I always have to make people wait longer when I go through airport security because they have to do 2 separate scans! One scan on me and one scan on my huge hairy penis!! (I call him Ralph)
Hate to break it to you guys but there is no law stating that the TSA can't grab genitals. The TSA can put you into a room and shove their hand up your ass. Hell, the TSA can put you into a room and put a bullet in your head (luckily they don't have guns). The TSA is allowed to anything "necessary."
@daboodeef179 Wrong. They can only do what you allow them to. They aren't police nor military and have zero authority over citizens. If they want to kick you out of their place of business for refusing to comply with their demands, then you just leave. The bullet part must have been a joke, because it's obviously dumb.
I love it every time I read about one of these rent-a-cop mother fuckers being caught with peoples nude scans, being caught stealing shit from passengers. Minimum wage scumbags.
Totally agree with your sentiment. Also your ideas of using another airport and using Amtrak. I took Amtrak one time and will do so again for all the reasons you gave. And meeting interesting people (as well as women!) was the big surprise. Just come out of your shell and start talking. The slow way is better believe me. I wonder if Jackson Browne got tossed in Winslow one time? LOL
@lrgpp I agree 100%, I actually started traveling by bus 5 years ago after i stopped flying and met some interesting people and actually loved to travel, I saved time and money and it was great, amtrak is also great. once i heard about rape victims being put through sexual assualt at the hands of tsa thugs i vowed to take this to another level and joined the BOYCOTT FLYING movement, please join and spread the word, amtrak is great.
They're not really photographing you naked, not unless you like blurry, white ghost porn. The images only really show up solid objects, everything organic shows up an indefinable, ghostly, hairless video game character from the Nintendo 64 era. Technology isn't as amazing as they're making it out to be on the news, don't believe everything you hear.
The intensity of these xray machines are manually variable. I've seen plenty of these images and I'm well aware of what technologies are available, and how they work.
Google the subject and then let me know what you think, because it's obvious you haven't looked into it, at all.
The images don't look anything like N64 characters, but that sure does sound like some bullshit I heard FOX saying to make me feel better about these nudie machines.
LOL ! What a f*ng waste of money! Just about the most idiotic policy these bureaucrats could come up with. What's next? A colon exam as a pre-requisite for getting your boarding pass? Fight crews and those responsible for your in-flight safety are laughing their heads off at this. Well, not really, because they would agree with you. Meanwhile the TSA people are breaking off sensitive instruments on the wings of your aircraft, because...oops>>>
>>> continued: because, "oops", we didn't know, we weren't supposed to step on that shit. "We just wanted to make sure, that there isn't some terrorist hiding the cockpit". F*cking brilliant ! Every flight-deck contains a crash- ax, but they are taking away nail clippers from legit pilots - because, shit, it might be too dangerous! This is what happens when lunatics take over the asylum! Take a look at who owns our shipping docks. Damn. I need some rest before my next rant :)
@morelshaman racial profiling would work but will never happen as the west has become to PC to have the balls to do it they are more worried about being call racist than stopping planes being blowen up
@onlywhenprovoked thats true but the IRA don't get up to much anymore and as far as know they never tryed to bring down planes.we need to stop being concerned about being labled racist and deal with it head on almost all threats to the west are muslim so what the problem with puting them through more stringent security they will complane sure and i know most of them are not intrested in blowing shit up but it is always the mynority that fuck it up for the majority
ok fine, remove that one example from my list of examples. now what's your argument? that those white guys weren't terrorists because they didn't try to hijack commercial airliners?
forget it, you're obviously a racist moron and historical fact doesn't matter to you.
You are right! If someone wanted to seriously smuggle it they can shove it where it can't be seen. So the point of seeing through clothing is BS. I don't feel comfortable. I will fly into NH then.
if they cant smuggle something on their bodies theyre gonne push it up their asses or tape it behing their balls if they really want to get something unseen on board they can do it and there is nothing any airport can do against it
they should invest their money into some more sky marshals instead of buying way too expansive body scanners - you save money, you guarantee the safety of the passengers on board and you offer some jobs
The scanners cost a fortune that could be better spent, too.
