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  • Brian really is a tool!

  • He reminds me of Dr. Cox from Scrubs in this scene

  • Quagmire talking to Seth mcfarlane.avi

  • This is probably how Seth Mcfarlen thinks of himself

  • @72393pac haha yeah

  • Fuck Brian Brian sucks!

  • FUCK JESUS

  • @123e3 do you, like, feel cool now or something?

  • @PostsVideoClips UMAD?!

  • @123e3 lol uh clearly you're the mad one, bro :P

  • i am sure Brian would believe in the furry made, raptor Jesus

  • brian is a person? i tought he was a furry.....

  • Family Guy sucks. Simpsons forever.

  • This scene ruined family guy. Brian was the only sensible character in the show. The only character I could imagine actually being friends with in real life. And the fact that fucking QUAGMIRE was the one to tell him off was the most infuriating part. Quagmire has no right to tell ANYONE off.

  • @Chrisdvc26 Who better to tell off Brian in the series? Quagmire isn't noble, but at least he's honest about himself. Brian's used to be cool, but in these later seasons he's just a holier-than-thou know-it-all pain in the ass that works as the mouthpiece for Seth MacFarlane's liberal view of the world. Every accusation against Brian was true, but I guess that's why I didn't see you denying it. This is the only scene from recent Family Guy eps that's actually worth watching.

  • @TheAmazingBoogeyMan

    Right on, but I didn't get the "I'll get you later" thing. Any idea what does that mean?

  • @DrZoid99 He's talking about Brian being cheap and a mooch. Apparently, Quagmire's saying that Brian begs off from paying his share of a bill at a restaurant or some such, saying that he'll pay the person back later or pick up the tab next time, but he never does it (I don't remember seeing examples of this in the series, though lol)

  • @TheAmazingBoogeyMan

    Thanks! didn't understand that bit. Although honesty doesn't absolve Quagmire from his bad habits, its a step towards the light.

  • @TheAmazingBoogeyMan the fact being that he is judging Brian on how he is in love with his best friends wife when Quagmire is 10x more in love with Lois than Brian. He judges Brian on being a bad father when he himself is a horrible father and couldn't handle the pressure of being one so he gave his mistake baby away. He ruined his best friend Clevelands mirrage

  • @AustinTooFLY Quagmire doesn't live under Peter's roof, and Peter doesn't provide the food Quagmire eats, unlike with Brian. Sure, Quagmire sucks as a father, but that's not the point. The scene is about why Quagmire dislikes Brian, not about whether or not Quagmire has the moral high ground. And if you remember, Quagmire tried to resist Loretta (she came on to him, hard), so pinning that solely on Quagmire is unfair. Brian is a walking hypocrisy; at least Quagmire is consistent.

  • Quagmire hits on Lois too...

  • Thumbs up if you don't like Brian either.

  • Jesus and Quagmire FTW!!! He just pointed out all the things wrong with Brian, I know some assholes but if Brian were a real guy and I knew him I ould probably kick him in the balls, both to cause him pain and to prevent him from spreading his dreck to another generation. I know guy's like him though, not as bad but getting there.

  • Should be the intro to "it's all good now" by hopsin

  • Comments here are either posted by complete blithering idiots...or very clever satirists.

    Hmmm...

  • he forgot to menchon that brian slept with his dad, so basicly he liked brain in the first 7 seasons and then he started randomly hating him for no reason appart from those other ones that arnt his buisness

  • This is basicly Quagmine owning Seth XD

  • @doodoodudex Or rather Seth owning himself! =P

  • i typed this: Man like Hi-Hats Fam

    and ended up here...

  • I've had this happen to me before. My friend from high school had no clue why I didn't want to hang out with her....when she kept asking and asking (and I had my reasons...trust me) I finally blew up on her when she asked me one day and it lasted about this length too. She got all pissed off and started crying. All I said was, "Hey...you asked..."

    Well she DID!!! lol you can't complain when ur the one who asks, right?? Dont wanna hear the answer? Dont ask.

