@chiefdancingostriche i am replying to apologize. i had no idea this was satire. i didn't think to read the description. yeah, those things are kinda important. it's one reason i thought stephen colbert was a republican asshole for about 2 years or so before i realized he was mocking republican assholes thru satire.
"The government of the United States is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion." (Treaty of Tripoli, Article 11: Written during the Administration of George Washington and signed into law by John Adams.) <<< proof it's not a Christian Nation ^_^
@smartandstupid37 You're the one who has been brainwashed you profligate piece of human waste!
You worship at the feet of false idols and sing the praises of the Devil's men! When you burn in hell, I will laugh and sing and relax in paradise for all eternity. Ciao.
@Brotherinchrist1985 I have not been brainwashed, my mind is my own, and calling me "Human waste"(Human should have been capitalized, for your information.) is true, as are you though, considering you are most likely in your early forties, and have not comitted to helping your soiciety, you Sir, are the true human waste(trying to keep religion a part of humanity). I do not worship anything, The Devil does not exist, Hell is used as a metaphor for something bad. Peace~<3
@smartandstupid37 God is capitalized, Lord is capitalized He and Him are capitalized when referring to the one true Lord! But humans are not deserving of a capital letter, because most of them are retarded morons who will burn in hell for the rest of their lives! And there will be no 'peace' for you in hell.
@Brotherinchrist1985 No,I just dislike retarded ass christian Trolls. There is no archaeological proof of Jesus,Therefor no proof(The Bible is not proof).Human beings ARE evil, because we are 'sin' because we evolved from apes,and apes have this 'sin' aswell, and as long as we are greedy,selfish,needy,lustful,hateful,angry,jealous, beings,just like APES.We need to realize that us being on this path is going to lead us to destruction,and no 'god' would be able to help us, simply cause none exist.
@Brotherinchrist1985 lol, no thought is needed at all, it is modern common sense, and study of the past, try thinking about any religion at all =P it's fact that it's all bs, Just by looking at the entire idea, not as a bias theist, and not as a biased atheist, but as a Human Being =P
@smartandstupid37 Oh man I knew that would pay off, see Shane said nobody checks other people's favourites but I said people definitely do and if I favourited a bunch of crap people would buy the whole thing. Glad it worked, thanks for being a guinea pig.
@bacelines no, america is a very christian nation. the fact that america says "we accept all religion" is bullshit. yeah, you have freedom of religion, but christians make up something like 70 percent of americans.
@M15CY can't believe I'm wasting my time on this but...
Our constitution strictly prohibits the state from endorsing any religion. It was about 75% claimed Christians in 2008, down from 76% in 2001 down from 86% in 1990, by the way (census.gov). Remember, if you make a claim there is always someone willing to check your facts. However, this can not be, in any way, used as a basis for lawmaking; its unconstitutional. As in can't do it. At all. No exceptions. /internetfight
@M15CY The majority may very well claim to be christian, but the state itself, the government and all considerations thereof, are secular by design. Again, the constitution explicitly denies the ability to use a religious doctrine as a basis for the law; therefore the very idea of making atheism a capitol offense as is argued in this video is un-American. To say the US is a christian nation is a falsity meant to confuse; to justify things like 'kill all the atheists' and such.
@M15CY (continued from preceding post) I do realize that this video is a satire, but the argument itself is still being held seriously by some sects of the christian community here in the US. Likewise, it is un-American to say that we must have all Christians put to death; or Catholics or Jews or Muslims. This is the stuff of Nazis, Stalinists and other fascists, not the good people of the US.
YOUR A FUCKING POE OR JUSTS JUSTS RETARDED YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHY WERE IN AFGANISTAN WE SHOULD JUSTS TAKE ALL YOU RIGHTS AWAY. beacuse you want to do that to ppl who think differently to you
People people people, it's satire. Come on, seriously. It says in the top rated comment, in the description and the note in the video from 0:00 - 0:06.
Truebelieverinjesus Atheism should be a capital crime.... you know how fucking retarded that sounds? you know who else had such tought about religion mad insane twisted peoples that didnt even care about the consecvenses.
YOUR A FUCKING NAZI RACIST you know that? you saying that we should kill all the womens and children that are muslim, and also telling that religion should not be a choise?what im here to tell you that christianity is a way to explain something we dont understand. RETARD
The scary thing is that this was done in jest and a satire, But there are really people who do believe exactly this! so it is sometimes hard to tell what is satire and what is real. In this case we had a label to help, but in real life, these views exist . Scary!
@0Mentalist0 u don't have to respond to this, but i'll respond for the other people:
1. he isn't real so he is not willing nor possible to be able to be willing
he is merely a concept that our stone aged ancestors thought of. A good thought, but a thought that would only hold societies back for thousands of years. The fact is we don't know. Don't know does not = invisible man in the sky who "Designed everything" for a reason. In fact we learn that organisms ADAPT to being able to live
Excellent satire, bro. You wouldn't happen to be an actor would you? Because I could definitely see you playing great bad guys! Oh, and obligatory comment on dislikes:
Either 105 people are slow atheists or they're pissed Westboro Baptists.
Either way, it's sad to see there's only 60 likes in comparison.
There is nothing that differentiates this boy from a muslim extremist. Its too bad he wont ever recognize that in himself... what a poor sick child.. So sad :(
Saying you want anyone who doesn't believe in the same things as you do dead is a horrible thing to say. Doesn't the teachings of Jesus and God teach you to pray for non-believers and wish them well? Why can't you just apperciate different beliefs and idividuality? Why have you got to wish them dead? That it's a very moral or peaceful thing to say.
What if Hindu is right and Christianity is wrong? I know faith makes you believe otherwise but there is no evidence.
@ElectroSexual0009 * that ISN'T a very moral or peaceful thing to say. You religion is making you hate people and wish them dead.
