Big fat mamma giving birth to blue baby

[SonaKhan93]

that looked absolutely brutal .. n what in God's name was that medieval contraption he used to pull out the calf?! D:

[klamenza]

well thats a fucked up job. . .

[snoopypal1]

...Yeah, The first moment I get on youtube and I end up here. I'm fucked.

[rising13stars321]

whyd he put the glove on he went in her with his bare hand no use for the glove.

[TheTrevorchambers]

the first thing it tasted was shit

[Flirtygirl0422]

.wtf im lost i wont suppose to be here

[MsSshiver]

danm that looks like the cows ass is gonna rip

[mcsthalia72]

dang,that exhausted me just watching it LOL

[erianne1007]

And Thats How You Make A McDouble

[ChikaneUchiha1]

AWWW I WANT THE BABY

[GordyLove365]

geeeeeeeeeew she pooped in its mouth

[Lindaaaaaaaaaaah]

damn.. that looks like it hurts!

[samham991]

I am not becoming a farmer!

[samham991]

Curiosity killed the cat again!

[Yapiyapou1]

DIRTY AREA :/

[iloveyoujamielaou]

how the fuck did i get here?

[ZoRaN1123]

I find this disturbingly easy to masturbate to.

[Lance12313]

the first thing he or she eat is shit.. LOL

[trinic47]

i have been sending this video to people i dont want to talk to

[bn0rz]

HOW DID I GET HERE ?



[charifthemoose]

why am i watching this.. o,o.... interesting though hahaha. glad the cow is going great!

[MintedCoin]

IT LOOKS DEAD

[MintedCoin]

yuuup. i just watched this.

[allisonjosh8]

someone should have dildo'd her shitter.

[teddygirl15100]

ewww she shit on the babys tongue!

[LeKopoloko]

im not sure if i should be screaming or laughing.

im laughing

[vhenekai]

i cant watch without crying.

[zombie49100]

that has got to hurt for the mom

[melivetabehappy03]

he's like yanking it out of her...sick

[LeKopoloko]

@melivetabehappy03 are u fucking dumb?

[melivetabehappy03]

@LeKopoloko only on wednesdays......... go fuck yourself ;)

[wieselchenchan]

cute little thing <3__<3

[shashadaayana]

This is shit just like the momma shit!

[ICryOverSpiltMilk]

this video is bullshit

[tjgotmula]

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[rand0malex]

it happens to human women too

[patissoriano]

Some of you are aware that sometimes women poop when giving birth because of muscle contractions, right?

ohhh god

[mcsthalia72]

@patissoriano that and they tend to poop more when they're stressed

[MollyTriplett]

Awe, poor cow :( she pushed so hard that she pooped... :(

[Babyhowdy233]

OMG this poor farmer is gonna have one helluva aching back and shoulders tomorrow! :(

[chandlerlesa1]

Yes it's alive.

[emochick8321]

is it alive???

[90h9ShuffleEdit]

Did my mom shit on me Wehn I was born ?? DD;

[JeezRight]

@90h9ShuffleEdit Unless your mom gave birth standing on all four; no XD It's perfectly normal for both humans and cattle to poop when giving birth. While pushing a baby's head through the front, you also put pressure on the intestine which will make you soil yourself. It's perfectly natural, although it's pretty gross ;P

[90h9ShuffleEdit]

@JeezRight Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww DD;

[MasterAMD09]

why did i watch this whole clip?! why am watching the weird side of youtube? XD

[thewizer29]

dont poop on the baby big mamma

[Samososomo]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[caleb7977]

@Samososomo How da hell can u maturbate to this???

[JohnnyX1239]

@Samososomo You dirty animal...oh wait nvm...

[MrWildfire92]

WHY DO YOU PUT THE GLOVELESS HAND IN ?

[Wastedwastedwasted]

ohhhhhssshhhhiiiiit mom

[beca192]

ewwww >.< how did i end up here :S

[monkeygirl041968]

I've pulled calves before but that is one huge little effer!! Poor mom

[Heatseeker872591]

cant get over the size of them full udders lol wonder what milk straight from the cow tastes like?

[Heatseeker872591]

now that is a typical female there multi tasking, giving birth and having a crap at the same time unfortunatley it was not a good combination

[PhilsMedia]

is that your birth?



[HollisterRocks899]

poor baby the ffirst thing it tasted was crap :P

[ZenyattaLuvr]

that looks like it hurts

[TheMerdiff]

" damn did you see larry? he got so shitfaced "

[TheMerdiff]

" god mommm your so full of shit"

[WebBernadote]

how the hell did i get here, i was watching will it blend !!??

