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  • Destery Kills a clown on a tricycle while he eats a del taco dipper

  • Title: Destery is on the Eiffel Tower in a sombrero while hoola-hooping to a mariachi band with erectile dysfunction.

  • title: Destery Finally Has A Normal Title, And It's This One :D

    i think this one is really cool :) so like it everyone so he can pit it on his next video!!!!

  • My Boy friend just said he has jizzed in his pants because u like FMA. fuck my life.

  • I've never heard of this guy,but he's hilariouse! and his favorite anime is FullMetal Alchemist....as soon as I heard that I went "BEAST! I'm subscribing."

  • Make more videos rrly miss you

  • Destery make more videos!!! i miss you! :(

  • title: destery ate a gay pickle

  • title:destery mastebates to expierd dieria that diareaed out diarea that farted out piss from planet dryhump-atron which is a farting gas planet in the solarsystem "i stole destery braces"

  • question: if u could be in any anime /hentai wat would it be and why also which anime/hentai have u watched the most

  • Title: black Destery humps black Nathan :D

  • tit (LMFAO its short for title , tit ;$) : DESTERY FINALLY UPLOADS ANOTHER Q N A :D

  • question:What is your favorite cereal and why?

  • title:Desterey ate a canadian monkey with tomatoes, a pickle giant, and candycorn

  • Title: Destery meets a thong eating zombie gummy bear who smells like a cows menstrual perio

  • Title: destrey meets a zombie thong eating gummy bear who smells like a vows mensteraul period

  • Title: Destery dances with ham eating pigs while wearing fishnets and also looking insanely hot at the same time.

  • Destery you are so hot.

  • If you could travel back in time what would you change? And if you could travel into the future what would you want to see?

  • Title: Destery travels through time with link and uses a burrito to battle evil Zelda. Bacon Hawk.

  • TITLE: Cenin den i tuia anin lû (Means "I see it swells for the occasion" in Lord of The Rings Elvish!) ;D

  • My Question: What was the worst nickname you have ever had??

  • title: Destery marries a mongoose on the moon yesterday.

  • Destery falls in love with the giant dildo that smashed Del Taco.

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  • Title: Destrey Is a Bad Mama Jama Pony Brain... Butt

  • Title: Destrey uses his mighty baconhawk to slay the man who created nosepass.

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  • Title: "Destery Kills Nathan"

  • Title: "Destrey runs away from the pedo bear... but the pedo bear managed to steal his shoe"

  • Title: "Destery is James from Team Rocket - his hair is naturally blue...haven't you noticed how Nathan looks like a Meowth?"

  • how bout "pink emo"? noo..... i thought so.....

  • Title ; ''Destery names his son kakarot and he fucks up steven with a kamehameha''

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  • Title: destery rides a llama to mexico

  • Love full metal alchemist you just won some cool points sir...

  • TITLE: DESTERY, I WAS GONNA MAKE A TITLE BUT THEN I GOT HIGH

  • Title: Destrey gropes poop

  • oh my god- I ORGANIZED MY CLOSEST IN COLOR ORDER AS WELL.o:

  • Title: Destery The Ass Pirate

  • Hawtie!!! ;3

  • "Destery becomes even more mugglicious"

  • Destery fucks a baconhawk in Narnia

  • lol this is my brother with black hair, i swear

  • good choice of music man, banjo tooie fucking rules ;D

  • Title: "Destery Rapes a Blind cat, while eating a Baconhawk"

  • Title: CapnDesDes finds out his mom is a gigantic seamonster and has to eat her ears, meanwhile, Nathan and Steven are battling a JABERWOCKEY!

  • Title Should Be: :::: Destery Finds A Baconhawk in a Nearby Park and Names it Muggle :/

  • Me and my friends walked around asking people ass

    or tits?Ahaha oh how I love destrey‹3!!!

  • Title: Destery joins a tribe of asparagus children, but their self concious about the way their pee smells

  • I miss destery♥ i really hate who ever was being a big bitch and put him down.

    now he doesnt want to make videos :/ hopefuly after he moves there will be more videos up :)

    like if you think destery is amazing no matter how much of him there is

  • @vanillacupcake23 What, wait, really? Somebody wrote shit about him (like many, many, MANY others have before he got this popular) and now he doesn't want to make videos? Has -he- stated this? (I don't follow him through any social networks, I'm a bit of an anti-social geek... so I don't know the story)

  • @MissJohannaThorn Yeah i was shocked too. people were saying he was over weight and it really took a toll on him, i guess he got a little insecure (we all do at times) He is a person (like me) who finds the flaw people are talking about in their self and can't stop thinking about it when then he felt better he starting makeing zelda commentarys and people weren't happy so he sort of just stoped all together. But him and nate are moving to florida and he said he was making a video in the car so.