Suggestion...keep a portion of the money you save not flying
and invest it in supporting causes that preserve a decent society..alternative media, local self-reliance, community supported agricultures, learning opportunities for kids, peaceful relations with other countries, etc.
i have officially boycotted airports period. the scanners were the last straw for me. im not walking into a child porn factory, that just about crosses a fucking line for me.
after the underwear bomber i remember seeing people BEGGING for the machines in comment sections.
i wonder how long before there are cavity searches on kids and electrocution bracelets so they can tase anyone from the cabin...will boobus americanus draw the line THEN??
Camera Phones... first thing I thought of when I saw this. Lady with a nice rack... snap the pic.. no one knows till it hits the net. There are 2 other options.. I would take the pat down myself.
You to know to be honest, at first I was OUTRAGED, then I thought, what the hell can I do about it, defeatism is invading my life sometimes lately...then I had a picture of my 5 beautiful children walking through that monster of a machine, being gawked at by some slack jawed loser, and the RAGE started then... not to mention the fact that this is a HUGE electronic SCANNING MACHINE... what will it do to their tiny developing minds? We will NOT fly. Period. P
Like it wasn't enough fun having airport security rummage through our underwear as we walk barefoot through a line and just hope that the floor had been properly washed... now we get to have our naughty parts shown like a baby in a womb on an ultrasound monitor for airport security to go home and ponder at night in his or her bed with nothing more than that image of our naughty parts and a bottle of astro glide. I don't know where that came from. Pretend I didn't say anything just then.
The solution to all this nudie scanner biz is really so freakin' simple.
Don't F*cken Fly!!!! Where are all these people flying to anyways???
A tank of gas and a baggie of the stimulant of your choice (facetiously speaking of course) will get you anywhere you need to go, and a helluva alot cheaper too. With all this great technology we have, can we not do most our so called "business" w/ out even leaving the office or homes these days? solutions too simple? or are we too complicated??
I don't fly anymore anyways, Thinking of taking a trip to New York this summer....It's Greyhound for bther, See more country, Cheaper, No one looking at my junk and a bus won't fall from 30,000 feet
Ah, The Dirty Dog. You don't even want to know how many miles I've done on the bus. Hell, I don't want to think about how many miles. lol, It's like the twilight zone.
Amtrak is a better option depending on your routes, and usually the same price.
They sell booze and they stop for smokes more frequently... and you can take something like 350 pounds worth of shit with you, no extra charge.
Don't get caught smoking out the lower windows. They WILL throw your ass off. Trust me. lol
dude i hate the whole concept of theses machines especaily when the governments cause most of the problems any way , even that shit about explosives been smuggled in to ireland that time now our government is calling for scanners before this shit they didnt have a reason for them even during the ira troubles they didnt have them
What amazes me is the amount of people out there that think this is ok because it's necessary in the "war on terror". How many rights to privacy do they need to lose before something becomes wrong? Does the government need to start spying on them in their own houses before it's too many liberties lost?
They already admit that these scanners would likely have missed the underwear bomber, or the method that he used... while at the same time claiming he's why we need it.
How many celeb nudies will get out to the public and how many pedo pictures will it take before people realize this is wrong?
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I always have to make people wait longer when I go through airport security because they have to do 2 separate scans! One scan on me and one scan on my huge hairy penis!! (I call him Ralph)
JohnSmith1985x 8 months ago
@JohnSmith1985x you trying to convince me.. or yourself?
you wouldn't need to brag, if it were true.
onlywhenprovoked 8 months ago
This guy is just afraid someone is gonna see his moms penis when they walk through airport security!! LOL
JohnSmith1985x 8 months ago
Hate to break it to you guys but there is no law stating that the TSA can't grab genitals. The TSA can put you into a room and shove their hand up your ass. Hell, the TSA can put you into a room and put a bullet in your head (luckily they don't have guns). The TSA is allowed to anything "necessary."
daboodeef179 1 year ago
@daboodeef179 Wrong. They can only do what you allow them to. They aren't police nor military and have zero authority over citizens. If they want to kick you out of their place of business for refusing to comply with their demands, then you just leave. The bullet part must have been a joke, because it's obviously dumb.
