People need to stop hating on Bush. Sure, he wasn't a very good public speaker which resulted in many funny moments, but that doesn't mean he was a bad president. Many haters don't know shit about politics and why Bush (or just his administration) made the choices he/they did.
I'm telling you, every time I watch this I just can't believe it, I mean it's so unbelievably unreal, it can't be real! , it does serve a purpose though, every time I need to laugh my ass off I watch it.
Hes not an idiot, he just made mistakes, many, and he has problems with literacy and stuff. He is human and makes mistakes, he might not be able to put words right, and theres nothing wrong about going to the wrong door, or saying that the pope made an "awesome" speech, I mean wouldn't you?
@JCaesar11 You are truly an idiot. The unnecessary deaths of thousands? Do you not remember 9/11? I sure as hell do. We went to the middle east to avenge and protect our country from further harm.......Unnecessary deaths lol. Your an idiot.
@webbsterization The reason we were attacked is because we had troops in the middle east(Saudi Arabia).Also,didn't the usa go to iraq to find weapons of mass destruction remind me how many did we find?
"The fact that they purchased the machine means that someone had to make the machine, and when someone makes the machine it means There is Jobs at the machine-making place..." LOL XD
He is too funny, but either he acts like that on purpose or he's a Manchurian Candidate, I just cannot believe he could be that much of an idiot... Makes for good laughs though lol.
@TeamJacob57 Either way man, get your facts straight and you wont be quoting the band "The Who" in an address to the nation! "Fool me once....'Won't get fooled again'" lol
LOL..... I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!.. how can you people not love and enjoy this man. I enjoy his two term presidency with everything that happen ....like nat king cole said "UNFORGETTABLE" . May you live a long time full of health and happiness and let everyone praise what your accomplishments. i know the media benefit much more than any other president could have done for them. The world loves you George.!! LOL
I think his speech writers wrote his speeches that way in hopes that his speeches, in addition to everything else, would be enough to get him impeached XD
It would be fine to indulge this idiot and laugh at his juvenile antics and speech patterns were it not for the fact that his actions tarnished America and resulted in the unnecessary deaths of thousands.
what people need to realize is that Bush didn't make every single damn decision for America. There were many, many staff members, specialists in fact of different fields, that guided the decisions Bush announced. In fact, I would say that a vast majority of the decisions made "by Bush" were completely out of his immediate power
Democrats should consider voting in the republican primaries for Ron Paul based upon the national discussion it could create for the notion of international Peace.
Even if they don't vote for him in the general election.
Do you Really want Newt or Romney to run any risk of being president? Really?
A nomination for Ron Paul to be the GOP nominee at least keeps the possiblity of a warmonger out of the equation, and opens up more national discussion for peace.
THANK YOU PRESIDENT BUSH FOR FREEING MILLIONS OF MUSLIMS FROM BRUTAL TYRANNY; FOR SAVING MILLIONS OF MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN FROM HIV/AIDS IN AFRICA; FOR PRODUCING OVER A MILLION AMERICAN JOBS IN THE WAKE OF THE WORST TERROR ATTACK EVER; FOR PROTECTING AMERICA AND HER ALLIES AFTER 9/11 AND FOR MANY YEARS TO COME; AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THANK YOU FOR NEVER PASSING THE BUCK OR USING RACISM, CLASS WARFARE OR JUST OUTRIGHT LYING TO EXCUSE OR JUSTIFY DECISIONS. YOUR LEADERSHIP IS SORELY MISSED.
I think it's just dumb to say a politician is the answer to the problems of a country. Really, what you see throughout history is that politicians are the ones who CAUSE problems. Just wake up and smell the roses, the money is what runs your country, not the politics. Politics is just the mask money uses to run you wild and that's why you get the OWS attitude of "We can't exactly pinpoint what's wrong, but something's wrong!" It's because we don't understand what "political power" really is.
THANK YOU PRESIDENT BUSH FOR FREEING MILLIONS OF MUSLIMS FROM BRUTAL TYRANNY; FOR SAVING MILLIONS OF MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN FROM HIV/AIDS IN AFRICA; FOR PRODUCING OVER A MILLION AMERICAN JOBS IN THE WAKE OF THE WORST TERROR ATTACK EVER; FOR PROTECTING AMERICA AND HER ALLIES AFTER 9/11 AND FOR MANY YEARS TO COME; AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...THANK YOU FOR NEVER EVER PASSING THE BUCK OR USING RACISM, CLASS WARFARE OR JUST OUTRIGHT LYING TO EXCUSE LOUSEY DECISIONS. YOUR LEADERSHIP IS SORELY MISSED.
