Mayne Event Wes Welker & Jared Allen

[icebelly07]

I feel like humping him in that furry orange suilt......me so horny!!!

[DimeKang86]

Wes Welker and Jared Allen, Damn Funny!

[ellejelly1995]

Wes, marry me?

[EddieVedder13]

lol at 2:04 Jared is trying to show off that ass

[silverscreenname]

This would have been funnier if they let Jared Allen write his own lines.

[opheliaroxs17]

Idk why at 3:03 I can't stop laughing when Jared Allen says "Gotcha" XD

[gsxrboi1000]

LOL

[UltraMarcus28]

So now that he's on pace to break the single season record for sacks, do you still think he's only number 80 on the top 100? Can't believe how much the media disrespects the Vikings...

[iPriestHolmes]

WHEN!

[x4x7xsubbxx]

jared allen sounds exactly like will ferrell in this vid

[MrCoolKidX]

watch my highlight video of the patriots

[queenmaeree]

2 of my favorite NFL players. Awesome.

[DAlax17]

6 people are midgets running from jared allen

[TheMidniterider5]

WW is a bad ass

[rellshon99]

kenny mayne is so entertaining. i love his segments on espn sundays pregames.

[iidank1]

THIS IS SO FUNNY!

[air323619]

16 people couldn't commence with some Russian ab training.

[MsRicockulous]

OMG this is probably the best thing I have ever seen....ever.

[penguinballs]

hes throwing a rock across america to raise awareness of foreign countries lmao

[PhilliesPhorLife]

LMAO @ the midget

[Nathanielflor]

I don't think I've ever seen something as funny as Jared Allen chasing a midget

[ohbitch94]

im rocking america LMFAO

[krullsk]

2:09 - 2:12 LMAO!

[Newtonpeeps]

I dont know why but... I think this is HILARIOUS!!! HA :)

[1mdmack]

Wes Welker is a MONSTER! and is funny as fried shit!

[1mdmack]

Jared Allen is a BEAST MONSTER!

[iPukeRandomness]

Welker is a beast<3.

[Mistahbonbon111]

Kenny Mayne is the best Espn emplooyee

[naturallyALY]

Haha. I joke around that Jared Allen is my "lumberjack", even though he's not a lumberjack. But man he's funny!

[Church6397]

Ahhhh, my two favorite players

[bryankj756]

hahah jared allen is a boss

[BillyArtillery]

wes welker is my fucking nigger

[melissayo02]

fag



[BallinBeats91]

Jareds blank face reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite. He's the best!

[ChainGangSoldier480]

lol Kenny Mayne did the unusual

- really?

lol

[Helixthetiger]

I hate that the league banned Jared Allen's cow-herding sack celebration. That's when you know you're not truly free when they take away something that's you're signature. If the league doesn't want Jared Allen to do that celebration then the league should tell the offense lines on the other teams to do a better job containing him if possible.

[KillenEMsoftly]

@Helixthetiger you can say the same about touchdown celebrations...commish is a bitch

[Helixthetiger]

@KillenEMsoftly Tell me about it. The commish is talking about getting an 18-game season started, but there are no headshots or devastating hits allowed whatever "devastating hits" are. If a player is about to enter my endzone I'm gonna protect my endzone even if I have light a guy up. I like Troy's idea of splitting power b/w executives of the NFL because Goodell does have too much power. Emotion and celebrations are a part of any sport that can't be taken away cuz of a couple of lousy rules.

[Whatsername2424]

@Helixthetiger

he did it today tho...?

[roscoe8342]

And then I give them so knowledge about other countries lmao

[tink309]

Wes is sexy omg :)

[rightyourwrong]

jared is throwing rocks accross america to raise awareness about foreign countires

[spartacus778]

Wes Welker ate five people.

[mymidnightsun518]

wes welker is too sexxyyyy.

[BigDawg515]

i do way more than that..... way more

[germanrocker90]

WES!!!!!! GO PATS!!!!!