I love it every time I read about one of these rent-a-cop mother fuckers being caught with peoples nude scans, being caught stealing shit from passengers. Minimum wage scumbags.
onlywhenprovoked 8 months ago
TRUE!!!!!
litoariel 1 year ago
Totally agree with your sentiment. Also your ideas of using another airport and using Amtrak. I took Amtrak one time and will do so again for all the reasons you gave. And meeting interesting people (as well as women!) was the big surprise. Just come out of your shell and start talking. The slow way is better believe me. I wonder if Jackson Browne got tossed in Winslow one time? LOL
lrgpp 1 year ago
@lrgpp I agree 100%, I actually started traveling by bus 5 years ago after i stopped flying and met some interesting people and actually loved to travel, I saved time and money and it was great, amtrak is also great. once i heard about rape victims being put through sexual assualt at the hands of tsa thugs i vowed to take this to another level and joined the BOYCOTT FLYING movement, please join and spread the word, amtrak is great.
farziran87 1 year ago
They're not really photographing you naked, not unless you like blurry, white ghost porn. The images only really show up solid objects, everything organic shows up an indefinable, ghostly, hairless video game character from the Nintendo 64 era. Technology isn't as amazing as they're making it out to be on the news, don't believe everything you hear.
FuckSlice 1 year ago
Listen, Fuckslice
The intensity of these xray machines are manually variable. I've seen plenty of these images and I'm well aware of what technologies are available, and how they work.
Google the subject and then let me know what you think, because it's obvious you haven't looked into it, at all.
The images don't look anything like N64 characters, but that sure does sound like some bullshit I heard FOX saying to make me feel better about these nudie machines.
onlywhenprovoked 1 year ago
LOL ! What a f*ng waste of money! Just about the most idiotic policy these bureaucrats could come up with. What's next? A colon exam as a pre-requisite for getting your boarding pass? Fight crews and those responsible for your in-flight safety are laughing their heads off at this. Well, not really, because they would agree with you. Meanwhile the TSA people are breaking off sensitive instruments on the wings of your aircraft, because...oops>>>
55ella2007k 1 year ago
>>> continued: because, "oops", we didn't know, we weren't supposed to step on that shit. "We just wanted to make sure, that there isn't some terrorist hiding the cockpit". F*cking brilliant ! Every flight-deck contains a crash- ax, but they are taking away nail clippers from legit pilots - because, shit, it might be too dangerous! This is what happens when lunatics take over the asylum! Take a look at who owns our shipping docks. Damn. I need some rest before my next rant :)
55ella2007k 1 year ago
I hate those scanners, they keep thinking I have a rifle in my pants ! LOL
hobo59 1 year ago
On The World 1/3/10 an Israeli security expert said USA will only get good security results when the begin to racially PROFILE more.
morelshaman 1 year ago
@morelshaman racial profiling would work but will never happen as the west has become to PC to have the balls to do it they are more worried about being call racist than stopping planes being blowen up
billyboy4301 1 year ago
sure, racial profiling would work
except for every time it's a white guy.
onlywhenprovoked 1 year ago
@onlywhenprovoked thats true but the IRA don't get up to much anymore and as far as know they never tryed to bring down planes.we need to stop being concerned about being labled racist and deal with it head on almost all threats to the west are muslim so what the problem with puting them through more stringent security they will complane sure and i know most of them are not intrested in blowing shit up but it is always the mynority that fuck it up for the majority
billyboy4301 1 year ago
the guy that shot up the pentagon yesterday was white.
the guy who flew his plane into an IRS building last week was white.
the guy who shot up the holocaust museum a couple months ago was white.
that's just the last 6 months, shall i go all the way back to shoe bomber or maybe columbine or perhaps the oklahoma city bombing?
you have google. educate yourself.
the next time you're stereotyping minorities, turn spell check on so that english might at least appear to be your first language.
onlywhenprovoked 1 year ago
@onlywhenprovoked how many of them tryed to bring down a commercial airliner only one the shoe bomber who is muslim and is not white
billyboy4301 1 year ago
ok fine, remove that one example from my list of examples. now what's your argument? that those white guys weren't terrorists because they didn't try to hijack commercial airliners?
forget it, you're obviously a racist moron and historical fact doesn't matter to you.
get the fuck out now.