Check out the face on the guy stood next to him when he says about "when there's machines being made it means there's jobs at the machine making place"....
You don't judge a president by how well he speaks. This guy may not have been our best president but he was 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 better than Obama. Bush didn't screw everything up. Explain to me why Bush spent 14 trillion his entire presidency and Obama spent 10 trillion his FIRST YEAR, and everybody's blaming Bush. Ha. Ignorance. Ha.
Cmon no one can say they havent screwed up in life said the wrong thing at the wrong time, the only difference between us and him is that we arent under survelliance 24/7
There is NO nominee in the GOP that would do ANY better in office BESIDES Ron Paul. For 30 years Paul has been in congress an watched us go from administration to administration, and no matter WHO is in charge, we're still fighting illegal wars, raising the debt, growing the gov't, and bankrupting the people. It's time to put an END to this!
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The only thing the world misses about GW Bush, like Reagan long before him, is his comic antics. Reagan's brand of comedy was the deluded senile, being told what to do and say by the richest, most powerful people in America. Seeing him "er...uhhhh....ummm." his way through it was hilarious. Bush was the same, but he somehow never repeated it the way he was told to say it. The comedy was pure gold, had a slapstick quality about it.
Obama is waaay too intelligent America. You need another clown.
Why don't you execute these bastards? Of course protest must remain violent, but they don't have a problem killing you either - by economic warfare. You think you are their taxpaying slaves?
@shevegen The OWS protestors should unify with the Tea Baggers and protests together at D.C. to get all the corrupted clowns out of D.C. and out of this country!
The Republican Party got their lips pressed so firmly against other Republican Party's buttocks with their ideology! It’s always the same old talking points over and over since the 1800. Watching them talk is like watching a human centipede that doesn't know which arms and legs to move at the same time in order to run this country...
@Pellegrino80 The other thing about Conservatives is they rant like schizophrenic drunks, Obama is a muslim, Obama has a racist preacher, Obama has declared war on religion, for fuck's sake, make your minds up. He can't be all three.
AHAHAHA! That first Bushism was rather disturbing, more of a Freudian slip than bad speaking to me... and the "mother of a child than was abducted in North Korea right in the Oval Office" made me laugh
@haroonkhaleel Nice sock puppet accounts... You should check your grammars more often... I know a lot more about the Bush and OBL family ties then you do...
How is he better than Obama? He allowed military contracts to go to his friends, flew the bin Ladens out of America on 9/11 and basically created a crazy christain party. You aren't conservative on policies, just social and religious issues. Bush was strongly a christain activist in ways, he also said God told him to be President. He also bullied the media and American people into such a fearful society. We are afraid of everything now...yet you say Bush was better than Obama...you obviously wa
Although I am a conservative, I find this absolutely hilarious. I admit he wasn't a perfect president, not even in the top 10, but he is a heck of a lot better than Barack Hussein Obama.
@Judahmangi Did Fucktard Bush captured Osama Bin Laden? NO! It was President Obama who captured Osama Bin Laden... Fucktard Bush let Osama escaped many times, one was in Tora Bora and many previous times...
@Pellegrino80 I'm no Bush fan either but you have to realize that neither man captured Bin Laden. He wasn't captured, he was killed and not by president but the U.S. Navy Seals. Bush's problem is that he led by warped ideology. Bin Laden was offered up to Clinton long before 911 and he passed on capture or killing too. Kudos to Obama for not making the same mistake, though I'm no real fan of him either, but if you think he captured Bin Laden you likely also think OJ Simpson is innocent.
@brilliantjackass That is the most dumbest thing I have ever heard!... Who was it that sent the U.S. Navy Seals to capture Osama? Who was it that set up the intelligence to get spies to follow Osama's couriers! Who was it that set up a replica of Osama's compound for the U.S. Navy Seals to train? It was the Obama's administrations! And NO OJ is not innocent, he's guilty as hell...
only six months after 9/11, this is what gwbush said about OBL: "I don’t know where he is. I really just don’t spend that much time on him, to be honest with you."
BUSH = EPIC FAILURE!!
OBAMA = COMMANDER IN CHIEF WHO GOT THE JOB DONE!!
@Pellegrino80 You are an idiot. It was Bush's policies that allowed our troops to capture Osama Bin Laden... last I checked Obama sat on his ass the whole damn time. Our troops do the work, while Obama reads off his script.
