Goons

[spywez]

So much ugly. Perfect.

[RealTalkification]

what the fuck 2:08

is that even human

[rowsdower50]

Theoretically this is also what anonymous looks like as well, right?

[benos]

Implying, only fat goons go outside, while skinny and muscular goons stay inside

and show this video.

[RealTalkification]

most pathetic forums on the internet

[proberush]

if you didn't grow out of fyad by the time you turned 17 then there was no hope

[clintallen123]

These are my people.

:(

[foolhou2e]

2:15 did that guy have a stroke?

[jfjnpxmy]

@foolhou2e That's Kristen Schaal, you doofus.

[LithiumZ2]

It's me, I am the fat goons

[Room1oh1]

white and ugly

[Al3xLJ]

Seriously? Wow.

[pissflowers]

it's me, i'm all these people.

[isfckingevil]

Whenever I feel like my life is shitty, I will load this video up and feel much better.

[THEKINGOFEUR0PE]

I was a goon

[benos]

Implying that only half the population of goons on SA are fatty sweaty guys/girls living in their parent's basement.

[ColonelHoraldo]

What the fuck...?

[ChildrenofAmory]

No wonder these guys spend so much time trolling.

[datifyable]

Who's the fattest most asperger ridden?

News at 11.

[MMRED]

Guy at 2:20 looks normal enough to me...

everybody else though... man.

This video on one hand makes me glad I don't look like any of these people, but on the other hand, makes me want to go to the gym and workout for the first time in a couple of years, just to prevent myself from ever starting to look like one of these guys.

[joe588]

@MMRED Guy at 2.20 is clearly you

[MMRED]

@joe588

Except if you see my channel pic, it's clearly not. I just felt that in comparison to those other people, that guy looked relatively normal. He doesn't seem like a 300 pound glutton or a freakishly messed up lookin motherfucker, such as, say, 0:17. Or some HIDEOUS dog-lady like all the female pictures in this. I mean, he has dorky glasses and his smile looks creepy, but if he just cut that out and got rid of the glasses, he'd look like just some guy. But those OTHER people... No hope

[MMRED]

@MMRED

Also, guy at 1:47 would probably look normal if he didn't dress like a TOTAL douche.

[anemone9]

You know I was feeling kind of down because I'd gained some weight due to a recent illness.

But now I feel better.

[Exterminance]

2:44 makes it evident that Furries are accepted as SA goons.

[Kscout12]

@HelixProtocol SA was around before 4chan

[RoozleRay]

I love being a goon. It's great for my self esteem.

[Voltairsglove]

I wonder how many of us would be left if we perma'ed all fat goons.

[aikisteven0616]

Oh God, I want my $10 back!!! ;)

[jberk16]

I just like the background music

[ReducedCircumstances]

Goons; still better than youtube commenters.

[siigari]

And yet, every one of these goons has a more fulfilling life than any of you people posting rubbish responses trying to make yourselves feel a little bit better by belittling people with, oh I dunno, A LIFE.

[Desullen]

@siigari uuh not really. read e/n or smth

[dreamlikedigital]

so many virgins...

[Bthakilla4rilla]

i will find all of you

and when i do im gonna have a lot of fun with your dismembered limbs >:)

[megan1999x]

the 18th 1 is hilarious size of ere boobs ehehehe ://

and the 23rd 1 is disgusting!

[megan1999x]

the 18th 1 is hilarious size of ere boobs ehehehe ://

[Nero5th]

goons.jpg was the greatest thread :(

[RalucadnelpS]

hahaha holy shit

[DrGonzoPrototype]

SA is shit, and will be shit.

[FuckingEnforcer]

2:36

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! MY EYESSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

The only goog goon is a dead goon...

luckily enough the faggotry that is SA is dying off

[AugustVonpetersborg]

Are acne scars and chushing's syndrome pre-requisites or side effects of membership? Regardless, thanks for all the interesting things you've wrought on the internet, Goons, and fuck you for all the terrible trends you've spawned, but are not directly responsible for.