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
@ElectroSexual0009 Also, there are NO records or situations where Athiests have killed believers because they do not believe the same as them. NONE what-so-ever. Now let's see how many times Christians have killed for their beliefs....
lots. I'm not saying every christian does that, thery are natrually peacful people. You are the perfect example of when Athiests say that Religion makes moral people become immoral..
Good job, I was about to say that surely the first rule of satire is to not declare it so. However, it was very convincing so I might not have known otherwise!
Tell that to a soldier who went and fought for your freedom to say retarded crap like that. He won't stop you from saying, but he might punch you in the mouth when your done. I would. FREEDOM to practice religion ring a bell kid, or have you not made it to history class yet........?
You move alot. God isnt real, we arent made of mud. We arent created by a God, you cant walk on water and SNAKES DONT TALK! ONLY IN HARRY POTTER! You believe in a fairytale, you are guided trough life by a fairytale! It is just a Story. Stoned? You are stoned! The makers of the bible were STONED. You are what is wrong with the world! Stop smoke shit and grow a brain! It took 40 billions of years to evolve your brain! USE IT, you are wasting your life. This is bullshit, Christianity is bullshit!.
You're a young guy who should be enjoying a life rather than spouting this crap! You have been brainwashed - that is if you ever had a brain to be washed. You give christians a worse name than they already have. Religious hatred seems to be your creed!!!
You don´t have a christian nation you dikhead, you´re a psychopath and you don´t know it, you´re in favour of genocide, infantocide, slavery your god is a gay wanker of the lowest order, I´d stone you to death for a fucking laugh you fucking nutball
@Junolisk "I think Jesus was a really nice guy." I don't! It was Jesus who came up with the idea that, no matter how much good we'd done, if we didn't believe his word - which was from now on everyone has to go through HIM to get to God (no wonder most Jews rejected that; it breaks the first commandment) - he'd throw us into Hell to burn forever.
He said a few good things that had been said before in ideologies predating Judaism, but basically he was a "the end is nigh" loon.
If this isn't satire, then this guy is not worthy of being part of the human species. Such a completely incogent rant, half of which is quoting from the KJV... because we totally speak in old English in the year 2010.
@norbarellis Its not satire, its stupidity - even being an atheist i find this some how offensive because I KNOW that many christians would like it to be this way. There is an american-website called GodHatesSweden . com. I think that is enough proof of this "silliness" .
Is there an Internet award for the best Poe, cos if i didn't know this was satire, i would have thought this lad was the real deal. Well done. PS, I laugh mockingly at the dopes who got sucked in.
America is not a christian nation, though it was formed on christian principles, it was also formed so everyone could practice whatever religion they wanted
you've got to be kidding me kid. your parents feed you this shit!! allah is another name for god. they speak another fucking language in another culture older than yours you retard. jesus was a peaceful person. you are a bloodthirsty animal. our brothers are dying in the middle east and you say this is our holy mission? if your parents were in front of me i'd slap them silly. jesus did not preach killing muslims was our job. you sound like a nazi youth!!
So, Your saying God is a man, He loves you and we are all his children. Now, yes that is true, but come on do you have to go so low as to say he is a bisexual incest loving God. Thats total bull. Lets say, your dad is a man, he loves you and your his child, does that make him a Bisexual incest loving person??? Now, that makes no sense to me. so whatever choke on your words.
Ahahahahahahahahahaha I dont give a fuck you damn sheep. I am happy athiest doing my job pissing you sheeps off. Oh and yeah the bible doesnt shadow murder, rape, and all that other stuff. It's the lying pastor and reverends who do.
Right.. right, public stoning. Why not incorporate EVERYTHING that the bible says, lets kill women that get pregnant before marriage (even those that are raped) lets stone lieing and disobedient children... Lets have slavery! Yay! The Bible Loves Slavery! And lets sell our daughters into Prostitution! Oh what else what else... It looks like you really havent read any of the bible in the first place for having a "Favorite" part, how about spending time ACUTALLY reading it. Its disgusting.
Yes, the Bible does have that stuff in it. Prostitution, Stoning, and much more. So, there have been wrongs in history. There are still wrongs today. There are still people being murdered, raped, prostituting, etc. etc. etc., Just because the Bible doesn't shadow out the truth doesn't meen its a bad book. Instead of looking on the negetive, have you stopped and read the positive aspects of the book. And, did you know that there have been archeological discoveries, that correspond to the Bible?
Sounds like you were dumb enough to believe Bush when he told us that he actually heard from god. Politicians only use religion to get sheeple like yourself to do what they want. Wake up, they are about as religious as osama bin laden. I am sure religion is nothing more than a tool to him.
Say there's no god, and when you die, nothing happens. But you would have wasted a significant portion of your life and money on this imaginary deity (church, prayer, tithing, etc.)
And who's to say if it's the Christian god that exists? What if you're wrong about Mithra, Zeus, Krishna, Horus, Quetzlcoatl, and all of the other imaginary friends man has dreamt up over history.
You would destroy human kind just so you could think that you are right. That clearly shows the lows of your morality. Reason will defeat religion sooner or later... I estimate that after 200 years every kind of religion will be nearly extinct especially Christianity because most of christian countries have good infrastructure of education(Unless USA will let itself to be dragged down by these religious individuals)
@TrueBelieverinJesus I find my time in Church and money spent unwasted regardless. I've made great friends through church. And this One's different in that They want a personal relationship with you rather than simply you just worshipping Them. I'm not saying what truly is and what isn't. I'm just letting you know that church is not an ENTIRE waste of time without God. It teaches good morals too (I would've been a real bad child if I were atheist)
@reynoldswrap0426 Also, I would like to add that if I live my life perfectly moral and live for my family and as being an Atheist I'm wrong. If God doesn't let me in I don't want to be in, he must be a right idiot! I'd rather go to hell and hang with the rockstars.
