Parfait-rophobia

[binshuwa]

whoooo this is the past.

[OkalRelsDaughter]

The doobaly-Do is born!!! ^_^ I use that to say discription all the time. ^_^ lol And I know what you mean Wheezy. I always feel gulty when I don't follow through with things I promised to do and "Edited it" is hard to say. I do that alot as well. ^_^ And Wheezy you aren't messed up!! You are awesome!!!! :D

[floocoo]

"Why am I so messed up?"

[chzan1]

sounds like alex day!!

[npsalm121]

SECOND CITY???? as in SCTV? as in where "the great white north" came from?!?! :D

[RavensGoTweet]

lol.

i'm rlfblue2121.

o.o

this was so oldd.

[halenaredvance]

1 person has parfait-rophobia and is terrified of purple.

[kak10053]

You look British without a beard.....

[lotsathoughts]

Well. I had problems saying "edited it" in my new episode too.

It's nice to know it happens to the best of us.

[snazzmaster]

I'm trying to eat some pasta. PLEASE STOP.

[xTigrosox]

Why you have no beard?

[TheCoken]

Is this the first time he refers to it as the doobly-doo? I'm in the middle of a Wheezy Marathon and it's the first time I'm noticing "doobly-doo" - WOW I'M A DORK!

[musicjunkie4]

beardless weezy waiter? thats like cheese-less cheesecake.

[olafvisser]

Without a beard you look like Dave Matthews and with a beard you look like a friend of mine. Awesome.

[RavensGoTweet]

oh and i also asked the question in this video xD

im rlfblue2121 lol

crazyy vvvv

[RavensGoTweet]

haha thats so embarrassing....thats me winking at the end xDD

oh how ive grown! haha yupp crazinesss

[jiniton]

look how skinny and beardlesss you were.

[btryhard7]

:O the flyer is still in the new videos :D

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink* 

[TheSphericalIce]

Tom :D

[ChaoticMatters]

Ah! I couldn't figure out how he could look so different from one year but now I see no beard! AH!

[ResiCup1]

Luv the Colour Purple :D

[Soccerpie888]

BEARDLESS

[hellzBrother]

awesommeeee!

[JimmyFeign]

just not the same without the beard

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

The way I see it, parfait-rophobia is either the fear of parfaits, or the fear of being perfect ("parfait" is the French word for perfect).

[Koru]

that parfait looks delicious

[pedromiles101]

he looks like brendan small from dethklok without a beard

[atiseru]

NO BEARD???????

[113MCRluver113]

OHMAGAWD WHEEZYWAITER AND TOM MILSOM IN ONE VIDEO I CAN'T EVEN

[bigdpimp1]

you never put fat people in your vids

[beccajw14]

Yeah, The Color Purple wasn't that great of a movie. I can see why it is feared. Haha

[0912rawr]

wheezy, you look very professional without your beard. never shave it off. ever. ever. EVER. i like ho-bo-ish craig.

[MadOldPete]

That song is classic English indie - nice ;-)

[thewackmanontaptap]

OMG!!! the first use of doobalidoo!!!!

[MyLIfeStudios]

wheezy why would you give your clones massages , i guess this was before you got the crocodile pit so you had to be nice to them or they'd leave and then the government would know about your cloning machine

[IsobeLolz]

dobely doo, doobely d-why am I so messed up!? LMAO!

[Catiebugged]

Tom Milsom win!

[stanuris]

editiditiditiditiditiditiditid­it

[glacier2win]

I've finally seen you without a beard.

[paigeolivia1220]

oh my god, so little beard

[JadAWESOME210]

I think this was the first time he said doobly-doo.

[HelloFade2]

Well even though it was a critically acclaimed film nominated for several academy awards including best picture I too fear The Color Purple.

[JagSmakarSkit]

There was no wink. I feel so empty.

[ZEROcounit]

I really liked that song!

[Mer1002]

haha I have trouble saying admitted it. "why am I so messed up" Lol "maybe I'd hate the world less if I wore shoes" Shoes are for losers craig, just so you know.

[RavensGoTweet]

weird...i've been watching you for over a year....thats so many hours out of my time...its totally worth it ahhahahaa

cant believe i was actuallly in this video twice! :D

-rlfblue2121 [new account RavensGoTweet]

[Tricksforskittles]

I love saying "edited it." Or sometimes "editedededed it."

[BuzzBourko]

you has no beard -dies-

[DJRebelution]

you should totally paint your finger-nails in pink ! :)

[bigbookofnothing]

Also to mention, fear of yellow is xanthophobia, white is leukophobia. There's more but i forgot their names.

[herbertpt]

100 :) wiiiiiii

[lordpansy18]

so long beard :x

[hawkmore]

oh...nevermind, you fucking told us :D

[hawkmore]

Holy Hawkmore! What was that song at the end? It's amazing! I must have it!

[orangsandwich69]

this video was cool for me because I am a type of color-blind that doesnt allow me to see purple and other violets

[cheese0134]

Hey I've been wondering, if you don't see the color puple (which depresses me cuz dats my fav color) then what do you see? Is it like gray? Sorry, my friends brother can't tell the diffrence from diffrent shades of green and red and when I asked him and told me to go away so I just wanted to know what you saw instead of the color that is really there.

