Jeremy Clarkson goes mad

[ZondaFRoadster]

I almost forgot he did something like this in a deleted scene from the Bolivia special. He sliced open the bonnet of James' car and almost got into a chainsaw/machete fight with him!

[slymills]

@ZondaFRoadster haha ive seen that deleted scene lol :P clarkson, hammond and may crack me up haha

[BelleWonder14]

who let jeremy near the chain saw

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

"Do NOT put a motorcycle on the board."

"I'm sensing disagreement from you."

YOU DON'T SAY???

[koleknight]

Clarkson saw massacre ! Part one !

Awesome ! :)))

[cas1994]

did i miss the part where he went mad? It seemed to me he did all the necessary emergency procedures when a bike gets on the Cool Wall

[DjSpExZoNe]

Bloody hell how I love this series... there's nothing compared to that in the whole fuckng world...

other top gears from other countrys can fuck off!!!! specially america's.....

[MDK2582]

@DjSpExZoNe As an American, I wholeheartedly agree. The sheer hilarity like this, "Run or you'll be a lot shorter!" The moment I heard of Fifth Gear it hasn't enough gears. Top Gear U.S... I watched a few seconds of it and changed the channel (and wished I had those seconds back in my life). It's just not Top Gear without the three kings of car-nage and the true Stig, ex-Stig, the next Stig, the current Stig, etc etc.

[DjSpExZoNe]

@MDK2582 You are right. It's like everything. Original is original. No copies please... :D

[MDK2582]

@DjSpExZoNe Yep, classics never die, it's just their offspring remakes that die instead, lol

[PHILIP019]

this clip is season 9 episode 4.. thx

[TheRushingWind]

Wow clarkson looks like a right dick.

[Tazmaneer]

and James just looking lost at the end

[93Katrina]

Hah! Hammond owns! ;)

[throbzdubstep]

Yeah that was not set up one bit :) Loved it though.

[Gioagla]

ducati is the looser s bike....a real guy drives japan bike ...now throw with the bricks....hahaha ...ducati = pussy bike ....

[cadillacjim75]

Hammond like motorbikes.

Hammond likes Porsche 911s

Hammond likes the stupid-looking Zonda

Hammond has his teeth whitened.

No wonder I can't stand him.

[clarinetlover2012]

@cadillacjim75 He hasn't had his teeth whitened... as he has said numerous times on the show. Anyway, if you can't stand him, then why watch this?

[cadillacjim75]

@clarinetlover2012 Because a) I like Top Gear much more than I dislike Hammond and b) it's just my opinion which last time I checked, I'm allowed to have.

[clarinetlover2012]

@cadillacjim75 Well you should have said that you like Top Gear more than you like Richard Hammond! Then I would've understood why you are watching this!

[PatrickGTOfficial]

@cadillacjim75 stupid looking zonda???

[Riles07]

Out of interest, the Ducati 1098 is faster than 99% of the cars on the cool wall.

Knowledge is power.

[MrTURBOJOHN]

@Riles07 speed doesn't make it cool

[Riles07]

@MrTURBOJOHN it's the Ferrari of motorcycles. If a Koenigsegg is cool because of the whole "exploding through the pearly gates in a flaming Swedish super car saying "I'm here! Where're the women?" "

Then I daresay an extraordinarily fast and sleek Italian sport bike is cool as well. Just saying a couple bikes would be a bad idea.

[MrTURBOJOHN]

@Riles07 But, this this a car show, not a bike show

Bikes can go fuck themselves

LOL

[pingpongyul]

@MrTURBOJOHN I agree the cool wall is for cars, but top gear isnt just a car show. Its a motoring show.

[stonerscolony]

@pingpongyul I'm sorry but directly from topgear(dot)com:

"Top Gear: cars, driving, supercars and the TV show"

Cars mentioned twice, bikes as always 0, "Britain's favourite car show" there's some clue's here... lol Bikes have their place and it's not Top Gear (period).

[pingpongyul]

@stonerscolony Either way i love the show, dont wana argue about it. Yea you're probably right its a car show, but sometimes bikes do appear (vietnam special, race to the north) and that just makes it all the funnier when Jeremy puts them down and Richard defends them

[stonerscolony]

@pingpongyul No argument from me, bikes have their place and even Jeremy ended up liking it up to his face meeting the road when he fell off and again by the end he loved it again! I just don't agree with it being labelled as something it's not.

[klonoalunar]

@MrTURBOJOHN WRONG it even says so on bbc iplayer MOTORING SHOW which is boats bikes cars trains copters lpanes ETC

[MrTURBOJOHN]

@klonoalunar Who is more correct you or the guy who presents the damn program?