onlywhenprovoked 1 year ago
Class Action lawsuit at it's best. Who will be the guinea pig to get it in favor against all air ports to use these devices is the question.
wwe107 1 year ago
You are right! If someone wanted to seriously smuggle it they can shove it where it can't be seen. So the point of seeing through clothing is BS. I don't feel comfortable. I will fly into NH then.
theatheistgal 1 year ago
Paint "Fuck You" on your body. :)
ShadyJenkinz 1 year ago 2
ty.
fckuvrymch 1 year ago
if they cant smuggle something on their bodies theyre gonne push it up their asses or tape it behing their balls if they really want to get something unseen on board they can do it and there is nothing any airport can do against it
they should invest their money into some more sky marshals instead of buying way too expansive body scanners - you save money, you guarantee the safety of the passengers on board and you offer some jobs
TheMetalDreadHead 1 year ago
Look on the bright side. At least airport security will be forced to look at old geezers naked and fat & ugly people. lol
Justinfhtube 1 year ago
Refuse to Fly.....
Period....
Machines will go away.
CleRoyster 1 year ago
I'd say the perceived terrorists have already won. Got us at each other's throats, spending fortunes on supposed defense and security.
If someone wants to bring explosives on board they can swallow it - drug smugglers figured that out - with brains on drugs!
Corporations are gonna make a killing on these things. And the rich get richer.
Observe who's fanning the flames. Those are the real terrorists.
paddedshell 1 year ago
now ... theres a observation in a nut shell.
ROCKNTV1 1 year ago
The scanners cost a fortune that could be better spent, too.
Suggestion...keep a portion of the money you save not flying
and invest it in supporting causes that preserve a decent society..alternative media, local self-reliance, community supported agricultures, learning opportunities for kids, peaceful relations with other countries, etc.
givebirthathome 1 year ago
YES.
i have officially boycotted airports period. the scanners were the last straw for me. im not walking into a child porn factory, that just about crosses a fucking line for me.
after the underwear bomber i remember seeing people BEGGING for the machines in comment sections.
i wonder how long before there are cavity searches on kids and electrocution bracelets so they can tase anyone from the cabin...will boobus americanus draw the line THEN??
junior00bacon00chee 1 year ago
@junior00bacon00chee
No. As they push the line, the line changes..but you knew that...
givebirthathome 1 year ago
Step 1 - get abs like the movie 300. Step 2 fly without shame.
godshiva 1 year ago
Camera Phones... first thing I thought of when I saw this. Lady with a nice rack... snap the pic.. no one knows till it hits the net. There are 2 other options.. I would take the pat down myself.
sheri226 1 year ago
Good call my friend =D
Peace.
KazukiSeirei 1 year ago
I havn't flown sence the 70's so I don't mess with it already. When I did fly They made me carry a gun . Hahaha
They would probably still want to strip search me because my package is so big they wont believe itis real Hahaha
it is an invasion of privacy
hellavadeal 1 year ago
The sad thing is Boss its only a matter of time untill this scanner is everywhere in malls sports stadiums, amusment parks,
all these bastereds want is CONTROL!
f3hdemon 1 year ago
I heard that you guys were going to be some of the first ones... lucky you. ;-)
ChrmdLabradorite 1 year ago
There are 4 or 5 other airports within a 70 mile radius. Fuck Logan :)
onlywhenprovoked 1 year ago
LOL, the only people flying will be the terrorists...,
not funny, just ironic.
$8 you have to pay for a pillow and blanket on a long flight now.
Force the consumer to buy, force those that provide service to consumers - to buy, force the consumer to pay more...
