Milking the Cow [4 Minutes (feat. Justin Timberlake)]

[tinamarie2395]

i never want to drink milk again

[edzyx1994]

@tinamarie2395 Why?

[FantageRulerz]

@tinamarie2395 y?

[JubalCalif]

Heavens to murgatroid! You've milked this subject for all it's worth. This video is definitely "cream of the crop"! And I'm not just buttering you up! Hopefully your cows will never go dry...that would make them UDDER failures...or at least MILK DUDS!!!

[CpsLock3]

why is there sexual music playing in the background O/////O

[mahafakir]

U r taking it out on me because men don't want u. It is not my fault. If it were up to me I'll tell them u r only misguided but u r a good gal who would make a good gf. I want u to make a good gf for some lucky guy. Trust me. Just do not take it out on me because they fail u. U have to understand to stay away from them until they ask for u. I mean I'd want to be with you every min. But not everybody is me. So if u want them u can only have them when they need u. y take it out on me?

[oakstorm]

What are you talking about? Thats fucked up old man.. Well its been fun but i cant keep up with the comments..cus i HAVE A DAIRY TO RUN.

[mahafakir]

Why do u appear in my dreams everynight and grab my balls. I want to grab your breasts. But I forget every night. Last night you put your right nipple in my mouth. I still forgot to grab your breast. You got mad and ran away. You said I was too stupid for u to stay. That was the first time I agreed with you. I indeed felt too stupid. U must like old men to grab their balls in their sleep because u r too timid to speak to them in real life.

[mahafakir]

I'm glad I had peace. U did not post to call me an old man. This fucking google allows mother fucking canadians to shoot their mouths and call them old. What's your fucking pproblem, you mother fucker. U want all the old people to die. So If google allows u to call me old I am going to call u mother fucker. I'm a Hindu Brahman. It is a sin for a Brrahman to abuse a woman. I'm going to sin and probably not be incarnated again as a Brahman. But u r a mother fucker and u r provoking me to do so.

[oakstorm]

Hahaha.. why are you talking about google? haha you are old your page says your 52.. thats old man OLD! Id love to see you try and "Abuse" me.. haha you have such a bad mouth on you old man.. haha.. relax you might have a heart attack hahaha

[mahafakir]

Last week there was a video of a cow humping man. I think your HAHAing shows you were humped, not a man. I tink you have been humped many times. The cow that you look like a bull. To me u don't look like a bull. But what do i know. Cows can smell a bull. So may be u r a bull disguised as a young gal. And now you are HAHAing like a cow damaged your brain. It is a serious matter. See a brain surgeon n have an operation of your brain. Brain surgery does not hurt. Do it today before it gets worse.

[oakstorm]

pff.. Do you reread what you say? cus your age is hitting you hard cus that didnt make any sence. If you think your so Mature, Than act like it. The Foul language coming out of your mouth and the way you say stuff, Makes me think you 13 and have no idea about anything. Start acting your age, Dont bother say you are acting your age.. Cus you would of stoped all your comments years ago.

[mahafakir]

What a shame? The dairy farming in Canada is in the hands of young idiots like you who can't tell what a teat is. One man, pretending to be an Arab Emir asked me what a teat is? I think he was not an Arab Emir. He was you. He said his name was Alsayed20. But I think he was lying. That was you because he'd sent the email to mahafakir. I use it only to make my comments. I do not use it for any other purpose. There's no shame in saying you don't know how to milk cows n ask for advice from people.

[oakstorm]

Thats it.. Im going to make a video in an hour when we start milking cows.. You are an idiot for saying that..

[mahafakir]

I don't believe I've that affect on This Canadian. I don't know why she wants a medal from me. She knows she never will get any medal from me no matter how much she tries because after I give her a medal I'd become a no body to her. I do not want to become no body to anybody, much less to her.

[oakstorm]

Medal? what are you talking about? Anyway im going to get the cows in, then start milking..

[oakstorm]

Well go have a look you idiot.. i made a video of me milking.. you dumb shit.

[mahafakir]

I did not know the farmers r so stupid that they would milk their cows to prevent them from dying. I knew they were stupid. I did not know that they were that stupid. If they did not need the milk y won't they let the calves suckle the teats of their mothers. I've had it from taking abuse from idiot 20 year old Oakstorm who tells me that she treats her cows like queens n then tells me that she milks the cows to prevent them from dying because she feels guilty to milk them to make bucks.