[ZurielDeane]

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwtttttttttttttttt­tttttttttttttfffffffffffffffff­fffffffffffffffffffffffffff wtf

[ginny0015]

Men have NO place in giving birth. Some one should kick you in your balls!

[Treemeadow]

@ginny0015

Fuck you. Men have every place in birth. It's how they're BORN. It's how they're KIDS are BORN and it's how our species LIVES ON.

[ginny0015]

@Treemeadow Men have no place in MANAGING birth. Period. To drag a calf out like this is horrible. This "billy-bob" farmer isn't even letting this cow move around. You have no idea what you are talking about, ever have a child? Father one? Witness the current American hospital birthing situation? I didn't think so. Grow up and learn, before you comment on something you know nothing of. Learn how to spell "their."

[Treemeadow]

@ginny0015

Do you own a farm or work with cattle?

Cattle are NOT humans, and they spook more easily. Did you read the part where she had been laboring for hours? Humans use implements too. It's not like we can just PULL a calf out like you can suction a baby out (which they still do, yes).

Men can manage births just fine. You're just a little bit sexist, that's all. If a woman can learn about the anatomy of a man and perform prostate surgery, then a man can learn about women and childbirth.

[Treemeadow]

@Treemeadow

and fyi, I live in Australia, where equality is more appreciated, our hospitals are better and Male doctors do just as good a job as delivering babies as female doctors.

[Treemeadow]

And I think it's pretty immature to pick on a spelling mistake and comment on my age as a means of propelling your argument.

Furthermore, whether or not I've personally given birth (having had a late term miscarriage, I suppose I have given birth.) should not need to be any indicator on my ability to empathise. To be incapable of such empathy without experience is not good.

"grow up and learn, before you comment on something you no nothing of"

You are highly presumptuous. A bad trait to have.

[ginny0015]

@Treemeadow It was the impression you portrayed with your comment. So who are you empathizing with the farmer? OBTW you resorted to the FU comment right off the bat . . . a very desired and mature trait. NOT!

[Treemeadow]

@ginny0015

I wasn't aiming for a mature response. I was aiming for an offended response. I was offended by what you said, so I responded with an offended tone.

[ginny0015]

@Treemeadow My point is that Doctors do NOT do a good job delivering babies . . . in fact, my point is that MOTHERS deliver babies, not doctors. I have been involved/active in the birth process most of my life. I just feel you are commenting on something you do not know much about merely because of its emotional value.

[Treemeadow]

@ginny0015

Doctors do the best that they can. I myself am a proponent of homebirth and unassisted delivery, but jeez- why pick on ALL men because of ONE man!

[Treemeadow]

I mean, you know what the next step is, if a cow can't deliver using an implement? Caesarian section.

For that, the cow needs steroid injections, and heavy sedation which affects the milk supply. They are cut open while standing up, and in many occasions they reject the calf.

[ginny0015]

@Treemeadow Men have historically been the main gender in the physician field . . . the beginning let's say. It has changed the process of birth immensely and not for the better. Look at the stats for infant mortality/morbidity. The US ranks "FORTY-SIX" - Singapore rates number "ONE."  Singapore traditionally uses birth attendants that are traditionally older WOMEN. Australia 29. LOOK UP "History of Childbirth in America." on YouTube. You will understand my reason.

[ginny0015]

@Treemeadow or "Reclaiming birth - a brief history of childbirth options"

[ginny0015]

@Treemeadow Yes, I have owned and worked with animals all my life, large and small. I know that if you disturb the process of birth you tend to screw things up. Also, I work in surgery. Surgery is a completely different process than birth. When a man or woman feels that they can "manage" someone's birth it is a recipe for disaster. Sometimes labor takes hours, it is a laborious process; hence LABOR. I totally disagree with the manipulation of the modern birth process, too.

[ginny0015]

@Treemeadow If I chose to pick on a man it was because this "guy" was ratcheting a calf out of its mother. I feel anyone at the helm of this device needs a swift kick in the balls. I have been around all types of animals all my life both large and small, I've given birth to 3 sons with NO modern interventions, and I work in surgery. What is your background?

[Treemeadow]

Well, why make such a broad statement as "Men have no place in childbirth" when it was ONE man dealing with ONE cow.

As the granddaughter of a dairy farmer, I've seen many cows in calf during my lifetime. The majority of them unassisted. Sometimes a cow has trouble. What do you do? You do everything you can to make sure the calf and mother stay alive.

