I would also sleep next to the window....I would like to stare out at the moon while falling asleep. I like being by myself more but I also like sleeping with other people in the room, so I don't think I would mind Alucard as long as he doesn't snore or toss around in his coffin. :)
I think I would mind a coffin...I don't like sleeping in complete darkness cuz it creeps me out and makes me think anything can happen...I personally, would get one with vents, and a sky light around my face so I can see. A little bigger too, although I'm only like 5 and something feet.( I'm fun sized) Plus, wouldn't not having a coffin be more convinient so they don't have to haul it around everywhere? LOLZ, I would bring in a blanket and a teddy.
1:12 "You chose the night. Once you've turned your back on the light of day, all the sunlight should ever mean to you is smoldering pain and a slow death." So THAT'S where the myth of vampires getting killed by sunlight came from. ...At least in Hellsing.
It's cute how Seras is all angry, but then she calms down and blushes when Wlater says that Alucard confirmed about Seras having to sleep in a coffin.
I wouldn't mind sleeping in a box. It's cozy, 100% dark, sound resistant, you can't be bothered by your pets and it's just freaking awesome! I would so have one if they weren't three thousand dollars! ^_^
@InuyashaFanatic13 Only issue comes into play when you sleep to long and somebody decides that your dead......going to sleep in a coffin and waking up in a morgue..... It may sound like a crappy joke, but I'm betting it'd be a good bit awkward for the mortician and just a lil bit disorientating for you.
Well a toepincher's always a classic way to go, but a long box works just as well. No real need to be picky. Then again it would totaly such if you were a vampire born on a ship!
@cardan9 Coffins are actually quite comfortable. Although I don't see why they go through all the effort padding them nicely when the corpse won't show the slightest bit of appreciation.
@Xanatos712 i wouldn't know, I've never even seen a coffin before. it sucks too cause i think it would be something that would be much better then a bed.
good point on the corpse bit, it's not like the corpse needs all that padding...right?
the first thing I thought when I first watched this was: 'Seras is never going to fit in that coffin, her boobs are too big, so they would never be able to close it.'
though, they don't stop at just information....considering that I'm pretty sure Walter doesn't have the ability to stay at Intergra's beck and call as well as get the soil himself
fuck alucards a dick
mrkingsalami20 1 week ago
There's just one problem with her bed... it's not mine.
garamonde 2 weeks ago
Troll Alucard is trollin'
randomguy199545 3 weeks ago
1:07 I'm entering every room with my friends like that now XD
cynder167 1 month ago
I would also sleep next to the window....I would like to stare out at the moon while falling asleep. I like being by myself more but I also like sleeping with other people in the room, so I don't think I would mind Alucard as long as he doesn't snore or toss around in his coffin. :)
cityofage 1 month ago
I think I would mind a coffin...I don't like sleeping in complete darkness cuz it creeps me out and makes me think anything can happen...I personally, would get one with vents, and a sky light around my face so I can see. A little bigger too, although I'm only like 5 and something feet.( I'm fun sized) Plus, wouldn't not having a coffin be more convinient so they don't have to haul it around everywhere? LOLZ, I would bring in a blanket and a teddy.
cityofage 1 month ago
Couldn't they just give her a canopy bed with really thick curtains and dust the inside with dirt?
PsTwoKnight 1 month ago
Isn't it odd in ww2 alucard took the form of a 14 yr old girl
REDX3211 1 month ago
so that's why he wears such a big hat...
TechUnadept 1 month ago
0:14 : If she wasn´t a vampire I would suspect that she has chronical back pain.
SangerZonvolt 1 month ago
i'd sleep in it if it had a built in tv and was far, far larger.......and had 3 pillows.
ShadowWolfRising 2 months ago
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Fuck Twilight!! Hellsing is the shit!!
Scoonertuna 2 months ago
Fuck Twilight!! Hellsing the shit!!
Scoonertuna 2 months ago
lmao at 0:13 walter is looking at sera's delicious boobs..... ;D
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1:12 "You chose the night. Once you've turned your back on the light of day, all the sunlight should ever mean to you is smoldering pain and a slow death." So THAT'S where the myth of vampires getting killed by sunlight came from. ...At least in Hellsing.
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gokuandmario4ever 2 months ago
I'd wrather be in a coffin then be in a bed where people can see what you are doing.
Bendiezel85 2 months ago 2
her boobs would break the fuckin coffin!
lightsshade 2 months ago
Walter: your new bed
The girl: fuck that
Walter:alacard orders
Alacard: want a bed time story? (creepy face)
lightsshade 2 months ago 4
@lightsshade I want a bed story from Alucard
49erbaG 2 months ago
@49erbaG dont we all his voice is epic
lightsshade 2 months ago
walter turns evil
97Kingdomwolf 2 months ago
Alucard scares me because he made Cuke Noris into a wimp.
Bendiezel85 2 months ago
is this hellsing or hellsing ulltimate?
