"Arise, Serpentor, Arise!" Part 8/10

[koolmoe1971]

How did serpentor turnout to be a caucasian??? He has got to many races with dark skin!!!

[Harrison0411]

@koolmoe1971 This was an 80's cartoon after all. However during the Image comic series they made Serpentor either Central or South American.

[deathshadow2492]

CC: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE SUCH DISRESPECT!?!?

Me: Simple you're incompetent, and you're Starscream.

[dattebenforcer]

WHAT HAVE I DONE TO MERIT SUCH HEINOUS DISRESPECT!!!! XDXD priceless

[dattebenforcer]

omg this is hilarious! I just love the VA for Cobra Commander, and the dialogue is priceless too. Such good memories.

[fixitluis]

Sgt Slaughter, can barely hold one person down wresting in g.i.joe can take down monsters and an army, year credible

[NYG4LIFE123]

OK seriously Lifeline, fuck you.  You're a pacifist that joined up with a MILITARY organization and then complain when they fight against enemies that are ready to kill them on the spot.

[therichonez]

devilish details nest in childrens animation...my unalert insignificant fool-cobra-lalalalala!!!

[therichonez]

i like how cobra get wut they want ...but fail to win the game.erytime!! lol

[HisFaithful10]

Know that I am the one you seek.

I am the one born to rule; destined to conquer.

Let those who fear me follow me.

Let those who oppose me die!

For I am Serpentor, and This I Command!

[besito00]

damn this guy is good.... 5 seconds of life and he already knows english, makes up a suitable tyrant speech, his hown distinctive phrase and desides his going to be conveniantly named actually SERPENTOR ..by that already knowing everything about the GI JOE and COBRA and everything else.....WOW..............nahh but seriously this guy is a deuche.... COBRA COMMANDER we are loyal to you !! COBRAA

[Mrvwcc11]

1:45 Tombstone Piledriver

[Chessboxer09]

Damn, Serpentor is pretty damn strong. Sgt Slaughter is damn near superhuman in this show and Serpentor tossed him aside like a sack of potatoes

[evotime24]

2 Mainframes @ 8:12

[MrVision76]

When serpentor gave his speech @ 8:18 It was like... an evil Jesus. Everybody was scared except Slaughter

[granpapi29]

Pause at 3:11. Look where one of the cobra robots head landed on sgt slaughter lol

[granpapi29]

1:42 TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!

[MystikWizard]

What a horrendous story, if you think about it. You do an experiment and as soon as the body awakes, it can speak English and lead Cobra. Ridiculous.

[jedijones]

Telling Slaughter to lean back and enjoy it, Destro? Are we still talking about DNA? Uh, I mean how is the Baroness going to feel about this?

"Your generous contribution is cheerfully accepted." Why do I laugh louder at lines like this than any I've heard in recent movies?

Lowlight's lesson about guns should've been incorporated into the end-of-episode PSAs. Now THAT'S education.

"This I command." Anyone else get the feeling that won't be the last time we hear that one from old Serpy? LOL

[lyfaleezhure]

What comprises Slaughter's DNA anyway? Did anyone else realize that the samples Cobra took from all the other deceased...the remains disappeared after the process? Cobra took TWO samples from Slaughter and all it did was put him in a 30-second nap. Slaughter is the Real American Hero; all the other Joes are pussies.

[Holloway6151975]

@lyfaleezhure execpt for snake-eyes.....he took on raidation in a closed in room (mass device), and did a whole bunch of amazing shit that made the other joes say "who the f*ck is this guy"

[JillC2]

Poor Destro!

[NYG4LIFE123]

LOL at Slaughter ramming Destro's head into the wall.

[illnessexclusive]

Y did they bring that nigga life line withthem on a combat misson? He dont do shit

[optimusP76]

@illnessexclusive Thats true but he is a medic.

[illnessexclusive]

funny how slaughter is in full head on combat with this 3/400 lb. monster and his hat never came off!!!

