Re: @Starbucks | Old Spice

[Sku11Hax]

Pause @ 0:00

[origamikiller012]

wtf the mute button is on but he is still talking what is this witchcraft of awsome ness

[specysam2310]

00:28 Darn :(

[664566565]

Except Ron Swanson, Ron Swanson wood do that with his entire thanksgiving dinner

[mindnight89]

Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP

Anything is possible when you don't copy and paste

I'm on a chair

[GlaciousWeegeeus]

@mindnight89 and yet you copied and pasted this.

[3on9999]

biggest masonic starbucks

[N0TAMUS3D]

by repeatedly pressing the 3 key repeatedly you will find the subliminal message of this video. this man is very thirsty...

[meeep007]

AHHAHAHHAHAHAH

[JaeCryo]

Is it me or do his abs move when he talks.

[9ks2k]

@JaeCryo you must be dumb

[stevespell2]

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[Jayz159ify]

LMAO

[zitalee2]

who writes this guy stuff??? :D

[Judithica]

Mascularity! Thank you for that.

[iNvictaStudios]

Starbucks got cockblocked!

[oneshotcannon]

Fuck Starbucks! That's a place for 20 pound hipsters, not manly men.

[SkinnySlimJim]

i tried eating lobster like that, and it was fucking scrumptious

[haro1love]

@SkinnySlimJim That was the most epic thing I have read today. I salute you sir.

[SkinnySlimJim]

@haro1love hahaha

[EmtyThe1st]

Starbucks just got rejected.

[HorsesRcool69]

@hoven561 no offense, but everyone's better than him.... especially this old spice guy!

[mrsdrake54]

press 2 over an over :DD

[cosmicshambles]

Did he say mascularity?

[PHT07UK]

Hold 0! Ha.

[emokid0100]

THE STARBUCKS IS NOW DIAMONDS!

[BoughtFor8Cents]

Haha.... press 1, then 3 about a second later, repeat. ;)

[MrButterBoi]

Starbucks' (underground) Funny Video Campaign > Old Spice Funny Campaign... See my channel for proof.

[MrTruckosaurusRex]

press 9 over and over again

[teddybear267]

press the zero button as fasst as possible

[919tyson]

@benandadamproduction think of it this way he is a beast nuff said!

[redshadowsword]

He needs to make a cookbook.

[TheNightridr]

Jesus V2

[fc40614]

Shit Chuck Norris exists...and it's black ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[TheTaylos]

he is like my super hero :D

[MrFunxy]

Starbucks is shit

[townrunners]

LOL hold down "7"

the only time you will ever see the old spice man pouting....is when he isn't

[Heldenhorner]

21 People tried dunking their heads in boiling water

[BabexiBarbraaa720]

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[Firespyrt]

hold 0 lol

[GetzeyeDragon]

o.O 21 people can't dunk their heads in boiling water

[kamamanen1]

EPIIIIIIIC!!!

[raffi1adama]

It is exrtemely hard to play the snake game whild watching this

[Rita3500]

God I want to mount him like the stallion he is....wait did I say that out loud?

[MrSalvation666]

@Rita3500 Not really; I couldn't hear you. =P

[sonicmik7]

When Chuck Norris and the Old Spice man go out drinking they accidentally start a nuclear war

[whycantweBfirends]

@sonicmik7 when Old Spice guy goes out drinking with chuck norris- chuck norris finally admits he was beaten

[steamisalwaysright]

He must come up with the replies. That "wisdom" needs a dictionary.

[ThruSkryingCoagula]

Does this guy come up with all these replys?

[cal31BRIAN23]

@ThruSkryingCoagula he writes them

[EmtyThe1st]

Starbucks got rejected.

[dem0nk1d123]

how does he do this without laughing?

[daniel931016]

his belly is painted!!!

[RyanLkirk]

This is the new Chuck Norris huh?

[Silentfire64]

@Oldspice, How do you get such Chisled Abs, and such amazing Masculinity?

[Mourtsos]

PAUSE AT 0:00!OMFG!

[Ggeenss]

@Mourtsos u made my day THAT IS SO EPIC DRYNESS XD ZOMFG

[cocopuffs72194]

@Mourtsos OMFG his guard is down!!!!!!

[TD31093]

Old Spice Man created the world in 7 days.

[durge666]

@TD31093 Lies! He created the world in one day, and bathed in the lava of an active volcano with legions of superwomen for the next six. The next week he spent relaxing in the hot springs surrounding the active volcano with half a dozen normal human women. The third and final week he and Kevin Pereira spent playing soccer hovering upside down with their manminds and using only their heads.