Jesus didn't bring the crusades and inquisition, BAD CHRISTIANS did. Why is that so hard for you to see? There are plenty of people in all of history that are just as horrible regardless of their acclaimed philosophy.
that is my point ,Bad Christians! so didn't jesus bring them in to existent ?. point being christianity isn't good what good has come out of Christianity , on the scales does the good outweigh the bad
I wouldn't say so . KKK , church against women's rights, mixed marriage, gay marriage, science in schools , you name it the church has been against it , thats the church in the name of jesus , didn't he see this being done in his name ????
Jesus did not cause these tragedies, the evil in the hearts of men caused them. They simply had a quick reason for it, and they'll always find a scapegoat to do evil.
There are 1.5 billion Catholics in the world, one denomination of Christianity. The vast majority of Christians are not nearly as evil as the inquisition or the crusaders, and to suppose that the "typical Christian solution" is so violent is downright foolish. There are so many Christians that most of them are normal people.
There are people that do evil things in the name of pretty much any famous figure. It's not a matter of what organization they're a part of as much as it is a matter of how zealous and militant they are. This correlates with the fact that although you'll hear loudmouth stereotypical evangelists in the news, you'll find that most Christians are against that behavior.
Bad religion, or bad followers? Those who make mistakes in following a belief also make mistakes in representing it.
So you think removing Christianity will remove the evil in the hearts of Christians? That is far from true. Christian morals prevent many from doing evil things, while at the same time a truly evil man will do evil regardless of the reason he chooses for it.
If you study Christian Doctrine in depth (as opposed to history), you'll see that it is far from the mentality of the crusaders and the like.
removing christianity would remove the " i did it in the name of jesus or god , if people want to do evil they should admit they do it in there own name and not find excuses in a book. As I was CofE I did my studying and found nothing that couldn't get form the children's section of any library.
you honestly think christians would run amuck if they realise there god was a myth
If all Christians were utterly convinced that God didn't exist, they'd do just as much evil if not more. Many Christians live in a fear of Hell that prevents them from sin. With that figure gone, they will have no such limit.
This isn't the only view of God that Christians have, and I'm not saying that the "big brother" view is a good one, but still.
If you really want to study the heart of Christianity, study St. Thomas Aquinas' Suma Theologica.
Church of England its what Henry the 8th replaced chatholosism with so he could get divorced . if you think ethic's only exists because of religions , you would have to explain why Purana's don't eat each other , or why there is less violence in societies like the UK,( a manly atheist structure) than the USA (a mainly christian structure) .
why don't Atheist run amuck.
replace there fear of going to hell with fear of going to jail ,
I never said that ethics only exist because of religion, and in fact, it is clear to me that such is not the case. My point is simply that removing Christianity will not cause more good to exist in the world.
no it wont course more good but it will stop people having an excuse to do bad in the name of religion,
Sarah palin said the war in iraq was in the name of god . and she was not alone
remove god and people would have to admit the real reasons. there would be no argument against gay marriage people would have to say I'm bigoted against gays . there would be truth
Is this kid serious? This is too rediculous for anybody of any faith to say... do you honestly think that that would work... can't be real... this guy is a phony....
HAHAHA, penis. jesus vomited watching this video. he does not love you. you are unloved, and should repent, so you vill be loved. so to recap, jesus does not love you cause you are tarded
You are such a fagget you stupid retard. If you want to kill all Atheists then you are like Adolf Hitler you are wanting to kill people because they are not like you stupid fucking retard. You are racist you cannot say other people faiths are not true because naming a "God" " God" thats is just the most stupidest thing I have ever heard people can believe in anything they want you hill billy freak. Stfu about Obama to stupid fagget we need a Black President
this just shows how intolerant Christians are, u cant handle people having their own beleifs, "when jesus said thou shalt have no other god", the killing began, example of intolerance: missions, christians are so intollerant of people having their own beleifs that they have to go to other countries and strip the religion from the people living there U ARE A RACIST, INTOLLERANT BASTARD
Its called the 5 Basic freedoms. Freedom of speech, freedom of the press freedom of petition freedom of assemble and freedom of RELIGION. America would be really SCREWED up if they forced us all to b christain
I just lost hope for most of the human race.
Also has anyone else noticed that atheists tend to know more about the bible then Christians???
funnyvidssnet 1 month ago
"Allah" is Arabic for "God", just saying
Gamer8862 1 month ago in playlist More videos from TrueBelieverinJesus
"You shall not kill"???? "Love your enemy" ??? Have you ever heard of this???
OliverDeep 4 months ago
to the morons who don't get it..this is satire...tsk tsk
Silversong88 4 months ago
1: Religion was created to control people.
2: Religious people really need help from men in white coats.
LLOYD19851012 4 months ago
hahaha he said christian nation hahahaha i needed a good laugh
Jasoncrim 4 months ago
truebelieverinjesus is one damn good reason to NOT believe in god.
chiefdancingostriche 5 months ago
@chiefdancingostriche i am replying to apologize. i had no idea this was satire. i didn't think to read the description. yeah, those things are kinda important. it's one reason i thought stephen colbert was a republican asshole for about 2 years or so before i realized he was mocking republican assholes thru satire.
chiefdancingostriche 5 months ago
Can't decide, trolling or just stupid?
cm3007235 5 months ago
@gollyman666 Why are you replying to a comment made two weeks ago?
I don't even remember who I was trolling that day or why but it's irrelevant now anyway.
You troll, you lol, you move on.