  • @MissJohannaThorn it really depends on the comments if he posts the vid i hope he re gains his self esteem back he is a really loved and wonderful person (i follow him on everything im a bit of a computer geek) :3

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  • Title: Full Metal Tittie Attack

  • CaptainDesDes, your fragrance should be chuck norris testicles. Lol

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  • today it seems that the economy is in a very low place so my question is can u bake a cake?also has any1 else noticed that destrey sounds a lot like josh ramsay from Marianas Trench or is that just me being weird? probably me just being a weirdo fan....

  • title: "Death by inhalation of cat litter."

    I wonder if that's actually happened now.....O_______________O

  • Title: Destry's hot pink camel ate Nathans hair.. >_<

  • Title:destry's penis

  • Every single time I hear a banjo kazooi song I get so nostalgic, why aren't I playing it now?

  • Title: Destry eating a chocolate tomato humping a mustache that has a toenail.

  • Will you marry me?? <3 

  • would you sniff my grandmas panties?

  • Destery.

    Seriously.

    You and I are SO fucking alike. It's ridiculous -.-

  • Happy birthday destery33

  • Happy b-day Destrey ily u sexxi beast ;)

  • Happy Birthday Destrey:)

  • i hope these last few minutes of ur birthday are filled with soup and wonder~

  • todays his birthday? the fuck?

    well... pedo face* happy fucking birthday, you hilarious scenie weenie. c8

  • lol x3 i got my first gf at 8th grade tooXD

  • Happy birthday(:

  • happy birrrtttthhhdddaayyyy!!!! :) <3

  • Destrery finds a bacon hawk under his pillow

  • HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY DESTERY!!!!!! I LOVE YOU :DDDD

  • Happy Birthday Destery! <33333333333'

    :)))

  • destery todays your birthday so happy birthday

  • Title: I Love Ass Cheeks(Bcuz Im A Perv :3)

  • title : destery has intercourse with a Scottish Pilgrim in the land of Oz

  • Vampire Hunter D.

    Holy fuck.

  • Oooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • I loveee fma but soul eater is also extremelyyy awesomeee!

  • im scottish and that was awfull!!!xxx but cute

  • some things that you should know... 1) FULL METAL ALCHEMIST IS FUCKING AWESOME and infact was the first anime I watched KNOWING that it was called anime. All of those other animes you listed off I also love! you are awesome! <3

    I also had braces twice so I feel your pain and twice the excitement of getting them off! hope that's goin' well for ya :P

  • @MizukiUnami FMA FTW xDDD

  • Happy birthday mate

  • title: Destery has earsex with a spermwhale

    (oh shit o.o)

  • @lomnomnoml Yehz :D

  • Destery attacks lady gaga using charlie the unicorns kidney...

  • Title: Destery takes the lotion and puts it on its skin

  • DUDE DESTERY YOU NEEDA MAKE ANOTHER VID!! haha,ily :DD

    

  • This video was uploaded on my birthday! :)

  • Title: I really really REALLY need to poop.

  • Armpit sex in a bottle?

  • How old are you?? Jw....

  • @kurokaka45 Tomorrow he will be 22 or 23

  • @lstaudt100 oh wow his birthday isn't too far from mine O_o

    

  • Title: Your Moms Anus.

    Fragrance Name: BaconHawk: By Destery.

    YOU ARE AMAZING! NARUTO IS AWETHUM!!!

  • Desterys hairspray that must be a fragrance

  • What happened to Chris? :O

  • foolie coolie!!!

    

  • Title: Destrey lives off of Del Taco

  • Title: DESTERY DESTROYS SOPA!!!!!! >:O

  • who's ur favorite character in fullmetal alchemist?

  • destery wuts ur gamertag??

  • Title: I read Fruits Basket becuz I am a fag.

  • Fooly Cooly is bosssss

  • Title: Baconhawks take revenge on unicorns for eating there young!!! >:O

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  • Title: This is Destery's last video

  • TITLE: Destery Wins American Idol For Singing Lady Gaga's Latest Single "You Can Ride My Baconhawk".

  • If you were to have a wild animal and it had one power what would it be?

  • When I heard him say " NARUTO" I freaked the Fuck Out :D

    <3 Naruto <3

  • Q&A: Do you think Baconhawk babies would look cute or like a deformed del taco burrito?

