Funny Man Utd Piss Take

[iloveguitars69]

Ha ha pure class, choose to constantly go on about how evra isn't a lying cheating hypicritical bastard!!!!

[alslevie1986]

Choose a club that markets a tragedy.

Choose scum.

Choose Man United.

[makeavelie]

ha before the league became premier league who had 18 liverpool who has more champions league liverpool.. so shut.. its seems to bee changing every 18 to 19 years first liverpool then united now maybe man citys turn

[padderz98]

I'm Probably guessing this was uploaded by a bitter blue, Or A Scouse Inbread Wanker?, Well manchester united are the most sucsesful EnglLish club of all time, city will never win 19 League titles, Liverpool will never win 19 league titles, City will never win the treble, Neither will Liverpool. So think about your OWN Clubs problems before criticising all of uniteds, by doing this, maybe you might even win a league.....

[shedendboy1]

@padderz98 . That`s the point, You dick, You only support Man utd, Because you are a glory hunter, And your own life is so shit.

[shedendboy1]

@padderz98 . Ha Ha, Choose a club that markets a tragedy,

[pompeyloyall]

manure 2 rovers 3

lol

[TheSManable1]

u r out to basil ha ha ha ha

[jcbw95]

you also have more dislikes than likes what does that tell you and that's before i disliked it

[jcbw95]

the only thing about that is that most of those facts where wrong

[Lukos2]

Chose Europa League

[killzone527]

top job very good

[TheJakeisdabest]

ur a dick ed and need ur ed lookin at so u must be german :p

[samboy55]

man city fans

you chose the money.

you chose the players that are only there for the money

you chose the ex man united player whos now one of your best

you chose the team with how many titles? exactly.

this is just jealousy :)

[11wazz]

fuck u

[IRealJokerx]

chose to be beaten by southend united

[danieltumulty]

mate get it right theres nothing worse than man united not even germans

[danieltumulty]

haha love this video choose man united choose cheating twats

[philipjohnlindley]

NICE ONE FUCK THE SCUM !!!!

[ThisIsTotalChaos77]

Must be my eyes... But i thought the title said "Funny", my mistake.

[jonnybridge]

Man City 6

Man Utd 1

enough said!

[MultiMat56]

@jonnybridge choose to lose 6-1 against man city

[Rogie3210]

@jonnybridge Manchester united 19, man city?????

[mcfc4reva]

@Rogie3210 man city 6 united 1?

[Rogie3210]

@mcfc4reva how many titles have you won?

[sindro565]

@jonnybridge u got 6 thumbs up aswell 6-1 loooool

[TheNathanNS]

@jonnybridge What about yesterday????

[jonnybridge]

@TheNathanNS And what about there previous matches against Newcastle and Blackburn?

[Adventures27]

@jonnybridge Man u 3 - man city 2 , Enough said

[jonnybridge]

@Adventures27 Yeah right, not as good as 6-1

[WilliamE552]

<3

[rumplestilskint67]

it s true



[HarpurheyHooligan]

hahahahahahahhahaha this lad is a fuckin wasteman, fuckin noncey southern shithouse

[Zhengda10]

Choose Man United.

Choose to win the greatest domestic league in the world 12 times in 19 years.

Choose exciting, attacking football.

Choose a club who have recovered from tragedy to become kings.

Choose the treble.

Choose the most successful club in English football history.

Choose inspiring hatred, jealousy and fear amongst rival fans.

Choose Man United.

Choose success.

[1010MUFC]

@Zhengda10 nice

[JBLFC96]

@Zhengda10 Choose Man United because I`m from Pakistan and wear a turban.

[IPOWNYOURFACE]

@Zhengda10 chose man utd, a bunch of fag cunts with the most shiitest fans in the world

[MrScouser95]

@Zhengda10 and in the real world....not on fifa.....fucking idiot united the most sucessful team in englans? please Liverpool dominate Europe and you think titles are worth more fucking idiot

[Zhengda10]

@MrScouser95 :)

[BackInAGiffy]

@Zhengda10 im not a Liverpool fan, but Liverpool are still statistically more successful.