Brotherinchrist1985 5 months ago
Are the people posting responses also engaging in satire? Yeah right....lol....
sixtiksix 7 months ago
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"The government of the United States is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion." (Treaty of Tripoli, Article 11: Written during the Administration of George Washington and signed into law by John Adams.) <<< proof it's not a Christian Nation ^_^
smartandstupid37 7 months ago
Wow, im pretty sure Jesus loves you wanting to stone people to death! poor brainwashed thing...im so happy i have my own mind ^_^
smartandstupid37 7 months ago
@smartandstupid37 You're the one who has been brainwashed you profligate piece of human waste!
You worship at the feet of false idols and sing the praises of the Devil's men! When you burn in hell, I will laugh and sing and relax in paradise for all eternity. Ciao.
Brotherinchrist1985 6 months ago
@Brotherinchrist1985 I have not been brainwashed, my mind is my own, and calling me "Human waste"(Human should have been capitalized, for your information.) is true, as are you though, considering you are most likely in your early forties, and have not comitted to helping your soiciety, you Sir, are the true human waste(trying to keep religion a part of humanity). I do not worship anything, The Devil does not exist, Hell is used as a metaphor for something bad. Peace~<3
smartandstupid37 6 months ago
@smartandstupid37 God is capitalized, Lord is capitalized He and Him are capitalized when referring to the one true Lord! But humans are not deserving of a capital letter, because most of them are retarded morons who will burn in hell for the rest of their lives! And there will be no 'peace' for you in hell.
Brotherinchrist1985 6 months ago
@Brotherinchrist1985 Satan gives great head ;D
smartandstupid37 6 months ago
@smartandstupid37 So you're an infantile moron, alright good to know I won't waste anymore time on you.
Brotherinchrist1985 6 months ago
@Brotherinchrist1985 No,I just dislike retarded ass christian Trolls. There is no archaeological proof of Jesus,Therefor no proof(The Bible is not proof).Human beings ARE evil, because we are 'sin' because we evolved from apes,and apes have this 'sin' aswell, and as long as we are greedy,selfish,needy,lustful,hateful,angry,jealous, beings,just like APES.We need to realize that us being on this path is going to lead us to destruction,and no 'god' would be able to help us, simply cause none exist.
smartandstupid37 6 months ago
@smartandstupid37 You put way too much actual thought into this stuff. Go lie down or something.
Brotherinchrist1985 6 months ago
@Brotherinchrist1985 lol, no thought is needed at all, it is modern common sense, and study of the past, try thinking about any religion at all =P it's fact that it's all bs, Just by looking at the entire idea, not as a bias theist, and not as a biased atheist, but as a Human Being =P
smartandstupid37 6 months ago
@smartandstupid37 Nope you're still thinking too much, maybe a spot of trepanning is in order.
Brotherinchrist1985 6 months ago
@Brotherinchrist1985 lol, says someone who has "Palin 2012" favorited..
smartandstupid37 6 months ago
@smartandstupid37 Oh man I knew that would pay off, see Shane said nobody checks other people's favourites but I said people definitely do and if I favourited a bunch of crap people would buy the whole thing. Glad it worked, thanks for being a guinea pig.
Brotherinchrist1985 6 months ago
Its not a Christian nation for start...
bacelines 8 months ago
@bacelines no, america is a very christian nation. the fact that america says "we accept all religion" is bullshit. yeah, you have freedom of religion, but christians make up something like 70 percent of americans.
M15CY 8 months ago
@M15CY can't believe I'm wasting my time on this but...
Our constitution strictly prohibits the state from endorsing any religion. It was about 75% claimed Christians in 2008, down from 76% in 2001 down from 86% in 1990, by the way (census.gov). Remember, if you make a claim there is always someone willing to check your facts. However, this can not be, in any way, used as a basis for lawmaking; its unconstitutional. As in can't do it. At all. No exceptions. /internetfight
geoffharsh 7 months ago
@geoffharsh it is still a very christian nation. and by christian nation i mean the majority of americans are christians.
M15CY 6 months ago
@M15CY The majority may very well claim to be christian, but the state itself, the government and all considerations thereof, are secular by design. Again, the constitution explicitly denies the ability to use a religious doctrine as a basis for the law; therefore the very idea of making atheism a capitol offense as is argued in this video is un-American. To say the US is a christian nation is a falsity meant to confuse; to justify things like 'kill all the atheists' and such.
geoffharsh 6 months ago
@M15CY (continued from preceding post) I do realize that this video is a satire, but the argument itself is still being held seriously by some sects of the christian community here in the US. Likewise, it is un-American to say that we must have all Christians put to death; or Catholics or Jews or Muslims. This is the stuff of Nazis, Stalinists and other fascists, not the good people of the US.
geoffharsh 6 months ago
YOUR A FUCKING POE OR JUSTS JUSTS RETARDED YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHY WERE IN AFGANISTAN WE SHOULD JUSTS TAKE ALL YOU RIGHTS AWAY. beacuse you want to do that to ppl who think differently to you
bellyzbad 9 months ago
@bellyzbad Are you seriously calling people retarded when you spell like a 5 year old?
bb152005 6 months ago
Darwin award winner.. get a fooking hair cut.
2112starmantemple 9 months ago
this video is like watching paint dry!
rowleyjones 10 months ago
People people people, it's satire. Come on, seriously. It says in the top rated comment, in the description and the note in the video from 0:00 - 0:06.
CrispinMerriman 10 months ago
are you really this stupid??, go to school anda then when you finish highschool get a job and then we'll talk!!
fouche1820 10 months ago
Oh fuck off you stupid silly primitive idiot.
Maximusic999 10 months ago
Yes, I agree. All atheists should be doomed to die... eventually.
odge99 10 months ago
Truebelieverinjesus Atheism should be a capital crime.... you know how fucking retarded that sounds? you know who else had such tought about religion mad insane twisted peoples that didnt even care about the consecvenses.
