 30 year old routine pegged 'racism' because the guy does a funny voice for a punchy black dude, better than he does some others. WTF!?! I hate to use my grandparents horrifying verbiage, but: "Fuckin' niggers! You'll never be done!"

  • @dcd1172 Shut the fuck up. You did not read anything I said. I love this guy. He is very funny. And you LOVE to quote your racist sheet wearing grandparents and call me a nigger. you bypassed everything I said and context what you wanted to somehow validate your yearning to call me a fucking nigger. Well dumb fuck, my father is white, and I don't have a racist or hateful bone in my body so you can suck my big half white dick you fucking Klan member. Humor goes both ways, Learn that or shut up

  • @eSGieF - And I quote, "Though it is obvious he only spent a couple of seconds on the other characters just so he can say "Hey what do you mean I'm racist?"" It's always the ones that have to make claim after claim that they are NOT racist; who are you trying to convince? I read EVERY word, that's how I knew to quote YOUR 'preparatory' remark against his possible backlash; I never said you didn't think it was funny. (FYI, my mother is black too; it's my BLACK grandfather is who I quoted.) CYA!

  • @dcd1172 You are full of it. If you're mother was really Afro-American, YOU WOULD OF NEVER CALLED ME A FUCKING NIGGER. Don your hood and burn a cross racist. Save your BS for someone who gives a crap what your kind says.

  • @dcd1172 And I quote, "I don't care if it's racist, I laughed my ass off...and I am Afro-American. I also laugh at Jew jokes, gay jokes, Caucasian-American jokes and any thing else that is meant to be funny and not meant to be derogatory." like I said, your KKK ass ignored the whole statement and context the part you wanted to validate your need to call me a fucking nigger. Here's an idea, You say your mother is "black"(yeah right) go call her and your grandfather a fucking nigger. And yourself.

  • It's funny...I was gonna fire back for more fun & start calling you gay (I know, it's childish, but you've taken every piece of bait thus far so why not the "queer-bait," right? Then I looked at your posts!! While I liked "vibin, drivin" (especially @ exactly 48sec) it's the Spartan video that REALLY CRACKED ME UP! Here I was, about to make a gay JOKE and BAM! The only "white" post you have is the gayfer spartan dance/march from Meet the Spartans; & YOU chose the holding hands scene! LMAO!

  • You're too easy buddy...really, it's been fun. And you can stay mad, pretend to tell yourself I haven't actually bothered you in any way, and so on - I don't care. That single video post was enough to steer me away, congrats! You "blew" my prep for a gay crack by actually being gay...you ruin everything! Just when I thought we were about to be friends! Good night big guy - I'm all done now. LOL!

  • @dcd1172 You are a liar and a bad one. You were not baiting me, you were showing your true colors, just like all the other racists on youtube. When you see you have no basis and are made to look like a fool, you multiply your display of ignorance and immaturity with gay jokes. At least you could of made it a funny one, but then again the Klan is not known for their humor. Lets see, I'm not a Fucking nigger and I'm not gay, what ridiculously childish name is the racist going to call me now? Ass

  • Yes you are. I know you need the last word (HUGELY stereotypical) & must repeat the same words over & over. Please make sure & restate AGAIN, how you are NOT! I do wonder WHO you are you trying to convince with all the repeats. Oh yeah, & good luck w/ the "non-homo" dick sucking from a male; nothing gay there! I never knew however that "YouTube" was a racist mecca - someone should be notified! (Or we could just burn the neighborhood we live in to the ground.) Who does that again? Oh yeah!

  • @dcd1172 I guess it's true what they say. Anyone who speaks about gays and dicks as much as you do is 7 times out of 10 a homosexual who's ashamed of it so he remains in the closet and pretends he's straight in public. Let's get off the fact that you are a closet racist who's only tough behind a keyboard. Let's talk about how long you've been Gay. When did you 1st know you were Gay? Was it P.E.? Did you see little Billy changing in the locker room and have to hold a book in front of your pants?