[liljohnstl1]

fags

[4lfons]

omfg no comment they look so geek

[RetSquid]

MY EYES!!!!!!!

[CuriousPlaylist]

First of all i dont really think its legal to post someone elses picture without their consent, but seems now one cares unless is some WMG shit rights. Anyways. U, depicting them as a bunch of wannabe pimpled face nerds without any kind of social activity (which im pretty sure they are not, entirely) only makes u look bad just thinking they bitch slapped u at every aspect of the game which i assure u its not a DOOM 3 kinda game...

So Chapeau to u But u just got served

[theweakwillwalk]

@CuriousPlaylist which goon in this video are you?

[DYNASTYBOSSHOGG]

wtf crackers gone wild

[akfuttyseben]

aha at 0:36 is that fyad

[TheMackinawPeaches]

Why was Helldump removed but GBS remains?

[MyStaticAge]

these things clearly feed off the energy of people

[Doppelgamer]

five stars

[rubbe]

gbs

[theweakwillwalk]

BRING BACK HELLDUMP

[DoktorStrangelove]

gibbis

[chereadnine]

I couldnt watch it all..sooo painfull..

at least the miserable faces reflect the current delve situation!!

[akirasovan]

I guess the qualifications required in order to be labeled as goon are as follows:

1.) Horrendously disfigured facial features and/or general splotches of lava red acne.

2.) An undying obsession with either gaming or some genre of Japanese animation.

3.) A witty sense of grotesque, perverted and overly childish humor.

4.) Being self-described withing spectrum of extreme values; massively obese and unhealthily skinny.

5.) Having horrendous facial features.

[synclinalllun]

Man the harpoons!

[thebarkermc]

Why are 9/10 of them fat as fuck.

[Hoopermazing]

Goons means something completely different in the U.S., you silly foreign fuck.

[GalacticDonkey]

you are one sad fuck

[GFBNews]

kill them with fire!

[Danube03]

lmbo @ lue and neogaf refferals

[Crashex750]

Frankie Muniz at 2:38

[LithiumZ2]

This video needs more Hydrosan

[kurtleics]

So goons are mainly just a bunch of wierd ass looking people?

[Sairutoshrine]

From a glance, yes

[JSkater17]

well to be fair the guy at 2:20 looks fairly normal.

[Cogwerks]

GOOOOOOONS

We're pretty much the worst.

[VoluptuousAlchemy]

lol it is amazing how ugly one community can be, glad I am not in CancerSwarm

[Sabbyishere]

haha i thought the same XD

[ashleytube]

you put SA in your username

[Pull0utBoy]

goons

[CalBro]

Oh. Oh God.

[somefellow12345]

lol @ 2:18 wasn't that snot from American Dad?

[TorvaultDeezil]

MC-

[marcus3379]

A fat James Hetfield at 0:24

[TorvaultDeezil]

LOV-

[endlesstransmission]

If I'm not mistaken, that's a Forsaken at 2:07 .

[iratelyblank]

this can only end in tears

[Glopdemon]

not in it, voted 1

[Lockmat666]

Gewns!!!!

[starcalibre]

goons ironically making fun of their own kind

[realomon]

explains everything...

[MykulJaqsun]

These are some of the best and worst people the internet has to offer.

[Bjarku]

hahahah putnam at 1:16

[Joe402]

There are no good web communities. None at all.

[ArktosDelphi]

Because this is what all web communities will eventually turn into.

[Joe402]

I wonder if it happens linearly or exponentially.

[AnDrEjS1111]

this is hilarious ! 99% of these people are Ugly and complet neards/losers what ever you wana call them.!

[LithiumZ2]

Gosh, do you think that's maybe the point of the video?