  • @BroadwayAddiction Sounds like you were no 'friend' to her at all.

  • Hey live and breathe long enough and you'll know some people exactly like Brian which is what makes this monologue brilliant. And if you never figure out who you know that's just like Brian...it's probably you!

  • @Kearyjb Honestly, whoever wrote that was probably directing it at someone they know.

  • @ODSTayl0r why do you claim all atheists bleieve in the big bang theory.... im an atheist but you can never be sure off it, thats why its called A THEORY.

    now go rape a little boy religious fuck

  • Why the hell is everyone getting so worked up about this.Its a fucking cartoon!

  • 2 seasons later he tries to sleep with his best friends daughter class act asshole

  • @ramjet94 soo true. freakin quagmire, stop bing a hypocrate

  • Fuck both of them. Quagmire is an ass, and Brian has turned into a douche

  • One thing I've noticed is that Quagmire and Brian haven't gone at it ever since that "Tiegs for Two" episode.

    Also, there's a new episode coming, called "Quagmire Kidnaps Lois." Hopefully, Seth'll have Brian get back at Quagmire.

  • @TrentTheHedgie, Religion isn't for idiots u fucking moron and yet I am a Christian but I love everyone of any religious group except Atheists but I treat Muslims way better than Atheists because they believe in Allah (God or YHWH) Not to mention, although I won't join Hezbollah but I rather be a Muslim than an Atheist if Islam and Atheism were last religions on Earth!!! Fuck Atheism and Long Live Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Bahai Faith, and Zoroastrianism!!!

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  • @lizard201191 Funny thing is? The Big Bang Theory which Atheists all believe to be a fact, was actually thought up by a Belgian priest named Georges Lemaître.

  • @lizard201191 What is your reason for not treating Atheists well? I mean what is your reason for not treating everyone well? Are you actually saying you treat some people poorly?

  • @WizardInTheNorth shut up it's true quagmire's no person of Jesus.

  • i watched this video on google images

  • Owned.

  • This audio is from the episode "Jerome is the New Black"...I know because this was my favorite part out of all Family Guy episodes.

  • Trent, ichigo I'm simply going to try to settle this argument by saying, Trent you shouldve expected SOMEONE to reply to your statement about religion. I mean you don't run into a crowd of african Americans and yell "NIGGERS!" do you? I'm not defending him but come on man, have a little decency.

  • It's sad when people can make better arguments about FAMILY GUY then politicians over laws -_-

  • I hated brian before I saw this episode, for the basic reasons.

  • I hate U !!!!! I am uploading a better video of this

  • Ever since he started hating Brian, I don't think Quagmire's funny anymore.

  • Quagmire FTW!

  • Okay...I believe in people's opinions (and cartoon characters in this case I guess), but F**K QUAGMIRE!

  • 1. Quagmire keeps pictures of Lois in his closet and goes through their trash for her disposals.

    2. At least Brian took in his son and changed him to take care of his obese mother. Quagmire put up his daughter for adoption and even though about having sex with her once she turned 18.

    3. Brian looks for women who share his same likes and views. Quagmire's are one night stands.

    4. Never seen an episode when Quagmire was in a soup kitchen, so that's bulls**t

    5. Religion IS for idiots.

    Hypocrite..

  • @TrentTheHedgie First of all, religion is NOT for idiots. I'd like you to prove God isn't real.

    Second, him going to the food kitchen, was an unspoken thing.

  • @ichigo8126 I just don't get the whole worship-ing thing. I'm an atheist myself, but I don't go around telling people who or what they can follow. People can do what they want with their lives. I believe in science.

  • @TrentTheHedgie You say you don't go around telling people what they can and can't follow, but you call a person an idiot cause he believes something? The one who preaches tolerance is the person who is intolerant.

  • @TrentTheHedgie I think you miss the point. Quagmire is not a hypocrite because he doesn't deny the things he does. Brian, being a liberal commie, does. Brian also only looks for girls dumber than him. I remember one episode he found a girl but because she was smarter, he broke up with her. He hates a women who is smarter than him. Religion? As Quagmire says: Who the hell are you to talk down to people?