YOUR A FUCKING NAZI RACIST you know that? you saying that we should kill all the womens and children that are muslim, and also telling that religion should not be a choise?what im here to tell you that christianity is a way to explain something we dont understand. RETARD
Jokerprodution 10 months ago
I am atheist, kill me!
peronkop 10 months ago
you should read you "Christian nations" constitution specifically the first amendment you'll be surprised
judoisoww 10 months ago
Oh fuck you.
TheDoomPig 10 months ago
The scary thing is that this was done in jest and a satire, But there are really people who do believe exactly this! so it is sometimes hard to tell what is satire and what is real. In this case we had a label to help, but in real life, these views exist . Scary!
coolgreyoneabby 11 months ago
God made Atheists.
daftmarzo 11 months ago
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence comet evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?”
0Mentalist0 1 year ago 15
@0Mentalist0 u don't have to respond to this, but i'll respond for the other people:
1. he isn't real so he is not willing nor possible to be able to be willing
he is merely a concept that our stone aged ancestors thought of. A good thought, but a thought that would only hold societies back for thousands of years. The fact is we don't know. Don't know does not = invisible man in the sky who "Designed everything" for a reason. In fact we learn that organisms ADAPT to being able to live
iliveon 1 year ago
shit man, i missed the "SATIRE!!!!" at the beginning haha
KingMatthewDaGreat 1 year ago
Excellent satire, bro. You wouldn't happen to be an actor would you? Because I could definitely see you playing great bad guys! Oh, and obligatory comment on dislikes:
Either 105 people are slow atheists or they're pissed Westboro Baptists.
Either way, it's sad to see there's only 60 likes in comparison.
SnakeOnAPlane 1 year ago
LOL guys hes obviously just joking in this video.
jamesluc256 1 year ago
There is nothing that differentiates this boy from a muslim extremist. Its too bad he wont ever recognize that in himself... what a poor sick child.. So sad :(
AlphaBrenda1 1 year ago
Does no one here take the time to read the fucking description? Honestly...
toocaran 1 year ago
This is racism and bigotry.
YaWhatIThoughtYa 1 year ago
Poor guy, brainwashed since he was born. Thank god for atheism.
importdude458 1 year ago 4
wow, you're an idiot and so, so ignorant.
laurenjeroen 1 year ago
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You are a disgrace
onolex76 1 year ago
Homo.
sunkistmydoritos 1 year ago
That's quite hypocritical.
Saying you want anyone who doesn't believe in the same things as you do dead is a horrible thing to say. Doesn't the teachings of Jesus and God teach you to pray for non-believers and wish them well? Why can't you just apperciate different beliefs and idividuality? Why have you got to wish them dead? That it's a very moral or peaceful thing to say.
What if Hindu is right and Christianity is wrong? I know faith makes you believe otherwise but there is no evidence.
ElectroSexual0009 1 year ago
@ElectroSexual0009 * that ISN'T a very moral or peaceful thing to say. You religion is making you hate people and wish them dead.
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
ElectroSexual0009 1 year ago
@ElectroSexual0009 Also, there are NO records or situations where Athiests have killed believers because they do not believe the same as them. NONE what-so-ever. Now let's see how many times Christians have killed for their beliefs....
lots. I'm not saying every christian does that, thery are natrually peacful people. You are the perfect example of when Athiests say that Religion makes moral people become immoral..
ElectroSexual0009 1 year ago
Good job, I was about to say that surely the first rule of satire is to not declare it so. However, it was very convincing so I might not have known otherwise!
chebob2009 1 year ago
So many downrates ? o.O
cr4yv3n 1 year ago
Yeah yeah, I see it now. My bad young man.
SGTRandyB 1 year ago
Tell that to a soldier who went and fought for your freedom to say retarded crap like that. He won't stop you from saying, but he might punch you in the mouth when your done. I would. FREEDOM to practice religion ring a bell kid, or have you not made it to history class yet........?
SGTRandyB 1 year ago
What a fucking idiot! Its sad to see how ignorant people can be, I hope he wakes up some day...
pf37rss 1 year ago
why so many downrates for a satire? It should be way up rated :D
There, there, i'll patch you up...
*rates up*
cr4yv3n 1 year ago
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You're not a christian nation, you're a secular nation with the separation of church and state. From your own constitution:
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof"
djkhaless 1 year ago
Yeah in Harry potter the snakes don't really talk it's more like he speaks snake
cenuon 1 year ago
You move alot. God isnt real, we arent made of mud. We arent created by a God, you cant walk on water and SNAKES DONT TALK! ONLY IN HARRY POTTER! You believe in a fairytale, you are guided trough life by a fairytale! It is just a Story. Stoned? You are stoned! The makers of the bible were STONED. You are what is wrong with the world! Stop smoke shit and grow a brain! It took 40 billions of years to evolve your brain! USE IT, you are wasting your life. This is bullshit, Christianity is bullshit!.