[Walldo]

you are a boner

[RAINBOWHORSES]

god i hate goons

[f1racer]

The fat fucker in the begining is Sean Connover, CSM rep for Goonfleet in Eve. He was also recently charged with rape. Dox forthcoming

[phonnix]

beep beep you been flagged for offensive comtent lmafo

[poseidonjod]

fatswarm makes a freakshow?? omg :D:D rofl

[ELDiabloZelan]

1) OMG.. freek show.. tipical american ppls )))))

2)dannymanic what music in this video? i love ragga!! ) good song.

[kbforme]

ya only americans r freaks, nothing freaky about european not shaving their pits or the whole goth thing that the germans started(and the emo spinoff). im getting so tired of u euros talking down to americans like ur so much better. fucking brits and your surveillance society, being watched 24/7 by big brother nothing freaky about that at all. we bailed your little pussie asses out in ww2, it was us that beat both germany and japan, if it wasnt for us u wouldnt b here 2 spout ur garbage.

[Otoahastis]

If you'd have even bothered looking at his profile before you went spouting shit you'd see he's Russian, not British. But hey charging head first in without actually checking any facts is your national hobby. At least now you have someone in charge capable things will hopefully change

[bairdrew]

lol. we wouldnt look down our noses at you if you werent so fail. i mean hell. pit shaving is common outside of austria. goth was started in britain. emo is an american trend. and seriously? between the battle of britain and the late start to the russian invasion germany didnt have a snowballs chance in hell.

dude. if you dont wanna look like a tard, learn to read, get yourself a history book not sponsored by pizza hut, and start living in the real world where your just not that inportant.

[kbforme]

goth was started in britain? yet the very word gothic is german in origin. If germany was doing so poorly why did thousands of americans sacrifice their lives on d-day? all you pussies did until we showed up is retreat, apparently you did need us to get your countrys back. look bro i realize every1 hates america and i dont agree with the war either but dont for 1 second believe we didnt bail your asses out in ww2 cause we did big time and it cost american lives, have a little respect 4 that pls.

[bairdrew]

firstly, your on about the musical genre and the style of clothing, not the germanic hordes of the 5th century. secondly, i dont hate america, i have no reason to, and wars happen, im not some bleeding heart liberal, i know this, thirdly your gormless chestbeating and frankly wrong viewpoint of how ww2 happened does nothign to edear you to me, or to make me want to respect those who deserve it, but hey, dont let things like fact and reality get in the way of your chest beating dude.

[ayporos]

Though I have to admit that America did do good work to liberate europe during WWII, I would like to quote something that greatly illustrates my view on this:

When Churchill heard about the attack on Pearl Harbour he simply grinned and said: "We just won the war".

I'd like you to think about that for a bit.

TL;DR for you brainless americans:

If Japan didn't attack America on it's own soil America wouldn't have bothered with the germans taking over Europe.

no honor, just self-interrest.

[LithiumZ2]

Please relay a situation in which a European power has acted "WITH HONOURE".

[otheveganity]

Yep. So, since Britain is the selfless country it is, you can talk shit about America?

Hope you don't forget you guys used to be the pricks of the globe not so long ago. o7

[kklol7]

It's like a family reunion in the deep south.

[sethdonut]

well i was eating.

[cbob0080]

I will now forever associate the entirity of the goon community with what I have seen here. Is that a good thing?

[Potatoeman1]

Was it Lady Scarlot in OW?

[outcry27]

I'd be careful posting stuff like that on the 'net without including evidence... you could get sued for it, not to mention most sites like this one prohibit posting personal information about others.

And no, "check Ambiguous Newspaper Reference X" is not evidence ;)

[f1racer]

rofl stfu goontard

[AllOtherNamesTaken]

"Uh this guy, on the internet, he said something mean about me. I'd like to sue. I don't know his name or anything but he did post a very mean comment once!! Who will take my case??"

[neckbeardpride]

more like check out HEATH LEDGER

[hightax]

LOL goons are such ugly filthy dirtballs. Serouisly, what the fuck is wrong with the Somethingawful community.