[RAAB0601]

hahaha im rockin america lol

[1234567890conor]

Jared Allen is the best

[Micfri123]

haha wes welker is the man

[malakismail2184]

i love it when you Punch me!!!

[stnsfnst]

kenny mayne is fucking great, how does he get these guys to do these stupid things...

[hitshitthefan]

LOL i'm like dude i'm rocking america...

[3rdcoastnyucka]

RUSSIAN AB TRAINING COMMENCE

[tompaste]

Lol Jared Allen chasing a midget

[nitsuaeleets]

jared allen could be a freaking comedian if he wasnt so damn good at football

[jizzpan]

never lol

[GWhiz99]

jaRED SCOT ALLEN (b. April 3, 1982 in Dallas, TX) is no relation to erstwhile high school chief, ALLEN. Nevertheless, ALLEN was a one-year letter winner at Los Gatos High under coach BUTCH CATtolico, his other 2 seasons spent at Live OAK High in MORGAN Hill, CA. BUTCH was the J.V. coach at the high school where erstwhile Trojan chief ALLEN*s school. This video posted FEB. 11, 2009—45th birthday of alASKa half-term gov. SARAh PALIN. Unrelated: Los Gatos-SARAtoga High or watch?v=7pkiaXc0gfo

[cartman9510]

haha i love jared allen

[MrRealMuzik1]

so what are you doing?...I'm rocking America!

[Comandercool7]

Why would 4 people vote "I dislike this"

[fordcowboy08]

jared allen is such a bad ass

[ThewasupmanHO]

Lol, " Russian ab training, COMMENCE!!!!" Lol, crazier than shit that Jared allen is.

[EddieVedder13]

@ThewasupmanHO haha funniest part "I love it when you punch me" lol

[HarryPalma]

Jared the WIGGER!!

[baseballchip11]

i love jared allen!

[RegsDaPegs]

hahaha jared allen should host snl

[WEGSxIRISH]

@RegsDaPegs He would be so fuckin hilarious.

[thegei]

GOTCHA!

[vabeachbari08]

Dude, I'm rockin America hahaha!

He definitely is.

[dyankeeman30]

WHEN!!!

[giants2k8]

you saying you wouldnt want a Pro-Bowl defensive End who has 331 tackles and 72 sacks in his first 6 years in the NFL 14.5 each of his first two seasons in Minnesotta he's a X3 Pro-Bowler but you wouldnt want him in your team i'm sorry but anyone who says they wouldnt want the #1 Defensive End in the league in there team obviously doesnt have a clue about football

[spinvilchy]

@giants2k8 Stupidist move the Chiefs ever did.On the bright side that trade did get Carl Peterson fired.I'm still pissed at Carl for trading him. The Chiefs have had NO pass rush whatsoever since Jared left.

[sauerkraut89]

@giants2k8 Althought I agree with you on Jared Allen, I have to say, Learn how to spell dude!

[carmelkickerdude]

@giants2k8 hes not #1, i mean dwight freeney has to be the best DE, but jared allen is right there

[SillyPutty30]

@giants2k8 Im a vikings fan, and even though I think Jared is funny he is very overrated as a football player. Last year he had no impact on the team and got garbage sacks late in the game when the game was already decided. He constantly disappears in games and wouldnt really want him on my team either.

[Exessen]

@SillyPutty30 U are not a true vikings fan then.. Jared has 6.5 sacks though 4 games so far this season. He is the only guy on defense that keeps bringing it no matter what the score is. You sir, is a freakin dumbass.

[SillyPutty30]

@Exessen Fuck off

[Creativedonkey]

This was uploaded on my birthday a year ago :)

[cheeznizt]

i party hardy fo sho

[Dyoh7]

Everyone is talking about JA, who is amazingly funny and awesome, but my boy Wes welker is the man.

Gotta love Wesley. :) haha.

[bluedolphin227]

LOL

I love JA

[MMAmachinhead92]

Oh yeah! I love it when you punch me!

[doesyourgodcomeinaca]

I want to try some Russian ab training!

[intrudersdiehard]

this is hilarious

[PsykoProduction]

"I rock America" hahahaha

[blueyota4x4]

jared allen is throwing a rock across america to raise awareness of foreign countries. LMFAO!