  • @TrentTheHedgie THANKKK YOUUUUUUUU!!!

  • quamire makes himself look like a hipagrate.u hit on lois just a much a brain even more so,who is the only one tht has tried to watch her go to the restroom? not u,and u talk about kids hows that kid u gave up an episode before this that way ypu can go back to ur selfish swinger life style u peace of shit. but that me responding to the scene i love the show

  • Hey, Clamper, Thanks for the Fu*king Video! (LOL)!!

  • Its just a tv show people. No need to get so worked up defending imaginary characters.

  • Very true and very harsh.

  • I honestly hate Brian.

  • @TheAlexAdrian Well honestly I HATE YOU! (because I have nothing better to do than hate on haters. AND BE A HYPOCRITE! :DDD)

  • Who would of thought Quagmire cares!?

  • he forgot to say that he hates blacks...

  • I'm pretty sure Quagmire hits on Lois too.

  • god i know someone just like that . . .

  • That is awesome! Go quagmire!

  • Dumb ass copyright are dumb , o well 

  • lol

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  • Brian should've responded- "You fantasize about your best friends wife, you have a picture of her in your closet covered in hair and toenails that you dig up from OUR trashcan, you think woman are pieces of shit. And don't talk about me never seing my kid when your not even man enough to be a dad and gave it away,"

  • @AustinTooFLY typically western and japanese women are pieces of shit. true women come from muslim countries

    

  • This is when I started not liking family guy. Anyone else remember "Fast Times at Buddy Cianci High" and the line "Chris, come down here. I need to talk to you"? That was true comedy. Not like this at all.

  • So true

  • I love it. I hate brian's character

  • at least he thanked him in the end

  • hey quagmire you're a worse person ever you think your a better person even though u give up all your kids! and you call yourself a person of Jesus!!!!

  • @123iamamonkey you are yelling at a fictional character.

  • They really should have chosen Joe to be the one who hates Brian not Quagmire. I mean everything Quagmire said about Brian is true but if Joe was the one ranting to him about his flaws at least then it wouldn't be hypocritical. I know this is just a cartoon but in a way people identify with cartoons.

  • I've always hated Brian--he is the most annoying character on the show. When I first saw this, I literally shouted "THANK YOU!!" Tell it how it is.

  • Oh snap

  • Dosn't Quagmire constantly try to bone Louise too? Projecting much?

  • This was hilarious because Brian was seen as the "voice of reason" for so many years on the show yet Quagmire pointed out that he's just as flawed as anyone else

  • what's the name of this episode

  • Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum.

  • Intense. -nuff said

  • Ouch

  • i thought this was youtube not pictube

  • @00Revelation I think you're looking for "vidtube"

  • @00Revelation not my fault, youtube copyright

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  • Honestly, if it was me, I would have stopped him in the middle of his rant. Flipped him off, call him a hypocrite and walked away.

  • 1:10 But religion is for idiots.

  • @Blackman1000ify so true

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  • At the part about his son, I would've leaned over the table and just wailed on him.

  • Why just HATE or LOVE!?

    I am a liberal and I love Family Guy! Brian is usually right about almost everything, but he thinks only of his own perspective .. Quagmire is right about some things as well but he thinks only of his own perspective!

    Brian is annoying sometimes but he does not hate as much as Quagmire about: religion, justice, personal and politics and so on. Brian wants to be friends with Gleen but not him. If you get offended if their own opinions .. Since it lacks pride.

  • Anyone else find humor in the fact that they have the same voice actor?

  • WHAT IS THIS?! ...I DON'T LIKE CHANGE...!

  • 299 people are on the verge of screaming. "Ruined FOREVER!"

  • I don't see how this even started,about less that 2 seasons ago he liked brian. Just proves seth mcfarlane can't come up with good stuff lately.