Arcrer 1 year ago
@Arcrer This is a satire...
jagexisthedevil 1 year ago
@jagexisthedevil I see, yeah im laughing my ass off. heeh heeh
Arcrer 1 year ago
its little hate stirring white supremacy shits like you that have this world fucked.
euroman32589 1 year ago
@euroman32589 Um.......you are unaware of what satire means I take it.
myjizzureye 1 year ago
@myjizzureye ..yes, i hang my head in shame and you were right to correct me.
euroman32589 1 year ago
@euroman32589 Cheer up. I want you inside of me (^.o)
myjizzureye 1 year ago
@myjizzureye ..if you want something inside of you, i suggest the body and blood of christ......now thats true satire!!!!!
euroman32589 1 year ago
@euroman32589 Are you suggesting christ do me so hard it bleeds? Sounds hawt.
myjizzureye 1 year ago
@myjizzureye ..lol. you keep on jizzin and god will keep on giving.
euroman32589 1 year ago
@euroman32589 Gods a receiver i hear, strictly bottom only.
myjizzureye 1 year ago
You're a young guy who should be enjoying a life rather than spouting this crap! You have been brainwashed - that is if you ever had a brain to be washed. You give christians a worse name than they already have. Religious hatred seems to be your creed!!!
bigguitar22 1 year ago
@bigguitar22 Funny it sounded to me like he was quoting the bible O.o
You know....like a true religious zealot...yeahhh..
cr4yv3n 1 year ago
You don´t have a christian nation you dikhead, you´re a psychopath and you don´t know it, you´re in favour of genocide, infantocide, slavery your god is a gay wanker of the lowest order, I´d stone you to death for a fucking laugh you fucking nutball
yatter1 1 year ago
change the title to "THIS video was a waste OF TIME"
LowleyUK 1 year ago
I do get it but the trouble with this is, too many think you're serious. That happens a lot on YT.
queenastilon 1 year ago
@Junolisk "I think Jesus was a really nice guy." I don't! It was Jesus who came up with the idea that, no matter how much good we'd done, if we didn't believe his word - which was from now on everyone has to go through HIM to get to God (no wonder most Jews rejected that; it breaks the first commandment) - he'd throw us into Hell to burn forever.
He said a few good things that had been said before in ideologies predating Judaism, but basically he was a "the end is nigh" loon.
queenastilon 1 year ago
Haaaahahahahahaha!!!! This guy's reasoning powers and slow speech make him seem like he has has a lobotomy
matthew39allen24 1 year ago
this is not satire
hortic07 1 year ago
Usually I don't say things like this buttt.... you're kinda creepy O.O
dillio209 1 year ago
dude ur waaaaaaaaaaay 2 young to be blabbering about religion. Dont waste your life
lordmetal2 1 year ago
Do you still feel this way..?
genericmeatunit 1 year ago
@genericmeatunit ...or perhaps I'm missing the joke..?
genericmeatunit 1 year ago
@genericmeatunit - oh yeah, I did miss it. I really should watch the whole thing before commenting. Darn my modern age short attention span.
genericmeatunit 1 year ago
Can sumone tell me if he is joking
aviolentkill 1 year ago
the united states is not a Christian country.
TheCrappyaccount 1 year ago
If this isn't satire, then this guy is not worthy of being part of the human species. Such a completely incogent rant, half of which is quoting from the KJV... because we totally speak in old English in the year 2010.
monolith78 1 year ago
Whackjob!
64Pharcyde 1 year ago
I'm an atheist. And this is just stupid and boring. Try again, and add something entertaining.
stopt1me 1 year ago
You demote every value that makes America a great country! Freedom of religion and freedom FROM religion!
rsaddiction152439 1 year ago
dude ur a fukin tool
Trevor10 1 year ago
Are all americans this silly?
norbarellis 1 year ago
@norbarellis Its not satire, its stupidity - even being an atheist i find this some how offensive because I KNOW that many christians would like it to be this way. There is an american-website called GodHatesSweden . com. I think that is enough proof of this "silliness" .
ArtificialClouds 1 year ago
Is there an Internet award for the best Poe, cos if i didn't know this was satire, i would have thought this lad was the real deal. Well done. PS, I laugh mockingly at the dopes who got sucked in.
Sloan001962 2 years ago
Oh, god, you, had, my, blood pressure up. but it's satire..so, I guess I can get my panties out of a bunch
Ihatejohnashton 2 years ago
Pll who think this is real are probabbly stoned...
TheDeadApple 2 years ago
Is this a joke?
FordCopChrist1995 2 years ago
it says satire on it
moonshine311111 2 years ago
Oh true lol. I was thinking this guy was some maniac for a second lol.
FordCopChrist1995 2 years ago
lol me too than is saw that it was in the comedy category
moonshine311111 2 years ago
America is not a christian nation, though it was formed on christian principles, it was also formed so everyone could practice whatever religion they wanted
jecker19000 2 years ago
do you live under a rock? it sounds like you live under a rock? get your head out of your ass
nath13an 2 years ago
Wow that kid is fucking stupid
omgJellyFish 2 years ago
you've got to be kidding me kid. your parents feed you this shit!! allah is another name for god. they speak another fucking language in another culture older than yours you retard. jesus was a peaceful person. you are a bloodthirsty animal. our brothers are dying in the middle east and you say this is our holy mission? if your parents were in front of me i'd slap them silly. jesus did not preach killing muslims was our job. you sound like a nazi youth!!
willowwannabe 2 years ago
i find it funny how ppl try to explain scientific problems using a book that is more then 2000 years old! lets stoned everybody! yeah!
accionhero 2 years ago
wooo awesome Satire dude ^.^
nab101592 2 years ago 2
I can't believe how many people rate your videos down without actually reading the info section or detecting the obvious sarcasm.
megamanium 2 years ago 2
I agree. He even labels it as satire in the description and in the very beginning of the video.
TheKilgoretrout 2 years ago 8
Show me some legitimate proof and i will believe.
Niners8016 2 years ago
This is really funny....
