Footballer Michael Owen on Dragons Den - from talkSPORT magazine

[ProjectVRD]

talkSport.... owned by the Murdoch's. Say no more, no respect for the dead even. They happily deleted answer phone messages for that girl who was killed and messed up the police investigation in the process.

And then, the Murdoch's had the cheek to LIE when questioned!

[iownu666999]

thats michael owen 4 ya

[shabeebmady]

wtf...he is a world class player..and a legend to be respected....bastards

[BroWhatever]

I'm out.

[Leediverify]

@BroWhatever Michael Owen hasn't been a world class player in more than 5 years.

[Norlink]

A bad way to get me to visit your page. I will stay far off now. Looser.

[banckzy]

shmuck cuts talksport can do better

[souljamuj]

that must be soo embarrasing. sorry owen

[spindelgris93]

1:15



[fallschirmjager0000]

they should do this for the entire england team.

[iItberIi]

2:10 inbertweeners "football friend"

[VaheVan]

Ebaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[SoWastedMusic]

gay

[SMOTH1289]

Theo made it a perfect ending lmao "He's Crap!"

[carpetbagger62]

@dolgusev Are you for real or what

[kizwiz6]

@dolgusev obviously.

[MrDigitalRob]

@dolgusev WOW yur s00 shmart!!!!

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[DysonMedia]

lmfao!

[Clymax01]

Michael Owen: ''Can i borrow one of those chairs? they look so comfy....I spend all my time sitting down.''

[nednoodles]

@Clymax01 Highlarious

[serpico1611]

Its Peter's hair thats ridiculous

[JCLMfamily]

lol to theo at the end looooooool

[fenster360]

That's 2 minutes I'll never get back!

[magpie1862]

"I quite fancy a chinese tonight"

"As you said there's plenty of tempations in life."

LMAO

[BlackBling01]

lolololol



[superArmysoilder]

@Mynamesnigel shut up u stupid prick ur mental lolol

[Christoffski]

You've won it 0 times! You've won it 0 times!! With us, Real and United you've won it 0 times!!

[Jonsk12394]

@Christoffski - he won it with Manchester United

[Christoffski]

@Jonsk12394 Champions League. The big one. :D

[MrBlooDudette]

If you want an unreliable piece of shit then just get a 30 year old MG.

[Mynamesnigel]

FAKE!!

[hattrickster33]

@Mynamesnigel no its real and straight what did you think???

[Mynamesnigel]

@hattrickster33 no its not u dumb shit its fake

[hattrickster33]

@Mynamesnigel You're showing your intelligence now....What I said was obvious sarcasm. (So was that thought on your cognitive skills.)

[Mynamesnigel]

@hattrickster33 what i understand not... ur so dumb its not even fkiyng rele!

[hattrickster33]

@Mynamesnigel Arguing on youtube is pointless don't you think. Oh wait...you can't think.

[Mynamesnigel]

@hattrickster33 fuk off ya cant even spell ya pointless prick! go fukcing dance with a fuckn seal ya navy motha focka. u not speakin englsih u fuckin muppet!

[Tobiasplease]

@Mynamesnigel Pro troll!

[Mynamesnigel]

@Tobiasplease fuck off ya on tha pay roll ya scrubby dole boy

[hattrickster33]

@Mynamesnigel u mad bro

[Mynamesnigel]

@hattrickster33 grow up dickeahd

[hattrickster33]

@Mynamesnigel chill out lol

[fatnixie347]

so fake

[iamjordanmetcalf]

@fatnixie347 no really? you dog piece of garbage so stupid what a fool. green shiit hole bean stock filth.

[94Scotti]

@fatnixie347 no shit sherlock what gave it away...... the fact they are in 2 completly differnt settings???

[atomdragon4]

@fatnixie347 NO FUCKING SHIT!

[williamjeffersonreid]

My gut feeling is that Duncan should absolutely stop this, no. He should do no more; he should find something else to do with his life. he'll never gonna make money from this.