[orangsandwich69]

its a redish orange

[sk8rdman]

aibohphobia is the fear of palindromes

[crazypianodude44]

Which is funny because aibophobia is aibohphobia backwards. AKA a palendrome. :P

[sk8rdman]

omg, I can't believe I didn't catch that when untill now. I feel dumb... thank's for telling me. my friend told me about aibohphobia knowing that I had a small obsesion with palindromes and I never realized. Thanks again for telling me I don't think I've ever felt more foolish than right now... *cries*....

[crazypianodude44]

Haha, don't worry about it. In my school, there is a class that's like a supervised spare, called MSIP. In my MSIP, there is another class before me, and someone writes loads of palenromes on the board every day. Like "Mr Owl Ate My Metal Worm," or "Racecar." i think it's the most fascinating thing ever, and one day, Aibophobia appeared, and I nearly creid out of dumbfoundedness that there was actually a phobia for that. :P The more you know. :)

[piratekitsune]

that is an EXCELLENT song!

[TheEyegarian]

Some great comedians came from Second City. MAny went on to do some SNL (the good years, not the crappy current ones)

[1yoyokid1]

thanks guys :D

[1yoyokid1]

does anyone know where i can find that song? i like it, but can't find it any where.

[wheezywaiter]

the song isn't released yet, but Tom told me you should subscribe to his channel and eventually you will be notified. hexachordal is his screenname

[xcharlotteXgreenx]

yhur like the only noticed vlogger i know that actually replys too comment that gurd that very gurd yhur a gurd vlogger!! :D

:L yhuu make me laugh keep at it :D

p.s WHO IN THERE RIGHT MIND COULD HATE PURPLE!! :L x

[Thatcooltroll]

@wheezywaiter Hey this is WAAAY late but is that nerimon doing the vocals?

[imavictim4ever]

@Thatcooltroll he said it was Tom Milsom in the video! lol

[markquimby82]

@wheezywaiter when did ozar cousins become driftless pony club?

[cpate0005]

@markquimby82 They didn't. Two separate bands. He was doing both at the same time. Evidently I'm a Wheezy Scholar.

[blithium]

It's on his Myspace, Tomandhisuke. :D

[peachtable966]

awesome song! very regina spektor (in a way)

[AppleCoreThing]

Xanthophobia is fear of the colour yellow.

And I didn't even have to check the spelling. I'm chuffed.

[ghostwritten87]

I think I may be in love with you :)

[john4mayer24]

i love your videos. they're really well made!

[crlyqmagee]

i wish i had a parfait....sigh

[dangerdoodles]

I thought I already commented this, but I guess it disappeared. . . anyway, I love The Second City! I just saw a show there in February. It was awesome.

[Becca1324]

Doobleh do.. Love it!

[NotReallyHereSoYea]

Oh. There's a TV in there. Huh.

[StephanieLeighFromEG]

lol i love saying "edited it"

i've caught myself saying it during a vid and ended up repeating it multiple times, as well

[neina5]

Much funny. I'm pleased. ^^

[thelazyage]

so much awesomeness in one video! I CAN"T TAKE IT!!!!!! ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[P00P0STER0US]

communitychannel's latest video is all about winks (or her previous, depending on when/if you see this)

[wheezywaiter]

I know. She's trying to take over winks! I left a comment about that. Maybe you should, too. We can't allow this!

[P00P0STER0US]

I left a comment stating the winks I find in your videos are the only acceptable winks I experience. All others, apart from Natalie's, are weird. And her weird winks are most welcome.

[P00P0STER0US]

corns, ew

*wink*

It's Friday!

[vulcanbirdbrain]

hexachunes FTW!

[Gilbinator]

I followed through on something and i promoted me!

[roboterin]

Is it possible that you have a Canadian clone?

You look, talk and dress JUST like a man I know.

If I sent you pictures you might be frightened.

[Shiznegmil]

hahah love your vids

[justanthy]

You know, I watched this whole video wondering why you were eating yogurt on FREE BAGEL FRIDAY. When I finally realized.... it's not Friday. It just seems like it because my weekend (conference. eh. in Chicago! yay!) starts tomorrow.

[PinkAntenna]

One of his better songs.

[jessredmyers]

"why am i so messed up?" ha! we don't know. we're waiting to find out!

[djwoodhouse]

isnt porphyric haemophilia the vampire desease?

[imgod84]

im wearing purple and it slightly scares me now i think about it...

[OSheaPunk]

Sir, why don't you promote your appearances?! I totally wouldve gone to second city if i had known.

[wheezywaiter]

sorry, I actually didn't perform. I attended the show for free because they invited me.

[WrittenInDork]

I love the color purple though. As in the color, not the book, though I haven't read it, so who knows. lol

[pennygoo]

yeeyy! gotta love hexachordal.

& wow! i didnt notice you had a tv! awesome!

[skofadown]

1:16 -1:18 laughed my ass off!!!! yes!!

[acdcfan7]

i just watched the movie it was awesome!!!!

[phampants]

Do you know Mike Conway from Second City?