@PrezLeefun Obama had to make the call, to take him, yes or no- you idiot. It was his call and his call only. He made the call. That my friend, is called not sitting on your ass.
For anyone born after 2008, this is exactly what you saw on the evening news virtually every week for eight straight years while he ran the country's economy down the drain and got us involved in two thus far unresolved wars in the middle of the desert.
@Pellegrino80 Bush could not even repeat an old saying...and Jeb is the dumber brother. Having lived in FL with him as our governor...he has his share of Bushism...
When we had that terrible summer of hurricanes Jebs comment to the people of Florida who were seeking his guidance...."Hurricanes are very bad...very very bad"....and this is who you want to represent us?
@JayneBarnum Hell NO! We don't want another Bush in 2012. Jeb wants to run for Prez in 2012, we can't let this happen. We'll see another 8 years of Bush burning our constitution, and war with Iran...
@Demloir We will never know the real answer to how he got re-elected... The 2000 election was stolen, from Al Gore, and Gore should of had been our president, he had the majority of the votes. No president had ever won with out the majority, it was a trick by the Bush/RepublICONs...
@Pellegrino80 and to this day, they still keep on cheating and playing the system, and saying slander and writing libel (all of which are ILLEGAL [acts] by the way). i can't believe alot of Americans don't notice this.
@hendizy You need to do your research! It was a stolen election very similar to Bush vs Gore!
The United States presidential election of 1876 was, and is still one of the most disputed and controversial presidential elections in American history.
Never Again. 8 years of the scourge of bush. A nightmare that could repeat itself with a palin Presidency; since America has a ten minute memory span.
@amakarG "FAMILIES is where our NATION finds hope! where wings take dream!" and also, let's not forget "our enemies are innovative and resourceful... and so were we. they never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people... and neither do we".
and, last but not least, the classic "we got issue in America. too many good docs are gettin' outta business. too many obgyn's aren't able to practice their, their LOVE with women all across this country".
Hahaha!! this makes me laugh alot! But, what is funnier: the president who is foolish enough to say these things, or the voters who elected the president...?
@LoonyLooners it definitely is apparent and obvious that they didn't teach Bush to read when he was a kid. because obviously, he didn't pass that literacy test! the proof is "you teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass.. a literacy test". :-P
"som bout what goes on therrr stays therrr"
kasttt 3 hours ago
"thank u ur holiness, awesome speech" wow lmfao
sanspwr 3 hours ago
u could of also called it :
Best of BUSH-ITS!
Ripper3gc 8 hours ago
LMFAO
bgirlfan1 1 day ago
People need to stop hating on Bush. Sure, he wasn't a very good public speaker which resulted in many funny moments, but that doesn't mean he was a bad president. Many haters don't know shit about politics and why Bush (or just his administration) made the choices he/they did.
lowrinsehan 3 days ago
Lol he was such a bad ass president
EternalIntelligence 4 days ago
YEAH W!
joeyo691 5 days ago
Wings take dream??!!! Oh wow lololoool
DjRoxxia 5 days ago
I'm telling you, every time I watch this I just can't believe it, I mean it's so unbelievably unreal, it can't be real! , it does serve a purpose though, every time I need to laugh my ass off I watch it.
DjRoxxia 5 days ago
damn sneaky ass north koreans, abducting that girl right out of the oval office.
1967cbd 6 days ago
He's such an idiot!!
any12u 1 week ago
BUSH for president he fixes all of Mexico's problems
popstopolus 1 week ago
Hes not an idiot, he just made mistakes, many, and he has problems with literacy and stuff. He is human and makes mistakes, he might not be able to put words right, and theres nothing wrong about going to the wrong door, or saying that the pope made an "awesome" speech, I mean wouldn't you?
shiptech2k9 1 week ago
Able
mrflanders123 1 week ago
Unbeliev
mrflanders123 1 week ago
@JCaesar11 You are truly an idiot. The unnecessary deaths of thousands? Do you not remember 9/11? I sure as hell do. We went to the middle east to avenge and protect our country from further harm.......Unnecessary deaths lol. Your an idiot.
webbsterization 2 weeks ago
@webbsterization The reason we were attacked is because we had troops in the middle east(Saudi Arabia).Also,didn't the usa go to iraq to find weapons of mass destruction remind me how many did we find?
animefreak873 1 week ago
Did you hear what he said??? "It took a while to thaw so its gonna take a while to unthaw"... unbelievable.
tooakki 2 weeks ago
"If you teach a child to read, then He or HEr will be able to pass a literacy test..."
