Baby Assassin

[TulkorHAOMARUSH]

I thought the title of the film was "Baby Asian"...does that make me racist or dyslexic?

[Marsonian]

This was so well made!! It really had the feel of a hard core movie (but maybe the real movie would have a woman assassin instead of a baby) haha. Awesomeness

[FacezForreal]

AWH!

[Stewiegriffinist]

This is so damn hilarious.

[kfdyy]

GOD DAMMIT THAT SHOULD BE ME WITH THE MY LITTLE PONY DOLL!!!!  Oh wait, it's gen 3, nvm.

[scaldash]

my little pony is so worth all that killing

[jamalgerrardo0989]

PUSSSSYY GAWWWDD DAMMNNEDD PUSSSY

[CardingtonLZF]

@jamalgerrardo0989 ROFL

[2310Jman]

That was so funny:D

[ManuSBeatS]

omg this video was great it was even better than hangover2 in my opinion

[SuperKK000]

pfff.....u guys should see MY SISTER!!!!!!!!

[Igonnago2NZ]

cool BMW

[insidious420]

I first saw the 'Banned Mentos Commercial' a few years ago, but somehow didn't know these guys had more videos! Holy shit, this was hilarious and most of the other ones are too. Just ridiculously random, absurd, awesome plots. Awesome job.

[chirisquis10]

I will post this on my facebook and share! You need more subs homie. Good work on your vids.

[ufckiller100]

hahaha

[Jayweezy1326]

Exceeds the blair witch project by alot

[souske25]

of course the little girl is asian

[TheNono165]

i got this while watching scarface the same i guess

[jr00013]

Great movie. One question tho. Who else spotted Cujo Leone and Boris' bodyguard being played by rubydog 

[Cettywise]

"Here's a tip bitch" And just fuckin kills her... I love this shit.

[iforgot87871]

That was great when the guy starting shooting himself on accident because of the impact of the boss shooting him. LOL.

[FlailingGermanKilla]

lol heres ur tip bitch. lol love that part.

[Gallipoli620]

Tactical Toddler Inbound! It is Over!

[therustymuffin]

Press 8 over and over!

[hbkkid21]

This reminds me of the last time I played Call of Duty online

[knickabocker824]

@hellskat123456789 fuck off, you post videos on mindcraft, you don't have to be a goddamn critic. Also, 1:38 "muy gusto" funny shit

[offwithurhead]

so cute!!<:D

[rubydog189]

@HellsKat123456789 agreed

[HeilEvilCupCake]

@HellsKat123456789 its for entertainment purposes and i give it a 10 for effort. who died and made you spielberg? what an asshole

[HeilEvilCupCake]

@HellsKat123456789 thats what its all about, entertainment, still you sound like a royal asshole.

[joex49]

@HellsKat123456789 wtf do u want? brad pitt?

[crocadoc2]

@HellsKat123456789 well im 100% sure it ON PURPOSE its ment to be bad acting and bad effects to make it funnier there lots of funny stuff that does that like aqua uinit patrol squad 1

[machimamike]

@HellsKat123456789 lets see you do better. Go play minecraft fucking troll. Great job guys amazing videos, I am posting this on twitter, and facebook. you guys could really tke this far. You should persue it.

[fooldude22]

@machimamike Minecrafts fun and i like this video... OH!

[HellsKat123456789]

@HellsKat123456789 Haha, most of the replies to my "critique' comment are negative, but the one that in my perstective that looks positive has 38 thumbs up, kinda funny.

[HellsKat123456789]

@HellsKat123456789 Yes spelled perspective wrong I'm a moron, arent I?

[sheka03]

lol good video

[psychojoseph1]

What kind of messed up fuck teaches a little girl to do that shit?

[psychojoseph1]

Shes definitely the worlds youngest contract killer.

[johnnyBb19]

wow that was best short film i have ever seen really good

[lolitah028]

This was too awesome, LMAO!

[celix4n]

I KNEW count Chocula was in the mob!

[SuperRigo90]

woo those affects look so real

[SavvyLovesMAC]

OMG she is soo cute!! I love her payment lol

[NB1AssasinDTV]

34 people were in that car

[Samopal21]

This is probably the best thing I've ever seen on Youtube.

[joerover22]

lol jesus is the shooting himself in the head at 2:20 necessary lmao

[lupusastrum7]

Just like my 7th birthday party......

[iOwnYourShoes1]

omygod shes amazing.

I want her as my little sister o_o

[eddieeddedd8]

STOP SPEAKING SPANISH!!!

[geppetto2012]

Non ci sono un po' troppe persone con i baffi in questo video? :D

[lollypopgirl1226]

if ya dont get ya own t.v show,ima b pissed!!