[TorvaultDeezil]

Butte...this video was MADE BY AG OONE!!! OH GOD

[Malaveldt]

They became the very sort of intellectually inbred failures they used to make fun of.

[Tomewmew]

I've seen more attractive furries.

Then again, I've seen more attractive goons.

[starrystair]

The combination of the song and pictures brings a non-neckbearded smile to my face every time.

[muchlove59]

Haha, i love to watch this now and again for lolz. Goons talk so badass and e-tough and then you see them, hahaha. You understand in an instant why their so angry at normal people who weren't dumb enough to pay ten bucks to roleplay a space bumblebee.

[clintgooch]

Please, will you teach me to be cool? May I borrow your Nickelback cd? What does a vagina feel like?

[muchlove59]

If you think that nickelback is cool then you are lost, sorry my mouth breathing friend :#(

[andrewneedsalawn]

hahaha irony

your sarcasm barometer is broken :*(

[muchlove59]

^ ^

[TorvaultDeezil]

Ah yase that war. I remember that war *strokes neckbeard, is 500 pounds*

[GameOverGreco]

ty goons

[cyberaktif999]

Goons goony goon goons.

[ShinyMarshtomp]

I love goons.jpg

[333glitch333]

I'm willing to bed 99% of these goons are from ADTRW and GBS.

[HAETMUNGOR]

you're willing to bed 99% of these goons.

[RPAdventures]

Damn. That's some sexy people.

[prefectno]

drunken bastard at 2:46 is me. i'm single, girls!

[NAVYGunner40]

ahahahaha, i am so glad i have a life

[illegalusername]

My god

[Neonman78]

This video makes me feel a lot better about myself.

[Malaveldt]

See, that's how it all gets started. You make fun of freaks on the internet for long enough and you start attracting freaks with their broken little personalities and soon you're surrounded by them.

[B1ockhead1]

I have never seen such deformed ugly human beings in my life. Did not know mutants like these people even existed.

[daverandomster]

...

[hightax]

wow @ 2:08

[NickNapalm]

The guy at 2:43 hasn't done anything yet, and when he does, you know it's gonna be good.

[Josephdorf03]

Goon love

[benos]

wtf did I just watched. IT HAAD OVER 9000 PENISES. fat dickfest.

[PuppySandwiches]

1:30; A traditional goon mating ritual.

[christianethic]

dude, that orc nerf gun is BADASS

[Sconz30]

Everytime I think I've seen the ugliest, weirdest, most vacant eyed human on the planet, the next picture pops up.

[manupdude1]

goons flippin own

[SweetieBabyTigerHugs]

I'm a Goon! STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE GUYS!?!

[SpikeJonze]

get out

[SweetieBabyTigerHugs]

lol goons getting mad PREPARE FOR GOON JUTSICE LMAO

[SpeedRaccoon]

buttes and donges amirite

[JamesTraficant]

lol guy at 2:03 i know that fella sort of

[carmageddon]

that girl at 0:55 makes me want to kill myself in the most painful manor

[Devourer09]

That's a lot of obese.

[lordshuda]

Jesus lord!

they are even uglier than 4chan

[OrbitalBlade]

No shit, they're fucking goons. idiot.

[CrackaStoleMyBoat]

Jesus...!

[cooterlicious]

so....much....fat....ugh.

[Sarbiton]

My self esteem went through the fucking roof after seeing this. Thank you.

[SoDougalicious]

AW FUCK @ 2:08

[Devourer09]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAn.

[Zorlance]

These are the kinda people that pay $10 to post on an internet forum.

...Sadly I am one of them.

[jawaharlalisdead]

fuuuck

i've never seen an uglier group of people

[Chan8869]

Wow, and I thought LL had the ugliest community.

[Kailure]

Nope, apparently we've been out-neckbearded.

[hightax]

This Video has been brought to you by SASS

[charlesmartin82]

no it's not you stupid nigger

[hightax]

shut up fag face nigger neckbeard

[SpikeJonze]

nigger