I am beginning to doubt he has ever taken one.
static1994 2 weeks ago
"The fact that they purchased the machine means that someone had to make the machine, and when someone makes the machine it means There is Jobs at the machine-making place..." LOL XD
static1994 2 weeks ago
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Get your facts straight and you won't be quoting the band "The Who" in an address to the nation! "Fool me once....'Won't get fooled again'" lol
static1994 2 weeks ago
lol.. Fool me once..lol he is a fool..lol
DB25islive 2 weeks ago
What the hell was he saying about fish and people coexisting peacefully?!!?!?
stp52x 2 weeks ago
some days me n my dad wld watch his speeches instead of stand up
bigronirawdawg 2 weeks ago
He reminds me of someone who could be on talladega nights
Mistrbonbon1122 2 weeks ago
Well technically he wasn't wrong. There are more than 300 people in this country. lol It's a bit of an understatement, though lol
TeamJacob57 2 weeks ago
He is too funny, but either he acts like that on purpose or he's a Manchurian Candidate, I just cannot believe he could be that much of an idiot... Makes for good laughs though lol.
tooakki 3 weeks ago
@tooakki He's not stupid, he's just not a good speaker. There's a difference.
TeamJacob57 2 weeks ago
@TeamJacob57 Either way man, get your facts straight and you wont be quoting the band "The Who" in an address to the nation! "Fool me once....'Won't get fooled again'" lol
static1994 2 weeks ago
"Awesome speech." LOL
Efury852 3 weeks ago
"internets" lol
602taliban 3 weeks ago
LOL..... I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!.. how can you people not love and enjoy this man. I enjoy his two term presidency with everything that happen ....like nat king cole said "UNFORGETTABLE" . May you live a long time full of health and happiness and let everyone praise what your accomplishments. i know the media benefit much more than any other president could have done for them. The world loves you George.!! LOL
malcabro 3 weeks ago
I think his speech writers wrote his speeches that way in hopes that his speeches, in addition to everything else, would be enough to get him impeached XD
antiinsomniac 3 weeks ago
It would be fine to indulge this idiot and laugh at his juvenile antics and speech patterns were it not for the fact that his actions tarnished America and resulted in the unnecessary deaths of thousands.
JCaesar11 3 weeks ago 7
@JCaesar11
I bet you wish you were smart enough to graduate from Yale (with any GPA)
thumper59hotmail 1 week ago
isnt that shit scary? i cant believe we`re all still alive
xxx3WAYxxx 1 month ago 11
Just an average American , damn does that mean I'm dumb too if I consider my self n average American
kamina77 1 month ago
what people need to realize is that Bush didn't make every single damn decision for America. There were many, many staff members, specialists in fact of different fields, that guided the decisions Bush announced. In fact, I would say that a vast majority of the decisions made "by Bush" were completely out of his immediate power
lowrinsehan 1 month ago
omg i hardly ever laugh out loud but this sh*t tickled my fancy! especially about the OBGYNs
cmmnam 1 month ago
Epic.:-)))
5821TrOy86950 1 month ago
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Defacts0 1 month ago
i wonder if bush would lose to obama in 2012... i hope so
zshoonander 1 month ago
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mollyfisk 1 month ago
Where did the years go senor bush? OMFG he made me laugh
luckycharms8282 1 month ago
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Democrats should consider voting in the republican primaries for Ron Paul based upon the national discussion it could create for the notion of international Peace.
Even if they don't vote for him in the general election.
Do you Really want Newt or Romney to run any risk of being president? Really?
A nomination for Ron Paul to be the GOP nominee at least keeps the possiblity of a warmonger out of the equation, and opens up more national discussion for peace.
Plus it irks the neocons.
Premier112 1 month ago
What worries me is that.... someone was paid to write that for him!
LizaLips1 1 month ago
He was dumber than a post. But he had good reflexes.
sarcee1960 1 month ago 3
It's INCREDIBLE this guy was actually the president of the United States for 8 years! No wonder everything was a nosedive disaster. Thanks Cons.
christianecon 1 month ago
only if those shoes hit the dipshit
Demon1993Seed 1 month ago
Oh, what an embarrassment he was. LOL
cryptosquid 1 month ago
There will never be a more hilarious president.
zuxzux 1 month ago
What an Idiot!
frbjoernLA 1 month ago
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THANK YOU PRESIDENT BUSH FOR FREEING MILLIONS OF MUSLIMS FROM BRUTAL TYRANNY; FOR SAVING MILLIONS OF MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN FROM HIV/AIDS IN AFRICA; FOR PRODUCING OVER A MILLION AMERICAN JOBS IN THE WAKE OF THE WORST TERROR ATTACK EVER; FOR PROTECTING AMERICA AND HER ALLIES AFTER 9/11 AND FOR MANY YEARS TO COME; AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THANK YOU FOR NEVER PASSING THE BUCK OR USING RACISM, CLASS WARFARE OR JUST OUTRIGHT LYING TO EXCUSE OR JUSTIFY DECISIONS. YOUR LEADERSHIP IS SORELY MISSED.
