Funny. But I saw this guy at a comedy club, and when he doesn't have to keep the jokes squeaky-clean for TV, he goes from funny to F'NG FUNNY. His stage delivery has a hysterically 'innocent' way of delivering dirty jokes, which he says are "all in the name of science"! ...and the way he handles hecklers is a riot. Audience roared while malow shredded this one heckler dude into little, tiny pieces of comedy. Stuff you WON'T see on TV. Way better live.
honey! new to youtube, we are friends adn fellow comediennes. Your stuff i crazysmart and sweet. Astronomer, mom hiking, break up register gifts! Loved al 4 min and 21 sec, had me from begining. Endearing and strong, family, beam of light and you! Right on! Until we do time together sometime brothah and I get the chance to make you laugh until you tinkle_
lol i was born ceaserian section and I truly truly suck at directions too..but then i was also born earlier than scheduled but doesnt mean im always early for stuff..infact im always late coz i suck at directions..i don't know where this is leading. will stop:) I love craig!
Just saw Brian Malow do a National Academy of Sciences Gig live in D.C. (watch for it here on YouTube soon...got to see a preview, looked really solid and fun).
I hear he's got a science/education tour in the works for teens (clean, educational stuff!). Nice to see a comic not just out for himself these days, willing to do outreach for our kids. If for nothing else I support him fully in that.
Funny stuff, Mr. Malow,Hope to see you on the science circuit. Thanks for sharing.
The first joke made me laugh out loud, the rest was solid. I like how he's the kind of guy who would kill on open mic night. Sure, he was nervous and inexperienced, but the material was solid, all he needs is practice. It reminded me of Roseanne's first appearance on Carson, unpolished but genuinely funny.
It wasn't that good -Craig looked like an expert comparing to him BUT -the "splitting up gifts" fact was so true. That you lose half of your stuff -no one gives a shit, but when you have everything -they wont stop giving and giving and giving and giving you presents that you'll probably end up throwing out.
Hmmmm on a comedic scale of one to ten, (ten being pants wetting, breath sucking hilarious) (1 being more boring than Bill Clinton's Foreplay with Hillary sex tape) This guy only gets a 5.5 or if really generous a 6.0.
Ummm sounding like one of the "chipmonks" doesn't help.
I just posted that the pasta-antipasta joke was like a decent Steven Wright joke, but this is terrible. I hate this comic. He wasn't having a bad day either. See his stage presence? He is totally into all the jokes he is telling.
If you read properly you'll see I said ROAR of laughter. I didn't say no laughter. I'll type this slowly so you understand. I was implying he thought his jokes were funnier than what they really were. Most of the laughter was a snicker at best.
Some people like d*ck jokes, others like something a little more erudite. Congrats on choosing the high road, Mr. Malow!
Also, in contrast to the above post, I could somehow hear laughter between the jokes....innerestin' how some folks ears work different than others... :)
Proud to say I saw this guy perform in San Francisco. Very funny guy, and from what I hear from other comics here in the Bay Area, a really good guy. Well done Brian!
this routine seperates the homo sepians from the homo superior! XD
TBH i felt kinda bad for brian because of the slow audience... but eh, who gives a damn! i liked it and that's what matters :P
jingeshan24 7 months ago
Yeah, I expected the full jokes. :/
HugzTiem 11 months ago
You're really funny bro! Love the whole "science" concept too!
Good luck and keep writing!
JayJayAbels 1 year ago
Wow, its like he goes through his full routine and leaves out all the punchlines. The whole thing is pretty funny though
dragonamt 1 year ago
couple of those jokes are kinda lame but 8/10 for no cussing
vict0r1ous 1 year ago
he should add more to that last joke it feels like it didnt finish
depthcharge82 2 years ago
:( it like the dumbed down version.
HaShomeret 2 years ago 5
@HaShomeret Exactly. Where the 186.000 miles per second part? The funniest part.... =/
Koenma007 10 months ago
@HaShomeret The guy worked for nasa, for pete's sake...