[Zhengda10]

@BackInAGiffy Not in English football. And Liverpool are still dwarfed by Real Madrid in European terms.

[BackInAGiffy]

@Zhengda10 fairplay but overall between the 2 clubs Liverpool have more honors and yeah real madrid are alot more successful in Europe.

[lukeLUFCwroe]

I LOVE CHRIS MOYLES ! M.O.T

[joshgoldbullion]

Haha great stuff i did lol hard at this YNWA!

[badham5]

Choose To hate Liverpool then buy Wayne Rooney who is from there :D

[vmistry6]

fucking great! i hate them scum united bastards

[AngusChaize]

@vmistry6 Haha, calm down :'].

[xxlittlerockerxx]

Wow this is shit lol.

[UNITEWAD]

Shut Up You Tart I Choose The Biggist Team In The World! Even A Millwall Fan Can Work That Out! yOU TArt,

[stu67456]

hate man utd, jammy bastards too many plastic folowers

[MysteryOpinion111]

more dislikes than likes - HAH.

[Rossy3477]

could be a german man utd then we'd ave to shoot ya :) hehehe

[Rossy3477]

choose to ave a racist abino wi pink eyes n a red nose as your club goalkeeper :)

[DownInTheValleys]

Haha, i didnt take this offensively at all. I find it pretty amusing to see how bitter everyone else are.

[password4i]

What a bell end! Choose shit loads of silverwear!!!

[imatwatface]

Choose Man United

CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as of today so fuck you liverpool <3

WAYNE ROONEY, WAYNE ROONEY, HE GOES BY THE NAME OF WAYNE ROONEY!!!!

[Iestyn02]

I think it's safe to say that the 167 dislikes were by man utd supporters xD

[BreatherSkill1998]

Man U supporter, took that offensively???..... GOOD

[DJandynufc]

Fucking Quality

[Gallers]

I'll be honest, I have red sympathies (I was a Hyde United fan until our "partnership" with City stripped us of our identity and my dad's a red) and I thought that was very funny. If you do take offence to this, you need to lighten up a bit; it's only a laugh.

[dannymb86]

av u noticed the only people who dont think this is funny are manc fans lol

[utdfortreble]

choose to be universally loved anywhere you go simply because you are a united fan.

[theyardieman]

@utdfortreble you realy dont go out much do ya?

[utdfortreble]

@theyardieman you don't go out of england much do you?

[theyardieman]

@utdfortreble lmaoooo iv never been out of england no

[kamtastic]

LOOK WHAT SHERINGHAM WON IN HIS CAREAR TO COMPARE TO ALAN SHEARER

[novaturbkkk]

one word for this video

LEGEND

[skullzytko]

wicked payed lad i cant stand the scum fanz ther make me sick

[37snicky]

jealously is an ugly emotion....... as I'm sure you see every morning you look in the mirror Piffy

[AZIBET]

I'm from Manchester and I choose not to support Utd :L.

[theyardieman]

all u mancs (or cockneys as we all no uv never bin 2 manchester) uz r just provin it rite by bangin on abar yaz winnin (altho yaz won abar as much as any1 else) but yaz r provin yaz r glory hunters rite dere

[mufcdarren]

@theyardieman Fuck off you stupid cunt ....glory hunters ? youve got a jamaican flag on your profile despite being born in my country .