ChrmdLabradorite 1 year ago
yea fuck you airport!
oldhacks 1 year ago
fuck yous are serious business
im sure they will crumble without my fare
:P
onlywhenprovoked 1 year ago
take the train.
oldhacks 1 year ago
read the side bar. lol
onlywhenprovoked 1 year ago
its early still..
oldhacks 1 year ago
i'm just sayin... good call
train beats plane and bus
onlywhenprovoked 1 year ago
yea fuck the bus. that shit aint never fun
oldhacks 1 year ago
You to know to be honest, at first I was OUTRAGED, then I thought, what the hell can I do about it, defeatism is invading my life sometimes lately...then I had a picture of my 5 beautiful children walking through that monster of a machine, being gawked at by some slack jawed loser, and the RAGE started then... not to mention the fact that this is a HUGE electronic SCANNING MACHINE... what will it do to their tiny developing minds? We will NOT fly. Period. P
CanadianPatriot1973 1 year ago
lol......you're always so long winded....and we never really know how you feel about things......stop being so coy........:-)
skybirdbird 1 year ago
such a smart ass you are my dear, lol. That is why I like you so much :)
CanadianPatriot1973 1 year ago
:-)
skybirdbird 1 year ago
:P lol
onlywhenprovoked 1 year ago
I wonder if you could write fuck off perv on your skin with something that would show up on the scanner.
phuckery4you1958 1 year ago
Like it wasn't enough fun having airport security rummage through our underwear as we walk barefoot through a line and just hope that the floor had been properly washed... now we get to have our naughty parts shown like a baby in a womb on an ultrasound monitor for airport security to go home and ponder at night in his or her bed with nothing more than that image of our naughty parts and a bottle of astro glide. I don't know where that came from. Pretend I didn't say anything just then.
imjustagirl776 1 year ago
LOL
onlywhenprovoked 1 year ago
The solution to all this nudie scanner biz is really so freakin' simple.
Don't F*cken Fly!!!! Where are all these people flying to anyways???
A tank of gas and a baggie of the stimulant of your choice (facetiously speaking of course) will get you anywhere you need to go, and a helluva alot cheaper too. With all this great technology we have, can we not do most our so called "business" w/ out even leaving the office or homes these days? solutions too simple? or are we too complicated??
sammieluvsdoomy 1 year ago
I don't fly anymore anyways, Thinking of taking a trip to New York this summer....It's Greyhound for bther, See more country, Cheaper, No one looking at my junk and a bus won't fall from 30,000 feet
FatherJudgement2 1 year ago
Ah, The Dirty Dog. You don't even want to know how many miles I've done on the bus. Hell, I don't want to think about how many miles. lol, It's like the twilight zone.
Amtrak is a better option depending on your routes, and usually the same price.
They sell booze and they stop for smokes more frequently... and you can take something like 350 pounds worth of shit with you, no extra charge.
Don't get caught smoking out the lower windows. They WILL throw your ass off. Trust me. lol
onlywhenprovoked 1 year ago
dude i hate the whole concept of theses machines especaily when the governments cause most of the problems any way , even that shit about explosives been smuggled in to ireland that time now our government is calling for scanners before this shit they didnt have a reason for them even during the ira troubles they didnt have them
PROTECTOR1973REBORN 1 year ago
What amazes me is the amount of people out there that think this is ok because it's necessary in the "war on terror". How many rights to privacy do they need to lose before something becomes wrong? Does the government need to start spying on them in their own houses before it's too many liberties lost?
tattooskin72 1 year ago
They already admit that these scanners would likely have missed the underwear bomber, or the method that he used... while at the same time claiming he's why we need it.
How many celeb nudies will get out to the public and how many pedo pictures will it take before people realize this is wrong?
Man, this pisses me off.
onlywhenprovoked 1 year ago
Are you ashamed of your body? (jokin)
I didn't know about this, thanx for keeping me updated.
peanarchist 1 year ago
Why you wanna see my dick? You some kinda pervert or something? lol
That's the line I'm gonna use when I refuse this bullshit.
onlywhenprovoked 1 year ago
@onlywhenprovoked
They'd need a magnifying glass also to see my little winkie LOL
SBYsparky 1 year ago
What we need is underwear that has a non transparant fuck finger on it.
Vogter2100 1 year ago
bwahahahaha
can i get a matching bra and panty set to that?
jaklukavenged 1 year ago
@jaklukavenged hehee well I proposed in a video today to make it a bussiness adventure ;-)
Vogter2100 1 year ago
we should fly together and be a matching pair when we make CNN news top stpories on how patrons r fighting back! *lol*
jaklukavenged 1 year ago
@jaklukavenged Id love to fly with you ;-P
Vogter2100 1 year ago
fuckin pedos and preverts.
iTellYouNoLie 1 year ago