[garyhallbeatz]

if michael owen wouldnt of left liverpool trust me he would be one of the best strikers in the game right now but oh well his loss for fucking his career up :)

[craigfromnewcastle]

true - he is crap

y'still owe Newcastle the coin for paying to fix you before you buggered off.

Y'only scored about 26 goals in 4 years!!

That's an average of roughly 6 goals a year.

So you got 4 million pounds per year (just less than a million per goal) - and only scored fuckin 6 more goals than I did -

AND I DON'T PLAY FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!

[xxxIronLeexxx]

@craigfromnewcastle I don't know soccer but 26 goals in 4 years sounds like allot of one guy (?), because a goal in soccer seems like such a rare thing. Allot of running around and ball passing, not allot of goals. And how many games does a pro team play in a year? 10? if it's that, 6 goals in a year still seems pretty good for one guy.

[dimwitsixtytwelve]

@xxxIronLeexxx 26 goals in 4 years is very poor for a striker. premier league teams play 38 matches a year not including cup games. its a bit of a myth projected by people not into football/soccer that goals dont happen often in football if you see todays scorelines liverpool 3 man united 1 and tottenham 3 wolves 3 as well as yesterdays scores aston villa 2 bolton wanderers 3 west brom 3 birmingham 1 fullham 3 blackburn 2 there was only a single 0-0 draw this weekend.

[mkristophe]

@xxxIronLeexxx Why in the world would you try commenting about something you know next to shite about?

[xxxIronLeexxx]

@mkristophe Because I can, asshole. Fuck you.

[OriginalYTName]

@craigfromnewcastle

He only made 79 appearances and he actually scored 30 goals in that amount of time, I bet half of those appearances were coming on as a sub as well.

You don't need to say " I DON'T PLAY FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!" because we can tell.

[craigfromnewcastle]

@OriginalYTName

whey yee gan update wikipedia then - he's shite and I know it

[ThatLiamNewman]

@craigfromnewcastle you'd be a brilliant businessman. Since when did 4/6.5 equal just under 1?

[akkinak]

"He's crap"

Holy shit i nearly died laughing at that!

[williamjeffersonreid]

I love how the two highest rated comments talk about the exact same thing.

[waspsrugbydude151410]

@williamjeffersonreid i love how i love your comment about what their doing that im doing the same thing

huh?

[williamjeffersonreid]

@waspsrugbydude151410 I love how I love your comment about you love how you love my comment about what I love.

silly really?

[waspsrugbydude151410]

@williamjeffersonreid can we start from the beggining again. im a LITTLE confused. ;)

[s29865]

this shit is funny

[jord8609]

fucking love this

[mrslippyfistable]

"just running in straight lines, kickin the ball a bit"

[illevenlickthegravy]

To all the idiots saying its fake: WELL YES CLEARLY! THEY'RE IN DIFFERENT FUCKING PLACES YOU KNOBS!

This one is just epic XD

[conza410]

@illevenlickthegravy this is fake

[illevenlickthegravy]

@conza410 No duh jackass.

[L16CLea]

@conza410 NO SHIT SHERLOCK

[MrSosorry]

funny as

[TimmahUK]

It's kinda sad taking the piss out of a footballer who could've been so good, but I definitely laughed at the end "he's crap" bit, lol.

[Geistxxxx]

FAKE AND GAY

[Acceleretto]

This is fucking terrible!

[JinNOSify]

I thought it was real, but it's fake 

[AlexDeCesare]

This is cleary fake.

[eiroight]

Hey its the judge from american inventor.

[Pandalady366]

What do I want you for then? I'm gonna run in a strate line and kick a ball around LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[aggiesoft]

I love this one... I keep coming back to it...

[aggiesoft]

Nope... They all beat him handily...

[planetrockford]

I bet Michael has got more cash than them

[superdave31]

@planetrockford lol, i doubt it

[andyr798ken]

i wish id seen this when it was first on the bbc

[eadie6679]

i love peters thumbs up at the end haha

[94Scotti]

@eadie6679 new rims car friend

[AchillesEightyThree]

I think this is really funny and I'm a United fan. I don't know why it's got so many thumbs-down. Maybe Owen has a large family.

