Batting Stances: Cubs

[wnmavrick]

Mostly spot-on. I loved "Old Grace." Duntson was good, too.

[TheEsquire212]

His Dawson is not good. We used to imitate Dawson back in the 80's. Not even close.

[starlinsdebut13]

that is not even close to soriano, sosa, or lee

[edwho85]

should of done fukudome striking out

[coolguyponus]

different facial hair everytime!

[63smwarpig]

the sosa hop made me laugh

[yankeesfannyy27]

your soriano sucked.

[VycDarkshadow]

Poor dog thought you were having a seizure on Soriano. Hence the whimpering.

[superjoe87]

The Cubs can suck cock. Cubs games are the world's largest gatherings of gay people.

[hendrix2896]

@superjoe87 but ur dad was there

[superjoe87]

@hendrix2896 You must be a scummy Cubs fan. Suck a dick!!!!

[SOBombsquad]

Cubs suck cock

[neverAcquiesce]

Moises was great, but your forgot to piss on your hands.

[MegaJohncenafan54]

thats not soriano

[MrRonaldhino12]

u suckkk

[sk8r4life08]

Thoughs were good, but Lee stands with his front leg out more

and soriano is lower I didn't see Sammy Sosa's home run impression!

[wentz420]

ehh

[mrjakeryan111]

this is the worst immitating ive ever seen.

[hosscat74]

@mrjakeryan111 im sure he is just doing it to make people laugh, but there are always people like you that have to bitch about something

[Zeldadude17]

aluuuuuuuuuu

[jessiev10]

It'd be funnier if he could immitate the last time the cubs won a world series, LMAO!!!!

[ThatsTommy]

@jessiev10 so funny...

[zack4070]

I agree on the Sandberg, not correct. But every other one accept for maybe Soriano was right on.

[diehardphilliesfan]

lol

[yaeffers]

this guy isnt even good at imitating, i feel like that i i spent this much time about peoples batting stances id be 10x better than he is

[cymaddux31]

The Sandberg stance is not correct

[send2rahul]

fukudome lee and soriano wuz wrong

[013sting]

you must not know fukudome then 'cause that was picture perfect dude.

[JAKE1IS2SICK]

lee and fukedome were pefect aramis and soriano were wrong

[cenaandrunescape]

lee was retarded, he doesn't stand open. fuky was nearly perfect, ramirez was a little more closed than he really is, and soriano just sucked.

[schaumton]

lee stands open

[lmfao1savage]

how was soriano wrong

[tichenoff]

fuckudome was wrong

[dirtydave6986]

Do you ever get laid?

[09gocubbies]

st.louis sucks dick, hahaha basterd bred children thats funny, and im the biggest cubs fan, and last time i cheked the cubs r in first, the cards r winning cuz there facing pussy teams

[timmyclayton013]

dodgers aint a pussy team and your losing agaist them and wha about that padres series...mmmm....they took 2-3 and we swept them...cubs suck fucking big hairy dick

[mjporter5]

i think he did a great job n go cubs... i cant get over y all people go on other teams stuff n rip on other teams you root for your team well rout for ours

[GLADIATOR2]

have you ever been to st. louis? st. louis is a mosquito filled swamp. the river literally sends this fowl stench floating over the ancestral bred population. as mother screws son and father screws daughter river rats run a muck chewing the noses and ears off the bastard bred children.

[timmyclayton013]

there is barely fuckin mosquitos here i live here so suck a dick

[Pingorah40]

your Soriano needs a lot of work.

[JudgeSteelflax]

soriano himself needs work GO CARDS. this guy rocks

[09gocubbies]

were the fuck do i begin derek lee keeps his leg still a-ram his front leg is back and his bat draps over his body allitle bit, soriano doesnt keep moving like that, and i made one and i am the batting stance guy i make them exactly like that exactly u suck my nuts and u have disgraced every cubs player but its funny, i cant get the god damn video of mine on the site! help me! and alou is decent

[pujolsfan5]

its not just about the cubs im sorry to tell you. and if he sucked at the cubs who cares. its for laughs not for seriousness

chill out

[JudgeSteelflax]

cubs suck. brewers suck. cardinals are the best.

and this guy is hilarious, nice job on fuck-you-dummy

[Riverviewschool15]

1:25 fucking funny

[ieattoys]

I have personally met this guy and he is a cubs fan

[danielortego5]

you think this guy sucks? guess again assholes.tthis guy has been on letterman in the past month and many other talk shows.this isnt a regular youtube video.this is better.cubs fans can lick my ball sack while watching this.