Your teams shit . fk the 96

[theyardieman]

@mufcdarren lmaoooo yhh coz half me familys jamaican ya div an dee other halfs scouse an it was me cuzens dis profile.. an yh ya r a glory hunter.. il bet good fuckin money ur not frm manni r ya.. just listenin 2 da vid lad explains evrythin lol.. coz i dnt remeber any or ur lot wen yaz wernt winnin ntn?? y was dat i wonder

[theyardieman]

@theyardieman an besides on ur profile bangs on abar suppirtin united coz dere "english" wen all ur fans r fuckin pakkis an chinks an also sez ya 39 fuckin 39 friggin hell laa need 2 get off dee internet ya nonce

[mufcdarren]

@theyardieman yeah mate i aint, but i dont fly some fuckin foreign flag im my bloody profile either. Im proud to be english . And going by your typing , you need educating in english coz you type like a complete cunt.  You even type like a spade.

[theyardieman]

@mufcdarren lmaoooo ya think dat bothers me.. most of me m8s r white an me birds white so i no not every1 is an uneducated narrow minded divvy lyk yaself an ya provin ya a glory hunter by supportin a team frm a city dat h8s ya. support friggin west ham or sumthin lyk ppr cockneys or wools w.e ya r.. an btw im a proud scouser not english or jamaican but proud of both sides of da family ;).. ya just goin along with da vid realy every1 who goes on dis is avin a giggle at ya even chelsea h8 ya

[mufcdarren]

@theyardieman what does "dat" & "lyk" mean ?

By the way ....are you narrow minded for branding people chinks & paki`s ?

I bet your girlfriends parents are so proud of her ...fuckin hell !!!! lol

[theyardieman]

@mufcdarren lmaoooo yhh lad they r actully an if not well shes fuckin luvin it anyway.. and yhh il admit im narrow minded i'd av a scouse version of the SS if i cud an go arnd gassin all mancs.. and no i dnt lyk pakkis or chinks an il admit that well im not to arsed abar chinks lyk.. an lad this is pointless u need 2 grow up im 19 and even i think this is childish so be arsed wid ya old man.. im off 2 live me happy life inabit

[mufcdarren]

@theyardieman Im sure your well loved on  merseyshite. I need to grow up ? and i suppose you dont lol excellent .

While leading your happy life, why not try the job centre , im tired of paying for foreigners to live here. good boy . c ya

[theyardieman]

@mufcdarren lmaoooooooooo i am actually on the dole as well (mind u wot scouser isn't).. an no i dont lol im only 19 im still a teenager ur cummin on 40 an ya wifes probly left ya 4 her boss coz ya a sad lonely ald get arguin wid teenagers on youtube over a football team ya no nottin about lol

[mufcdarren]

@theyardieman thought you were off for your happy life ? .....liar

knew you`d be back . My wifes fine thanks . hows your lovely white girlfriend (soiled goods) lol

[theyardieman]

@mufcdarren lmaooo its u lad ya provokin me lol i find it funny tbh an lets face it wen yav got fuck all 2 do till da pubs open its good 2 av a laff init.. an yhh lad shes sound thanks for askin.. btw r ya really 39 or did ya just put a date in so ya can woch vids (im not avin a stab at ya lyk coz i realy cba tbh no point arguin wid sum1 ya cant av a straightner with it dnt prove ntn lol

[gmc5times1]

@theyardieman you tell the twat well in yardieman

[theyardieman]

@theyardieman lmaoooooooo listen ya southen fairy do ya think dat bothers me most of me m8s r white an me birds white an me kids half cast... so i no not every1 in dis country is not an uneducated narrow minded divvy lyk ya self... an ya provin ya r glory hunter supportin a team frm a city dat h8s ya.. an yhh im a proud scouser not english (8)WERE NOT ENGLISH WERE SCOUSE(8)

[henlowboys112]

Choose chelsea cus there amazing

[conormcgihon1]

His right tho

[ManUntdFCfan]

@leedsrule100, leeds are fucking shit, what was the last proper tropher u won and what league are in.

[ManUntdFCfan]

Fuck U dickhead

[09kawazakiboy]

his song is excellent n true lol COME ON CHELSEA FUCK MANU

[critchovyick]

hahahhaha how can u call utd crap w u forget is liverpool aint winnin anything this year

[MrShakey187]

could be worse i could be a cockney or a mop headed tash wearin scouse ..... and its born slippy you cockney pussy !!!