[klonoalunar]

@MrTURBOJOHN ... did you NOT listen? it is marked as a M-O-T-O-R-I-N-G SHOW NOT just for cars! P-A-Y A-T-T-E-N-T-I-O-N s basically EYS the guy on tv is right you jsut OWNED yourself...

[MrTURBOJOHN]

@klonoalunar Oh yeah? Then why the presenter doesn't allow motorbikes in the list?

Ow right, because by moring they mean cars

[xPyroxx]

@MrTURBOJOHN Top gear has always been about cars. They've very rarely had bikes, its a long running joke / just something they don't have. Its not got anything to do with facts, its just how the show works.

[roossi]

@MrTURBOJOHN u can go fuck u r car

[JimisFoxeylady]

@Riles07 well the cool wall doesn't have 'supercars' for the reason that speed isn't cool

[samlim94]

4 people got all their photos cutten down by the Jeremy's chainsaw!

[alecdepalect]

Run ore you be alot shouter

[Evbro1]

how can richard get any shorter? lmao.

[supersamster911]

what episode is this?

[vicpik]

the 1098 it´s not cool, it´s THE COOLEST. end of the story.

[fatboybozo]

@vicpik If you're a cunt, yeah.

[vicpik]

@fatboybozo for your nick name & your response i guess you are some kind of sad, fat guy. i´m sorry for you pal.

[fatboybozo]

@vicpik Suppose it's better than being a cunt.

[vicpik]

@fatboybozo so you admmit it! LOL

[shredmaster100]

i thought the health and safety people wouldnt let him do this i think he chopped them up ha ha clarkson owns

[Badchoicesmade]

anyone else wonder where clarkson got a chainsaw in a tv studio?

[debbiethemadbee]

@Badchoicesmade Well it is Clarkson, so no doubt he had a gun in there somewhere as well. No wonder they say over 18s in the audience.

[TheBounceMaster]

Hanabal Clarkson

[MacJessicaRabbit]

love it

[A55K1KKR]

Jeremey Clarkson is an old wrinkled bell end, who couldn`t actually ride a sports bike because it takes too much skill, lol. He just likes to sit on his arse doing a couple of laps, then editing it to make himself look great. The man is a walking defiinition of the word, moron.

[MAXXFIGO]

@A55K1KKR i think you're a moron!!!!this show is about CARS!!!!not bikes!!!!and second i prefer to stay in car because if i do a collision i'm still alive at 100 km/h instead a biker is dead in most of 95% of the cases!second i don't need to wear a helmet and a suit!!!i can drive when it's raining and when it's snowing!!!!i can transport my girlfriend and his dogs etc!!!!!!YOU'RE A MORON first thing to reply to this message think something cleaver to rispond!!!i forgot you're a moron!!!

[A55K1KKR]

@MAXXFIGO Ah bless. Bikes are for men. 

[icelike22]

@MAXXFIGO "my girlfriend and HIS dogs".....

[KA5H24]

haha James May at the end

[hea1haha]

One of my absolute favorite top gear moments

[Pathfinder3014]

Jeremy has turned into da HULK

[HairyHariyama]

Chainsaws do not make Jeremy Clarkson look awesome. Jeremy Clarkson makes chainsaws look awesome.

[laipsnis]

Run or you will be a lot shorter :D

[NAC2294]

@0:53 lol. "Run, or you'll be a lot shorter." hahahahahahahaha. This is by far the best show on T.V.

[sablatnic]

A Swedish chainsaw. He should have used a danarm!

[gglen46]

clarkson is a fucking idiot i fucking hate the man and im sure most people hate him aswell if like this if you hate clarkson

[Bruniastys]

@gglen46 see, nobody likes your comment brought from the dustbin.

[extremepsychogamer]

@gglen46

nobody hates him, only gays like you hate him

[hea1haha]

@extremepsychogamer Well done killing your own claim in the same sentance!

[extremepsychogamer]

@hea1haha

what do you mean?

[hea1haha]

@extremepsychogamer I mean that your intelligence is far below human levels.

[extremepsychogamer]

@hea1haha suck a dick and don't try to be a smart-ass, because you're the last one to talk about intelligence; just look at that stupid video on your youtube page, titled "oo". dumbass

[alterbridgemuse]

the word)shorter( lol pure english accint

[DeepSetEyesDance]

THIS MAN HAS BEEN ON TV FOR YEARS BORING PEOPLE AND EARNING BIG MONEY DOING AN EXTREMELY EASY,POINTLESS, "WON'T BETTER THE WORLD" SO CALLED "JOB",ILLOGICAL!

[BurnRubberL12]

This is stupid Richard is right Ducati’s are cool. All petrol heads need to appreciate all types of automotive achievement.