R3bridge 3 months ago
@R3bridge It's from Ultimate
RuvenSr 3 months ago
@R3bridge easy way to tell look at the color of her clothes and notice the animation is much more for fun rather drama
stoneman640 1 month ago
I would like to have a coffin for a bed.
because it looks so cool and crazy.
Bendiezel85 3 months ago
how she suppsoed to sleep in that
malorky 3 months ago
@malorky quite snuggly
RuvenSr 3 months ago 16
@RuvenSr lol
malorky 3 months ago
@RuvenSr lol I'd say...seeing that i got locked in one for an hour! although its kinda hard to roll to your side :/
tech9boarder 1 month ago
haha walter the best character in the show XD
christaTiessn435 3 months ago
wat episode is this?
MsNintendogs 3 months ago
@MsNintendogs its # 2
REDX3211 3 months ago
1:15 Someone tell that to the Twilight people.
jlopez412 4 months ago
am I the only one who heard Walter's voice crack? a man as old as him....cracking up?odd.
KingLKK50005 4 months ago
"You're an idiot." lmao, nice way to enter a room
shagohod666 4 months ago 22
@shagohod666 very few ways are better......very few
RuvenSr 4 months ago 10
@RuvenSr only way to bet it is through the wall
wertherenn 4 months ago
@shagohod666 That's how Dr. House enters every room.
0mikr0n 3 months ago
they could make her coffin more cozy.. u know add some sheets, some space, a teddy bat! XDDDDD
sweetblackblood1 5 months ago
I like to press 8, it makes me laugh :3
cynder167 5 months ago
Hehe, Walter is good at impersonations. XD
InuyashaFanatic13 6 months ago
At 00:10 you can tell Walter is staring at Sera's tits.
DawnsAssassin 6 months ago
Lmao '' walter.. what the hell is this.. THINGGG! ''
25002daniela 6 months ago
some people just dont like playing dead
TheHardrock000 6 months ago
Don't you think it's a tad....small?
firebat42 6 months ago
*awkward silence*.......
*Alucard walks in*........
"YOU'RE AN IDIOT..."
*Seras gets stupid face*
LOL
001assassins 7 months ago
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001assassins 7 months ago
I love that lil' chuckle that Alucard does right at the end......s'like........O.O >;D
KathrynSerasHatake 7 months ago
captions
halomaster78 7 months ago
It's cute how Seras is all angry, but then she calms down and blushes when Wlater says that Alucard confirmed about Seras having to sleep in a coffin.
radilene1995 7 months ago 2
At least Walter TRIED to help xD
AlexandraUzumaki 7 months ago
on the Japanese version, the quote is " all vampires must sleep in coffins"
FreemanFanatic 7 months ago
@FreemanFanatic
How is this any different? Besides, what makes that quote is Walter's voice crack when he's imitating Integra.
BattleButlerJeeves 7 months ago
@BattleButlerJeeves I'm not saying that it's different, I'm just stating what one of the translations was.
FreemanFanatic 7 months ago
WAAAAALLLLTEEERRRRR~~~~!!!!!!! I LOL'd at Seras' tantrum - it was cute!!!!!
Kuroro2345 7 months ago
thehe.. 1:10 sounds like she was saying: "moster" (danish name for aunt ) xD
kuzaiverk 7 months ago
*awkward silence* ... then 1:05 xD love the tiny "hm"
11Nox111 8 months ago
When Seras is mad, she makes the same noise my cat makes when it's eating.
SheikBTW 8 months ago
@lucariolord12 I was thinking the same thing it would have to be two feet wide fit those things
Hereticalrein 8 months ago
i'd supper tap the ass
kingofspeads100 8 months ago
... Will her boobs fit?
lucariolord12 9 months ago
As long as I get a coffin right beside Alucard im in!
-hops into coffin-
Dark,quiet,and peaceful~
CrazyAndy3012 10 months ago
I WOULD mind sleeping in a box - the thing isn't exactly spacious, it can get quite hot, and there's the fact that I don't like tight spaces.
There also is the fact that its a COFFIN - a box meant to contain a corpse -
NicholasGeschke 10 months ago
gotta love walters impressions ^^
Issun9000 11 months ago 2
Watch out Seras's is VMS lol XD
Jesse98James 11 months ago
:12 ...look where Walter is looking lol
carlislesinkeri66pt6 11 months ago
......Walter was smart to step back....
eddieguererro46 1 year ago 2
This makes me wonder if any vampire gets annoyed by their victims calling them "master."
FarkleFruggle123 1 year ago
I wouldn't mind sleeping in a box. It's cozy, 100% dark, sound resistant, you can't be bothered by your pets and it's just freaking awesome! I would so have one if they weren't three thousand dollars! ^_^
InuyashaFanatic13 1 year ago 59
@InuyashaFanatic13 Only issue comes into play when you sleep to long and somebody decides that your dead......going to sleep in a coffin and waking up in a morgue..... It may sound like a crappy joke, but I'm betting it'd be a good bit awkward for the mortician and just a lil bit disorientating for you.