[Gwitfu90]

"Well, I like the cooking, I like the people, and I like the cooking." Genius!

[fcukurlf2009]

these r the kind of ppl u wanna hang out with

[RHYNO9000]

AROOOOO!

[ayebananas]

Jared was fucking hilarious

[SpiceyTuna]

Oh my GOD!

[TheMainEvent2430]

lmao RUSSIAN AB TRAINING COMMENCE

[skiptomylu15]

Jared Allen needs to host SNL.. The Vikings need to win the Super Bowl, altough unfortunately they'll probably let Favre host

[ChargersLVII]

That would still be funny. Not AS funny, but still funny :P

[Gwitfu90]

I don't think Jared could host. He's too much of a character. He can be parodied.

[ironlionzion365]

jared allens the greatest!

[MrFoolishWaise]

The more i see JA the more i like that guy, he is who is and you cant take that from him, he appears to be a regular goof ball like the rest of us 200 million....lol

[KANEANITE708]

As a Bears fan, am I allowed to like Jared Allen? I want to, but I think it's against the religion or something.

[UrlacherBeast54]

i'm a huge bears fan and i like jared allen he is funny as fuck!! lol and it also helps that i live in minnesota and my brothers talk a lotta shit about the vikes

[tpn1989]

jared allen HAS to make a movie with will ferrell ...HAS TOOOOOOOOOO

[uberpwn00bs0785]

jared allens career after football= comedian or psycho

[JARFRA1]

I can't believe Allen plays football. Haha that's fuckin great!

[LinkMaster1711]

Dude that was awesome!!!!

[BullsEyeRocker]

Allen is the best player in the NFL a regular dude playin in the NFL and this year in the SUPER BOWL!!!!

[TerryMFNCourageous]

Welker= favorite player

Allen= least favorite player

That's a coincidence.

[adrianpetersonfan12]

Allen= favorite player

Welker= least favorite player

That's a coincidence

[patsman1235]

really it looks like according to your name its Adrian Peterson...

[psvc22]

ur a moron

[adrianpetersonfan12]

lol i cant have 2 favorite players?

[yfz01]

One of them needs to be your second favorite player. haha. Maybe favorite defensive player.

[carltonritz]

y r u mad cuz welker is nasty?

[gaylehelen]

@carltonritz

he is nasty-loves women of "low ilk" You'd think he could do better . . .

[zachary4189]

@adrianpetersonfan12 At least Welker can hold on to the ball when he gets hit

[OREGON0629]

@adrianpetersonfan12 why is welker your least favorite player

[zachary4189]

The Patriots rented out United Skates of America in East Providence, RI for Halloween and Wes Welker showed up in a thong as his costume. He was hammered and was the life of the party lol.

[gaylehelen]

@zachary4189

the "Big Ben" of New England. Needs to stay AWAY from alcohol-he has a problem, ya know . . .

[zachary4189]

@gaylehelen Ya know ;) That is an extremely ignorant comment. How can you possibly say that he has a problem? Has he had any off field altercations or problems like "Big Ben?" I didn't think so. Here's a joke for you all by the way. "Why does Ben Roethlisberger cry after sex? Because pepper spray hurts!" So gayhelen unless you are close to Wes or you have facts to back it up keep your opinions to yourself :)

[OREGON0629]

@zachary4189 are your serious??!!!

[zachary4189]

@OREGON0629 Serious to which comment?

[jojobla9]

wes isn't fat he's just big and bulkish but short so the shorter people pack the most big looks on them

[pickelthepickel]

@jojobla9 bulkish? He weighs 185 pounds, he is tiny.

[jojobla9]

i know that.I mean hes strong and muscularly big.not in weight.I just mean in build

[TateVideoWorld]

wes isnt that fat.

[timsdudeandguy]

this shit is great

[P4TRi0T5]

ha ha ha ha jared allen and wes welker are fucking hilarious

[xoxPatriots83ily]

OMG that is so beyond funny lol. Wes Welker is awesome.