Koenma007 10 months ago
Aren't those jeans part of his act? They are seriously out of fashion!
sevygirl 2 years ago
wat. Your worried about his pants? Out of fasion??!!? They're fucking pants!!
HitodamaKyrie 2 years ago 47
@HitodamaKyrie
It's a fucking nerd who cares right :P
tijnmans 8 months ago
comedians are supposed to look like that. if you notice, in a group of friends the funny guy and the suave guy are never the same person.
Besides he's in front of a live audience, it's not like he's going to have trouble getting ass at the end of the show.
thegreatpadaxes 2 years ago 3
Hahaha Great! maybe not the best timed piece, and you had a little slow audience.
Great job still!!! enjoyed it!
Paxmax 3 years ago 11
hes kind of funny, just... switches the jokes to fast for me.
nokuku4u 3 years ago 6
I just found out about Brian Malow, which means about 3 minutes before I heard of Craig Ferguson.. ?
mschoolbus 3 years ago
wow , pretty cool , I didn't know you got on the Craig Ferguson show. good for you. funny stuff.
scobum 3 years ago
lol this guy is great
democracyplease 3 years ago
jolie spreads her legs and a beam of light appears-lol
PabasamDee 3 years ago
"but i came in this way" hahaha my me pee just a lil bit. lol
eli67912 4 years ago
Thank you, it`s great to be in LA,obwohl the last time i was here.. ?!?!
OBWOHL is German, like Gesundheit ^^ Oo
pornocastingcrew 4 years ago
"although"
butseriouslydotcom 4 years ago 5
we're $12-14 in scotland for a movie, and currently $2.10 a litter for petrol.
geetarwanabe 4 years ago
"Beam of light!" I like that!
sodoku50 4 years ago 3
Very enjoyable, unlike most of the other comedians I've seen lately.
FuzzyWhisper 4 years ago 3
I turned on all of my sound output to the maximum level and still don't understand everything...
JanCBeck 4 years ago
first joke killed me...lol
grrmartin 4 years ago
i dont get the first joke
theinsane101 4 years ago
Funny. But I saw this guy at a comedy club, and when he doesn't have to keep the jokes squeaky-clean for TV, he goes from funny to F'NG FUNNY. His stage delivery has a hysterically 'innocent' way of delivering dirty jokes, which he says are "all in the name of science"! ...and the way he handles hecklers is a riot. Audience roared while malow shredded this one heckler dude into little, tiny pieces of comedy. Stuff you WON'T see on TV. Way better live.
EntropicAgnostic 4 years ago 4
ive seen funnier, bt the everest joke was cool
sonicpets3 4 years ago
honey! new to youtube, we are friends adn fellow comediennes. Your stuff i crazysmart and sweet. Astronomer, mom hiking, break up register gifts! Loved al 4 min and 21 sec, had me from begining. Endearing and strong, family, beam of light and you! Right on! Until we do time together sometime brothah and I get the chance to make you laugh until you tinkle_
this is me loving you!
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ChristineOleary 4 years ago
i hadn't seen this guy before and i think is pretty good! post more videos
canceladorox 4 years ago
"No, this is where I came in......"
LOL. Great line. xD
sanguinaryheart 4 years ago
lol i was born ceaserian section and I truly truly suck at directions too..but then i was also born earlier than scheduled but doesnt mean im always early for stuff..infact im always late coz i suck at directions..i don't know where this is leading. will stop:) I love craig!
m3sdup 4 years ago
Just saw Brian Malow do a National Academy of Sciences Gig live in D.C. (watch for it here on YouTube soon...got to see a preview, looked really solid and fun).
I hear he's got a science/education tour in the works for teens (clean, educational stuff!). Nice to see a comic not just out for himself these days, willing to do outreach for our kids. If for nothing else I support him fully in that.
