Satisfaction Guaranteed

[GingerMarie1993]

Satisfaction Guaranteed? What, but there is no sex?

[AkzulSaulie1993]

It wasn't until recently that I realized how satirical this song is, oh my god XD

[Musiclover9658]

This must mean nobody has sex :0

[ZTVProductions]

And that's how Mormons are created. Joseph Smith changed his name.

[zeldagirly22]

my favorite son gin the movie<3

i dont think people give this film a chance

[wickedfeylady]

Yeah, I'm commenting on the video again. The Professor's the only real person in the town, everyone else is a robot- that's my theory. I mean, they weren't reproducing or anything....

[teamjacob816]

I just did this play, i was the little girl that gets thrown @ geppetto

[sparkebold]

Perfect children or homemade slaves. You decide...

[paigebrumby]

im a school kid in this show, luckily NOT a creepy smiley child lol

[baisuh]

I wasn't ever scared of Pleasure Island or the Puppet Master. Instead, the perfect children scared me! I bet if I came out of that machine, my parents would send me back!

[KuroganeLover11]

WHOOT! I'm Prof. Buonragazzo in our production of My Son Pinnocio, and I get opening night!

[Merstar12]

3:28 You can almost see the point where the kid turns into a midget XD

[wizardwarrior713]

STEAK KNIVES! o_O

can u imagine when the children grow up, then the whole village would be automatic and scary perfect.

[patriotsboy75]

@aqfanatic thats why they throw in the steak knives.

[aqfanatic]

what do they do with the kids the parents end up not wanting? do they put them back in the macjine?

[Bwal247]

Big Lipped Alligator Moment

[mydoglydia]

did I hear "...a better way to breed"???? So sad. And no one speaks up?  I, for one, am going to!

[averyjays]

I sing this song whenever I hear the phrase "Satisfaction Guaranteed" ! :)

[Twilightsavitar]

Does anybody else find it amusing that he used the term "Jiminy Cricket?"

[DemonicBloodyRose]

i wonder what they did with the kids gepetto didnt want?

[Asperger1993]

@DemonicBloodyRose They give tough customers steak knives...

[DogoHalibar]

It's like a super insane version of Stepford Wives.

[az19all]

this certainly puts the term "sugar and spice and everything nice thats what little girls are made of" to a creepy level doesn't it

[mikenike123454]

6:02 A SET OF STEAK KNIVES!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!! I think I know how those parents will use those steak knives after a month of living with those creepy possesed children.

[icecreamloverpanda]

i want to pet that guys mustash its sooo fluffy :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[PhantomAngelofMusic]

And of course, the creepiest and worst part of the scene is if you think for a moment: What happens to the perfect kids that the professor made for Geppetto that he refused? The professor makes them sound like items to be cast aside if they're refused. Best case scenario, they're orphaned or enslaved, worst? Killed?

[mydoglydia]

@PhantomAngelofMusic  did you hear the phrase " a better way to breed" too?

[wickedfeylady]

@PhantomAngelofMusic They use 'em for spare parts.

[RandomFreakyGirl]

Most blonde girls I know are good at stripping, not dancing.

[sweetc832002]

this reminds me of the movie "the stepford wife"

[senatormari]

I'm not performing but I'll be doing spotlights for this musical. All the music is so darn catchy!!

[MarissaRenaldi]

Im playing Buonragazzo in this!

:]

im so excited!

[wickedfeylady]

Does anyone have the full lyrics to this? They are kind of creepy when you think about them("From a smart-mouthed kid with individuality you're freed") and I would like to read them

[senatormari]

My friend thinks that Buonrogazzo kidnaps kids and brainswashes them out of individuality. I have to admit, these perfect children are REALLY scary.

[wickedfeylady]

I like her theory!

[wickedfeylady]

RUN FROM THE STEPFORD CHILDREN, DREW CAREY!!!

I always thought this bit was so creepy and weird when I was little...what parent would take one of those annyoing kids home?

[creekstar7]

"Faster than you can say Jiminy Cricket."

XD

[creekstar7]

those kids are perfect... too perfect...

: )

[MissLexiPink]

Those kids were so perfect & cute I almost puked when I first saw this movie. I still love this movie.

[GamerAshley]

Those perfect kids scare the crap out of me :0

[DogoHalibar]

@GamerAshley Who wouldn't they scare the crap out of?

[Zaywex]

Why are all the kids so cute in this movie?

[misao1414]

i love this movie. :)

[AnthonyCrivello]

Tony Award Winner ANTHONY CRIVELLO is "Bernardo" ( the husband looking for a child) in this clip of GEPPETTO opposite Drew Carey, Rene Auberjonois & Teresa Parente

[Medracin]

lol, Rene Auberjonois looks so much like my science teacher!

[RandomFreakyGirl]

Yay! Thanks again for this one as well!

[broadwaygk32]

this is the creapiest song if kids acted like *that* you know how boring our lifes would be. I guess that is the point of the song.

[broadwaygk32]

this is the creapiest song. Could you imagine how boring our life would be if kids acted like *that*

[TheBlueFairy1987]

Yes, I know what you mean. It's impossible that children wouldn't never make mad their parents as it's true that so much perfection eventually would bore all of us!

[banksiegirl]

the tiny little girl is the cutest kid in that scene

[Adamguy2003]

I remember before this movie premiered, seeing a little "Making of" short about it, and they mentioned that when casting the children in this song, they set up really thorough auditions for kids who already had a lot of experience singing or dancing.

[thetruesora]

I'd be thinking "is there anyway I can kill some of these kids before I leave?"

[koolarkin]

"Oh, forget about that old one"

lol, anybody would think they were talking about a sweater or something!

[Pinker33]

Scarlett Pomers is in this scene she says: I love memorizing tenses!

[oemaila]

At 5:27, wasn't that Sara Paxton?

[TheBlueFairy1987]

Yes, she was! Sara Paxton was also in "Superhero movie" and in "Aquamarine". Have you seen them?

[BearGirl26]

LOL Those perfect children crack me up.

[fluffythefluffkeeper]

i love this movie :D

[TheBlueFairy1987]

Rene Auberjonois singing "Satisfaction Guaranteed" ia absolutely fantastic! He was also the voice of Chef Louis in The Little Mermaid" singing "Les Poissons".