[Fireflies133]

20 people aren't pain deflective pillows of strength and wisdom and mascularity.

[my2torts]

I wish I was that seafood delight!

[MrAmerica1995]

Starbucks sales = through the roof.

[COWSgtHavoc]

Look to your right, NOW back to me The Tickets are now Chuck Norris. But who cares? I'm awesomer than Chuck Norris. I'm on Mars.

[bodygank]

Chuck Norris is getting old now, I VOTE FOR THIS GUY TO TAKE OVER FORM HIM.

[nikkin00dle]

Mascularity? anyone else hear that?

[MrSmith2013]

My name is Isaiah too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XxwelkyxX]

20 ppl forgot to lift their heads :D

[GotSumCheat]

Everyone should try this, and your face will be as handsome as his.

[SoCalAirs0ft]

click 0:00, he has his hands down with an awkward face. Oldspice man you still ponder my thoughts, and I ask you this: How does it feel to be awesome?

[icohornedboy]

wish I was a pain deflecting pillar of wisdom and mascularity...

[Lovelylulu14]

Does he write this stuff himself ROFL

[comptio]

hold the video at 0:00 to see the old spice man when he's not filming lol

[Jill4ChrisRedfeild]

@comptio even that's sexy

[ParfaitEtrangerLive]

In a fight between Batman and Superman, the winner would be the Old Spice Man!

[bluetaco]

Mascularity is now diamonds.

[phantommangagirl]

Um...mascularity isn't a word, Old Spice guy.

[ItzThatAznJonny]

@phantommangagirl It is a word now!

[blackysabath1101]

@phantommangagirl if old spice guy says it, its a real word

[MrElek79]

Dangit I only made it to 5 minutes, then I blood started to come out of my face. I guess we can't even come close to being like the old spice man.

[Vix847]

Every girl has a crush on the Old Spice Guy.

[SatansBestie]

Yep. I'd so tap that.

[theguycalledchris]

I want The Old Spice Guy's babies.

[VelvetVixen21]

the coffee is now diamonds :) 

[mjcmjc1]

who would win old spice guy or chuck nurris???

[Twistedbproductions]

@mjcmjc1 old spice guy

[SeanByNature]

At the very start of the video he looks kind of downtrodden.

[2ndBestAllTime]

His nipples can cut diamonds are now diamonds

[Dirvance]

and starbucks man population just plummeted leaving the weak and sissified...how's that for a Venti FAIL Starbucks?

[Xyzyxx]

Mascularity?

[StinkyCheese9999]

-You must be stupid, he is a lotof balls for sure, but Chuck Norris? LOLOLOO. you are just plain stupid ( before that roundhouse kick);

Chuck is not a person, dimwitt, he is an idea, an enigma, and of course, your daddy!!

[AphamX]

This guy = Black Chuck Norris

Freddiw = Asian Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris = Diamonds

[ZiptiesNHandgrenades]

If @starbucks spoke sonic boom that would roughly tranlate to hell nah, coffees for men who dont drink oldspice garnished with boiled nails.

[xlrendon]

19 Starbucks employees disliked :O

[mmcfreds]

did he say mascularity? LOL

[ValerinhaSan]

what?

[FIRSTACEGAMER]

you may have wisdom but i have comonsence not to do that

[tenjito]

well obviously the Old Spice guy can make werds his bitch lol

[soccrsnipe]

clarity of masculinity = mascularity

[Alynnra]

You know, mascularity. Masculinity and muscularity put together. Something only the Old Spice guy could embody ;)

[TaeyxBlack]

I guess if I was as cool as Old Spice Guy, I could mess up the English language and say things like "MascuLARity" rather than "Masculinity" lol

[eedTV]

yeah, i like dunkin' donuts coffe better too..

[Kaervek87]

Did he just say "mascularity"?

[919tyson]

Chuck Norris bows to the old spice man!!

[Everyman1337]

@919tyson Old spice man slaps Chuck Norris across tha face liek a lil' BITCH.

[ProfChainsawFace]

@Everyman1337

NOPE.

[MakubekuUrashima]

@Everyman1337 in a gentlemanly way

[thekiller1111]

@919tyson CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT BOW TO ANY1 :!!!!

[timelordcreation]

@thekiller1111 no he doesn't bow to anyone, cause old spice guy isn't anyone

[t00mey93]

@919tyson Blasphemy!