[oakstorm]

You idiot.. Dairy cows over pruduce they make more milk than anyother animal. And beef cows they dont make that much milk cows make over 30kg of milk aday.. way to much for calves to " suckle" off.. so there for some great person found that milk is good for ppl and that it is good for cows to be milked....Also why do you call your self a dairy farmer.. but then call all dairy farmers idiots? Yes i treat my cows like queens.. why is that so hard for you to belive?

[mahafakir]

What the hell r u talking about. The farmers wean the calves at birth. They don't get to suckle the teats of their mothers. And the farmers leave 75% of the milk in the udders rather than let the calves suckle the teats of their mothers. Don't argue with me. U will never win. Their milking practice is totally inadequate. And then they complain about low milk prices.

[oakstorm]

i know many dairy farmers down it the states,UK ,And in china.. that do the same as me.. so go ahead call us idiots.. but you who thinks he knows everything about dairy and didnt know that...well who is the idiot? Yes you are.. im sorry that you dont understand farming but bad mouthing me cus you dont get it is just plain dumb.

[mahafakir]

Oakstorm I said I'll not talk about milking with me. U r an idiot and now lay off. I do not want to talk to you and the Canadianredneck. U pretend to own cows but u can't tell the difference between the udders and ass of a cow. In TV RAVEN trys to pump the tail to get milk from the cow (in a show by her own name). I bet u do it every day n walk away with bucket of pee.

[mahafakir]

Whare is Justin Timberlake? I hope he did not see you get kicked by your cow.

[mahafakir]

I do not believe it. The man in this video does not know how to tie the legs of the cow so she won't kick. The legs are tied so loosely. May be he should try tying the legs of the cow in two places and a little more tightly. One above her knees and one where she is tied as ai the video.

[oakstorm]

Why do you talk like you know.. City boy.. old man.. i cant belive in this post you havent said anything RUDE

[mahafakir]

u think u r tough. But u r tough on human beings. Be tough on animals like cows. U said yourself that u treat your cows like queens. That is not the way to run the farming.

[oakstorm]

I DO treat the cows like queens, im not gona treat them like shit. Well im only tough on you.. cus you dont understand farming.. you think its all about the money and its not. And why do you keep comenting that im not a dairy farmer and i dont have cows and i dont know how to milk.. lets just step back... you dont own anycows you have only worked on a dairy farn, so let me tell you there is a HUGE diff between working and owning a dairy. got it,

[mahafakir]

Claire, Thanx for your reply. U've convinced me that u r a witch. In old days they used to burn witches. U r lucky they don't burn witches anymore. But u'll die a spinster like novelist Jane Austin who died a spinster at age of 45 after having written 6 novels. I don't want u to die a spinster. I want to make u a nice gal who'll say I became nice because of a Brahman ( me).U may own a dairy farm. But u know nothing about cows. I do not own cows but I know everything about them like I know u.

[Mcphlange]

how can sum1 own a dairy farm and no nuthing about cows!! ur so cocky and ur obviosly just plain stupid.

[mahafakir]

Your channel says u r a 12 year old kid and u say fuck u and stupid to every body. U r the stupid one. Get this in your head. Your mouth needs to be sealed permanently so you can say nothing. Now I do not want to hear from you. Go milk your cows and get lost. I donot want to hear from u. U r a liar. Who will give a job to a 12 year old? U have never been near a cow?

[Mcphlange]

HAHAHA omg u make me laf, im 14, i work part time on a dairy farm to gain experience, ready for agricultural college. Ur an idiot, what sort of experience do you have with dairy cattle then if your so smart?

[oakstorm]

Your mouth need to be sealed aswell. Leave the farming to farmers

[mahafakir]

Claire, Claire, Claire If I stop talking about cows I'll have to start talking about you. I've to talk about something. Tell me that u like it when I talk about u

[oakstorm]

You do not know me.. I know everything about a cows.. And just to let you know Holstein dairy farming isnt just about the cows.. We know all about the feed intake they have at diffrent times of the year.. what makes them milk more what doesnt.. Your are a very strange little man..

[mahafakir]

Girl I know everything about u. U know it. That's what makes u so mad. U can't believe that I've never seen you. Yet I know everything about u. Girl, there's nothing u can do about it. U can't undo what I know about you. How I know about you? I'm a Brahman. It is the job of Brahman's to know everything about Brats. There's a movie about a multi-,millionaire who chooses to reform a rich brat n he does. She falls in love with him not knowing that he's a millionaire. I want to reform u, girl .

