Afghan Funny jokes kaka Asif

[J5MARLON]

I watch one of these shows when I was station in Afghanistan. Me and a few translators and a few soldiers. They asked so you know any jokes, so I told them this. Black guy White guy and Chinese guy were on top of a mountain Chines guy jumps off saying this is for my ppl and the black guy said and this is for my ppl so he throws the white guy off the mountain. The Afghan man said eh I already heard that joke.

[Mamoda200]

God keep you safe along with other Afghans.

You are so talented ,you are amazing ,you make us laugh every time we watch your show.

Zend bashen.1000,000,000,000,000,00­0,000 sal.

[Mojon2020Mn]

@Mamoda200 lol

[cr7ghani]

nice thanks for the upload

[farhadop]

hhhahhahahhahah if u dont understand. its aight. it seem funny 4 u l. ha fukingggggggg funyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hahahahahahh zenda bad

[desertthugz602az]

all I heard was I PUSHY BUTTON..U GO BOOM BOOM!!

[StarGazerrr1]

hahahaha omgg bisyar funny ast kaka asif jan

[patsyd80]

Well Im English I cant understand a word he says.

[Bilaal26]

@patsyd80 then why watch?

[patsyd80]

@Bilaal26 coz the title is in english you dumb mohamidian

[Bilaal26]

@patsyd80 wtf? i don't understand wat ur tryin to say u dumb mohammidan so ur makin fun of the phorphet muhammed now u stupid lil brittish

[haidarisakho]

baz bogoin ´ma zan mikhahimmmmmmm´ lol

[moeej]

ahahahah amazing... love afghanis <3

[DabanggAfghan]

this comedy show are all about making people laugh and smile so don't fuck off here mrusa9900 and keep your smily mouth shut

[Maiwandafg1]

love it nice one lolll,,,, mujarad khub hast lollll,,, zan dard sar hast lollll

[Romalkhan]

mordagawee zab(tajeki) pe mordagawestan (tajekistan) ke wehwaya !

afghanistan ke afghani zeba paka aw bakhtawera !! 

[UNJUSTIFICATION1]

@Romalkhan zoiyaka, kunnaiya ka .. farsi da afghanistan jabaa da aw pashto hum da afghanistan jabaa da.. Pa afghanistan ki takseemat ma rawalla. Ka di kawash di dagga rakam , wa wa , ka di nadi kawash , warza pakistan ta.. da khar bachayah

[Romalkhan]

@UNJUSTIFICATION1 =tajekrefugi mordagaw nejad

Teh de tajek khar zoy yeh , tse yawazei de mordagawee , liaqhat larey ,,

afghanistan leh mashad na ter kalcuta , pakistan de afghanistan yaw welayat dai,,

tajke khaein , hazara khaein , panjabi khaein de kofar peh wassila de afghanistan takssemat aw tadjzia ghwalee.

De afghanistan rassmi zeba afghani dai , kho zaheir sha khaein tajeki zeba e peh 1332 , de tajekano de mordagawee peh wassila (gholam batcha) rassmi keh !

[Romalkhan]

@UNJUSTIFICATION1 =tajekrefugi mordagawa nejad

Afghani paka aw bakhtawera zebah

Moradagwee zeba (tajek/farsi) peh mordagawestan(tajekistan aw iran) !

[UNJUSTIFICATION1]

@Romalkhan sta da anna kuss gayem, Khar Pakistania. Warza moor di pa punjabapan waghewa.. khar begeriata.

[Romalkhan]

@UNJUSTIFICATION1 =tajekrefugi mordagaw nejad

De mordagaw zoy zebah de moadagaw , cultur de mordagaw et qham de mordagaw.

panjabian nen leka tajek , ozbak aw turkman aw hazra kofar ta mordagawee kawee , leka teh tse usa ta de khpel khor , mor aw loor mordagawee kaweh( culturi mossibath).

afghanan neh yawzei kofar wazni kho da dakhelee khaeinan ham wazni.

Bia ham derta wayem kos ferosh nejad tajek , tse pakistan de afghanistan yaw WELAYAT dai , beirta lass ta razee!!

[UNJUSTIFICATION1]

@Romalkhan , deer ghat mordagow yeh..sta moor da pakistan sara gayem.. ka pashtun yeh ka sindhi aw ka punjabpay... sta mordagow pakistani hukomat dar tajik aw hazara sha di? da kussi zaman da american sara pa yow takht bandi khapal moor geyyeh. da afghanistan loy ghat dushmun ta yeh.. awaal sta da pakistan moor ba darwagawaooo. kharkussa khapal tarikh di nadi izda? sta moor da geo news sara gayem.

[Romalkhan]

@UNJUSTIFICATION1 =tajek refugi

Mordagawee cultur aw zebah de tajek refugi aw panjabi aw hazararefugi , ozbakrefugi , turkmanrefugi , us , gb , fr , rouss dai .

Peh afghani paka zebah , mordagawee nestah .

Aghanistan , leh mashad na ter kalcuta dai

Pakistan aw israel 2 massnawee mouzdour dawlatouna dee tse kofar joll kellai dee.

Insha ala afghanan usa aw russia ba ,islami welayat joll kah.

Israel aw pakistan ba leh naqhsha na wrek ka.

teh north alliance yeh aw zeh afghan

[newafghan123]

از یکی مپرسند بیرق افغانستان را تعریف کن ! مرد درجواب میگه رنگ سیاه برای یتیمان.رنگ سرخ برای شهیدان.رنگ سبز برای پولداران. و میله اش هم ده ک×ن فقیر وفقرا

[mrusa9900]

copy cat. AFGHAN HA KHO HECH GOO RA NAMIFAHMA HAMESHA AZ DEGARAN COPY MIKUNAND.

[mrusa9900]

KOLEE GHOOL MARDOM YAG JAY SHUDA. KOLETAN BOOZ WAREE BOY METEN.. ALL THESE LOCHAK PEOPLE GO TO WATCH THESE STUPID SHOWS.SOUNDS GAY.

[ThuginAfg]

@mrusa9900 lol mrusa you are such a fag yourslef haha your nick name says it mrusa haha you are a fag stop talkin shit about your won pplz if you are in usa padar padarit da afghanistan bod wa boy midadand i still think your dad stinks bitch lol sorry no offence bitch lol

[rezaeijavan]

im iranian , and i found his jokes very funny . especially i like his accent

[Theincrediblantastic]

@rezaeijavan

die man

[jamal6421]

NIC UTB ON MY VID HAZRO HONEY

[SaMeeR25HaMrAAz]

I LIKE ALL HIS JOKES

[hussaini4life]

nice1

[moshtojan]

koshe shir ast ay program  kade sang ke dagoshe dawlat nazani ba ay tanz ha goshe davlat baz namesha

[Eidee2]

kaka asif ma kho megom 100 sal zinda bashi. koshtima az khanda hahahahha

[zaki20000]

mmmmm bouring