THE GOTH GIRLS

[fenix8634]

= = " god dammit youtube should start a law bout no fucking stereotype vids !

wat a waste of my time even just a few mins watching

[GinaToySculptor]

I love Goth Girls ! They are wonderful comedian talents ! They need to come to Hollywood...hey, I'll take them to Starbucks ! Cheers !

[dave22h34]

Boring..

[MrRonApathy]

see my vidos

[FUNalarm888]

arent you suppose to be adults.. pull your heads out of your asses. and quit making stereotypes.

i hope you never have children. for there sake. your obviously not fit adults. god knows what you would do to a child.

do you even know what goth is. you look like retards. do you honestly walk around like that... wow. i hope you get shot.

[TheDarkDreamer13]

Ugh... more stereotypes.

[smallpersonx]

This was crap. Clearly they have been watching too many stereotypical movies and television shows.

[MaxAndKiwi]

Wow.... You guys are fucking retarded posers! You know nothing about what Goth really is. Its not just clothes and pretending to vampires its a way of thinking and an attitude. A really goth chic will kick your annoying poser ass!

[zombiecorpsex]

@MaxAndKiwi dude theyre not really goth's they are just playing around. 

[thesoulthatburns]

What kind of crap is this? Black souls don't hiss, we don't compare 'fangs', we don't do stupid crap like this video. Damn these two for making this.

[starsmith101]

@thesoulthatburns im considered "goth" and i hiss.... but i dont have fangs >.< haha and i do crap like that... lols

[mtd076]

I knew you were fakes when you said Starbucks Coffee was good. That shit is Burnt!

[sarkura123]

this is crap we donut act like that i think th short ugly 1 realy make us look bad and stop fucking hissing we donut hiss and we donut like say like totly all the time god damn go back 2 ur mormen family and stop makeing goth look like like shit

[ScionLo]

Fuck all you hatting trolls they are just having fun and enjoying life. I love you girlsi would hang with you all the time. And by the way im a realy hot guy we will make all the other bitches jeous. XO kisses to you bothXO.

[HrominaSOS]

hahahahahah,you are such fucking bitches..hahahahahahaha,what the fuck do you thing goth is?you have no idea!

[Melvinator1000]

Old witch

[dcshort1998]

and you dare call your selfs goth

[ihaveopposablethumbs]

....rescue the demons that are buried under so many foam lattes... I ROFL'd

[SladeKravenSlither]

WTF?? IT LOOKS LIKE 2 OUT OF THE 3 GIRLS WHO PLAYED IN THE HALLOWEEN MOVIE HOCUS POCUS!

[CalicoGirl91]

The most annoying thing about this video is that they feel the need to play The Cure at the beginning. How incredibly cliche. The Cure are one of my favouirte bands and its pretty awful that they have been used alongside something as fake looking as this....ergh.

[thex13thxchild]

seriously? wtf man

[thex13thxchild]

seriously?, wtf man

[kirkitorpen]

You two just made a fool of yourselves.

[thedreadlord45]

ok seriously? are you serious? do you have any idea what goth is? cuz it seems to me like your just a couple of preppy bitches pretending to be goth. dont lose your day jobs and if you ever make another one of these videos i'll brush your teeth with a rock

[lilbl6]

All u Goth Girls Iam a guy who fucking htes Goth GIRLS with a passion,U Goth Girls are trashy,stupid,And insane and u make the white race look bad,And because of that I hate u for it as far as IAm concerned u can under a rock for all I care!U stupid dumb pitch black sluts!And I got nothing to say to u other than how much I hate u!

[smexii214]

what i hate......is the makeup. gothic is verry beautiful and elegant. with lace and dead flowers but when you put lace over an uncontrolled mop of hair, you lose what goth really is. and are you even wiccan?!?! i didn't think so, do your reseach before you talk about pentagrams as if they are for satanic purposes. thank you >:( verry disapointed....

[aIlforyou]

Wow, she should try out as the black haired witch from Hocus Pocus. Their resemblance is uncanny. o_o

[SavannahDarlink]

@aIlforyou HOLY FUCK THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING!

Bette Midler!