[nepaluk]

shut urs fucking gay's mouth

n why r u jelous gay

[rattey100]

shame liverpool are shit an cant even win a cup

[marekholandia1991]

huh? what he talk about/???????

[shauny11mufc]

Could be worse, could be you, smacked up on coke bluffin little cockney fuckf ace who probabaly supports arsenal.

[shauny11mufc]

Choose to be jelous much? cockney TWAT

[tangoboys1]

lol

[preston3665]

choose your words better you thick manc twat

[JuttMC]

Fuck off you mug. You know shit you fucking cretin.

[JuttMC]

Choose 3 back to back premier league titles , choose 2 back to Champions League Finals with one of them victorious , choose winning the League , F.A Cup and Champions League in one year , choose matching the premiership record of the alleged " most successful team in history. Chose life , Chose Man United. Funny video though.

[poots182]

I didn't know alleged refered to facts, nice one

[JuttMC]

Those LFC fans do love their history. Shame they can't shout about anything in the past 4 years.

[poots182]

fa cup, cl final, what did you do in our time of dominance? oh yes, get relegated.

[JuttMC]

@poots182 England won a world cup in 66 , do we hang onto that forever ??

[belzer09]

all you haters are just jealous that man united are the best team in the world ...

[polejunkie21]

M.C.F.C salford blues x

[ross61192]

i fucking love this omg ha ha ha ha ha ha fucking incest man u fans

[benJS85]

choose your team wisely and choose to support the best team, and all these players mentioned what did they win and what did we win, oh yeah the lot, choose your team to slag off but make sure your teams better tho hey, you dont wana make a dick out of yourself

[Alabannonman]

choose to win 11 premiere leagues

choose to win the treble

choose to sign 1 of d best players in d world den wen fucks sell him for 80 million

choose to sign 1 of the best fowards at dis moment

choose to win liverpool in anfield from 2001-2008

choose to have d two greatest center backs in the world

choose d greatest

choose man united

[1000milehighway]

Man Cityyyyyy!!!!!!!

[antonydorney]

this is awful whoever wrote this needs to end there own life, clearly the english league winners for the past 3 years, european cup, 2 charity shields, carling cup, world club cup. end of.

[BreatherSkill1998]

@antonydorney Yeah mate, some of us are not glory supporters?????......... prick

[Super95Freeman]

@antonydorney settle down, its only a bit of a laugh :L

[alslevie]

Choose Man United.

Choose to have a manager sacked for having it off with the physios wife.

Choose to have a racist Albino for a goal-keeper.

Choose to be rejected by every decent player on the planet,and sign Carrick.

Choose to be captained by a nutcase.

Choose a greatest ever player the beat three shades of shit out of two wives and then wasted two livers.

Choose Man United.

Choose Scum.

[841713]

@alslevie Choose to watch united win 11 titles in 20 years , Choose to be a liverpool fan. lol.

[birdcagemind]

@alslevie Choose to have 19 League Titles.

Choose to have 11 Fa Cups.

Choose to have 3 European Cups.

Choose success.

[thebean93]

man u liverpool arsenal and chelsea i feel sorry 4 u sad bastards who never go to matchs LEEDS UNITED u iver go to matchs or dont cum talk to me about it

[kev1nphoen1x]

R- U -A - T R U E -R E D??????

have a listen to my manchester United song click on my name.. eat, sleep, talk, love love love The Kings. MUFC.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

pass v song on to all v reds one love one United xxxxxxxxxxxMUFCxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[trippanalga715]

Arselicked from the media then accuse them of anti united bias lol

[alslevie]

Choose a club that had its players killed for the insurance money.Munich 1958.

Bobby Charlton you fucking peadophile.

Best is a drunken wifebeating liverwasting cunt.