Boris82much 1 month ago
1:58 walter from the big lebowski in the background?
SmartAssLIVE 1 month ago
@SmartAssLIVE fool me once.... shame on.... shame on you.......... if you fool me you can't get fooled again.....
MrJudee66 1 month ago
Great shoe dodge! I want him on my dodge ball team.
WatchNoEvil 1 month ago
I think it's just dumb to say a politician is the answer to the problems of a country. Really, what you see throughout history is that politicians are the ones who CAUSE problems. Just wake up and smell the roses, the money is what runs your country, not the politics. Politics is just the mask money uses to run you wild and that's why you get the OWS attitude of "We can't exactly pinpoint what's wrong, but something's wrong!" It's because we don't understand what "political power" really is.
comedyisgreat24 2 months ago
Best. President. EVAR! He got an MBA at Harvard, where wings take dream. Long live The Decider!
MegaGrimReaper13 2 months ago
loved this guy in harold and kumar
NoWorries97 2 months ago
well we do have more that 300 people, he wasnt lying.
DrunkenNuts 2 months ago
watch?v=qE9ArzjnkeY
LearnToReadTheKuran 2 months ago
lol 2:53 hahaha that segment i laughed so hard at.
Tastyichigo 2 months ago
Now, I am not a Bush hater, I am not a liberal, but damn this was funny.
UNCHARTEDuniverse 2 months ago
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THANK YOU PRESIDENT BUSH FOR FREEING MILLIONS OF MUSLIMS FROM BRUTAL TYRANNY; FOR SAVING MILLIONS OF MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN FROM HIV/AIDS IN AFRICA; FOR PRODUCING OVER A MILLION AMERICAN JOBS IN THE WAKE OF THE WORST TERROR ATTACK EVER; FOR PROTECTING AMERICA AND HER ALLIES AFTER 9/11 AND FOR MANY YEARS TO COME; AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...THANK YOU FOR NEVER EVER PASSING THE BUCK OR USING RACISM, CLASS WARFARE OR JUST OUTRIGHT LYING TO EXCUSE LOUSEY DECISIONS. YOUR LEADERSHIP IS SORELY MISSED.
Boris82much 2 months ago
and this guy got elected twice
commander144 2 months ago
Check out the face on the guy stood next to him when he says about "when there's machines being made it means there's jobs at the machine making place"....
ToffClobberer 2 months ago
and where were those weapons of mass destruction........
TheWheelofLife100 2 months ago
3:20 The pres handshakes got style yo
2DaCheapChimp 2 months ago
And this is exactly why Obama has a nearly impossible task on his hands
Starsandfunk 2 months ago
You don't judge a president by how well he speaks. This guy may not have been our best president but he was 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 better than Obama. Bush didn't screw everything up. Explain to me why Bush spent 14 trillion his entire presidency and Obama spent 10 trillion his FIRST YEAR, and everybody's blaming Bush. Ha. Ignorance. Ha.
Gordontrek 2 months ago
@Gordontrek - Because Bush ran away from the table without paying the huge bill he racked up.
The Bill came due during Obama's first year. Don't blame him for having to cover the check.
myradioon 1 month ago
Damn, America. How did you let this guy get elected?
XxShadowOfAgesxX 2 months ago
Hell Yeah! Amurka!
andrewmueller23 2 months ago
Cmon no one can say they havent screwed up in life said the wrong thing at the wrong time, the only difference between us and him is that we arent under survelliance 24/7
DoYouFingerPaint 2 months ago
This fuggin guy was President of the United States of America for 8 years. People wonder why shits all fucked up.....
steelherd15 2 months ago
internets :D lol
SuperChadiX 2 months ago
fool me once shame on you, fool me cant get fooled again
doinworksonnnnn 2 months ago
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful
And.. So are we
They never cease to think of new ways to harm our country and our people
And ..neither do we ^^
Lol , Bush junior was awesome ...I ,miss him *sniff*
strandalx 2 months ago
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There is NO nominee in the GOP that would do ANY better in office BESIDES Ron Paul. For 30 years Paul has been in congress an watched us go from administration to administration, and no matter WHO is in charge, we're still fighting illegal wars, raising the debt, growing the gov't, and bankrupting the people. It's time to put an END to this!