[capperz412]

Haha I remember this XD

[RossiStonerLorenzo]

Jeremy Clarkson kills a Ducati

That idiot

[Bugattiveyron2fast]

@RossiStonerLorenzo you calling a legend, is an idiotic thing to do

[ssq778]

i guess jeremy really hates motorcycle

[xRAMxDOD]

@ssq778 he does, in the vietnam special, you will see why

[autoromu]

lol jeremy has any right to be angry actually

[ohaidare]

health and safety supervisor: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[tooldforyou1]

@ohaidare omg, 9gag is coming to youtube:P

[MyCarbonite]

In response to vashna3799, I cant understand if you dont like clarkson, why are you watching his videos? you sound like to me a proper prick! Get a life, you probably still live at home with your mummy and daddy!!!

[Hippiebloempje]

James looks very pleased about standing on the other side of the studio! :-D

[executionerx1]

Clarkson RULES!

[alitllebitemo]

Well a chainsaw! That's not random at all!?

[rastaman91]

Jeremy == badass!

[BlueRice]

@rastaman91 if you notice, chainsaw is his favorite weapon. there's another episode where he chips some part of a car.

[rastaman91]

@BlueRice yea yea! I remember in the bolivia special he cut a lot of trees when he got hold of chainsaw, but I think his favorite weapon is hummer. :-D

[cheezehaedz]

no save up and buy a car

[PFCPure]

No don't get the 1098. Save up a lot more money and get a desmo. Or save up about the same as teh 1098 and get the bmw s1000rr.

[blondboyharrison]

Fuck Clarkson, 1098 is a beautiful bike

[fatops123]

Hahhahhahahahah

[LaPortaDellaLuce]

i hope they have repared the wall... ^^

[shadowhunter22x]

@vashna3799 take your argument outside or into Private messaging. Don't populate the board with spam. This is for comments about the VIDEO. Not arguments. just wasting space. And plus if the BBC see this video as very active. They may remove it. All stop being childish and move on...

[MrCrazyMM]

@shadowhunter22x agree with you

[tomeklektorpl]

Clarkson strike!

[Tiptoptopgearis]

Ha ha! Ah and James at the end..

[KILL4N4IN]

no wonder they didn't do the cool wall for a while

[vashna3799]

I notice you don't refute anything I say about clarkson ,do you honestly think he's hard?

[MultiDdman]

@vashna3799 im under the impression that you wouldnt say jack too clarksons face and i also dont really belive he hit a small boy its called bullshit gossip

[vashna3799]

@MultiDdman Hooray! another clarksonphile wants to take me on .Yes pal I would say to his ugly potato face what I thought of him since he couldn't hit the top of a rice pudding and no its not bullshit gossip ,the man is cowardly bully.

[MultiDdman]

@vashna3799 i think clarksons a good commentator im not a "Clarksonphile" your just obbsessed with insulting someone behind thr back you seem the bully and you seem the pussy you happy now?

[vashna3799]

@MultiDdman I'm not obsessed ,I only commented on the twat once .I'm just responding to everyone who thinks he's great but as of yet hasn't defended him and can only slag me off. Here's a challenge ,give me some facts that say he's worth my licence payers fee and I won't bother insulting him again .(This sound like a bully to you?)

[MultiDdman]

@vashna3799 Because he is part of the number one most watched Car show in the world.....good enough?

[vashna3799]

@MultiDdman so what ? Islam is the biggest growing religion in the world ,that doesn't make it great does it?

[MyCarbonite]

@vashna3799 , And hes back again, you keep coming back for more dont you, have you nothing better 2 do then keep watching clarkson videos? anybody would think you like him!! DO ONE.

[vashna3799]

@MyCarbonite who the fuck asked your opinion ,I'm arguing with someone else ,you DO ONE

[MyCarbonite]

@vashna3799 , HA HA, Your a joke!! I want clarkson for prime minister, hes one of the greatest men of our time. And as it dawned on you that you seem to be the odd one out on these comments? stop this silly banter now & get on with your sad sad little life!! DO ONE!!

[MultiDdman]

@vashna3799 well tbf you got a great point but i like all of the top gear commentators, if you dont like him why are you here and your a license payer its not really YOUR choice

[FreedomForTooting]

@vashna3799 Yes it does, literally.

[vashna3799]

look at all those sniggering sychophants in the audience thinking Clarkson is something great when he's an utterly talentless waste of space with a head resembling a gone off fungi infested potato

[aymthebest]

@vashna3799 Well he certainly beats you on something mate. He doesn't say bad things about people behind their backs.

[vashna3799]

@aymthebest how do you know?