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  • LOL - well only one of us had stats ready, 'character' names, locations, and knowledge of hiding behind a book. And we're both using a keyboard dumbass...keep swinging. But I'm done placating your "everyone's a racist except me" rhetoric. Post all you like - you won't be able to help yourself...that last word will keep you up at night if you don't. Guaranteed!!!!!

  • @dcd1172 Sorry, I was busy celebrating with a toast to my countries Birthday with my Army and Marine buddies... Those who served with me and deserve my trust and respect. By all means crack more jokes and attempt to spread your hatred. I and those like me will continue to protect your right to call me nigger. Happy Independence day.

  • protected my own tough guy - I was a Marine through '95.

  • @dcd1172 I'm no tough guy. I am a service member. You, a Marine? You really are a bad liar. In the microscopic chance you where sworn in. Your hatred for your fellow man would have seen you out of service forth with. We're all green in the foxhole. I don't see you knowing anything about that.

  • @dcd1172 And tell your hood wearing grandparents the same. There is no place for your backwood hatred in todays society.

  • Here I am 25 years later and I still quote from this routine! FOOTBAW IS MY LIFE. LOL!!!! Go Bills!!

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  • Tony Cappuccino...Brooklyn University, and AH FUCK!!!

  • It would have been even funnier if he had said "TOM. I LIKE TURTLES"

  • @wanttoseeaghost No, it wouldn't. It would be stupid.

  • @1SquidBoy Exactly, and it would match the character.

  • Would have been hilarious if he said "TOM. I LIKE TUTLES".

  • "NUMBAH 72. OH SHIT, 27." LOL

  • O MY GOSH!!!!!! So funny MFL

  • I REMEMBER THIS WHEN IT CAME OUT....FUCKING HILARIOIUS !

  • TOM

  • @JGuarrera61096 Classic shit, huh?

  • daime bramnge this shiz nit is hi larious

  • daime bramnge

  • TOM

  • The 80's were the best times. 

  • He also had a small role in Kindergarten Cop. Pretty funny there too. Whatever happened to him???

  • I always loved this!

  • boom... boom boom boom boom now i aint got ma cup on and i cant see shit right now

  • boom... boom boom boom boom now i aint got ma cup on

  • sucks!!!!!!! really bad routine now i know why he never made it!!!!!!!! BUM

  • He stopped using profanity after Red Skelton influenced him not to.

  • The laugh at 4:30 is classic!!

  • One of the all time funniest routines ever. 

  • Bob was my neighbor in east northport for a couple years great down to earth guy and great comedian miss him and patty

  • I gots dain bramage

  • does the guy at 2:15 look like seth rogan?!!?

  • At fisrt I thought he wasnt funny... But when he did that black football player died...LOL (yes Im black and I agree with what he did)

  • @iAMDATBOYTV AS LONG AS WE HAVE YOUR SAY SO, WE CAN LAUGH ?....

    YOU PEOPLE ARE MORE RACIST AND THE BIGGETS RACE BAITERS THAN ANY OTHER ETHNICITY.

    AFTER DYING FOR YOUR FREEDOM, YOUR CONSTANT WHINING AND DEMANDS FOR SPECIAL TREATMENT MUST REALLY EMBARRASS YOUR FORE FATHERS.

    ALL YOUR ANCESTORS WOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOU ALL !

  • @13AJJONES

    WOW

    you so took that wrong. If you were smart enough to realize that I was responding to the continuing comments below saying this is racist towards blacks. Jeez calm down you don't have to tell me stuff I know already. One more thing don't ever catergorize anyone else by saying "your people", because thats....well racist in a sence. But dude its a joke calm down. LOL

  • Oh my god this shit is hilarious and ur fukin retarded if u think its not ur fukin retarded ShEpArd489. And im not pointing fingers but shepard here is dick face retard with unicef

  • This is sooooooooooooo hilarious

  • I saw this live.Hilarious!

  • Even if he is making fun of black people, it should be taken in good humour. Americans make fun of everybody, white, black, hispanic, asian, etc. etc. Anybody's fair game, and if they're not, something is wrong...right?

