he should have grabbed the camera and screamed into it like Frank Booth: "You know what a movie is fucker?! It's a bullet from a f***ing gun, f***er!!!"
I despise the fascination people have with their fucking phones. Most people don't give a damn about the phone you have. If it is the latest super phone, they'll pretend to like it while despising it since it is much better than their 3 month old, former top super phone. Then, in 3 months, your new super phone that you spent way too much on is nearly obsolete, but your contract means you are stuck with it.
now if your playing the movie on a telephone you will never in a btrillion years experience the film, you think you have experienced it but you'll be *hmpf* cheated its a such a sadness if you think you have seen a film on your .... FUCKING telephone get real
He seems like such a nice person. It's hard to believe he made films like Eraserhead and Rabbits which scarred me to no end with their disturbing surrealism.
I agree. But the kind of people who watch films on their iPhone aren't really looking to experience cinema. I personally try to see all the films I can at the cinema, because it's debatable whether you can completely experience a film even on DVD (when the intended destination was the cinema).
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Um, the point of watching a movie on your phone is NOT to EXPERIENCE it, but to occupy otherwise idle time in an entertaining way, like commuting to work or flying.
Mr. Lynch, get f'ing real yourself. As a wise bunny once said, "What a maroon!"
Well i love both LYNCH and APPLE... what can i do? The truth is in the middle, watching movies on iPhone of course is not the same level of experience of a theater.
If you think of how much work goes into making a film look great, you'll understand his frustration. A hell of a lot of work and planning go into such things as set design, lighting, sound, mise en scene and even the film stock. Imagine the frustration the film maker must feel knowing that a large part of this work has gone to waste. People aren't seeing the art as it's intended.
This of course excludes chick flicks and teen comedies. Feel free to watch those on your phone.
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Silly. He doesn't even say why. Certainly movies like Alien don't lend themselves well to small screens and especially bright rooms. But there is nothing wron... sorry FUCKING nothing wrong with
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im going to watch a movie for the first time either in my basement on my TV, or in the theater. but i would never, for my first viewing, see it on a phone. not only because i wouldn't watch the full video from beginning to end, but because the experience does not get anywhere near what you would receive if you watched a theater movie.
hes also saying this cause hes an old man who is getting pissed off at people for stealing movies. not that i can blame him.
A movie is a very carefully constructed piece of art intended to be experienced, not just "seen". Watching a movie on a 3.5 inch screen with mono sound coming from a phone speaker is as close to experiencing it as watching people having sex is to experiencing it. You're assuming he's a rambling old man who shuns new technology, rather than an artist who understands that.
You obviously haven't seen any movies starring Jean-Claude van Damme. If thats a "very carefully constructed piece of art", then I'm Neo from the Matrix.
If you are going to experience a film for the first time you must consider scale since that accounts for much of the impact a film must have on a viewer. For expressionism an artist improvises with his allegory, symbols or metaphors to connect the theme; at times that means shrinking subjects in frames for any subtlety significance etc. that would have been obvious hadn't the film been on a miniscreen.
I love how he exposes this big corporate trance we're in as so EMBARRASSING. Just like he did in that interview about product placement when he said it was "total fucking bullshit." Keep it up, Mr. Lynch!
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He is saying that people should watch movies in the theaters. Not on their iPhones, iPods, cellphones, or any other portable device that can show movies.
Amen! And I wanna know the name of the song. ^^
jangalomph 23 hours ago
The same applies for laptops and cheap ass television sets
polc318 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
AMEN Mr Lynch
dazxmedia 2 months ago
"on your FUCKING telephone"
Quite possibly the best use of the word "fuck" ever.
irednas1 3 months ago
he should have grabbed the camera and screamed into it like Frank Booth: "You know what a movie is fucker?! It's a bullet from a f***ing gun, f***er!!!"
GreatGarloo 5 months ago
I despise the fascination people have with their fucking phones. Most people don't give a damn about the phone you have. If it is the latest super phone, they'll pretend to like it while despising it since it is much better than their 3 month old, former top super phone. Then, in 3 months, your new super phone that you spent way too much on is nearly obsolete, but your contract means you are stuck with it.