[mahafakir]

Part 2 Read books. Visit the Universities. See what is being done to get the cows to give all the milk they have. See all the money they are spending? Give them some donation so that they can continue the research. U believe in making no money and donating no money. U visit stupid seminars and seeing the video that show nothing. Wake up Claire. Please for your own sake.

[oakstorm]

Dairy showing makes more money that dairy farming.. well not the showing just the outstanding breeding, A cow down i the states sold for 1 million dollares.. think about what her offspring will be worth, Calves 2 weeks old sell for the large price of 7 grand. and think about the bull calves they are out of great bred cows they make a killing if they get sold to semex or any other rep.. what you dont get is that there is so much to farming..and i think that makes you angry for some crazy reason.

[mahafakir]

People are crazy. Indian cows don't even give that kind of milk. The other day I read about a Brahman Bull having been sold for million dollars. A Brahman Bull looks good. Only the cows it produces does not give that much milk. But that is how people are. They get moved by looks. They are bad businessmen. I'm a Brahman. A Brahman Bull has nothing to do with a Brahman. A Brahman bull is a bread of dairy cattle

[oakstorm]

I am not a brat.. And ok you know im a dairy farmer. WOW that everything you know.. your such a joke.

[mahafakir]

U do not know what makes any mammal produce milk and what makes the the udder release the milk. Read books. Read about 2 hormones. One that produces milk and one that releases milk. When this 2nd hormone runs out the milk can't be taken out. Then u have to take steps for the cow to produce more of it.. Farmers just think there is no more milk and move on. That makes the milk rot. U won't ot hear about it.. I'm not telling u about it. I'm sure some farmers r interested in hearing about i t.

[oakstorm]

Rot...eh.. ok your dumb.. Think about beef cows on the range.. 1 calf cow. They always have milk in them but just becuse its not in use doesnt mean the milk rots.. there is no way to can rot.. if its in the udder. Well i know alot of farmers.. infact all my friends are farmers in one way or another and i have been telling them about you and what you belive.. and well they wernt very happy with the out look your giveing ppl on dairy farming.. it is the love of doing it..

[mahafakir]

U don't know what u r saying. U don't know about beef cattle. The calves remain with the mothers on beef range. It is too much trouble to feed the calves by bottle. There is no reason to separate the calves and cows. y r u arguing with me. Y don't u run your farm the way u want. My comments r not meant for u. Don't u get it? Now beat it? Do I've to tell u?. If u don't want to be treated nicely I'd have to tell u the way u understand. U do what u like. U can't stop me from saying what I want.

[mahafakir]

Part 2. u r dead to me. My comments r not meant for you, for canadian redneck and for the 12 year old stupid Mcphlange. Do not read my comments, don't reply. I'll not read your comments and I'll not reply to your comments. Now beat it.

[mahafakir]

Part 2. I know u r nice. U try to look tough and nasty and a witch. But u really r a nice witch. Witches have to be nasty. But u don't know how to be nasty. So give up already. y be something u can't be. I know u can be many things. Witch is not one of them. U can even write a book. U can write u got kicked by a cow because she did not like witches and u got injured n gave up milking cows and fell in love but the man won't marry me because he thought I was a witch. That is called melodrama.

[oakstorm]

Mahafakir what are you talking about Witches for? Hell if i get kicked my a cow.. i walk it off and finish what i was doing.

[oakstorm]

Id rather be poor millking them the way they should be treated that make millions treating cows like dogs

[mahafakir]

Sweetie U don't know what u r saying. If u don't want to milk the cows let the calves roam among the cows. If u r going to milk the cows milk them like they should be. They should be milked when there's milk in the udders. That does not make it being rude to the cow. Cow does not care how often it's milked. u can milk it every 30 min. if you want to. Ideal milking period is every 12 hrs if cow gives less than 30 pounds of milk a day n every 3 hours if it gives over 90 pounds of milk/day.

[mahafakir]

U must treat cows like cows. They r not queens. They r cows. U r out to get medals from Peta rather than milk from the cows. But what do u want from me> I'm not going to give u a medal. Go to Peta. Get a medal from them and from the man who posted the video herein. I don't know what he's trying to show herein. i've no medal for him and no medal for you. May be the 12 year old McPhlange will give u a medal. But I won't.