[Treemeadow]

Humans don't have the physical strength to simply pull a calf out. If a mother can't do it, we have to do what we have to do. Sorry if it can't be as picture perfect as you'd like. Life doesn't dish out the ideal situation every time.

As for birth, I work with mothers and babies. I had a home stillbirth, the stillbirth had nothing to do with being at home. I support homebirth and unassisted birth.

My issue was with your claim that men have no place in Childbirth. An outdated and sexist notion.

[ginny0015]

@Treemeadow Sorry it's still my opinion.

[Treemeadow]

So men should stay out of childbirth? Good thing it's just your opinion and not the practice. That practice would suck.

[ginny0015]

@Treemeadow The practice does suck; the hospitals in my area have a 35% C-section rate. Australia doesn't fair much better @ a little over 20%. That sucks!! That translates to 1 in 5 women ending up with major surgery in your country and more that 1 in 3 here. I guess they just don't make women like they used to. Funny the only thing that has changed is that midwives have moved out of the picture and birth has been put into the hands of doctors. strange.

[ginny0015]

@Treemeadow I am the niece of 2 dairy farmers and cattle ranchers. I raised horses and have been around cattle all my life. I will repeat myself in that it was a man in the video, but my opinion still stands. sorry!

[Treemeadow]

What does one man in one video have to do with all men and all births?

[ginny0015]

Men have NO place in giving birth.

[SnEaKySHOTGUNZ]

i find this hard to masturbate to...

[SnEaKySHOTGUNZ]

nice....ass

[AngelicaP56]

THE SHIT IS ON HIS TONGUE!!!! EWWWW.... I feel so sorry for this calf...

[ravens112]

i puked from watching this BLEGHHH

[SamosIMP]

damn that thing was really in there.

[khrocksforever]

This scares me ... will that happen o my ass when I give birth....? o.o

[ASLFrugalMom]

@khrocksforever The same thing

[khrocksforever]

@ASLFrugalMom O.O That's it , I have no plans on giving birth

[ASLFrugalMom]

@khrocksforever HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[khrocksforever]

@ASLFrugalMom ..... D:

[1996SnEzHoK1996]

I'm at that weird part of YouTube.....again.

[MrDiggy777]

that was really nasty because she was taking a donk on her mouth and tough NASTY!!!!!

[Lou500]

Human women shit while giving birth too.

[Aonexia]

OH MY GOD!!!!! -These comments are Cracking me Up to Pieces..!! I can't catch myself here.. Haaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa­a................. You guy's writing these comments should publish a YouTube book of funny quotes with video's that follow them.

I'm still laughing......................­.

[bossladeelah]

I dont understand the ONE GLOVE and NO GLOVE thing going on ?

[l00920]

that was intense



[smassey85]

That has to be the most gruesome birth, human or animal, that I have ever seen. That seemed so cruel, but I'm sure that it was necessary. I hope they never breed that cow again. She will never be the same after that birth.

[DjArpegius]

the guy used some kid of sex-toy

[mastaj42]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats so gross

[marky447]

your video is fukin shit u wouldnt b so keen on this happenin too u !!!!! :@

[Mr8thirty1]

@marky447 technically, it happens to all of us. it's fairly common for women to take a crap while going through labor. so, therefore, your comment makes no sense.

[joaomosc]

@Mr8thirty1 c section, 100% shit free ;)

[AyooBubblez1]

Eww This IS More nasty the 2 girls 1 cup !!!

[ps3man233]

hem HOOOOOLLLLLLLYYYYY SSSSSHHHHHITTTTT

[thecolorKARA]

So first of all, he has to get pulled out by a human being, he gets pooped on by his own mother, the poop lands on his tongue, and he gets rubbed with hay to get that "new cow smell" lol

[MsMotoko2]

EEEEWWWW!

[SouthParkFanOmg24]

I chuckled at 3:52 - 3:58 I have to admit :3 THUD.. and the tongue hehe soo cute :3

[amalalhomsi]

ewwwww it has crap on its tongue!!!!!!!!!!hehehe

[krazykotabug]

And i think the breed of bull he used was too big for the breed of cow she is

[krazykotabug]

ewww he touched it without a glove.

[papoocanada]

poor baby, its full of crap, just like the music

[toyin12345]

2 girls one cup

[toyin12345]

this is some kinky sex shit

[KirbyPwnz13]

Holy COW... i mean... shit -_-

[7777dmith7777]

the true beginning of a hamburger...

[Jaceblue04]

The f**k? I was just watching a digimon AMV How the hell did I get here?

[werewolfhunter2011]

smurfs?!?!?!!?

