Australian Rude Limerick Competition

[Gillyyorkie]

there was an old whore from syleezia,

whos cunt had grown sweatier and greasier.

Now you must cum up her rancid vile bum,

take care that the tape worm don't sieze ya!

[rachelchunter]

That's one of the funniest limericks I've ever heard, and I know lots (mostly VERY rude). Lmfao. XD

[BJPen27]

will u please e-mail me some filthy rude limmericks ?