[JR224215]

The cubs suck the brewers own

[vamarasitube]

hmmmm no

[whitecracka8]

the d lee 1 he doesnt kept kicking his foot like that go cubs

[cubsrocksoxstink]

you suck at fuckudome ass

go cubs

[a2ks2k]

hahah fukudome stance

[IFknHateUTube]

cubs fans are the worst in major league baseball

enjoy your failure YOU FUCKING DOUCHE FAGS

[Poosumore]

I agree with you

[whitecracka8]

o i thoght u said the natinaiols were the worst team in the MLB cubs own

[IFknHateUTube]

yeah I didn't say anything about the teams, just the fans. Cubs fans are the absolute worst but the players aren't as bad as the nationals.

[MasterCubsFan5]

dude that was crap you dont know anything about cubs batting stances

[collectingking]

Yeah Lee was pretty off.... Lee has the cleanest batting stance as Jordan has the cleanest jump shot... Toooo Sweet..... Keep tryin man

[dabeast109]

do a bobby bonz batting stance

[duke00004]

soriana was almost right needed more tap toe

[powerrmanx]

marikkooo

[ynotrhyme]

soriano was perfect dude

[CBearsFanatic]

fonso, lee, and ramirez were awful but other than that good job

[boilerup2012]

soriano and d lee were way off

[hahe122]

Thank u d lee doesnt look that stupid when he bats and soriano is wrong! GGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOO cubs!

[gamedude334]

soriano.... holy shit that was wayyyyy off and d lee wasnt right

[cubswin63]

ppl are so dumb. soriano was not even close and d lee doesnt look that dumb when he bats

[muma0449]

no where close to alfanso soriano

[mugable]

haha so nice that you saved alou for last!!

[hahe122]

Derrick lee waznt that good and aramiz batting stance is wrong good fukudome stance though!

[superhuman514]

simplygu... an idiot turned the worst team in the N.L. in 2006 into the best team in the N.L. in 2008?

[Jinder221]

SOriano was way off, looked nothing like it.

[aflakmagic]

yepp... soriano's stance is most original of whole mlb!!..

[BrettistoMagnifico]

True that, I don't know any other batter that goes to the plate with a dick in his butt.

[xiIIuziOnx]

lol your hallarious everyone who dosent think so must not watch baseball

[mikeykelch50]

neither accurate or funny

[gvillanueva24]

well the stances for soriano,lee,fukudome and ramirez were wrong...soriano was off.ramirez has his foot more to the side and he forgot the little tongue thing,and lee has his foot more to the side

[simplygu]

You should do the batting stance of Cubs General Manager Jim Hendry. He would be standing there scratching his head and picking his ass befuddled about all his stupid off-season moves. He's an idiot!! LMAO

[simplygu]

You should do Larry Bowa and Aaron Miles. This way you will have 2 hitters that bat very much alike and 2 that absolutely SUCK. Nice moves Jim Hendry. Lets trade Mark DeRosa, let Kerry Wood go, and then replace these guys with inept players like Kevin Gregg, the aforementioned Miles, and sign often injured Milton Bradley who has been a bust. Plus, he trades Jason Marquis to Col. for reliever Luis Vizcaino who the Cubs released after 4 games. How has that one turned out? Cubs- not as good in '09.

[Safteysquad101]

This video is ausome!!! Keep making them and go CUBS!!!

[whitecracka8]

nice vid and stances but the soriano 1 was off btw were u on E:60

[buckwheat1992]

no comment

[chedder81]

dude you are lame, get a job

[lincolnbe13]

The hop was terrible. The stance was funny. Sosa is the greatest of all time.

[zesto1]

Alou was supposed to piss on his hands first

[CUBPOWER1908]

very clever and funny loved it! I have a request for Ron Cey, Jerome Walton and Mitch wild thang Williams.

[Syracuse51]

Soriano blew

[JeffLemen]

wow. This sucks

[illinisports217]

who was the guy who held his bat almost horizontal i dont think he was on the cubs

[kyle783]

i like kosukes

[jolupapi]

Aramis' looked kinda wrong.

[apureterror]

LOL @ the Moises Alou.

[Albertsbigfan]

GO CARDINALS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[screamsoftheundead1]

sosa bends his knees more but alou was good lol

[orangekiwi2]

u do know its actually a joke, hes not really trying to do them right, although u r right, sosa does bend his knees more, and if this guy is trying, than he sucks

[stlcardsfan005]

the alfonso soriano one sucked

[MariPamJam]

This was awsome, but where's Mr. Cub, Ernie Banks?

[Esquire212]

He didn't have THE HAWK right. The front leg is right, but the hands were too low.

[Petefitter]

Cubs fans have way too much time on their hands... and piss

[yourvidsuxdick]

this sucked!!! u overeggagaratted your foot in every stance!!!!

[tlmwg]

Where is Ernie

[floydbanks718]

aramis was right on q..my favorite cub

[juice2121pt]

Well done. You should have peed on your hands first for Alou though!!

[LEUIVIAS11]

sosa's and soriano's were awful...the sosa hop was more of a jump in one place for you...otherwise good

[cubstommy]

besides the soriano and sosa stances and alou's swing (which were atrocious) u did really well go cubs!