Metalpaved 2 months ago
,,turd needs waterboarded, duh!
wolfdaddy205 2 months ago
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I don't think anything this funny could happen to the earth for another 1000 years if everyone tried HAHA
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TrendnTopiczVlog 3 months ago
This is the funniest thing ever. "Fool me once.... shame on you!" HAHAHA!
IAmHaloNoob 3 months ago
It takes a while to thaw.. And it will take a while to unthaw. Lol jeeze
bossy209 3 months ago
this guy cheated the vote system
lidlindian 3 months ago
How did this guy ever get anywhere close to being voted into office. Blows my mind.
133j0hn 3 months ago
fish and human beings?!he's much more hilarious here than robot chicken hahaha
salviileo 3 months ago
a milling machine can make itself... STUPID..
lynneuphoria 3 months ago
Lmfao. Filters on the internets
EricToTheScionti 3 months ago
To his credit, Bush seems like a genuinely nice, down-home kinda guy. But was he ever fit to run a country? HELL NO.
RedPaganPunk 3 months ago 20
The only thing the world misses about GW Bush, like Reagan long before him, is his comic antics. Reagan's brand of comedy was the deluded senile, being told what to do and say by the richest, most powerful people in America. Seeing him "er...uhhhh....ummm." his way through it was hilarious. Bush was the same, but he somehow never repeated it the way he was told to say it. The comedy was pure gold, had a slapstick quality about it.
Obama is waaay too intelligent America. You need another clown.
ToffClobberer 3 months ago
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ToffClobberer 3 months ago
Wake up people.
The 1% control your policies.
Why don't you execute these bastards? Of course protest must remain violent, but they don't have a problem killing you either - by economic warfare. You think you are their taxpaying slaves?
shevegen 3 months ago 10
@shevegen The OWS protestors should unify with the Tea Baggers and protests together at D.C. to get all the corrupted clowns out of D.C. and out of this country!
Pellegrino80 3 months ago 3
@Pellegrino80 That makes too much sense to work....
cwmclaughlin67 2 months ago
@Pellegrino80 That makes too much sense to ever have a chance of working
cwmclaughlin67 2 months ago
@Pellegrino80 but the tea baggers are the ones who support a lot of the corruption, be it by accident or not...
lucymydog1995 1 month ago
@shevegen Oh fuck off.
BeestOfSpood 3 months ago
hahahahahahhaha best compilation yet!
parddz 4 months ago
LMAO XD god love em you KNOW he was trying his ass off lmao that makes it funnier lol
neilhinkle6651 4 months ago
Oh man this video is unbelievably funny... I feel like I just did some ab crunches!
stevesg92 4 months ago
Funny video.THE fact that the majority of Americans voted for this sad little airhead...
Silly little garden gnome. Ugly too!
4Patat 4 months ago
Wow the shit dat come out of his mouth lol
dippsta23 4 months ago
Reminds me of Michael Scott and just how painfully awkward he made things... I'm cringing way over here and laughing at the same time
TheVampireFreddo 4 months ago
The Republican Party got their lips pressed so firmly against other Republican Party's buttocks with their ideology! It’s always the same old talking points over and over since the 1800. Watching them talk is like watching a human centipede that doesn't know which arms and legs to move at the same time in order to run this country...
Pellegrino80 5 months ago 4
@Pellegrino80 The other thing about Conservatives is they rant like schizophrenic drunks, Obama is a muslim, Obama has a racist preacher, Obama has declared war on religion, for fuck's sake, make your minds up. He can't be all three.
ToffClobberer 2 months ago
@Pellegrino80 That is a rather silly statement. Please read a history book.
davidus3 2 months ago
i keep thinking about the bumper sticker i saw with bush waving saying "miss me yet?" i look forward to 2012 when we have NObamma!
82raptor 5 months ago
I lost it at "Thanks your holiness, awesome speech."
MeetTheBeaf 6 months ago 19
@MeetTheBeaf =oD
Pellegrino80 5 months ago
@MeetTheBeaf that should not be a Bushism; awesome is a real word. Neither the Ninja Turtles or rock-n-rollers just made it up.
0hs0Zen0 5 months ago
@MeetTheBeaf me too! he's such a stoner.