Liverpool rule.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pocketrocket91]

ok then we kill our player but u kill ur fans

[owen4manutd]

CHOOSE 96 SCOUSE CUNTS TO DIE

[chrismason141993]

can anyone send me this if so wrb

[kyleynwafan]

ye do u have msn

[r3ddevilfan]

choose to be in the premership for 18 years and never win it!

choose to not win a cup in four years!

CHOOSE LIVERSHITE

[GlitcherOnCod5]

Choose Liverpool

Choose Gerrard over Carrick

Choose Torres over Rooney

Choose Reina over Van der saar

Choose 5 times Champions Leauge

Choose A Great Team

CHOOSE LIVERPOOL!!!

[footballm8]

m8 mufc11prems-lfc fuck all

[minimert1]

I love how man u fans claim not 2 care about wot is sed in this song yet obviously care enuff 2 rite huge paragraphs about it! funny that!

[manunitedkid7]

Choose Man united

Choose Schmiecal over Reina

Choose Ronaldo over Babel

Choose Ferdinand over Carragher

Choose Winning

Choose the beauty of Europe

Choose the the trophies won by true champions

Choose AIG over that beer that tastes like a shit

CHOOSE THE TRUE CHAMPS OIF THE ENTIRE WORLD

CHOSE UNITED

[ProManUnitedFan]

amen and choose to have brill defenders midfielders and strikers. choose to have expensive players. choose to win the champs league 08 and choose winning the premiership 3 times in a row. and when i go to old trafford i`m gonna choose to be singing GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED AND THE REDS GO MARCHING ON ON ON!!!!

[malayanorca]

5 trophies my foot oh mancunians..

[cranbrook]

Lmao wtf, Schmiechal was racist?

[InTheDarkForest]

yeah schmeichel and ian wright had words after a man u-arsenal game in 1997 and the police were called in to investigate.

[cranbrook]

Whoa, just lost all respect for Schmichael now...

[kamalnaouri]

18 leagues and thats a fact :D

[BlueArmy1993]

this is shit from a cardiff fan i choose to be welsh i choose to be blue i choose to be cardiif we choose to be hated by england yes and we do not care i choose to sing win lose or draw we r true fans not glory hunter or follow team with millions and but the best players who they will not use and who they buy so no 1 else can buy them. i chose to be cardiff city fo lyf WELSH NOT BRITISH

[reddevilz1991]

choose to be a dirty scouse murdering bastards, choose to talk in the stupidest way (we cant understand a dam thing u cunts say) choose to be to turn ur town into a bootleg Spain.

scousers cunts of the world.

united till i fuckin! die!!!!

[MartinAerodrom91]

Youll never be as big as Man United !!! Fuck all you Scousers cos Manchester rule !!!

[mcchaz]

This is so shit - talk about bitterness. Pathetic. Choose to be shit, if you dont want to be United!

[Carlkeane]

Chose Liverpool

Chose two win fuck all in 2 years

[bertieblunt77]

u cunt prick

[ProManUnitedFan]

oh also choose to win the champions league 08

[ProManUnitedFan]

choose to win the premier league 3 times a row. choose to beat tottenham 5-2. choose to beat arsenal 4-1. choose to have the most expensive player in the premier league on your team. choose to have the best strikers playing for your team. choose to have brilliant defenders and midfielders including ferdinand vidic ronaldo nani giggs and anderson. i choose to choose these things. MUFC 4 LIFE

[Gailnthe1]

amen !!!!!