RuvenSr 1 year ago 15
@InuyashaFanatic13
Well a toepincher's always a classic way to go, but a long box works just as well. No real need to be picky. Then again it would totaly such if you were a vampire born on a ship!
Forgefire5 5 months ago
@InuyashaFanatic13 i agree...i cant sleep with any amount of light...or be comfortable on side or stomach...
IamKirin1 3 months ago
@InuyashaFanatic13 i dont think those things are designed to let air in either...
TEHORANGEAVENGER 2 months ago
@TEHORANGEAVENGER Don't be silly! There is such thing as a coffin bed. Specifically designed for sleeping. It's just really expensive DX
InuyashaFanatic13 2 months ago
@TEHORANGEAVENGER There is such thing as a coffin bed. Specifically designed for sleeping. It's just really expensive DX
InuyashaFanatic13 2 months ago
@InuyashaFanatic13
Just make sure there are holes in said box to let you breathe otherwise you won't be getting out of it alive.
Golan7 2 months ago
i would be pissed too if my new bed was that small XD
JW95100 1 year ago
"We can't have a vampire who doesn't sleep in a coffin."
Is it just me or is Walter trying to do integra's voice a bit XD
truggeri 1 year ago
I don't blame her... that thing looks WAY too small.
pkmn08three 1 year ago
i think it wouldn't be that bad to sleep in a coffin if you make some air holes in it
cardan9 1 year ago 6
@cardan9 though you might wanna see if you can't get an over sized one......otherwise it aint got much room for tossing and turning
RuvenSr 1 year ago 9
@RuvenSr maybe, but i still think it wouldn't be that bad regardless. good for posture too
cardan9 1 year ago
@cardan9 Coffins are actually quite comfortable. Although I don't see why they go through all the effort padding them nicely when the corpse won't show the slightest bit of appreciation.
Xanatos712 1 year ago
@Xanatos712 i wouldn't know, I've never even seen a coffin before. it sucks too cause i think it would be something that would be much better then a bed.
good point on the corpse bit, it's not like the corpse needs all that padding...right?
cardan9 1 year ago
Seras's rants always make me choke on my own laughter
Iraniancommunist777 2 years ago 18
Even Walter gets a bit of distance from here when she's gonna go off.
RuvenSr 2 years ago 10
@RuvenSr she's the sakura of hellsing
realofficialuzumaki 7 months ago
@realofficialuzumaki yep - i love naruto
puppylovur139 6 months ago
the first thing I thought when I first watched this was: 'Seras is never going to fit in that coffin, her boobs are too big, so they would never be able to close it.'
masatje 2 years ago 67
had never thought of that.....my thought was always to the side of how thin it was.......least for why she wouldn't be able to fit
RuvenSr 2 years ago
Walter=retlaw
Integra=argetni
Seras=sares
Alexander=rednaxela
Anderson=nosredna
Anderson+Plant= Anderplant
Maxwell=llewxam
any others bisides (Alucard=dracula)?
Twilight0Princess 2 years ago 2
soil of your birth place?now how the hell did walter get ahold of that??
Twilight0Princess 2 years ago
never underestimate the reach of Walter's abilitys
RuvenSr 2 years ago
or his sorcesses
Twilight0Princess 2 years ago
ah yes, you can't forget his endless flow of information
RuvenSr 2 years ago
true ,true
Twilight0Princess 2 years ago
though, they don't stop at just information....considering that I'm pretty sure Walter doesn't have the ability to stay at Intergra's beck and call as well as get the soil himself
RuvenSr 2 years ago
still,it's disturbing
Twilight0Princess 2 years ago
forgot the bed,if somebody did that to my pumpkin pie i'd be pissed.
screamqueen0223 4 years ago
.....wha?
RuvenSr 4 years ago
lol.if somebody *coughs Cody coughs* took away my pumpkin pie,i'd be pissed.
screamqueen0223 4 years ago
lol,notice how even the "Angel of Death" backs away Seras when she finds out her bed's gone.
screamqueen0223 4 years ago
Well he is a bit old.....and she prolly has blood breath....
RuvenSr 4 years ago
Dracula spelled backwards. a nod to bram stoker's novel, i take it?
screamqueen0223 4 years ago
Something like that....not really sure....can't remember what it was supposed to be....
RuvenSr 4 years ago
lol who's that guy at the end who says "you're an idiot"?
screamqueen0223 4 years ago
That'd be Alucard. Notice anything about his name?
RuvenSr 4 years ago
seras sounds like she has a boner....choice never seen any hellsing shows before thanks man
molokodude 4 years ago
Was one of the first areas that I ran across that I really felt I had to edit out to a clip.
RuvenSr 4 years ago