BallsMahoeny 4 months ago
he was dropped at birth,definitely
sawyerbobby 7 months ago
WHERE WINGS TAKE DREAM? HOW DO YOU?.... XDDDD
AriesGoddess93 8 months ago
AHAHAHA! That first Bushism was rather disturbing, more of a Freudian slip than bad speaking to me... and the "mother of a child than was abducted in North Korea right in the Oval Office" made me laugh
AriesGoddess93 8 months ago
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Closely listen to an Inception dvd made before the January 8th Tucson shooting, especially around the dialogue, "Do It."
jamestargetedindiv 8 months ago
@haroonkhaleel Nice sock puppet accounts... You should check your grammars more often... I know a lot more about the Bush and OBL family ties then you do...
Pellegrino80 8 months ago
Great job, Pelle!
chgosatrap 9 months ago
Great video!
385Mercedes 9 months ago
Every time we get a new president, we say that the old one was better. Even a decent president following an epic fail president won't stop the trend.
TorchicBlaziken313 9 months ago
I love how butch he is!
EffLabels 9 months ago
Get rid of Dickhead Cheney and I'd vote Bush over Obama.
leeham991 9 months ago
"the U.S and american were never meant to have a close relationship" I think somebody fell off the wagon..LOL!!!
wildman0945 10 months ago 4
@wildman0945 LOL!!!
Pellegrino80 10 months ago
How is he better than Obama? He allowed military contracts to go to his friends, flew the bin Ladens out of America on 9/11 and basically created a crazy christain party. You aren't conservative on policies, just social and religious issues. Bush was strongly a christain activist in ways, he also said God told him to be President. He also bullied the media and American people into such a fearful society. We are afraid of everything now...yet you say Bush was better than Obama...you obviously wa
goblowsoup 10 months ago
Although I am a conservative, I find this absolutely hilarious. I admit he wasn't a perfect president, not even in the top 10, but he is a heck of a lot better than Barack Hussein Obama.
Judahmangi 10 months ago
@Judahmangi Did Fucktard Bush captured Osama Bin Laden? NO! It was President Obama who captured Osama Bin Laden... Fucktard Bush let Osama escaped many times, one was in Tora Bora and many previous times...
Pellegrino80 10 months ago 4
@Pellegrino80 I'm no Bush fan either but you have to realize that neither man captured Bin Laden. He wasn't captured, he was killed and not by president but the U.S. Navy Seals. Bush's problem is that he led by warped ideology. Bin Laden was offered up to Clinton long before 911 and he passed on capture or killing too. Kudos to Obama for not making the same mistake, though I'm no real fan of him either, but if you think he captured Bin Laden you likely also think OJ Simpson is innocent.
brilliantjackass 9 months ago
@brilliantjackass That is the most dumbest thing I have ever heard!... Who was it that sent the U.S. Navy Seals to capture Osama? Who was it that set up the intelligence to get spies to follow Osama's couriers! Who was it that set up a replica of Osama's compound for the U.S. Navy Seals to train? It was the Obama's administrations! And NO OJ is not innocent, he's guilty as hell...
Pellegrino80 9 months ago
@brilliantjackass
only six months after 9/11, this is what gwbush said about OBL: "I don’t know where he is. I really just don’t spend that much time on him, to be honest with you."
BUSH = EPIC FAILURE!!
OBAMA = COMMANDER IN CHIEF WHO GOT THE JOB DONE!!
astraia1x 9 months ago 4
pelle -- i don't know how i missed this video. thumbs up and added to my favorites.
astraia1x 9 months ago
@Pellegrino80 You are an idiot. It was Bush's policies that allowed our troops to capture Osama Bin Laden... last I checked Obama sat on his ass the whole damn time. Our troops do the work, while Obama reads off his script.
PrezLeefun 2 months ago
@PrezLeefun Obama had to make the call, to take him, yes or no- you idiot. It was his call and his call only. He made the call. That my friend, is called not sitting on your ass.
You can't rewrite history.
myradioon 1 month ago
What a complete fuckwit
Jindypops 10 months ago
hahaha i love bush
yzwoodsrider 10 months ago
im suprised he didnt get us nuked. fukkin waste of flesh. hope he dies now.
nicholasdsteil 10 months ago
man, I'm 19 years old and I'm actually smarter than this baboon than was our president!
what happened beloved America?
acolytes777 11 months ago
LOL.... OBGYN's Love with women......
micklo1 11 months ago
Keep Playing 2:31, lol. Man Bushey sure can duck a shoe can't he? haha!
ricogoldstar 11 months ago
what a dick
MrGoldenV 11 months ago
I MISS BUSH!
jakethesnake10000 1 year ago
I found the Bulgaria part funny as I'm Bulgarian myself.