[olifantbami]

Jared has no friends....But he doesn't mind...Because he hates bowling...xD!

[kocheeriohs23]

As much as I dislike Jared Allen, he is hilarious!

[TateVideoWorld]

you gott like jared allen

[Cayo255]

the desert fox of arizona is with me aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuu

[sk8boardbongs]

Burned 20 calories right there. lol

[Souulboarder]

LOL! Allen chasing a midget around..so random..lmaooooo

[MMAmachinhead92]

That little midget is the best trainer. Certainly trained a defensive end.

[GuitarCrazyBruce]

i was the hundredth person to rate on this hilarious video!!!! LOL!

[craZyDanDilion]

Allen reminds me of Kevin off the office

[MicroClicka]

That... was funny as shit.

[EddieVedder13]

Though I like Wes more he isn't nearly as funny as Allen "I love it when you Punch me!!!" lol

[digitek29445]

might be the best mayne event ever

[BostonMan1990]

As a pats fan I would Trade Vince Wilfrok Ty Warren and Jarvis Green for Jared Allen

[mugatusrevenge]

you think thats all i do? that right there, thats all i do? I do way more. Way more

[ForeverTeamEdward]

Ha.

Love it.

[TerminatorX515]

dude, i'm rockin America

[dngreen1683]

Burned 20 calories right there! Yes!

[hal9er]

Gotta love it when NFL players don't act better than everyone else like alot of those cocky ones. Chris Cooley is funny as hell to! SKOL VIKES!

[Woblesavvy]

Cooley is a tool and the SKINS suck!

[cwassantblah42]

AHAHAHAH JARED IS SOOO FUNNY

[ShinyClown]

This is incredible.

[CHARRIS5550]

Jared Allens voice sounds like the Kevin from the Office

[krullsk]

HAHA!!! jared allen and the midget!

[EMDIESEL]

two great Players!

[aaronwatrous012]

This is the best video on youtube! Two of my favorite players..Jared is #1! SKOL VIKES!!!

[osidekid3000]

finally they did a manye event with jared allen, now they need to do one with chris cooley, i one the funniest guys in the nfl

[evilhecouldbe]

Wes Welker is my favourite player in the NFL! Go Pats

[kconway47]

"Russian ab training, commence!!" LOL

[VikesAD28]

LMAO Jared Allen kills me

[FrieRie]

2:10 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I fucking love Jared Allen.

[james4mvp09]

Hit me on a wizard button hook

[kensielynn]

this is probably the most hilarious thing i have ever seen LOL

[trende14]

2:09

[JacksonNakagawa]

Chris u fuckin nazi!!!

[mike0n0jake0inc]

LOL a Fat Wes Welker

[BillPawlowski1]

lol @ 3:02

[jleack]

This is the best video ever made.

[HowlinAdamJames]

You wanna know why Jared Allen is a Bad Ass Mother Fucker....He brought a fucking gun to this bitch!!! Fuck to the Yea!

[chatlos]

thanks for postin

[RandyMoss94]

Im rockin america LMAO!

[sjb243]

Ha Ha so good

[jbaby1129]

it sucks that jared allen is on the vikings, cause im a bears fan, but he is fucking hilarious. hes definitely one of my favorite players now

[chris371]

god i hate that jew fuck chris berman

[RideTheLightning95]

way 2 funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[malakismail2184]

lol friigin great

[zacajewea]

"I tell em, 'I'm rockin' America' and then I give them some knowledge about other countries."

WTF? LOL

[LTCnigguh]

LOL

[tyleronni]

lol Jared Allen is to funny

[BuffaloRocka58]

"Jared has no friends"

[Giants2082]

welker wasn't that great in this...nasty player but not a great actor lol. Jared Allen on the other hand was HILARIOUS with the midget "oh my GOD!!!"

[arizona24joe]

I love it when you punch me!

[feisty3]

HAHA OK I am a HUGE pats fan and I LOVE Wes Welker, sexy little bastard!!!!

[bigcheesewoody]

"russian ab training commence!!!"