[CircusCaravan]

Those mustaches are fantastic!! :D

[Reiku03]

Shenanigans !!!

[Jordygurrl22]

I LOVE YOU MATT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[freedomland11]

Goo Goo Gaga Gaga Mother Fuckers!!!

[KurisuDikei]

how can anyone dislike rubydog films...

what the fuck is wrong with those god damn fucks!

[666789443]

Stop speaking spanish!!

[StOnEcOlDrEd]

Did you adopt this littlt oriental kid just for ruby dog?

[coryboy345]

"fuckin' amateurs" HAHA

[AzianAzzHole]

Moral of this story: My Little Ponies = new government conspiracy.

[RichyBoyBlaze]

funniest shit i have seen all day!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheAtheistJuggernaut]

my God she wants a toy pony MY GOD that girl is evil Sigh!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!

[wkhmoviez]

Lol at :49 when the guy says "no he's not"

[Riond551]

Reporter: We are here at the scene of what appears to be a massive assassination job by the vicious killer known only as "Terror Toddler". The death toll is estimated at 15 and eyewitnesses report seeing three people in the cemetary discussing a "job well done" and the "payment" which is believed to be a my little pony doll. Police are now narrowing down the suspects to only one person by the name of-

*Beeping*

*House blows up*

[Stiletoz669]

hahaha u guys are hilarious

[taylor189]

Dear Rubydog189,

I have watched your videos for a while now, and I'd like to say they are funny, and when they are action, they have the perfect amount of action and comedy mixed in. Genius. Pure genius.

[TheSharkasmCrew]

any one that says anything about how many people disliked this video can fuck off.

[supernuetralhero]

who's bmw

[tokyorose999]

why does this video not have millions of plays

[mrman623048]

@tokyorose999 exactly what I said

[fatpeople911]

Its weird seeing people i know from high school in popular youtube videos

[slapsick]

'do you have my payment?...good...i'm coming now' this lil girl is crazy..all that for a 'my little pony' :{

[rollinstoned0]

fucking halarious!

[99DannyMann99]

@baileybop9 store

[ohmahgawdfilms]

"you're a fucking dead man!" "no he's not"

[Creammacker]

part2?

[Takiado]

Also, i have to point out the ingenious storyline.. the kid did all that damage for a damn toy?!?! LMAO its too good I can't stop laughing!

[Takiado]

LMFAO at the laugh at the end.. priceless! Couldn't stop laughing along XD

[gattmanfu]

Congratulations, that had to be the best low budget flick I have seen in a while. I would love to see a part two.

[DieCupcake]

This is like one of the best low-budget shorts I've ever seen. Fucking hilarious and clever, awesome job guys!

[AppearingSkys]

THIS IS SOO ADORABLEEEEEEEEE ;D

[HMCgirl]

Effin' Brilliant. BRILLIANT.

There's a character called "The Female" in an Ennis comic called "The Boys." This vid could be a prequel!

[YogurtArchangel]

Absolute genius. XD

[blanknot]

@baileybop9 He stole her from a guy on the street, along with a small-town blade, buddha shrine, and Blood Sport DVD.

[Snakedumpling]

fucken cute

"do you habs my payment?"

LOVE IT!

[lesliegg1961]

you people ROCK! This is only the second rubydog video I have seen but I am hooked. I don't know what I'll watch when I get passed the 45th video. Hopefully you make more by then or its back to "Charlie bit my finger!"

[elpickle123]

reminds me of mafia 2

[KamiKazeRecords]

Did anyone notice at 0:50 after he says "Your a fucking dead man!" theres a voice in the background that says "No hes not!"

LMAO.

[muzak705]

@KamiKazeRecords hahaha i listened again and i heard that as well!!!

[evry190]

STOP SPEAKING SPANISH!!!!

HERE'S YOUR TIP BITCH

[ABLKelosFEAR]

Rubydog189, I will offer you two hundred dollars for your little asian badass.

I have a mentos dealer who didnt give me my mentos.. And he's going to see what a little gal like this little beauty can do. *cackle*

[BolookiBoy]

The only tip i could give is to edit the license plate to make it say "MAFIA" or some shit, just not the original

[dustneckos]

hahahahahaha

[LucidDreams420]

Dayamn, that lil bitch is cold... I'm so glad I watched this lol... this is better than like 85% of all the movies I've seen in the past 10 years lmao

[UndergroundKing01]

im sending over a little....how u saaayy? house warning gift

[UndergroundKing01]

whuts the beginning speach from?