ReshiROM1 1 year ago
This is the best Bushisms compilation I've seen.
For anyone born after 2008, this is exactly what you saw on the evening news virtually every week for eight straight years while he ran the country's economy down the drain and got us involved in two thus far unresolved wars in the middle of the desert.
And we voted for him. Twice.
sinisterniik 1 year ago 29
@sinisterniik
the first election was rigged.
nicholasdsteil 10 months ago
@sinisterniik Well only once actually. He cheated the vote system. Damn al gore would be an awesome president.
MrTheLOLOL 5 months ago
@sinisterniik once actually
globalchaos1984 3 months ago
thaw.... unthaw.... wait what?
jkilic 1 year ago
How did he get elected the 1st time!
seangerrymusic 1 year ago 3
@seangerrymusic With the help of Bush's brother who was Governor of Florida, and Fox News.
Pellegrino80 1 year ago 11
@Pellegrino80 Bush could not even repeat an old saying...and Jeb is the dumber brother. Having lived in FL with him as our governor...he has his share of Bushism...
When we had that terrible summer of hurricanes Jebs comment to the people of Florida who were seeking his guidance...."Hurricanes are very bad...very very bad"....and this is who you want to represent us?
JayneBarnum 1 year ago
@JayneBarnum Hell NO! We don't want another Bush in 2012. Jeb wants to run for Prez in 2012, we can't let this happen. We'll see another 8 years of Bush burning our constitution, and war with Iran...
Pellegrino80 1 year ago
@seangerrymusic He was selected not elected...he was chosen for his Name recognition and for his ability to be led.
Bush is and was a moron. Thats why the dumb people of America voted him in....he is just like them.
JayneBarnum 1 year ago
how did he manage to get re-elected? lol
Demloir 1 year ago 2
@Demloir We will never know the real answer to how he got re-elected... The 2000 election was stolen, from Al Gore, and Gore should of had been our president, he had the majority of the votes. No president had ever won with out the majority, it was a trick by the Bush/RepublICONs...
Pellegrino80 1 year ago
@Pellegrino80 and to this day, they still keep on cheating and playing the system, and saying slander and writing libel (all of which are ILLEGAL [acts] by the way). i can't believe alot of Americans don't notice this.
JediMasterLego 1 year ago
@Pellegrino80 That is not true Rutherford B. Hayes won the presidency in 1876 without the popular vote go do some research
hendizy 1 year ago
@hendizy You need to do your research! It was a stolen election very similar to Bush vs Gore!
The United States presidential election of 1876 was, and is still one of the most disputed and controversial presidential elections in American history.
Pellegrino80 1 year ago
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Never Again. 8 years of the scourge of bush. A nightmare that could repeat itself with a palin Presidency; since America has a ten minute memory span.
newmac 1 year ago
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newmac 1 year ago
“These immigrants have helped transform thirteen small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people.”
!!!!
amakarG 1 year ago 2
@amakarG "FAMILIES is where our NATION finds hope! where wings take dream!" and also, let's not forget "our enemies are innovative and resourceful... and so were we. they never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people... and neither do we".
and, last but not least, the classic "we got issue in America. too many good docs are gettin' outta business. too many obgyn's aren't able to practice their, their LOVE with women all across this country".
ROFLMFAO
JediMasterLego 1 year ago
haha bush is hilarious.
DJDannyBacardi 1 year ago 2
@DJDannyBacardi i think he took lessons from the 3 Stooges :-P
JediMasterLego 1 year ago
"Thank you your holyness, AWESOME SPEECH!"
tunny2000 1 year ago
"Is our children learning?"
joesjoes20 1 year ago
"Thank you your holiness, an awesome speech" LOL
minotaur3004 1 year ago
Bush has made great contributions to the Inter-hwebs
hermanoguzman 1 year ago
Hahaha!! this makes me laugh alot! But, what is funnier: the president who is foolish enough to say these things, or the voters who elected the president...?
MsYellowDaisy 1 year ago 2
"Teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test"
That is an all-time classic quote
LoonyLooners 1 year ago
@LoonyLooners it definitely is apparent and obvious that they didn't teach Bush to read when he was a kid. because obviously, he didn't pass that literacy test! the proof is "you teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass.. a literacy test". :-P
JediMasterLego 1 year ago
2:30 LOL
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