Ningchiou 2 years ago
but venomfangx is the troof! are you da trfoof too?? arg. this is hard.
tony42819 2 years ago
god how many bowls you smoke before making this?
brentb1989 2 years ago
*sigh*...if atheism would be a "capital crime" than Creationism would be too............i swear the bible rots the brain faster than T.V does
Sephiroth174 2 years ago 2
Well duh - should we stone them with feathers? That would take a long time.
terrisonperry 2 years ago
ahhhh u are so fucking ugly you gay retarded moron
god is a fake bullshit
93Gaara 2 years ago
THIS IS A JOKE FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!!!
llamzrt 2 years ago
i am not joking
he is mega ugly and shoudent show his face on youtube, cuz now i will have nightmares
93Gaara 2 years ago
No...I meant the video was a joke....
llamzrt 2 years ago
if this isnt a joke it wouldnt surprise me.
almost all reliogions kill other people if they dont believe their god
DforeverDscarletG 2 years ago
i dont know in what village you live
i live in city
93Gaara 2 years ago
??? i live in a city
DforeverDscarletG 2 years ago
christ is man and he loves you and we're all his children. So basicaly he's a bisexual, incest loving god......yep sound like my kind of god
TeaBagJizzer 2 years ago 2
So, Your saying God is a man, He loves you and we are all his children. Now, yes that is true, but come on do you have to go so low as to say he is a bisexual incest loving God. Thats total bull. Lets say, your dad is a man, he loves you and your his child, does that make him a Bisexual incest loving person??? Now, that makes no sense to me. so whatever choke on your words.
mlharvey3 2 years ago
Ahahahahahahahahahaha I dont give a fuck you damn sheep. I am happy athiest doing my job pissing you sheeps off. Oh and yeah the bible doesnt shadow murder, rape, and all that other stuff. It's the lying pastor and reverends who do.
TeaBagJizzer 2 years ago 2
Right.. right, public stoning. Why not incorporate EVERYTHING that the bible says, lets kill women that get pregnant before marriage (even those that are raped) lets stone lieing and disobedient children... Lets have slavery! Yay! The Bible Loves Slavery! And lets sell our daughters into Prostitution! Oh what else what else... It looks like you really havent read any of the bible in the first place for having a "Favorite" part, how about spending time ACUTALLY reading it. Its disgusting.
CJay554 2 years ago
Yes, the Bible does have that stuff in it. Prostitution, Stoning, and much more. So, there have been wrongs in history. There are still wrongs today. There are still people being murdered, raped, prostituting, etc. etc. etc., Just because the Bible doesn't shadow out the truth doesn't meen its a bad book. Instead of looking on the negetive, have you stopped and read the positive aspects of the book. And, did you know that there have been archeological discoveries, that correspond to the Bible?
mlharvey3 2 years ago
Just Type:
Ask Bro. Eli, the Bible Answers-Post Your Video Responses
dyolc883 2 years ago
i think its good tht ur trying to spread gospel but the angry way u approach it really turns non-believers off
reynoldswrap0426 2 years ago
You're very uneducated buddy, nothing more to say.
stfaulk89 2 years ago
Sounds like you were dumb enough to believe Bush when he told us that he actually heard from god. Politicians only use religion to get sheeple like yourself to do what they want. Wake up, they are about as religious as osama bin laden. I am sure religion is nothing more than a tool to him.
Pitviper1979 2 years ago
you my friend are an idiot! the christian god is NAMED Yahweh ... not GOD! besides its just a fary tail anyways!
GiftofGod18 2 years ago
"fuck jesus"
-cartman
jesse0192 2 years ago
fuck you, you fucking dumbass i hate your ass ur gonna burn horribly in hell for eternity, FUCK YOU!!!!
reynoldswrap0426 2 years ago
"fuck reynoldswrap"
-jesse0192
jesse0192 2 years ago
There is no God.
taxmonkey123 2 years ago
Nice argument you have there.
Marlowann 2 years ago
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can u afford to b wrong. okay, say theres no God i die nothing happens. Say theres a God, u burn in hell and i go to heaven to b with Jesus
reynoldswrap0426 2 years ago
Pascal's Wager is OLLLLD.
Say there's no god, and when you die, nothing happens. But you would have wasted a significant portion of your life and money on this imaginary deity (church, prayer, tithing, etc.)
And who's to say if it's the Christian god that exists? What if you're wrong about Mithra, Zeus, Krishna, Horus, Quetzlcoatl, and all of the other imaginary friends man has dreamt up over history.
TrueBelieverinJesus 2 years ago 13
You would destroy human kind just so you could think that you are right. That clearly shows the lows of your morality. Reason will defeat religion sooner or later... I estimate that after 200 years every kind of religion will be nearly extinct especially Christianity because most of christian countries have good infrastructure of education(Unless USA will let itself to be dragged down by these religious individuals)
Mcwolfkiller 1 year ago
@TrueBelieverinJesus
What about the god that just tortures believers for eternity? lol
TheGodlessGuitarist 1 year ago
@TrueBelieverinJesus I find my time in Church and money spent unwasted regardless. I've made great friends through church. And this One's different in that They want a personal relationship with you rather than simply you just worshipping Them. I'm not saying what truly is and what isn't. I'm just letting you know that church is not an ENTIRE waste of time without God. It teaches good morals too (I would've been a real bad child if I were atheist)
TheKulrai 1 year ago
@reynoldswrap0426 Also, I would like to add that if I live my life perfectly moral and live for my family and as being an Atheist I'm wrong. If God doesn't let me in I don't want to be in, he must be a right idiot! I'd rather go to hell and hang with the rockstars.
OTSTRETFORD 1 year ago
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TheronSax 3 years ago
of course this is a joke lol! this kids' never read these words before in his life! lol good job! funny!
:-)
elipto 3 years ago
that sounds like the typical christian solution, stone , stretch,burn,impale,jug
stab, the unbelievers , is murder a crime
how very christian of you.
what did jesus bring to the world peace? no 600ys of Inquisitions 100ys of crusades
which burning black lynchings all in the name of god . he should have left the Romans alone they were civilised compared to the christians,
crissyhowes 3 years ago 2
Jesus didn't bring the crusades and inquisition, BAD CHRISTIANS did. Why is that so hard for you to see? There are plenty of people in all of history that are just as horrible regardless of their acclaimed philosophy.