  • im sorry but WHO THE FUCK LAUGHS AT THIS SHIT? your iq must be dangerously low.

  • @ShEpArd489 People who actually have a sense of humor.

  • @ShEpArd489 Everyone I know and hang out with have always loved Bob Nelson; you obviously don't have a sense of humor. We all are very succesfull businessmen & women & I just imagine each of our individual IQ's exceed yours! Quit whinning!

  • I'm not wearing a cup and i can't see shit right now... xD crapped myself laughing!

  • @iregretmostofmyposts - why do you assume he's imitating a black dude? He never says he is...I do not think he is the one with the problem of prejudgments and preconceived notions

  • thats some funny stuff!

  • That's hilarious. My helmet and my shouldermapads!!

  • i f u all like this check out Marty berk // doing ray steven;s  along came jones. best ever

  • my family qoutes the helmet and shouldermapads part ALL the time..i love this guy

  • helmet and my shouldermpads!!!

  • Bob Nelson actually had a small role in Kindergarden cop. Take a look. He played the half naked boyfriend.

  • I saw this when he first did this routine and it was funny as hell then. I just watched it again after all these years and it's still the funniest thing I've ever seen! I was making so much noise my wife came in the room asking what was so funny.

    Funny then. Funnier now.

  • fuckin great~!

  • lol NEXT YEAR I HOPE TO BE A WIDE RECIEVER!!!!!

  • is it me or does the guy from 2:15 look just like Seth Rogen?

  • hawaii represent!!!! so funnny man!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Man this was funny when i first saw it 15 years ago and its still just as funny today! i'd forgotten how much this guy had me on the ground in stitches!

    Why all the controversy here over the perceived racist nature of this act? Anyone getting offended over THIS guy's routine needs to reexamine their priorities. It's a freakin' comedy routine! Stow the ego for a few minutes and just enjoy it! It's not nearly as low-brow as some of the race jokes today's comedians throw out there.

  • 99% THINK IT IS FUNNY GO HIDE IN YOU CAVE

  • man i seen that video like 20 years ago and its very funny

  • number 72...o shit 27!!!!!!!!rofl!!

  • You'll get seriously killed. :O

  • For Julie and Kris

  • showed this to my wife and she passed out three times

  • The mind is a terrible thing. And it must be stopped in our lifetime, or I will kill somebody. :)

  • I watched this in the library and got kicked out because I could not stop laughing... Amazing!

  • dude! this guy is so hilarious man!!

  • One of the best character comedians around. His act has been cleaned up. He's taken the curse words out after speaking with Red Skelton. He was influenced by Red and decided to clean it up, but it's still just as funny! Google his official website. He's still around.

  • Dain Bramage! 

  • i have a stomach ache from laughing so much!!! 

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  • Ronny, wanted you and fb family to check this out, Funny

    sh@#.

  • thats my uncle :D

  • @reapernator64 ...seriusly?

  • thats my uncle :D

  • OMG! saw this guy live in the 80's and it's still funny as all get out!

  • Saw this in the 80's on tv and laugh at the memory of it. Thanks!

  • Saw this many many years ago and still laugh at the memory of it. Thanks for renewing that memory!

  • This was hands down the funniest group of comedians ever assembled!!! And if you don't thinl this is one one THEE absolute funniect routindd of all the an ioy atr sbdolutely ftivknf!!!!

  • i myself when i was a little children...lol

  • This is one of my favorite all time comedy performances, I still laugh so hard!

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  • numba 72... ahh shit 27!

  • This is the funniest comedy routine ever!

  • my friends uncle

  • that was hilarious

  • thats so funny

  • @ Oakdale is that the best you can come up with. Besides, I don't have a mother me and my dad shared yours. And, anyway don't take my dislike for Bob Nelsons attempts at humor so personally. Opinions are like assholes and you are a massive gaping oozing asshole. But again 8=D hole, that is just my opinion. I know it's a little gooey and salty but don't hold it in your mouth so long just swallow it and get back to work. My dick isn't gonna suck itself........... And that's how you insult somebody

  • Funniest stand up ever???? More like most cliched jokes ever (even for 1981). How about most easily entertained ever. Or lowest common denominator ever. But definitely not the funniest stand up ever. And wtf "numba 72 ahh sheet numba 27" not even funny. Oh and everyone from San Francisco is gay. They're completely incapable of re-population and require the assistance of Oakland and San Jose to create a fresh stock of gay citizens every year. Tight end, wide receiver... what is this 4th grade?