Tigford 5 months ago 3
now if your playing the movie on a telephone you will never in a btrillion years experience the film, you think you have experienced it but you'll be *hmpf* cheated its a such a sadness if you think you have seen a film on your .... FUCKING telephone get real
phoenix7540 8 months ago
This vid is always good for a laugh.
unholyimage 9 months ago
one of the best directors in the world, talking about one of the lamest products in the world
bustedup 11 months ago 4
watching a movie on a phone is got to the be most desperate lamest thing ever.
evomo 1 year ago
I love this motherfucker hahahaha
BishopOcelot 1 year ago
Right on DL.... I so agree.... people are missing the magic of the BIG SCREEN experience.... long live David Lynch....
WickedGravityVideo 1 year ago
lol
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TheSkitzophrenics 1 year ago
amen
icem88 1 year ago
He seems like such a nice person. It's hard to believe he made films like Eraserhead and Rabbits which scarred me to no end with their disturbing surrealism.
MountAnalogue 1 year ago
wh-wh-what did i just watch?
curtithird 2 years ago
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Lynch is a hack but this is funny.
Have fun tearing that comment to pieces, you pretentious bastards! =)
joeymancuso 2 years ago
This amuses me to no end. Wonderful. You tell 'em Dave, YEAH!
AlexWatchingVids 2 years ago
hahaha i love lynch so much
rodaransuscabezas 2 years ago
I agree. But the kind of people who watch films on their iPhone aren't really looking to experience cinema. I personally try to see all the films I can at the cinema, because it's debatable whether you can completely experience a film even on DVD (when the intended destination was the cinema).
sestsa 3 years ago
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Um, the point of watching a movie on your phone is NOT to EXPERIENCE it, but to occupy otherwise idle time in an entertaining way, like commuting to work or flying.
Mr. Lynch, get f'ing real yourself. As a wise bunny once said, "What a maroon!"
meadowsr 3 years ago
Kinda depends what movie you're watching, doesn't it?
Harold and Kumar? Sure.
Citizen Kane? Probably not.
Recoil42 3 years ago 5
you're a terrible person. i just hope you learn that before it's too late.
maitlanr 2 years ago
Maybe because a movie *should* be experienced per se.
Kaevar 3 years ago 2
OMFG I love him.
The last line- perfect.
amatoanima 3 years ago 4
Well i love both LYNCH and APPLE... what can i do? The truth is in the middle, watching movies on iPhone of course is not the same level of experience of a theater.
DreamsPower 3 years ago
If you think of how much work goes into making a film look great, you'll understand his frustration. A hell of a lot of work and planning go into such things as set design, lighting, sound, mise en scene and even the film stock. Imagine the frustration the film maker must feel knowing that a large part of this work has gone to waste. People aren't seeing the art as it's intended.
This of course excludes chick flicks and teen comedies. Feel free to watch those on your phone.
Olllie 3 years ago 35
Yes!
codewordzefferina 3 years ago 4
this is DA man. LYNCH FOR PRESIDENT!!!
chainsawmax 3 years ago 7
this is one of the best things i've ever seen
Sifinland 3 years ago 18
fuck Iphones.
hyliangurl 4 years ago 5
That was so awesome XD
bigalisme 4 years ago 6
I LOVE this...
BobbyHacker 4 years ago 3
The iPhone isnt mentioned you desperate, scraping the bottom of the barrel cretins.
geoffwode1 4 years ago
Hahaha, hilarious. Oh yeah, and this video was added on my 20th birthday! B)
gladeplugins 4 years ago
he looks near death...
timm9 4 years ago
haha I love David Lynch, XD
Dauragon88 4 years ago
Lynch Rules! Great sense of humor, and despite his creepy films he has such a serene and peaceful demeanor.
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hubbabubbababe125 4 years ago
I didn't exspect the *** part
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rikitekis 4 years ago
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OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! SO not funny...-.-
Lokopker 4 years ago
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hahahaha not funny
darkpallidon21 4 years ago
... watching the 40-Year Old Virgin on a train ride with your iPhone.