[joc69uk32]

@vashna3799 because you just did

[vashna3799]

@joc69uk32 did what ? explain yourself

[joc69uk32]

@vashna3799 you called clarkson an utterly talentless waste of space. you wouldn't have the balls to say it to him

[vashna3799]

@joc69uk32 Are you under the impression that Jeremy Clarkson is hard? He's a public schoolboy who's never done a day's work in his pampered life .Have you seen photos of him on a beach taken a kid on holiday ,he's a right long streak of piss with a huge beer gut and when he caught the kid taking photos of him he gave him a rollocking only for the kid'S dad to give Clarkson a rollocking in return which resulted in the "big hard man" as you surely think he is to mooch off like a coward

[joc69uk32]

@vashna3799 i am under the impression that you sir, are a coward who sits in their little room, and types insults about people you wouldn't dare say to their face

[adamdude15]

@vashna3799 fuk off

[vashna3799]

@adamdude15 Is that the best you can do?

[adamdude15]

@vashna3799 ur worth 2 of my words.

[pRuEaHoLiCz]

@vashna3799 im sorry? who are you? are his FATHER? his LAWYER? his NEPHEW? how can u judge people when u never met him in person? NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER, means never JUDGE PEOPLE FROM PICTURES!!! here send me your pictures ill judge u from the picture, see how u feel. u just disrespect iece of inhuman to ur self. i agree @adamdude15 fuk off... FCK OFF

[vashna3799]

@pRuEaHoLiCz anther clarkson sycophant,

[pRuEaHoLiCz]

@vashna3799 fck off... u are just inhuman... how do u feel if i talk to u like that HUH????

[vashna3799]

@pRuEaHoLiCz its only jeremy clarkson ,its not like i'm maligning a decent person.

[pRuEaHoLiCz]

@vashna3799 i can say, its only "You" no big deal right?... its not only the Jeremy Clarkson ur insulting a person that makes people irritate... keep in your mind... why u have to ruin people's mood...

[vashna3799]

@pRuEaHoLiCz I didn't understand a word of that but it seems I'm upsetting you. Get a grip of yourself sunshine I was slagging clarkson off not you

[pRuEaHoLiCz]

@vashna3799 im upset cus your rood comment. as i am his fan, i wont stop bugging you until you delete that comment... how rood u comment like that...

[vashna3799]

@pRuEaHoLiCz Your not going to cry are you?

[pRuEaHoLiCz]

@vashna3799 why should i... even you die, ill keep smilin... ps ur just jealous of jeremy cus hes famous... trying many cars... and you, crying over your parent's money for buying drugs. fag...

(ibu lu ky kontol)

[vashna3799]

@pRuEaHoLiCz well dumbass, it shows I know more about clarkson and what sort of person he is than you could ever know about me. Jealous? Parents buying drugs?

[pRuEaHoLiCz]

@vashna3799 meh... im tired... i cant understand your english. learn english pls.. thank you

[telephone7300]

@pRuEaHoLiCz can u stop this stupid argument between u and vashna3799 please??? because it is getting ANNOYING!!!!!

[kingofireland91]

@vashna3799 Do you realise that the 'talentless waste of space' donates hundreds of pounds to help for heroes each year, helps out those heroes, and isn't that talentless. He is a Doctor of engineering. Although the show depicts that he knows nothing of engineering, he actually knows a lot, and therefore he has talent. Just because you don't like Clarkson, doesn't mean everyone else who does are sycophantic and moronic. If you don't like the man, then why are you here.

[vashna3799]

@kingofireland91 Well,because "king of ireland", as a licence payer I have to pay Jeremy Clarkson a portion of his wages ineffect and frankly, a man with an almighty chip on his shoulder towards wildlife and the enviroment as well as an hypocrite ,slagging off cheating celebrities while doing the dirty on his missus is not someone I'd like on British tv ,but I dunno,for some people thats a role model.A doctor of engineering? He's never done a hard days work in his pampered life

[kingofireland91]

@vashna3799 "king of ireland" what is that supposed to mean. It might be interesting for you to know, that I am living in England, and am a licence payer myself. It was never proven he cheated on his wife and it cleared up fast after that, and most of the accusations made against him were by people who don't like him, like Piers Morgan. He actually does care about the environment somewhat, if you care to read some of his articles, which I have been doing for years.

[kingofireland91]

@vashna3799 How do you know my name is not "king o fireland" for god's sake. It isn't, but it could be

[aLieNcrYse]

Season 9, Episode 4. :)

[chromehounds2]

@aLieNcrYse I just looked on Netflix, I don't see it, are you sure? is it a special feature?

[Filipbjo]

Hahahah :D

'Run or you will get a lot shorter'