[warwolf1559]

Sgt Slaughter was Chuck Norris 's dad

[ArmondoeCruze]

Hey do you have any eps with the fridge

[keen14you]

Funny how taking a DNA sample is so damaging to the Sarge, when all it actually takes is a strand of hair.... :P

[koolmoe1971]

@keen14you that's be cause scientist were only researching DNA in those days.

[greatrey]

Lowlight's line was the BEST part in the whole episode! Because of that line alone, this episode is officially approved by the NRA.

[bertmustin]

Awesome double team moves by the Tomax and Xamot.

[ajones35]

Cobra commander tried to infected Serpentor with HIV. 

[Rtkat3]

@ajones35 No he tried to infect the protoplasm that was to be used in creating Serpentor.

[stormshado9]

hey Lowlight don't u know any other way to settle a dispute

yeah Lifeline it's called a gun

CLASSIC!!

[greatrey]

@stormshado9 That indeed is classic. There's no way in Hell they'd get away with that line nowadays. If they did it now, it'd probably go like:

Lifeline: Hey Lowlight, don't you know another way to settle a dispute?

Lowlight: Yeah Lifeline it's called... (DUBBED VOICE: Passive Resistance!)

[blueunicorno8]

seriously Lifeline shd NOT be on the battlefield he needs to stay on base his presence makes no sense in combat

[adheckle]

@blueunicorno8 Lifeline is like all typical liberals who think the U.S. can reason with Al Queda.

[RayFKNKing]

. 7:02 - the twins straight putting the BOOTS the Sarge, hahaha!!

[Nieghorn]

Iceberg's gotta be sweating his ass off in that jungle with his winter kit on!

[blueunicorno8]

@Nieghorn man thats the SAME thing i was thinking!y the heck couldnt the producers envision that??its just pure common sense!either take him out of that scene or give him adequate clothing..simple

[Senushi7]

Fabulous shoes, Cobra Commander. Simply fabulous.

[anon94707]

1. go ahead slaughter punch his lights out!

2. I know we haven't always seen eye to eye...

3. you'll have to deal with that yourself, Dr. Mindbender!

4. Ugh, he dented my hat!

[ourimaler]

And thus, the red monster becomes the only character to die in this cartoon.

[rowdyturner23]

Man I had a Lifeline figure when I was a kid, I didn't realize he was such a pussy.

[Anynom]

Love the tone in Cobra Commander's voice when he's like "Sgt. Slaughter, I know we haven't always seen eye to eye...."

[TheShadowwolf88]

Usually guns are used to shoot people with NOT bash them in the head!?!

[glortor]

Not in children's cartoons.

[lyfaleezhure]

The shroud must be made of fine silk or 2,000-thread Egyptian cotton...why doesn't the protoplasm stick to it?

[dkupke]

I kind of always wondered why characters always throw guns in film and television. You just emptied the entire clip and got nothing, what is throwing it supposed to do, give em a bump?

[TheShadowwolf88]

To use them as clubs or spears(with bayonets)

Buth throwing them???

[pawel1818]

HAHAHA Findthebender :D

[trinindc925]

He blobbed us.

[rakninja]

2:51 best pan ever

[wolfyhound]

1. monster is elmo's insane big bro.

2. love BeachHead

3. Love Lifeline, lol. "Can I use your phone to call headquarters?"

[ultimatemegadeath]

@wolfyhound , what about Cobra commander's cheering on of Sgt. Slaughter kicking Destro's ass? gotta love that!

[wolfyhound]

@ultimatemegadeath Ha! Yeah, well I don't like Slaughter. Otherwise, yeah I'd be happy to see someone kicking Destro's butt all over!

[lordlasombra]

@wolfyhound "what didn't you tell me you were useign me as a decory for violance?" lifeline

"because i didn't want you to say no." beachhead.

love that echange.