[blurredlife07]

your sammy sosa was pretty weak, could've been a lot better...especially with the double hop that he did

[indianstar6829]

sorianos sucked but all the rest were pretty good!

[Grass1sGreener777]

hahaha you did sammy perfect!

[bptke1382]

HILARIOUS

[chicagobears006]

go cubs

[CoolSteve77]

Fell off my chair with the Alou. Very funny

[acerad22]

cardinals rule!

[cubbieryno]

that was great! D Lee was perfect

[Cubsrcool26]

you definitely did aramis and alfonso wrong. you did the derrek lee right though, you better have because he is the best player in the MLB

[TheKooladeGuy]

i love the cubs and derek lee is definitely not the best player in the mlb

[funkyduck259]

he didn't do aramis ramirez's lick thing

[DevouringOne32]

hahahahaha

[astromike07]

ha ha Glenallen Hill. Yea, Andrea Dawson!!

[Pack4Brew19]

the scrubs fuckin suck and will always be a lackluster team

[semperfi554]

the scrubs? wow you're real creative

[hkystknre]

The cubs suck!

[angliam]

haha...well done on Moisés Alou.

[milkandmeat]

should have done the back stretch thing for derrek lee. also the legs were too far apart for fukudome

[iwannabealaska]

Go Pirates!

[jonjuan03]

WHERES TUFFY RHODES BABY!

[simplygu]

It's good to know I'm not the only one with NO LIFE and there are others that do nothing but watch baseball 24/7. LOL This guy is good!!

[tinamd429]

lol me too!

[thejoker173]

alfonso soriano doesnt bat like that noobs

[Santo4HOF03]

that's a terrible sammy sosa hop haha i like the fukudome and the ramirez would be good if you threw the bat like he does a lot of the times

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[astromike07]

good job dude

[varsho1]

Where is Jerome Walton

[pwnth3n00b]

go brewers

[Fallingdown232]

go phillies

[doublez456]

Go brewers!

[clrncd]

Great! Go Cubs Go!

[Dinosux]

Nice job. You just forgot to have the Sarge knock his helmet off after he hits the ball!

[GeovanySoto18]

Nice Job and Go Cubs!!

[nickmitchell33]

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go cubs dickwads.

[gobbaf]

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[guitarboy183]

GO BATTING STANCE GUY !!

[rockiestulowitzki2]

is this a joke?

[ClockWork82]

It's an exaggeration

[MadisonSkeet]

LOL cubs blow

[charlestonchewy]

My brother and I used to do Andre's batting stance when we were younger! The next time you do the batting stances do Sammy Sosa after he got hit in the head back in '03.

GO CUBS!!!!!!!!!

[maddogg1978peru]

Your Andre Dawson was right on the money - I still can't believe he's not in the Hall of Fame  - but your Soriano was horrible.

[jeffreydebra1]

Terrible Soriano...

Go Brewers xD

[sbdizzle92]

fuck the cubs it's a fluke year

[semperfi554]

if you don't like the cubs, why are you watchin this?

[newhavenstudent1]

they might not win the world series but at least they will be in it. all division leading teams wouldnt stand a chance against the cubs. mets would be the only competition.

[webbthegreat]

GO CUBS THEY ROCK!

[mgaff21]

GO CUBS!!!! and i liked the sammy sosa hahaha

[madskills777]

cubs own

[cubbyrupp]

i love the fukudome bat flip

[AmricBattleshout]

soriano one is great, so is the alou one!

[Claustapho]

lol...The Soriano one wasn't even close.

[cubssuck19]

are u from chicago?

[hockey4life24]

hes from milwaukee

[bosna314stl]

haha so true. thats why they suck! GO CARDINALS!

[bearsballin75]

That was a great hop by Sammy Sosa.

[baberuthrulez3]

You know nothing about the cubs. You have no life u cunt.

[Moegreen4]

That was awesome...spot on man. Moises Alou.......nice...Oh yea, the Hawk when he swings and misses.

[semperfi554]

that was really good! 5/5

[carmie1818]

That was hilarious. Your Andre Dawson was spot-on.

[Smoshbros44]

alfonso`s stance is wrong

[xxheadsh0tx]

loved alfonso soriano

[ekuska]

damn you nailed these guys!! aloooooo, sosa, moreland, and the hawk. brilliant. thanks for throwing in old M. Grace as well. you made my night. (thats sad I know, but your vid did.)

thanks 'silent batting impressionist guy'

[85west]

this is pimp. good job, guy!

[bulletproofsoul20]

great job, i was thinking you might

pee on your hands first before you

do the moises alou..thanks for the laugh.

[dhammerindy]

LMFAO!! Great video. Most of those are spot on.

[kptrojans]

This was pretty damn funny (I love the Glenallen Hill and the Gracie stances).

[ConditionZombieINC]

GO CUBS!!! HORAH!!

[cubs1872]

wow

haha, alou was hi