  • @kylemacabre someone woke up on the wrong side of their mamas ass this morning

  • @kylemacabre Wow, Somebody doesn't have a sense of humor.

  • He reminds me of the big black dude from the Sandler version of "The Longest Yard"...

  • funniest act ever? no

  • ......Tom.......

  • saw this back in the day, awesome! 

  • Dude is hilarious! I wish Rodney was still alive.

  • MFL.. the mother Fuckin, oh wait the NFL. LMAO

  • Of course it's ok, for Mexican comedians like Geoorge Lopez or blacks making fun of whites, but damn the white person to hell if they should imitate the blacks or other "minorities". That really pisses of the hippie libbies Now, I like Lopez(sometimes) and Chapelle , but this PC crap is stupid.

  • you are right  100%

  • Muh, shoulduhmuhpads. ha ha that one never gets old. you won't see something like this in this hypocritical PC world nowadays.

  • thats my uncle =]

  • thats my uncle =]

  • omg i almost died of laughing seriously but cant stop the video

  • This is the best stand up comedy ever. TOM!!!!!!

  • For 30 years I still laugh at "my name is warren moon"...

  • to "Iregretmostofmyposts" why would he be an outcast? Have you ever heard of Katt Williams, have you ever heard his impersonation of white people, it's funny as hell and I"M WHITE, doesn't bother me a bit when black comedians imitate white folks, why does this bother anyone else? small minds, small minds. Ever heard dave chappell imitate a white guy, friggin hilarious.

  • 4 more months to football season,Enjoy this untill then!

  • kinda funny....not great but can pass at a club. he aint no sam kinison ......

  • He became a PC whore years ago, and would never do that bit onstage ever again. Too bad, it's still fucking funny.

  • thank you soooo much for posting this video!!!!! I remember the first time I watched it, damn near peed myself, i got tears in my eyes right now. Thank-you Hilarious!!!

  • omfg this is so hilarious

  • I believe he stopped using profanity some years after this after he got saved.

  • Total Classic!  I have been using his jokes for 20 years....sad but true!

  • Total Classic.....still makes me laugh to this day!

  • FUNNIEST STAND-UP EVER.

    Not quite.

  • Shouldermepads!

    I wish someone would post the gorilla routine from his HBO special.

  • i've never met bob nelson but he is my mother's cousin

  • funny shit lol

  • classic !!!

  • "number 72.... Ah shit, 27!"

  • It says on his IMBD page that he doesn't curse in his comedy routine because of Red Skelton. Granted he uses very little profanity but he still uses it, I also saw his one night stand from several years after this and he still used a little profanity. Does anyone know if maybe he stopped using it after that?

  • Who gives a shit?!

  • I'm not sure but I gave your Mom a cumshot in the face.

  • He doesnt use profanity anymore because hes a born again christian or something like that...

  • The doctor said i had Draim Bramage, but ah my friendz dunt no whut the fukka that iz.

    This has been a message from the MFL the motha f.... I mean the NFL, the national football team.

    Joey Cappuchino, Ohh fuck, oh shit

    University of texas.... *sniff* RIGHTGUARD!

  • If a stand up comic would imitate blacks like that today he would be an outcast.

  • @Iregretmostofmyposts I doubt it, he did in good taste, not saying the "N" word 50 times

  • @Iregretmostofmyposts He was imitating a black?

  • so whats the big deal its all funny

  • @Iregretmostofmyposts no they'd be praised for it by real comedy fans and other comedians FUCK THE PC SHIT

  • @Iregretmostofmyposts Not necessarily, plenty of comedians still crack jokes about races.