(Sorry for split comment)
hgnffgd 4 years ago 2
Silly. He doesn't even say why. Certainly movies like Alien don't lend themselves well to small screens and especially bright rooms. But there is nothing wron... sorry FUCKING nothing wrong with
hgnffgd 4 years ago
lol he is good
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joejs11 4 years ago
David Lynch, I love you.
Steveaux 4 years ago 6
it was also funny how he put such an emphasis on 'FUCKING'
MflashNoob2 4 years ago
im going to watch a movie for the first time either in my basement on my TV, or in the theater. but i would never, for my first viewing, see it on a phone. not only because i wouldn't watch the full video from beginning to end, but because the experience does not get anywhere near what you would receive if you watched a theater movie.
hes also saying this cause hes an old man who is getting pissed off at people for stealing movies. not that i can blame him.
MflashNoob2 4 years ago
I don't think so, he's said things about just that, that entirely contradict this. Also, the iPhone movies aren't the stolen ones, on average.
Meowbay 4 years ago
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Wow, great argument! Now he should tell us food from the oven is better than a microwave and we'll all praise him for his intellect!!
GiuseppeVerde 4 years ago
FOOD from the oven is better...
I can tell you havent lived on this planet long enough to know that.
try toasting a bagel in the microwave...smart guy
xpez 4 years ago 7
I whole-heartedly agree... you ever make corndogs in the microwave? Oven corndogs are way better. It is as if they are two totally different foods.
Movies on I-phone or I-pod? Forget it...right down there with microwaved corndogs. You are indeed cheating yourself. .
boobkiller 4 years ago
A movie is a very carefully constructed piece of art intended to be experienced, not just "seen". Watching a movie on a 3.5 inch screen with mono sound coming from a phone speaker is as close to experiencing it as watching people having sex is to experiencing it. You're assuming he's a rambling old man who shuns new technology, rather than an artist who understands that.
rioteehee 4 years ago 6
You obviously haven't seen any movies starring Jean-Claude van Damme. If thats a "very carefully constructed piece of art", then I'm Neo from the Matrix.
russdogg 4 years ago
If you are going to experience a film for the first time you must consider scale since that accounts for much of the impact a film must have on a viewer. For expressionism an artist improvises with his allegory, symbols or metaphors to connect the theme; at times that means shrinking subjects in frames for any subtlety significance etc. that would have been obvious hadn't the film been on a miniscreen.
monolithsapphire 4 years ago
I love how he exposes this big corporate trance we're in as so EMBARRASSING. Just like he did in that interview about product placement when he said it was "total fucking bullshit." Keep it up, Mr. Lynch!
sweepstakes 4 years ago
Lynch seems to feel that he can make a blanket judgment on what a viewer can or cannot appreciate based on pixels.
That said, why would anyone even want to see a film like Eraserhead on a portable device?
poikkeus 4 years ago
he has the right..to make blanket statements..
I believe he has earned it...and we should listen..
xpez 4 years ago
I love this guy
OCPrunsthecops 4 years ago
im sleepin at 3am so i dnt give a shit if hes next to my bed at that time
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Boesi12 4 years ago
lol
Numsefisk25 4 years ago
he says "fucking" with such angry panache! no one can swear quite as well as dear davey lynch. love it.
lizaownstheworld 4 years ago
I've never seen a David Lynch film, but he seems like a brilliant guy. I completely agree with him about watching movies on portable devices.
lumpybadger 4 years ago
lynch the iphone!
castsxaxshadow 4 years ago 2
He is saying that people should watch movies in the theaters. Not on their iPhones, iPods, cellphones, or any other portable device that can show movies.
Taurus702B 4 years ago
haha i love him
xclefaniex 4 years ago
Lynch iz da man!
gerritbot 4 years ago
get real. HA! This is from a man who's never been real.
VomitSelf7 4 years ago
i take that back, he is real, more real than any one else on the planet.
VomitSelf7 4 years ago 4
hell yes.
sarahjoy33 4 years ago
what a fucking hero
richflair 4 years ago
i love david lynch more than my father
FallingMilkmann 4 years ago 7