[mahafakir]

So u want me to say I don't know when I do know? I can tell u how to please a man, I can tell a man what kind of gal to stay away from.. I won't have to tell any man to stay away from u. They'll stay away from u when they see u r nasty because of your posts. U'll die a spinster n will say "y did I not heed Mahafakir warning" I won't want a guy to have anything to do with a gal who squeezes udders and teats. That is not lady like. That should be done by men. Too bad in your home men just loaf.

[biz0923]

we not doing nothing is just taking the milk out

[Snapathonz]

leave them cows alone what did they do to u ?

[mahafakir]

u must be PETA man. The cows and buffaloes and goats and sheep and Camels r meant to be milked. Now they r milking horses.

[Mcphlange]

horse milk :L thats cool :) i want some lol

[Mcphlange]

fuck you, if he left the cow alone it would die, they need milking u twat :L

[Snapathonz]

no they dont

[Mcphlange]

yes it fucking will!, thats why dairy cows must be milked twice a day. if u leave a cow and dont milk it after its had a baby it will die. U dont no fuck all, U stuoid vegan prick

[Snapathonz]

ho your hilarious !!!!!!

[Mcphlange]

yep, and your stupid and no nuthing about dairy farming.

[Snapathonz]

its "know nothing"

[mahafakir]

U r hilarious like the man says in his comments below. U have foul mouth. U know knothing about the cows. The cows will starve and die if you do not feed them. But they will not die if you do not milk them. And now I'll put a scotch tape on your mouth if u say another word about the dying of cows if u don;t milk them. You r showing that you are an idiot by saying that not milking will kill them. Now shut up

[oakstorm]

Yes you idiot if you dont milk a cow after she has calves she will die you twat. The cow could get milk fever.. and if not treated with yes " Drugs" She will die.. Also the number one killer is mastitic Alot of " Factory Farms" have this problem due to the lack of care to the animals.. mastitic is a infection it is an inflammation of the mammary gland if you know what that is.without looking it up. And women can get this infection aswell. so befor any of you peta fucks say is from over milking.

[mahafakir]

U don't know what the hell u r talking about. After the calf is born the calf remains with the mother. There is no reason to separate the calf. Only an idiot like u will do it. After the calf is separated the cow starts getting milked. And u don't milk a cow so it won't die. It's milked so that the milk won't rot in the udder n make it diseased. U r arguing with me because u r a farmer. But u know nothing about farming. Where the hell u got the idea that u milk so cows so they won't die.

[mahafakir]

U r a very confused man. The cows will not die if u don't milk them. U milk them because milk brings money. You can buy the feed for the cow, u can feed your family with the money you get by selling the milk. But the milker is a fourteen year old boy. The cow does not want to be milked by him. If it was an older man like me the cow will show more respect for him n would stay still while he was milkIng instead of kicking him

[Mcphlange]

Thats not true at all!, cows need to be milked! if they are nto milk they contact mastitis and if untreated leads to death!

And age has no diference:L im a 14 year old boy and i milk cowws i dont get kicked!

[mahafakir]

Now that is the first intelligent thing u said. That is very true. If the milk is allowed to stay in the udders it will rot. Yet the farmers don't milk the cows often enough. The mmilk stays in the udders even if they get milked. Are you the boy in the video. He gets kicked like I've never seen. He does not know how to milk. You are a good boy. I'm proud of you. How many cows do you milk every day?

[Mcphlange]

No i am not the boy in the video, i work part time on a small dairy farm in england, we milk around 60 cows in a 6 cow abreast parlour.

[mahafakir]

How do they give a job to a 12 year old boy in England. That is child labor. They will fry people in USA if they do it. They are complaining about India because of Child labor.

[Mcphlange]

im 14, and because i go down for an hour or 2 after school to help with cleaning. and learn about dairy farming. I also do a bit on a weekend just to learn. and because in india the kids are forced to work chained up and beaten,

[Mcphlange]

No hand milking on my farm, LOL we have an old parlour but it still beats milking by hand! lol

[Mcphlange]

i dont think any farms milk by hand in england ! LOL

[mahafakir]

I know what you do on English farms. You make cakes out of cow dung with your hand for exporting to India. In India they use that as fuel for cooking. I know it. I'm psychic.

[bailskateteamo]

i love it