I GOT FIRED FROM WAL-MART TODAY ...PLEASE HELP!

[bitcyknw]

this is fuckin stupid

[CeletenteFan223]

It's funny, it's like Family Guy.

[MyWhitemoney]

fperezsr1 .greatcareerplan



[MyWhitemoney]

love it



[darkwhite7wolf]

The problem was you weren't management. Your "bad habits" are higher-up requirements. Just make sure you work on your lack of people skills, then try reapplying for the right position.

[ducttapewireandglue]

They see the writing on the wall.

[motts722]

@TheSWA2011 seriously?? Your happy with that?? Why not go to a trade school?? There's a big demand for welders!!! Walt-Mart sucks!!

[sn9696]

Hhahahah!!

[ROADKILL852]

FUCK WALMART I HAVE TO WORK THERE AND I FUCKING HATE IT

[Apalachee207]

Dude! How did you manage to get fired from Wal-Mart? You are exactly the guy they LOVE to hire....I think it was the FROWN. yeah! that's it....

[TheSWA2011]

That's funny because i got hired from walmart today. No joke. I'm gonna be a cart pusher!

[PositivelyBored]

The only question is why Wal-Mart would hire a candidate that they did not "like"...there is something called due diligence and also, responsibility.

[SuperJerkyBoys]

The fart WAS funny

[Fridge0021]

I thought it was pretty damn funny myself!

[hotgirlsarehot]

Uploader, please don't do comedy cause you'll get fired from that too.

[ppsjsh]

walmart will fire u for anything, they dont care about u

[vinishdo]

This was hilarious!

One suggestion, though, I'd replace "Walmart" with "The 2012 GOP Nomination for President". I dare ya!

[kfki]

ya try send this video to all your future employers as resume or C.V! i bet they would hire ya for ya great spirit mate!

[Mindraker1]

LOL thumbs up if you came here from the video with the dude with the long hair.

[flatulatingmarmoset]

Mwhahahaha!

[SlumberCloud]

lol...

[5150roc]

Funny, a real gut buster.

That guy who didn't think it was funny

must eat lemons for lunch...LOL

[Uvi91]

Wish they would fire me, then I'd be happier than dealing with same shit everyday. No one esle has called me back yet for a job. HHHHHHHeeeeeeeeellllllllllPPPP­PPPPPP.

Yeah, I know it's not so bad I won't be there forever, I got to retire someday.

[monstermiataman]

look guys Forrest Gump got old

[chuckuufarlee]

Loooooooool! I love it!

[debrahubbard01]

gonna let my daughter watch this before going to "hated" Wal-mart job! it just a job to her, we need the money.

[1784Blade]

does he shave his pits?

[DzMusic2011]

Is this the white old version of unforgivable?

[pentogram23]

walmart greeters always try to touch my private or naughty parts.....they are fast.

[alnewberry]

Oh wow, hilarious.

[KaiserVadin]

I swear you look like the guy in the picture that had chicken and was shoving black guys away ...

[wilkrazor2]

University education. Ya can't beat it!!

[cicikizable]

Old motherfucker lol

[chowderhead2040fabl1]

You should not belch And passing the gas at work

[biggestplanefan]

Freaking Low Class! Gross man! Cochino asqueroso! Low

[BlackOrWhite57]

Lmfao .

I love the ending

*Zooms to face* "Can they do that" *Fart*

Oooooh

GoodJob:)

[chuckbyf]

Did he work in the Pharmacy??

[vbaxte1]

i got fired from waalmart today...they said i had too many bad mhabits ...**farts** ... can they do that? **picks ear** LOL SOOOOO FUNNY!!

[steelersrock7272]

you are not funny at all. good thing your are dying soon

[tommyh536]

@steelersrock7272 asshole why would someone say something so mean??? i don't normally reply to youtube comments but this one was wayyyyy out of line... i found it quite amusing myself.

[shainsanborn09]

@steelersrock7272 Serious D-Bag

[VideoGameResearcher]

@steelersrock7272 The "dying soon" part of your comment made me lol for some reason :D

(Sorry for 7 month old response)

[born4computer]

i lol'd

[tildarion]

You look like that old dude that lives down the street that your parents tell you to stay away from because hes a known child molester

[davidg1972]

I laughed at the sound effects.

[ianthing8]

nice! ima put you on my website!

[smileyg333]

gross

[YimaRoll]

its cuz ur black, get jessie where gonna march on there asses!