Funny stuff, Mr. Malow,Hope to see you on the science circuit. Thanks for sharing.
artnmuzic 4 years ago
yeah and everyone has had tons of expierience right? lol
missykorea10 4 years ago
"This is where I came in!" - The best line. He finished it off with his best joke..
nirmalsuki 4 years ago
The first joke made me laugh out loud, the rest was solid. I like how he's the kind of guy who would kill on open mic night. Sure, he was nervous and inexperienced, but the material was solid, all he needs is practice. It reminded me of Roseanne's first appearance on Carson, unpolished but genuinely funny.
StefanAlexander 4 years ago
lee evans is a good reciever on the bills
meatwadman9 4 years ago
really quitet
flufferA99 5 years ago
Not bad, but needs to calm down. Would be funnier then.
PLOttawa 5 years ago
Good material, stilted delivery
DDDMoney 5 years ago
haha..it was good..specially the thing about his birth.
jasminehks 5 years ago
Dunno what you're talking about. He's pretty good.
beautifulspam 5 years ago
i think his problem is in the delivery. he's way too enthusiastic, but his jokes are still pretty funny.
juhi13 5 years ago
Dude if you think that is enthusiastic u shud watch lee evans
NewBornEll 5 years ago
It wasn't that good -Craig looked like an expert comparing to him BUT -the "splitting up gifts" fact was so true. That you lose half of your stuff -no one gives a shit, but when you have everything -they wont stop giving and giving and giving and giving you presents that you'll probably end up throwing out.
volat 5 years ago
Craig IS an expert theres no doubt.
jasminehks 5 years ago
He looks like a cool guy, but not that funny.
paintmepurple92 5 years ago
Hmmmm on a comedic scale of one to ten, (ten being pants wetting, breath sucking hilarious) (1 being more boring than Bill Clinton's Foreplay with Hillary sex tape) This guy only gets a 5.5 or if really generous a 6.0.
Ummm sounding like one of the "chipmonks" doesn't help.
patchadams56a 5 years ago
How long has he been doing comedy? 6 - 7 mos? Pretty pedestrian. Could maybe write for Leno in a couple years.
drfunk222 5 years ago
Malow is alright.
chillgranny 5 years ago
Good stuff!
bearsfaan 5 years ago
LOL - Saw a few of his clips - very funny - I need to he his whole show! :)
Ulgrod 5 years ago
I just posted that the pasta-antipasta joke was like a decent Steven Wright joke, but this is terrible. I hate this comic. He wasn't having a bad day either. See his stage presence? He is totally into all the jokes he is telling.
epgyd 5 years ago
annoying voice (which is probably fake) and he's not funny...he's like the guy at your party that won't stop telling bad jokes ....UNFUNNY
imperialprobedroid 5 years ago
Where can I see this guy??
Squeakii 5 years ago
Ah sorry. Wasn't looking for lions. ;)
artnmuzic 5 years ago
If you read properly you'll see I said ROAR of laughter. I didn't say no laughter. I'll type this slowly so you understand. I was implying he thought his jokes were funnier than what they really were. Most of the laughter was a snicker at best.
Smoshy16 5 years ago
Some people like d*ck jokes, others like something a little more erudite. Congrats on choosing the high road, Mr. Malow!
Also, in contrast to the above post, I could somehow hear laughter between the jokes....innerestin' how some folks ears work different than others... :)
artnmuzic 5 years ago
Nope not funny. I love the bits where he waits after each punchline for the roar of laughter that just ain't coming. Now that made me laugh.
Smoshy16 5 years ago
alancue ur right... not funny
marafio 5 years ago
im sorry but this guy is not that funny
alancue 5 years ago
Funnier than anyone has a right to be. :)
artnmuzic 5 years ago
Congrats Brian!
internebbish 5 years ago
I've seen him live in Houston, and he's amazing. If he's in your town, see him now, before he gets his own TV show.
tigerinhouston 5 years ago
Way to go Mr.Malow. You totally totally deserve this.
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taptriv 5 years ago
Proud to say I saw this guy perform in San Francisco. Very funny guy, and from what I hear from other comics here in the Bay Area, a really good guy. Well done Brian!
berzirk 5 years ago