  • @Majorasword64 A lot of these points Quagmire brings up are based on common complains the writers hear from fans about Brian's character in recent seasons. This was them throwing a bone to those fans by showing that they listen to them.

  • @EponymousKid But of all people quagmire? it could be joe since he hardly does shit.

  • @Majorasword64 Brian slept with Quagmires ex-lover , the only woman he loved and that created the hate between the two

  • @marcsoyeah That was after this.

  • @Majorasword64 dumbass

  • aaaaaand he fucked your dad.....

  • I kind of dig the Quagmire/Brian feud. It layers both of their characters by having a mutual animosity and interesting interaction between both of them. And I think Quagmire was the right person to go on this rant because A) we never saw too much interaction between the two B) it gave us insight into what makes Quagmire tick C) Quagmire's on the money about Brian & D) the fact that it's coming from Quagmire makes it incredibly ironic

  • Oh my god, this is what I hate about Quagmire, he makes assumptions. How does he even know what Brian does? He's never even watched him do his own life. Quagmire says that Brian only repays his best friend by hitting on his wife. But he repays him also in so many other ways. I hate how his assumptions don't make any basis. He makes no valid argument about how he hates Brian. He's never even seen Brian "do" his own life. It's due to Quagmire that everyone constantly pesters Brian.

  • I hate Brian.

  • @Siluntwolf His name is Brian..not Brain.

  • Sorry, I just don't like this change :(

  • Brian may have his faults Quagmire, but at least Brian make up for the mistakes.

  • sorry about that, I just don't like this change. :(

  • After this scene I was like -------> O.o I still love Brian

  • I cant say anything becuz its true

  • Thumbs up if you would like this farce of a feud between Brian and Quagmire to end and they be friends again.

  • @DragonLotus1 Yep, Stewie should realize that it's lame and do a Vulcan mind-meld on them both and say "FORGET!"

  • I didn't like Quagmire at first, but I'm glad someone finally said something to Brian. Brian comes off annoying sometimes.

  • @DanteandLady4ever

    No, Seth McFarlane comes off as a preachy liberal asshole, and the dog his is alter-ego.

    The show was originally called "Family Dog" and it was about him and his goofy new owner and how weird the humans are in comparison; then it was changed slightly to center around Peter; but still the dog is the show's straight-man.

    So now that the McFarlane got too preachy, he tries to "blame it on the dog."

    In short, IT STINKS AND WE DON'T BELIEVE IT!

  • @SovereignStatesman hon you don't have to tell me that. Brian is my least favorite character because he's a flaming liberal who never tells the other side of the story and Seth McFarlane is represented well by him because he only makes fun of the people he doesn't like, and yet Brian rambles on about Fox news never telling the both sides of a situation.

  • @DanteandLady4ever

    Yeah but now McFarlane is blaming his own liberal farts on the dog.

    What about Louis getting aborting her surrogate baby, simply because the biological parents died in an accident? That's not Brian's liberal bias, it's McFarlane's.

    Face it: The show has jumped the shark.

  • @DanteandLady4ever Brian is presented as a liberal as he is probably the show's most level-headed character and he likes expressing his opinions, but under all that there is this great character who is funny, sensible, friendly to most people (he even tried to make amends here with a person who hated him), devoted (he was willing to be neutered just to see his puppies) and that's why he is one of the show's best characters, if not the best - most people think so anyway!

  • what the h3ll does a Prius have to do with it, Quagmire clearly has no room to talk because he just hates brian because everytime Lois and Peter split, Brian brings em back together.

  • @Militnt3

    That's probably it, he sees Brian as a Cockblocker Spaniel LOL

  • Best scene in the series

    Fuck Brian

  • Why are some people on here bashing Quagmire like he's an actual person? Yeow...

  • @MattOuellette88

    Why do idiots think that fans can't dislike fictional characters?

    Answer: BECAUSE THEY'RE IDIOTS!

  • Can someone please tell me the name of the episode or at least tell me the Season and Episode Number?

  • are we actually deeply analyzing a comedy TV cartoon?

  • @kdu3142 Umad?