[cbra66]

stupid as hell and not funny at all

[TheDemoniusX]

LOL! hilarious. LOVE IT!

[SpiritsoftheWolf]

LMFAO, omg this is too funny

[Wolfgasm0414]

Pile Of Dung...

[ispewmalarkey]

I'm drunk and this was mildly amusing at best.

[tombham]

@ispewmalarkey Try watching it totally shitfaced and see if it gets funnier.

[CommunityApple]

dude . i see your trying to be funny... but in my honesty that isnt funny .. sorry..

[tombham]

@CommunityApple It's funny to a lot of people .... maybe it's just your sense of humor?

[milldabeast519]

@tombham yes i also have his sense of humour its stubborn and tough.

[Cafla53]

@CommunityApple Fuck you!!!!!!!

[keliciousify]

@CommunityApple IT'S NOT FUNNY. you are an asshole pig!the sick part is you really are a pig and God knows what you do for a living!!

[mooncat1965]

This is the first laugh I've had for several days. Thank you!!!

[KiddBiz]

THIS IS FREAKiN HILARIOUS! :)

dO YOU STILL LOG ON YOUTUBE?

AND FUCK ALL HATERS BELOW.

[OnlineWithVixen]

this old man need some pussy so he wouldnt be so bored making dumb videos

[FedUpOldGeezer]

This young vixen needs to get a life instead of watching dumb videos on youtube.

[werekid]

You can do better then Wal-Mart my friend.

[jasonrudd14]

if you need a job check me out under my name hear on youtube

[TheMashwatcher585]

was this man drunk!!!!!!!???? lmao

[smrtsTV]

This video is so dumb! It's funny until it happens to you. Try to grow up your certainly old enough and stop being selfish like a 12 year old. And guess what they don't always fire people for legitimate reasons, are you really that ignorant??

[FedUpOldGeezer]

@smrtsTV What the fuck are you talking about? Did you get fired from Wal-Mart?

[smrtsTV]

@FedUpOldGeezer No... and that's my point. I don't have to have experienced something in order to sympathize with someone cause I'm not a selfish 12 year old.

[Goingpostal1000]

@smrtsTV Fuck dude calm down. Its just a video. Welcome to the internet its pretty hostile out here.

[Sheri451]

@msadat13 ROTFLMAO

[JoostShino]

You look far to qualified to work at Wal-Mart, I dont think they hire people who've gone through kindergarten.

[IwishIwasSanta]

he is just trying to have some fun, don't try to say he is disgusting or something like that because, in reality, we all do those things xD so don't QQ haters ^^

[MistahAwesome]

Haha, xD awesome

[DarthDude380]

Lol this is really funny thnx for the laugh :D

[m10esa]

xDD lol das ist so geil xDDD

[cwood4ever]

I got fired from wal mart about 30 minutes ago because they said I was too slow. Im fucking serious too rofl

[bertxblitzkrieg]

lmaoo, love the short fart at the end

[bertxblitzkrieg]

lmaoo, love the short fart at the end

[bertxblitzkrieg]

lmaoo, love the short fart at the end

[tugabat157]

yes thay can do that

[mysubsbang]

now you got my finger shoved in your ear mixed up with a cock we know what you be likin. thats cool i know a few dudes that are ok with bending your nasty ass over.

[biglilnicky]

wud have been alot better mate without the sound effects :( but good concept for a vid none the less

[mysubsbang]

fuckin keyboard is fucked up. but not as fucked up like your momma after i smacked the shit outta her with my nuts lol jk fuck you

[popwar28]

hahahaha

[mysubsbang]

@msadat13 --- yep thats what your mom said. right aftar i slapped the bitch like the ho she is

[xcracer2]

i don't understand it either...you fit the bill!

[sylviabeth]

I love this... ALWAYS PLAY THIS IF I AM FEELING DOWN, MAKES ME CHUCKLE SO MUCH... HAAHAHA..

[tombham]

Wow! Thanks for the comment. I'm glad it makes you laugh. I was just trying to be funny but got lots of negative feedback.

[13rparsons]

@tombham GREAT VID

[tombham]

yeah yeah ...but did you like the video?

[mysubsbang]

@tombham -- lmfao dreat vid man

[TG7471]

yes

[CourtneysAuntSara]

LOL!

[FreshAsHell]

dude please do something productive and start smoking weed please its ur last hope

[jonnyfive420]

just roll in there with a gun, head strait to the pharmacy - eat up some drugs and go out guns blazing old man...