  • Title: Destery enjoys crapping in cornflacks while a random creeper outside bangs a pineapple in a bathrobe against a yougurt stand run by a rainbow unicorn pony :D

  • DK 64!!

  • I LOVE HIS MOVIES!!! i just watched Howls Moving Castle. i felt like i watched it before tho....

  • HOLY CRAP I LOVE HAYAO MIYAZAKI!!!!!!!!!!

  • destry pets AKAMARU!!!!!

  • Lmao I could marry u just because U named naruto Lmao :P -Annaleece

  • Destery finds out Ronnie Radke is his long lost brother.

  • Destery's girlfriend is lucky as shit!

  • Destery Shags sheep with the baconhawks!:)

  • title: you dont like dinosaurs?! well fuck the police!

  • OMG ! That chick was suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper hot.

  • SOUL EATER? <3

  • FMA MO FUKKA

  • 97% of responses are too long for Des to put.

    BROS, MAKE EM SHORT

    Otherwise, Not the same effect.

  • love this guy hes soo funny.... dose any one ever wonder if he smokes weed!!?

  • Destery creates an army of bacon hawks

  • Title: Destery has phone sex with Optimus Prime.

  • i want a motherfucking upload biotch!

  • lololol "mom fuck off...!"

  • title: destery is raped by nathan while eating a boconhawk while wearing a thong sanwhich while a narwhal dances is the bathroom

  • Title: Destrey Tries To Get Back Into Hogwarts And Sucks Major Giraffe Abortions.

  • Title: Destery has gives a bj to a baconhawk.

  • i know where that song in the beginning is from o.o its from that n64 game banjo and kazooie... i forget which place but i know its from that game :P

  • @mrbigPINGAS7 the iland cove place i think man its been so long since i played forgot the areas name.

  • oww yeaaahhhh.

    he likes death note c:

  • Q: When did Destery become a murderer?

  • Title: Destery Kills Whitney Houston, Obama's Wife

  • your INSANELY funny hahahaha i just want to say... how do you edit all your videos? i know i have Google but I ENJOY LISTENING TO YOUR OPINION.

  • Urrrr.. Destery makes out with Charlie McDonnell .... xP

  • i love all those anime shows>.<

  • Title: Destery Eats Pussy While Reading a Pamphlet in a Bacon Hawk's House

  • Q: If you and Nathan had a baby, what would it look like?(x

  • Anybody notice how the last Q+A in months was right before Skyrim came out? Coincidence? I think not.

  • Stephen and Pamphlet go on a double date with Node and Rao. A baconhawk serves them diarrhea shit burritos.

  • Q+A: FMK: Nathan, Voldemort, Some Random Apple That Has Been Laying Around For Three Weeks

  • Q &' A- Do you remeber what your first time having Sex was like? how old and stuff...

  • @SHMADLAD4 bitch that was the first thing he said on his anime list

  • Did you die? Why haven't you post in FOREVER?

  • Title:Destery reads a pamphlet while Nathan shits on a Del Taco place,while a bacon hawk humps a narwhal .

  • Destery took an arrow to the knee.

  • @GlowInTheDarkCookies SKYRIM!!!

    

  • Hey, uh hi I was wondering um would you like to let me barrow your pencil

  • Title: Crapping, Facebooking Bipolar Asians, Finding pictures of dogs and cheeseburgers

  • Destery has died.

  • Title: Destery rides a gay unicorn while it poops on Del Taco.

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  • Title: Destery The Muggle Samurai!

  • title: Destery creates a new spell: EXTENDO MYBONEM!

  • title: desterys sex mabob!!! XD

  • Destery get humped by a kittycat with glasses on

  • DES DATES LARGE WHALE PENIS NAMED STEVEN ,THEY LATER GET MARRIED AND HAVE MILLIONS OF CHILDREN WHO SEEM TO RESEMBLE NATHAN.... ps; boobies

  • the unicorn is as ugly as the slimy sea slug in your pants, it has one eye.

  • My question: Nathan Owens, Roy Mustang (in a mini skirt), an Andrew Biersack; Fuck one Marry one Kill one... GO!!!

  • fragrance- the scent of the wild baconhawk

  • Steven, Pamphlet, and Node have an epic adventure at Del Taco, and upon returning their fathers beat them with unamused leprechauns riding a sad ninja's homeless grandfather!

    (To hear about Node you have to watch Destery's Gaming Channel)

  • Title: Destery kicks Sonic the Hedgehog ass?

    :D

  • Destery bombs Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and then flys away on a bacon hawk while Nathans in the back lickking his asshole :D

  • destrey is raped by bob the builder