[ThisIsKindaFunny]

@UndergroundKing01 They made it.

[squirrelrod]

funny shit

[DeaditeScum]

This rivals "The Landlord"

[xXZackyandSnowXx]

Greatest one yet. I swear to God you guys need to be on MTV

[kamorte121212]

freakin sweet

[dnlhaxor]

the little girl is so cute =D

Nice vid

[ZaeGame]

@baileybop9 Ebay

[fresapaletosa]

boris looks like topher grace

[00Delta]

I want this rubydog films back :<...

[EphraimRodrigez]

good old cheap effects fake guns and mustaches and dont forget daddys bmw ^^

[betoccustodio]

muito loco

[Killzone2375]

that was probably the payment for doing this

[tccs319]

dude where in ct did you film this?

[FUNNYaLaJeanette]

the little girl is so cute

[carlos4louco]

LOL

[carlos4louco]

@carlos4louco LOL

[ohmahgawdfilms]

@baileybop9 probably ebay

[nick5609]

funny!!!!



[DoctorPillowThief]

lil asian girl she will f**K you up!

[kev0233killaqueenz]

lmaao

[mysintolovemen]

Brilliant! And you used the perfect little girl for this! Kudos!

[hilariouschris]

frankie that is the cutest thing i have ever seen... AW! THE LITTLE BITCH! SHE SHOT MY DICK!

[NeonAera]

"I'm gonna rip out your eyes and fucking skull fuck you, you hear me you russian fuck!!" ROFL

[theheyheys8]

lol this is so funni!!!!

[byehinotbye]

love it big time

[katithekidintheback]

This was the cutest vid everrr :D

[PwnageMewsic]

I love when the guy shoots himself while being shot ahah.

[BugGummies69]

i loveeee ittt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MoreisHe]

When the guy gets shot behind the bar and shoots himself while getting shot I rofl'd

[j5hp]

lols

[lovaforeva1]

the girl is so cutie but evil

[NewElectroHouse]

hahahaha, nice payment xD

[LunaticCalm]

Best 4 minutes of my life.

[Jinxxed0]

lolz0rds.

[lazycowpow]

make more vid with her

[thecrazyblueberry]

go,girl,go get your pony

[gianenudo]

PUSSY GOD DAMN PUSSY

[astrologue]

LOL

[DjRew1995]

so funny

me an my cousins love this vid

[xoblondiebo]

this is by far the coolest thing ive ever seen

[jazynang]

lol..CUTE!!

[HEBREWJEWZ]

lol russian!!!! this is the best vid!!!

[kevinwashere12345]

GO LITTLE ASIANS!

[nijelly12345]

KEVIN!

3:22 my mom has that phone!

[unclesam1024]

All you need to is squeez the trigger

[Deepsand101]

This and cereal are the best vids. There aren't enough like this.

[AaronH9111]

@Deepsand101

I like alot of their vids, but I agree that Baby Assassin and Cereal are the best and they need to make some more cause they are awesome!!!!

[ljay1127]

here's a tip bitch.. Bratatatatat!?

[MadNinja345]

lol. So hilarious! and that little girl is adorable!

[OmGzXX]

fucking badass.

[disturbedsengi]

I laughed hard at the end :D pony..

[GreyxNinja]

man shit just got real up in this bitch!

[shiv604]

lol watch thier movie titled car sale

[vampire17vero]

oh my god so funny i loved the ending ..that little girl kicks ass!!

[DarkCT]

complete wanton slaughter, all for a "My Little Pony."

WONDERFUL! 5/5!

[YPGProductions]

lol that is freakin funny

[BankaiKurai550]

you can get asian kids for.98 each or 10 for $5 on ebay!

[vampire17vero]

@BankaiKurai550

O.o

[MegaZoneEXE]

3:21

[kylemonkeyrocks123]

russians FTW!!!!!!

[dale60able]

funny videeo..?

[fresapaletosa]

i dont get it

, how can a little girl operate an ak47?

[nirvanafan833]

@fresapaletosa-murderously

[BankrollBoyz07]

thats why it's so funny lol

[synthplaya]

whats the song in the begining? anyone know?

[teddybearlover22]

my cousin looks like her

[NeonAera]

Boris: Hahahaha *eyes pop up* YOUR THREATS ARE IMPOTENT. Lol His accent cracks me up

[jrshoultes]

Dude, this is awesome.

[POKOPEKI]

LOL ''The little biitch, frankie she shot my dick!''

[richardFL2009]

Im not missing with that little girl

[NeonAera]

Two words. Fucking hilarious. 5/5 stars. Great video,

[bobolandi]

Holy shit!!! 5/5!!