  • @kdu3142

    No-- the LACK of comedy.

  • @SovereignStatesman you must be retarded or something.... you gave me 2 replies... for one comment asking "umad" and this other one that is just too stupid to interpret.... so answering your question no I'm not mad, if u want to go ahead and use your precious time analyzing a Cartoon, go ahead, I've got better thing to do...

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  • @SovereignStatesman no no.... just feeling superior...

  • @kdu3142 umad?

  • @kdu3142 >Hi! I do videos about games and movies and stuf...:

    Yeah, now if we could only figure out, superior to WHAT?

    Not an ant.

  • @SovereignStatesman The thing here is that you are arguing with people over a fucking cartoon...and your replies can be as smart as "umad".. just over and over, now you can do whatever the fuck you want dude, you can check my favorites, to whom I'm subscribed to, or what I do, that doesn't change the fact that you are pathetic enough to engage in a discussion and use "umad?" as an argument... good point btw!

  • @kdu3142 Im pretty sure the "comedy" portion of the show died when 12-17 year olds started watching the show and Seth MacFarlane incorporates his fucking fart jokes every 15 minutes

  • @kdu3142 Nah man..Quagmire is actually kind of right.

  • @CaptainCreature I'm not taking sides on Quagmire vs brian.... lol never made one coment on "taking sides"

  • @kdu3142 Yea I know. I was just gonna make that comment anyways, and thought it would have more recognition if I replied to you....even if it had nothing to do with what you said. lol

  • Quagmire, you hit on louis, aren't honest about how you only like women for their bodies, and have dozens of sons you just run away from as if they didn't exist. YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN BRIAN!!!!!!!

  • @megasonicmario640 He's honest to himself. Brians bullshit is still more unbearable to sit through though.

  • @megasonicmario640 Na Quagmire is cool though he dont judge. Brian is gay af haha

  • @megasonicmario640 nah... he's actually better than brian

  • @megasonicmario640 But the thing about quagmire is that he knows he's a douche, and at least he doesn't try to act like he isn't. That's why I dislike brian

  • @OnlyOmari but brian isnt a douche!!

  • @MrRidisc Brian is more of a douche than Quagmire to me, he's such a hypocrite.

  • @OnlyOmari Lmaooo......how does one thing relate to the other?....and you realize you're talking about an animated dog....thanks for the "intellectual" deduction......what a joke! Lmaooooo

  • @XxDethVXllxX dude, I'm giving MY opinions on the characters. and just because he's an animated dog doesn't mean anything. His character plays a big part in the show, and in this episode. I'm analyzing the characters, just like alot of other people who watch the show.

  • @OnlyOmari Lol I understand. I'm just playin around with you. Quagmire is a total hypocrite though... xDDD

  • Quagmire you don't know what you're on about...Brian was prepared to donate BOTH his kidneys in "A New Kidney in Town" to save Peter and die in the process. Also in "Brian wallows and Peter's swallows" he gave that old woman Pearl, happiness in her life for once. Brian's a great guy, Quagmire you're the opposite

    there i said it

  • @reduolf

    Brian was also willing to be NEUTERED in order to be able to see his puppies!

    Quagmore drops all of his kids like hot potatoes.

    Oh and lets not forget when they thought Peter was dead, he married Lois and got a job and supported the family, even though she was such a bitch she wouldn't put out even after a whole year of marriage? And he doesn't just want to have sex with Lois, he TRULY LOVES her!

    McFarlane is just blaming the dog for his own liberal farts.

  • Poor Brian, I like him way more than Quagmire!

  • Ok besides that

  • Quagmire is epic

  • Episode?

  • if i was sitting next to them....either i would be quiet as hell-snickering.. or all out laugh my ass off

  • About Quagmire hitting on Lois more than Brain "Yeah, I date women for their bodies but at least I'm honest about it" I think Peter KNOWS Quagmire does it, but he has no idea Brian does.

  • @MrRaccoonSam

    Brian doesn't just hit on Lois, he's in love with her.