Chose to support a team that's the best of europe and chose the gonna be euro champs of 08/09 ! Chose the most brilliant SIR ALEX as only he can lead the reds to victory in rome ... pray all with us so we all can sing , UNITED TAKE ME HOME TO THE PLACE I BELONG , TO OLD TRAFFORD! Chose more than a team , Chose the MUFC famelie and you'll never end up crying because you know they did there best and won 3years in a row primier league FUCK liverpool Fuck chelsea

[ProManUnitedFan]

well said Galinthe1. ;)

[gazb71]

what a dick you really are.M.U.F.C. 4 EVER

[gollins97]

load of bollocks united 4 eva

[smokindaherbinit]

the part where he sez how good is that...... it was shit so it was like ya mam in bed ya cockney jealous nob , oh an it also sez just before that .... they went for the triple an won fuck all ....... anyone remember the 99 season for some reason? yea thats ryt u cockney cunt..come back wen u have digs that make sense :)

[dannyb123355]

SOUTHERN FUCKING RENT BOY

[networksport1111]

What a fucking jealous cockney shitbag. Absolute pussies are they.

Choose 7 failed attempts at the european cup? lets add up all the failed attempts of every single club within the m25.

Jealous cunt - CHOOSE A COCKNEY TEAM - TRIED EVERYTHING TO GET THEIR HANDS ON A CHAMPIONS LEAGUE - WON FUCK ALL

[steps1]

Choose Bridesmaids....

Bitter Blues....Money will get you nowhere ....

you can only dream .....

you have to laugh...there is nout down for pal.

Dor xx

[bigMatty2009]

choose united, premier leage champions, choose united best team wiv best players in the world, choose united champions ov the world... GET IN

[lauren14b]

ur just jelous cunts

Man u for life

[bfmb79]

whoever created this shit video-Jealousy is a terrible thing mate!!! Champions of England,Champions of Europe!!

[skilzter]

get in there my son, SAINTS FC for life! but shame we'l never stuff united

[jigga4531]

choose to be the greatest club in the world

[jei69]

choose to be a cocksucker; like yourself

[courtneysmummy]

United Road, take me home

To the place, I belong;

To Old Trafford, to see United;

Take me home, United road

[adamcrumpet13]

choose not to make a stupid video like this due to jelocy

[jimmyshiprite]

Choose to be a crying scouse cunt.Stand up for the champions of England Europe and the World you sad fuck. Now don,t be watching the Champions league final on ITV cos we know you don,t have a TV license.

[jasonBoardman16]

Stop Slagging United You scouse Cunt :@

[sharcox07]

let me guess...... your a LIVERPOOL fan??? hahahahahahaha COME ON UNITED!!!!!!

[versi7]

Champions of England Champions of Europe so fuck you

[etfc01]

quality choose to be a spurs fan

[Dobbski07]

glory glory man united...enough said

[Walmsinator]

all dem r completley wrong, fukin mong boy or wot??? ermm clearly jelous of the best team in the world hahaha MUF ROME 09 dont see the dirty scousers dey do we MUFC

[reddevilz1991]

can i choose to stick my cock in your mums ass ?

[minibell1997]

Why dont you choose to get a life

[minibell1997]

get a life and fuck off

[Sim587636]

Ha ha all this coming from a wigan fan!

Just Remember who your manager is!

; )

[FUZiiONxDH7Px]

R U A FUCKING LOSER

i hope u dieeeeee

[ziezou1]

knocked out of europe 5 times in yrs u retard evey apart form the winners get knocked out

[ziezou1]

cole scored almost 200 PL goals u call that crap

[ChannelParanormal]

fuck you cock end

[stupidpplequalstupid]

finally its full of insults for the likes of roy keane, peter schmeichel,20LEgend and even good old teddy so heres wat ill say all 4 of those. each one of them have a champions league medal, this fucker doesnt

[stupidpplequalstupid]

i wanted to know who this fuck-tard supports and after making sure his wafc name stood for wigan by checking his page, seems it is wigan. So any united fan who gets pissed off about this song just remember we playing wigan in a week, lets see who will be shouting there mouths off then, also dont forget after tnight wen we beat arsenal we will b in our second champions final in 2 years. and whos ground did we win the league in last year?? thats right it was wigans.

[scottishlaura27]

choose to fuck off man u ruleeeeeeeeeee

id rather be dead than not red ! so sound lyk a shyt radio presenter !