[JohnsHouseofFun]

oh you flake...

[OtherLivingThings]

AHHH I just watched part one of the movie, and you chair-rolling-across-the-carpe­t sound is in it. This made me excited for some reason I can no longer recall...

[SimplyJalyn]

Isn't Tom's favourite color purple?

[hexachordal]

yes.

:D

[TwoAndAHalfVegans]

hmmmm

well

i was going to come up with something really awesome to say

so you would put it in a vid....

but that went down the drain about five seconds ago

[fivehotlyartsygirls]

Dear Mr. Wheezywaiter,

We Heart You.

Sincerely,

The FiveHotlyArtsyGirls

[squishie427]

edited it is impossible to say.

I talked about that once... for a good 20 minutes.

WE'RE LIKE TWINSSS.

[milkaannddhoney]

aw that was a nice song

[hydedudes]

Do you think if you threw a piece of raw food reaaaallllyyyyy high up, It would come down cooked?

I think you should try it sometime. :)

[kb1433]

That parfait looks GOOD.

I love "edited it."

That always gets me.

[xgobobeanx]

i want a song by you!!!!!!

[wheezywaiter]

hmmm, this may happen in the near future.

It has happened in really old videos of mine as well. But i'm too embarrassed to point them out.

[wheezywaiter]

no, that's just something I've had for a while.

[redhandgrunt]

Great video. A little disturbing on the foot massage.

[GordonEdward]

Heh, you could always do a bit more promotion of old reliable Gord. >.>

[inkypurplesky]

mmmmm parfait

[imzUnicorn]

I want a parfait. Can you make me one, please?

You said you have a tendency to agree to requests..

[wheezywaiter]

all right. I guess I'll send it in the mail. It might not be very health by the time it gets to you, though.

[avfischer23]

i love tom milsom

and i love you

so that combination is like extra love.

[annatheHPtwerdfightr]

yum :)

[katalina2007]

YUM! That yoghurt parfait looks GOOD! Probably much healthier than the Italian gelato I just ate :)

[JustinwL]

Why are you so awesome? I wish I was as awesome as you are.

[splicegrrl]

i was very impressed with the ozark cousins movie.

i loved it actually and commented all over about how i wish the band would get back together.

i want to be taken seriously about that so hopefully my wheezy waiter fantard status won't render my plea any less earnest.

[wheezywaiter]

I believe you. I want the band to do stuff again, too. We all just have to find the time.

[tennisluvnerd]

O-o I found some time over here! You can use it if you want!!

Just doin' my part to help :)

[valerie2776]

Parfait chair dances are the best!

[pixonu]

Good times :)

[SlipFlip]

messed up = gooooood ! :)

/Benny

[whitenailsnguitars]

When people always eat on YouTube, I get nervous, because I hate it when people chew with their mouth open. But you sir, you have good manners, thank you, lol.

[shadling21]

THANK YOU for not re-using old jokes. This video was great! I vote for more question-answering-slash-self-­promotion in the future. And bizarre song titles. Those are always fun.

[4snowlover]

"edited it" maybe the most pain-in-the-ass pronounciation in the english language

[colormekristen]

You're always eating the best food. Strawberry chex, parfait. I approve, sir.

[ShawtyMims]

my friends have been making fun of me lately when i say "edited it" really fast. they think it sounds weird. but now that i've seen this video, i think it's hilarious. thanks for making me feel better. =)

[clouddyl]

I like songs with flute in them ^.^

[lysmeanslily]

who loves tom milsom? this girl!

[BrettTheIntern]

Mmm...off to go get some yogurt. But before I do, I thought I'd let you know that I went to Second City last week (saw "America All Better") and my mom even bought me improv classes for my b-day at Second City (achem, you should totally enroll as well).

[wheezywaiter]

thinkin' about it.....

[NyxDeLuna]

-Insert Clever Witty Comment Here; Complimenting The Video And Your Random Acts Of Having Far Too Much Fun-

[Uputz]

That looked good!

[simplyplainethan]

when i was little i suffered from porphyrophobia.

then i grew out of it

i want a parfait...

[LalalalalaLauren75]

teehee edited it

[lyralyon]

No, you're not messed up. You're "special"! With quotation marks!

[CaptainWilhelm]

are ozark cousins still together?

[wheezywaiter]

um, good question. none of us really have time to get together. We talk about getting together and doing some more stuff. We'll see.

[CaptainWilhelm]

aww okay

[obitoxitachi]

aww... you're not THAT messed up, wheezy. i like it when you say crazy and/or random things. it makes me feel better.~

[oryanphox]

niccceee!!!

[goliatmo]

I think you are becoming one of my idols.. its kinda wierd..

[suchducks]

Wheezy and Hexachordal all at once! PERFECT!

[catrific]

Haaa. That parfait looks so yummmy. wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooot (that was definitely longer).

[wheezywaiter]

damnit! you win. I just can't go any longer.

[shazhereyay]

haha this is so good

[barbiedance]

edited it

[particularlylazy]

"Why am I so messed up?"

You're so great.

[creativewind]

That extreme guilt is a bastard.

Doobilydoo!

[IloveRolf3]

<333