[MrJarth]

@919tyson gana have to thumb u down bro

chuck norris bows to no man

[momba421]

@919tyson Yup, cuz Chuck Norris came out of the Old Spice Man's buttock after the Old Spice Man took an epic poopoo in his "Very large jewel encrusted-solid gold toilet" Yup...

[Brandonious15987]

Those poor, poor people.

[TehPielightZone]

Dr Evil couldn't get The Old Spice Guy to hold the world ransom for 100 billion dollars.

[DukeOfWupass]

Mascularity: Hilarity caused by ridiculous Masculinity

Mascularity

[godlyargonian]

@DukeOfWupass This. lol

[delovely69]

masculinity?  <3

[dynamo159]

Starbucks is now using boiled large pot of water, a handful uncooked totellini lobster and eat by dunking their head 12 to 14 until the tasty seafood delight in their mouth .

[KomotoseWolf]

Starbucks is a woman who doesn't like Oldspice.

[fritzz363]

I'll no longer drink Starbuck's and instead do exactly what OldSpice guy said to keep warm :D

[thejoser]

People who go to Starbucks aren't pain-deflective pillars of strength and wisdom and mascularity.

[superepicawesomeness]

everything he says is bullshit, but i cant help but to agree with him.

[SamSchott1]

Here's another bit called "Starbucks: Adult Day Care" youtube(dot)com/watch?v=IE9D2K­O-Dkk

[mindaugelis12]

rofl

[74bluepikmin]

wow... mescularity... the man invents words and they stick... this is better than killarious

[parrudo77]

@74bluepikmin retard, mascularity is a real word =p

[parrudo77]

@74bluepikmin oh shit, it isn't xD

my bad... english is not my first language

[74bluepikmin]

@parrudo77 dont believe it... its just not feasibly possible... nope... not in the slightest.

[Sku11Hax]

Pause at 0:00

[Wolfbloodwish]

@Sku11Hax XDDDD He is unamused.

[apophis77]

Is "mascularity" intentional? Because if so, that is awesome.

[sparksypup]

As much as I think this guy is pretty much liquid smex, is it just me or does his abs look drawn on with eye shadow? (A la Edward style)

[tyu198]

fuck starbucks.

[KovaPeruna]

"you look cold" , starbuck is fucking retarted

[wildcats520]

@KovaPeruna don't say retarded until you learn how to spell retarded....unless you want to say repoptarted but we all no you were not going for that

[jidtrasen]

download this video  ziddu.com/download/10788423/00­1.3gp.html

[jidtrasen]

Download Old Spice's Video

[horsegirle123]

think about it starbucks, he's the equivelent to chuck norris. what makes u think he'll get cold?

[therealborat]

you should run for president next time. i first saw u the wendy williams show. man ur the bestest.

[Gestaposaurus]

starbucks = shot down

[SamSchott1]

@Starbucks Check out the bit "Starbucks- Adult Daycare"  youtube(dot)com/watch?v=IE9D2K­O-Dkk

[primeminister78]

mascularity? masculinity much

[l33tpete]

@primeminister78 He's such a badass, he can make his own words. Like a boss.

[primeminister78]

@l33tpete oh i see

[Marlowe3488]

@primeminister78 for this man, it's mascularity

[fightinfilipino]

mascularity: masculinity + hilarity :D

[KadenoAlai]

"mascularity"

[rennyjc]

IS HE SAYING HE'D RATHER DUNK HIS HEAD IN A POT OF BOILING WATER THAN DRINK STARBUCKS COFFEE? LOL

[STARRISON1]

@rennyjc yes. because he can.

[rennyjc]

@STARRISON1 Oooooh Yes he can.....

[dawsoncjames]

mascularity???

[Jeridiculous]

@dawsoncjames lol I laughed when I heard this too

BUT DON'T QUESTION HIM, just assume that he knows something we don't

[dawsoncjames]

@Jeridiculous Well, whatever he knows, he doesn't know how to say 'masculinity' :P

[OmgitsTea]

He's a better president than Obama because his response to people question's are faster :D and many people are satisfied with his response.

[Godsfilthy]

Add /watch?v=_fbg_3sK2ys after youtube URL its a tutorial on hacking farmville money lmao xD

[12cherrysakura]

I'm glad all you trolls exist. It just proves to me how purly awesome Mr. Epic sexy old spice man really is. So thank you. :D

[TekBubs]

@12cherrysakura Ok seriously you don't know the definition of troll LOL give up