Marlowann 3 years ago
that is my point ,Bad Christians! so didn't jesus bring them in to existent ?. point being christianity isn't good what good has come out of Christianity , on the scales does the good outweigh the bad
I wouldn't say so . KKK , church against women's rights, mixed marriage, gay marriage, science in schools , you name it the church has been against it , thats the church in the name of jesus , didn't he see this being done in his name ????
crissyhowes 3 years ago
Jesus did not cause these tragedies, the evil in the hearts of men caused them. They simply had a quick reason for it, and they'll always find a scapegoat to do evil.
There are 1.5 billion Catholics in the world, one denomination of Christianity. The vast majority of Christians are not nearly as evil as the inquisition or the crusaders, and to suppose that the "typical Christian solution" is so violent is downright foolish. There are so many Christians that most of them are normal people.
Marlowann 3 years ago
There are people that do evil things in the name of pretty much any famous figure. It's not a matter of what organization they're a part of as much as it is a matter of how zealous and militant they are. This correlates with the fact that although you'll hear loudmouth stereotypical evangelists in the news, you'll find that most Christians are against that behavior.
Bad religion, or bad followers? Those who make mistakes in following a belief also make mistakes in representing it.
Marlowann 3 years ago
so what good does it do ???
would these good christians be bad without there religion ,
no , so there no point of your juses.
crissyhowes 3 years ago
So you think removing Christianity will remove the evil in the hearts of Christians? That is far from true. Christian morals prevent many from doing evil things, while at the same time a truly evil man will do evil regardless of the reason he chooses for it.
If you study Christian Doctrine in depth (as opposed to history), you'll see that it is far from the mentality of the crusaders and the like.
Marlowann 3 years ago
removing christianity would remove the " i did it in the name of jesus or god , if people want to do evil they should admit they do it in there own name and not find excuses in a book. As I was CofE I did my studying and found nothing that couldn't get form the children's section of any library.
you honestly think christians would run amuck if they realise there god was a myth
crissyhowes 3 years ago
If all Christians were utterly convinced that God didn't exist, they'd do just as much evil if not more. Many Christians live in a fear of Hell that prevents them from sin. With that figure gone, they will have no such limit.
This isn't the only view of God that Christians have, and I'm not saying that the "big brother" view is a good one, but still.
If you really want to study the heart of Christianity, study St. Thomas Aquinas' Suma Theologica.
By the way, what does "CofE" mean?
Marlowann 2 years ago
Church of England its what Henry the 8th replaced chatholosism with so he could get divorced . if you think ethic's only exists because of religions , you would have to explain why Purana's don't eat each other , or why there is less violence in societies like the UK,( a manly atheist structure) than the USA (a mainly christian structure) .
why don't Atheist run amuck.
replace there fear of going to hell with fear of going to jail ,
crissyhowes 2 years ago
Ah, I see. Thank you.
I never said that ethics only exist because of religion, and in fact, it is clear to me that such is not the case. My point is simply that removing Christianity will not cause more good to exist in the world.
Marlowann 2 years ago
no it wont course more good but it will stop people having an excuse to do bad in the name of religion,
Sarah palin said the war in iraq was in the name of god . and she was not alone
remove god and people would have to admit the real reasons. there would be no argument against gay marriage people would have to say I'm bigoted against gays . there would be truth
crissyhowes 2 years ago
Is this kid serious? This is too rediculous for anybody of any faith to say... do you honestly think that that would work... can't be real... this guy is a phony....
tom6134 3 years ago
FYI for retards that flame Satire means he is joking around yo so chill!
Poe's law says you cannot tell the satirist from the fanatic if there is never a smile LOL or a jk jk
this kids a a Poe and good at it to seeing all the hateful comments
xlioilx 3 years ago
HAHAHA, penis. jesus vomited watching this video. he does not love you. you are unloved, and should repent, so you vill be loved. so to recap, jesus does not love you cause you are tarded
Pegases0 3 years ago
You're not representing yourself very well; you come off as being an idiot.
Marlowann 3 years ago
no u
Pegases0 3 years ago
You are such a fagget you stupid retard. If you want to kill all Atheists then you are like Adolf Hitler you are wanting to kill people because they are not like you stupid fucking retard. You are racist you cannot say other people faiths are not true because naming a "God" " God" thats is just the most stupidest thing I have ever heard people can believe in anything they want you hill billy freak. Stfu about Obama to stupid fagget we need a Black President
ZerPanda 3 years ago
your like the crazy guys in the movies that try to kill everyone fornot believing in god.
1CHMAGTORT3 3 years ago
Good satire. However, don't satire about bringing back stoning people to death because that shit still happens in parts of the world.
WayinTruth 3 years ago
Heh, this satire is only funny because of all the comments from people that either took it seriously, or don't know what the word satire means.
JebusGeist 3 years ago
this just shows how intolerant Christians are, u cant handle people having their own beleifs, "when jesus said thou shalt have no other god", the killing began, example of intolerance: missions, christians are so intollerant of people having their own beleifs that they have to go to other countries and strip the religion from the people living there U ARE A RACIST, INTOLLERANT BASTARD
ShadowUmbreon23 3 years ago
Have you ever learned any American History?
Its called the 5 Basic freedoms. Freedom of speech, freedom of the press freedom of petition freedom of assemble and freedom of RELIGION. America would be really SCREWED up if they forced us all to b christain
dabears542 3 years ago
isnt it one of ur ten commandments thou shall not kill. killing the non believers like myself is a crime to ur god and the law buddy XD
SpartanZ99 3 years ago
stfu fag.
who are you to say kill atheists
if you can't do it yourself then keep your mouth shut dickhead
covGuk 3 years ago
Oh and so you know allah means god. just thought i'd tell you
Terrizaster 3 years ago