[daviesc322]

love dragons den and i love football - brilliantly done

[crazyfootyfan]

Thats not a unique competitive advantage.

[brianbesley]

Very nicely done.

[danhall94]

omg michael owen on dragons den. amazing. :L :L :L

[irishdan2007]

worst edited video ive ever seen, it doesnt even make sense

[ruudiluca]

@irishdan2007 You just don't get it. I understand, I find it funny. :)

[irishdan2007]

@ruudiluca i get it, but its just terrible, only a 5 year old wud find this funny

[ruudiluca]

@irishdan2007 So most of the people that have seen this video are 5 year olds?

464 lies, 104 disliked. Those 464 people are 5 year olds?

I think not.

[irishdan2007]

@ruudiluca the sense of humour as a 5 yr old then

[ruudiluca]

@irishdan2007 So you are the only mature person that has seen this video?

[irishdan2007]

@ruudiluca and the 103 other ppl who disliked the video

[ruudiluca]

@irishdan2007 104 actually. So, by your rules. I can click dislike and instantly become mature?

[irishdan2007]

@ruudiluca no look at what i said, the other 103 ppl, plus me equals 104. no coz u like the video, maybe when u grow up and realise its not funny

[elcriticonomega]

the begining sounds like black sabbath

[Chelsea0235]

Hello, im wayne. I'm looking for £1200 for 100% of my company prozzyshaggers ltd.

[MISSCHARNY]

@Chelsea0235 haha 

[MrJasonSmarts]

btw guys, this is fake.

[sc841]

@MrJasonSmarts You reckon?

[MrJasonSmarts]

@sc841 im 100% certain! :D

[DaBlackSmokeMonster]

This is so fake. I've seen all of the episodes and he was never on it and you can also see the background behind Michael isn't the den, he is being interviewed by someone else!!!!!

lol

[Kevidinhomufc]

@DaBlackSmokeMonster ur a fucking retard

[DaBlackSmokeMonster]

@Kevidinhomufc And you obviously can't read, tool.

[priyahthewhite]

@DaBlackSmokeMonster thats some amazing observational skills you have there mate

[DaBlackSmokeMonster]

@priyahthewhite I know, right?

[MultiBest77]

@DaBlackSmokeMonster Thanks for pointing that out, captain obvious.

[DaBlackSmokeMonster]

@MultiBest77 Thanks for catching my sarcasm :-)

[AeroDSI]

Very well made :)

[Nickl245]

bite of laces and whatever

Pissed myself laughing

[stewartstown]

didnt know owen was on the den holy shit

[PompeyLegend2009]

Toadsamine you are a loser

[Toadsanime]

omfg lol dis is so fake u liers lol!!!!

But no, in all seriousness this is quite well edited together and is somewhat humourous.

[70STRICTLY07]

lol 1:46

[bluediff97]

funny as lol nice vid :)

[Blazingcomentz]

lmao

[Jmd201089]

Amazing

[LiquidGoldSwords]

"My gut feeling is that you should absolutely stop this... now !"

This is hilarious ^^

[SanskritZ]

haha this is funny

[totalgamerz]

This video is very fake.

[langerclanger]

@totalgamerz well fucking observed mate

[WELLdoneEEYOOP]

@totalgamerz Are you fucking dumb in the head.

Fucking retarded prick!

[bw92]

@totalgamerz really I never got that impression...

[Robotdrummerzzk]

@totalgamerz NO SHIT SHERLOCK

DUMBASS

[fuzzammett]

owen is the definition of the bad luck!

[yaqubkhan17]

LOL!

[SabirIbrahim]

my fav part..."kicking da ball side fort... Hahahaha

[valjester805]

Is this supposed to be a professional job? It's TERRIBLE.