[JOSUE1987]

The fat one is so weird

[runichybrid]

errrrr no!

[sexfreak77]

I was expecting hot goth girls not gypsies 

[moonraven9191]

Very cute! Good job!!

[Duggysgurl]

isnt the one the left an actress???

[Lalaine8U]

funny.=D

[aciSd]

fail -_-"

[epitomeofpissed]

Do any of you fucking tools know the meaning of satire?

[blackchildproduction]

ROLF

[ZombieCorpsexXx]

Make more videos!! <3

[Venturi01]

you guys are crazy lol good video

[smileshauntme]

Kickass Canadian Goths +)

[Fantasiamay]

They are sooo funny! I love this!

[ScionLo]

@Fantasiamay I love them too and the haters on here dont get it.

[grahampowell]

did you say retarts? like tarts that have been reborn?

[basketballgirl224]

wow this is pathetic. if the creators think that these girls can pass as goth, theyre probably intoxicated. im a goth and theyre acting stupid and why is dale doing that vampire thing and they act like drunk retarts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[Ci4nyde]

really ugly, they scare me

[5T3V1L]

for some reason i watched the whole thing. does that make me goth

[AquaTart]

@5T3V1L No, it means you are open-minded and have a sense of humor!

[MdP2]

What the hell did I just watched? 'Black coffee' !?

These girls should be doing a sitcom for BBC titled "Dark Side", "Metal Head" or "Subculture"...

[MizzzJennyDiamond]

hey hey! i have to say something...

fuck you !

[PhantomsDesire]

Wow, can't you all tell this was made in the spirit of fun............. Lighten Up! Goth is the spirit within. v''''''v

[idis91]

they arent real goths i goth i friend who is. she saw this and said fake lol

[Jessabilly]

haha, i love this!

[DarthVTOR]

AWESOME THE CURE!!!

[gothgirl9933]

so your goths not likely i am a goth but you are just weird fakes

[oB00o]

Retarded!!!

[broncabroncabron]

Hey the fat one looks a lot like the witch from Hocus Pocus lol.

[RedEmeraldMoon]

the fat one looks like kathy najimi in hocus pocus.

[gamover100]

sexy)))

[GothicAngeliniaj]

i am so lonely atm any goth lovers out there then msg

[GrailcodeDotNet]

I have clicked on this one so many times over the years and its like I get fucking rick-rolled every single time, that said, congrats and happy new year.

[alucied]

I don't think they are real goths... but goths people can laught too... and this is funny... lol we don't behave that way... but others thinks that we do! lol... We can see that they are joking and doing too much... this is not serious... but we have to agree that it make you curious to watch the next episode... mdr...

[EvilCuppycake101]

gothic girls scare me.....

[gothicdreamx88]

i am gothic too and bored like hell if anyone is up for chat let me know

[burnsinblack]

Oh my those are some eyebrows!!

[669mia]

video is briliant! nice sense of humour :P

[Morgenster]

Looks to me like 2 ugly guys wearing make-up

[disneygothprincess]

Ok, this is starting to offend me a little, but who gives a crap make what u want

[gothicpassionata88]

i am gothic too and bored like hell if anyone is up for chat let me know

[afterfostercare]

If you know Sanctuary or went there, start watching this at about 5:00 minutes.. fast forward to 5:00 and start watching there..

[XXXhotdarkblackmagcX]

hahahaha what a fuckin fake goths!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gothixangeli]

i am gothic too and bored like hell if anyone is up for chat let me know

[gothicdreamx88]

i am goth myself so i like the video any single gothic guys out there

[123teamedward321]

holy crap, i am completely freaked. i sincerely hope you arent real goths, cause we dont act like that.

[BobDaPilow]

@123teamedward321 I hope they are fake..

[alexaxaxel]

@123teamedward321 Most goths also don't name themselves after Twilight crap. 8D

[yeahdie27]

@123teamedward321 are u goth? thats so sexy

[NostaligicBlackFrost]

@123teamedward321 someone who has the user name "team Edward shouldn't be talking" girls or guys who think they are goth because they like Twilight are a total fucking joke.

[SandyGothify]

@123teamedward321 yeah we kinda do wen we are with our friends we really dont have to act all serious u havent met many of us have u?

