doctor good ideas

[Charginasaur]

Just like you did in the old days. You whities are always trying to find new ways to segregate people. Soon enough there will be separate fountains. Then stores. Then schools! Then what do you know? Poopers can't vote!!

Down with the man!!! Tellin me I can't poop... who does he think he is...

Ha, on a serious note, you remind me of Conor Oberst when you talk, and it totally rubs me the RIGHT way.

[yoghurtisok]

i used to believe i'd never poop in public toilets. then i had to once. well, i can say, since then, i can't stop doing it. it's an addiction. my dog's snoring right now.

[yoghurtisok]

also it's embarrassing for people who need to poop to go into a restroom solely for that purpose. people outside would be like, "oh look at that guy, he's gotta poop". i wouldn't like that.

[12blin]

oh I hear ya!pooing in the public restrooms should be banned.haha

im glad that someone like dr good ideas comes along to talk about this issue.its been long overdue..

[soshizzal]

umm i think your on coke you act and talk pretty whered and hi i got an idea maby i can sue you for talking about poop in front of a box of corn pops

[gburton]

AGREE

[hippiending]

uhm, what about unisex-peeing-rooms?!

[yaffle]

hey captain tinkle, have you ever been to a music festival? I don't know how you would cope. people are animals.

[SomebodyIusedtoknow]

you're brilliant colbent!!

i giggled every time you said poo ♥

[0ptfour]

wize words

[owlphanumeric]

when i was in high-school, my best friend and i had the drive from school to her house timed. it took 2min.34sec. to drive to her house, we couldn't stand even peeing at school...

that's funny, i haven't thought about that in years...

oh, and FYI, girls don't pee or poop - we reserve the bathroom for playing with transformers and other "boy toys" without you boys knowing about it and therefore stealing our play time.