[earthquakeroats]

Combo

[VoyagerBob]

Good video. LMAO

[zangetsu00700]

i work for wal mart aka asda n yeah they can, lol.

[TyroneTasty]

I laughed. :D

[foamballnc]

Haha. You're a funny guy. I'm an overnight dairy stocker at Walmart and it's still sucks.

[skyblue2073]

your just like the other door greeters there

and their still there.

[Lancion]

you're a fucking homo.

[tombham]

you're a fucking idiot.

[glaked23]

internet though guy

[mussry135]

get an ak-47 and shoot them

[superbetoboyrules]

youve got guts you picked your nose on the internet i respect u

[alexeyyy3000]

haaaaaaaaaaahaaa dude,, that was fucking fun,, haaaaaaaaaaaaaa,, please develop,,, continue with that stuff and you'll get to HOLLYWOOD, "Jim Carry" sucks,, you rock hahahahaaaaaaa

[momoneyho666]

LOL

[oregonguy1954]

You offended me in so many ways in only forty-seven seconds. Thanks so much for the laugh.

[rabigjr]

I got fired from my job Fuck Wal-Mart !!

[tombham]

Wow ... I guess you didn't like it.

[thedarknessrock44]

not funny...crap

[Hitman7027371406]

HILLLARIOUS

[Chilledout88]

RED NECK

[greeterjames60]

As a greeter at Wal-mart this video is funny as shit. I bet you would be a ball to work with.

[HappyCabbie]

Great video.  5 stars.

[sXeboi666]

u should sue them:)

[Iamnotaparakeet]

Though you try to make yourself an absurdity and by words associate this nonsense to the plight of real people, you fail epically.

Have you any idea what it's like to work for Wal-Mart?

[tombham]

Do you even have a sense of humor?

[Iamnotaparakeet]

Yes, but I don't find this funny.

[Iamnotaparakeet]

To be more specific, I have been fired and banned from Wal-Mart based on false accusations and the deliberate twisting of my words in the exit interview.

You do a good job in your acting, but I personally hate Wal-Mart. Sorry for taking it out on you though.

[tombham]

Sorry to hear about your bad experience with Wal-Mart. You'll be better off without them. Thanks for watching my videos and commenting.

[Biglobe90]

No way man. Once you get fired from walmart, you know is game over. No way you are ever going to rebound from that one. hahahahhaha

[mynamesDevon]

who gets fired fired from walmart

[keysi07]

HAHAHA dude That was funny , Down with wal-mart .You are the man .

[rascoil]

YOu rock, Fuck walmart

[thetrinsic]

he likes the jameson

[Pookatube]

UNIONIZE WALMART!!!!!

[Maaverick45]

What happened to indyfan22k comments to me today? Who deleted them?

[Maaverick45]

I was fired from Wal-Mart on 12/23/07. I been there for 40 days. Reason: Not following directions. Got paid $8.40 per hour, so gave a damn about sales assoc. job at auto dept.

[tomgeorge1313]

i too not find any bad habbit on you

[farleysbro2]

DUDE!!! You're brilliant!!! LMAO!!!!

[Narlybob]

Ahhhh ha ha ha! "Can they do that?" I guess so. Nice bit.

[a0lsucks]

It only took about 15 seconds to realize that this video is just one big nose-picking fart joke.

[AmericanWayne]

That was funny!  Five stars!

[BlueGoatGuy]

I am very sorry to hear they fired you. What did they say your bad habbits were? Maybe you could contact an attorney is your area to see if you were wrongfully terminated. Is your state "at will" employment?

[dracoolia]

I hope you were working in the deli!!!

[JD1626]

LMFAO good one old man!

[MrSouthAfrica2006]

Lol

[cutievicky92]

yea. they can

[Johanzu]

Haha, funny. :D

[RobertDixieRebel]

Funny man lol, I guess they can.

[KingHuman]

I love the 3 stooges drink sound effect!!!

[lacyjean2006]

hahaha I love it...

[Steven5197]

You must have some fucked up bad habits.

[liadon666]

5 STARS !!! man...just incredible...your ideas should have a SHOW RIGHT ON THE BIG SCREEN !!! YOU'r AWESOME DUDE ;-)

Keep it up :-P

you never displease me

Best Regards - Adrian (Italy)

PS:sorry for my english..it sucks :-P