[FollyxXxFallen]

@123teamedward321 What gives you the right to dictate how a goth should act? Save for the fact you have ponies on you bg?

[BleedingOphelia]

@123teamedward321 I doubt you know, with a name like that.

And there is no "we". People a different, just because you like the same culture doesn't mean that you automatically gets the same personality. That is just pathetic.

[ZombieCorpsexXx]

@123teamedward321 ._. they're acting....

[coalhalo]

@123teamedward321

Don't kid yourself...this is one hell of a mirror.

Great job, one of the best things I've seen all day. Thanks for making me smile.

[Mr2han3]

im goth and i look better than you

[aswangfire]

hahahahhahhahahaahhahaaha xDDDDDD

[Vehement78]

can't believe you gave those zionist funding bastards your money

[JriCri]

LOL....this is cool

[brambling21]

Is there a sequel to this?

[7tcnil]

Love you guys!

[lordwhatfools21]

o my gosh i love this.

[5346278]

Starbucks now there's evil!

[LArauncut]

funny ;)

[morganblackbyrne]

Sweet...in a dark way ;)

Not long after Starbucks took over Sanctuary, I saw a photo on the web of the club - it read:

Starbuctuary lol

And the Angel of Death didn't sport the usual horn...but a coffee cup....Sigh...I think your journey was more fun!

And now, as of the end of 2008, Savage Garden is also now closed!!!!! Sadly, the scene is reduced to Goth/Industrial "evenings' only, and usually on Sundays, Mondays or Tuesdays. Yeah...like that flies. Anyhoo, good work!

[dkohls]

"Please don't say caboose." Quality stuff! Great job.

[KatanaWhisper]

"it's a legend and they took it and made it into coffee!"

this is brilliant, girls...

[sexfreak77]

OMFG does anyone know the name of this song?? ive been trying to look for it foreverrrrr!!

[LolaStarr16]

It's Close to Me, The Cure

[backpacc]

haha "I wish I smoked."

[shotsave]

Absolutely hilarious.

I would love to shoot with the two comediennes/actresses.

Great spoof & satire.

Look forward to more great pieces.

[BonnyGomoza]

hahahhahahahaha love this!!!

[MCRluvEMO]

urrmmmm urrrmmm i a bit lost for words but urrmm there was quite a fuw things wrong with your vid you might like to concider urrmmmm why did you hold up the star of david? and urrmmm how old are you do you really need permision from your perents andd urrrrmmm yahh or am i a bit think and this was all for fun cuzzz i cant telll :S oh do tell please :)

[backpacc]

they are comediannes..it's a joke lol

[MCRluvEMO]

oh oops lol blonde moment :S lmao

[Hosea22]

Styles of dress within the subculture range from deathrock, punk, androgynous, Victorian, some Renaissance and Medieval style attire, or combinations of the above, most often with black attire, makeup and hair.

[Hosea22]

The goth subculture has associated tastes in music, aesthetics, and fashion, whether or not all individuals who share those tastes are in fact members of the goth subculture. Gothic music encompasses a number of different styles. Common to all is a tendency towards a lugubrious, mystical sound and outlook.

[Hosea22]

The goth subculture is a contemporary subculture found in many countries. It began in the United Kingdom during the early 1980s in the gothic rock scene, an offshoot of the post-punk genre. The goth subculture has survived much longer than others of the same era, and has continued to diversify. Its imagery and cultural proclivities indicate influences from nineteenth century Gothic literature along with horror movies and to a lesser extent the BDSM culture.

[z91tora]

Black coffee, BLACK, hhh! :DD very funny video

[gothic666spirit]

i wouldn't say 'the goth girls' rather ' two witches'

[JudithMarie13]

Haha...I loved this video. This is amazing!

HAHAHA...mhmm...

Thanks!

<3Judith

[BlackRoseRocket]

This made my day.

[Domiitraya]

Pentagrams in foam!!!! I used to do that at the coffeeshop/bookstore I worked at.

Good times..

Funny freakin' video!