[stow123]

IM OUT

[nowisyourtime]

lol it s fake but its funny... why r people getting so angry... chill

[MikeHuntagape]

This video is real ar kid as a seen it wi mi own eyes an shit. anyone else is just daft me thinks an that

[ronal80inho]

they have shit accents

[baz2186]

good editing!! Ha ha.

[WhatsUpScrote]

This is definitely real. They did it via satellite link. He was trying to sell a Michael Owen based chat show in which he changed all topics of conversation to that of teaching primary school kids to play football.

[Messi4ReadingFC]

@WhatsUpScrote You're a gomo

[irishdan2007]

turned it off after 17 seconds,

[theyorkshirewhites]

@irishdan2007

Beat you..only got to 10 seconds.

[irishdan2007]

@theyorkshirewhites lol u just havent got the will power i have...

[theyorkshirewhites]

@irishdan2007

That kind of willpower I can do without.

[irishdan2007]

@theyorkshirewhites haha

[cheezilius]

FAKE

[Richithfc]

@cheezilius

No shit you dumb fuck!!!

Look at all their videos, its a joke. Get a sense of humour you oaf

[cheezilius]

@Richithfc how can you think this is real? It's fake you retard

[Richithfc]

@cheezilius

What!? I know its fake you idiot. Didn't you read the comment I posted to you!? Its called sarcasm.

You put "FAKE" as if the makers were trying to pretend it was real. They made it as a joke, a piss take, christ alive you uneducated moron

[cheezilius]

@Richithfc You can think what you want mate. At the end of the day I know it's fake but you can believe it's real if you like. I don't care.

[Richithfc]

@cheezilius

WHAT THE FUCK!! ARE YOU SO STUPID

I KNOW IT IS FAKE.

It is fake! I know this ok!

You said Fake as if you thought others thought it was real! You brainless cunt!

Dont reply your embarrassing yourself.

Idiot, of course it is fake its a piss take clip. christ almighty who makes people like you eh? Need to be rounded up and shot, inbred fucking cunt.

[cheezilius]

@Richithfc You're embarrassing yourself with your grammar. You're also embarrassing yourself by shouting and swearing like some 12 year old chav. I just wonder what kind of disastrous event could have taken place in your childhood to make you react in such a violent and petulant way. Quite pathetic really. By the way this video is fake.

[Richithfc]

@cheezilius

NO its real you dumb fuck..

The only disastrous event that occured in my life was having the displeasure of dealing with such a shit for brain cunt like you. I am surprises someone with as little common sense as you can actually spell, what you use, spellcheck?

Anyway, im blocking you from contacting me now because you really are the most uneducated, brain dead piece of wank matte i have ever come across.

[spoonspoiler]

@Richithfc

It's real mate. I know because I hired him. As we speak he's licking envelopes in my cellar.

[Richithfc]

@spoonspoiler

Better at that than football these days i guess

[IIOdInll]

@Richithfc quit swearing u moron u like a 12yr old

[Richithfc]

@IIOdInll

Boo fucking hoo, dry your eyes baby.

[MrPresidentToBe]

@cheezilius yep, this video is as fake as a hollywood actress face!

[OldPrawnFace]

Peter Jones' hair changes colour a few times. LOL.

[larrythelookout]

lol great very funny

[Chihang256]

2:09

[kolakkolik]

This is great

[liverpoolmini]

this is funny



[gypblood]

hehe ^O^

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[Einhazer]

Funny! wkwkwkwk

[coosse]

THIS IS BRILLAINT

[Ambar88]

Were they investing in him being benched for Man Utd.? I wouldn't invest either =/

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[dukkha88]

one of those temptations in life hahah

[dalgy500]

We don't need any more short, little ego-maniacs on TV!! ha ha class.

[demoremda]

brilliant, more plz

[mrbeanaswell]

very funny. really.

[copsandrobbersgta]

dragons? lol. Always same comments. then bye. Crap

[1994blandy]

wot is his pitch about??

[sumfinorother]

football pitch

[vikashpenis]

@1994blandy

You are so dumb

[styops]

nice.