[wheelori814]

wow, thats the biggest calf ive ever seen!

[csijoey]

dud i bet the cow hates u now for just pulling it right out and not give her time and my mom did not get me out with one big tool

[VannyARTS]

I think I'll have my girlfriend give birth while listening to rock and roll just like this cow =D

[sachinrobin]

THE MOTHER COW WAS LIKE, U MADE ME STRUGGLE TOO MUCH SON, NOW TASTE MY SHIT BEFORE U ENTER THIS WORLD :P 

[soundofsarcasm]

And they say that birth giving is a true miracle... bullshit xO But it's good that you've helped that cow . It would not birthed that calf by itself.

[avrilrocks11631]

well is this a slater house? cuz tht cow would die rightr after i mean calf

[fragmite]

The first thing the calf tasted in this world is poop

[Franksy8]

lol the music was in sync and everything.

[TheVanGirlsing]

Welcome to the world, calf. You will be tortured through-out life until you're old enough to eat, then you'll be brutally slaughter and eaten by fat, disgusting people. Welcome...to Earth.

[RideMachetePS3]

im glad im not a girl

[gorgeousninjutsugirl]

was watching this vid and then it started to smell like poo in my room

[bluelight530]

Exuse me sir...but um, dont you know what gloves are?

[RideMachetePS3]

@bluelight530 yeah hes wearing one...dumbass

[SilverSteam1]

@bluelight530 You don't have to wear gloves. it's not like it'll hurt you, the calf, or the mother. as longs as you wash your hands afterwards. I've heard my grandfather say (who's a cattle farmer by the way :) ) that gloves can actually HINDER birthing processes sometimes. :) Also some prefer to not wear gloves. Because they are manly like that ;)

[TheReyes7ny]

Im never drinkning milk again !!!!

[SigEpBlue]

I like how the music sets the mood....

That's a heck of an apparatus there! I'm wondering whether a come-along or an electric bumper-mounted winch could achieve the same results.

[YoureSmart]

omg.



[chaukevin456]

cow shits on baby

[917mccarthy]

OMG,im holding my head lol,this man should have someone to help him,poor thing he just jump out oh dear,,,,

[xxReshDollxx]

thats the most disgusting shit ive seen lol

[TheMetalCurtain]

This cow did first thing in his life what many never even dream of doing: tasting poo

[Sooldier16]

OMG 

[SuperBloodysniper]

he tuched poop



[dane8425]

jeeze get your hand in there mate

[Mario154047]

aww at 3:02

[JDilla2812]

3:51 its got crap on its tongue

[ahmedzahir12345]

amazing plus disguisting

[briananoonan1113]

3:03 ehh just chillin



[briananoonan1113]

uhmm ow ?

[nekwero85]

holy shit its ace ventura

[Tsimfukis1]

MUTE.

[kammieekam]

at 2:59 the calf is like "oh sup guys?"

[209BluntSmoker]

thumbs up if u would hate to be born a baby with shit on yourself

[Sillysyd24]

thats cute...

[Inkki89]

shes pushing so hard that she craps :P

[JayOsb]

Well Big fat mamma had one big big baby......I hope they think twice about Big fat mamma having another baby

[321netflix]

i dont like the poop 1:10

[isetmycatsonfire]

Her Milk Sack Is About To Pop e,e

[cassanovadamsle]

He's kinda cute with his tongue sticking out xP

[VansSkully]

1:30 IT CAME OUT LIKE A SLUSHIE MACHINE

[Shaythegreatone]

Amazing and what a great guy to do that...

[gabbybubbles12]

ew

[anotherneko]

Talk about being full of bull.

I know, I'm going to hell for that XD

Very educational video, I'd always wondered what people did when the kids refused to move out.

[CrazyRach2013]

O.O that... looked.. so...damn.. painful.... God I would hate to be that cow...

[Shredthegnarbroski]

you know how good that must have felt to get out

[AndyJamieMeng]

@Shredthegnarbroski I was thinking that very thing!

[hardyharlol701]

future happy meal

[jackpac5]

first thing the baby cow was doing when he came out was smelling shit

[DaewonsongRave]

@jackpac5 LOL

[olimix]

I understand now why some say life has a shitty taste

[lovelyMegandance]

she pooped all over her baby

[blueberry01120]

Poopin all up on her kid.

[MinnesotaFlash]

The Blues I ment. Trying to talk my Son-In-Law into helping me raise some.

[MinnesotaFlash]

That was a pretty good sized baby. I wondered what size calves they threw.

[lovelysickful]

Wat did i just see O_O