[micositoo45]

please don´t say caboose! LOL

[naughtygirl101999]

ahah fuken priceless awsome

[keytoafterlife]

X3

i can't tell if this is scripted or not...it's that special kind of humor

[ripjoint]

Well done.

[Bohn2]

very good got a kick out of this video. :-)

[TheBlackenedWHITE]

i love this vid :D

[GothicAlex09]

hah how strange

[TheSprinklerSystem]

2:44

"ah yeah but look, i floss" LMAO

[veljkosrb]

nice

xaxaxaxaaa... ;))

[Ankoustorme13]

I can't even watch this because of that girl chewing like a damn cow.

[darkcraft666]

uurgh the short fat bitch looks like the pinguen from batman returns..

possers

[Madamoiselle666]

She did remind me of him, too. I think it was mainly b/c of the makeup. But you should have found a more polite way to say that.

[xXCrayonEater117Xx]

DAM U STARBUCKS!!! its always starbucks

[DarkClownJuggalochaz]

Manson Is not the reason

[joshthegoth]

THE CURE!!! WOOO

lmao.. please don't say cabbose hahah!

kinda reminds me of that gyspy 83 movie.. is it 83? or gyspy and then a number

[LeahMouse]

lol, this was funny =P

[Bookwirm]

That one chick looks like the fat nun off of Sister Act....No offense.

[youaretheantichrist]

lol

[AwesomeoJude]

aww... i love dale.... she's hilarious!:]

[dutileo]

isso e um traveco

[xxchicnsteuxx]

This is so funny.

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[Skellentine]

oH MY God...diDn'T dO my NaiLs. H3E yoU soUnD liK3 mE wHeN I gO oUt tO tHe LoCaL iNduStriAL cLu8! :D

[marcfinnwilson]

can I ask you what age you are? just you look really young with the "RaNd0m CaPiTaLiSm"

[godfatherrock]

nice i agree

[thornthehexgirl]

dale is a vampire goth

[7tcnil]

awsome

[tdscrz]

i love that there playing the cure

[danash196]

ha ha ha, this should be on tv!! funny as hell

[celeste062389]

look, i floss!

lol the tall one reminds me of lisa kudrow.

Dont know why.

[6Avenged]

Lmao "i wish i smoked"

Brilliant

x

[ToxicCherry420]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA MAD FUNNY

[brainwarnerfan]

how sad :(

[LexiyLollitah]

aushiauhsiuash

you're funny :D

[bagooski]

gothic people are simply guys with mental problems , terd world kind of thinking,

the poor of the poor people in society

lets help them with education

[goth0c]

bagooski thats emo not goth

[egoesselamia]

yah!

[IXdontXenvyXu]

lmao! Ummm FTW? XD

[SidraWing]

This is so hilarious! I know this video is over 2 years old but this would make a great series!

[masterofthewicked89]

what the fuck they r not really gothic at all trust me i no i am goth not emo

[RoseRapture]

what....the....fuck?!?

[sarah123498]

You guys really goth?

I like it. 5/5

[BubblesXpoppy]

I don't Mean to offend anyone, but, are these two actually... MEN?

[amyleeismyidol]

hahahaha. that Dale one is a nutter.

[shazzarg]

"we're gunna wander in a...like a... dark realm" (with the gum snapping)

classic. lol.

[XbleedingXmascaraXD]

awesome! and yeah i think there should be more episodes! that would be sweeet!

[MagentaStraberry]

I like Sam's personality. They're kinda like Romy and Michelle in the high school reunion.

[bjjkombat]

some please help me understand this goth movement...i see it be like the guy with a mullet or a man at a wedding with ruffles. can someone please explain...seriously?

[inlovewithsatoshi]

dracula's castle..starbucks our sponsor..it's a legend and they took it and made into coffee! lol!

[Bahamianchild1970]

Oh, As a second generation goth girl I laughed so hard.. this was wonderful and yes I think you ladies should do more episodes..

Much respect..

[Trinnztubefun]

She reminds me of that witch on Hocus Pocus

[atomicahmed]

LOL. dude.. i think its her

[TheNoobAlchemist]

Hahaha that was really amusing. I wish there were more.^_^

[st88f88]

hahahaha this is awesomme

[sixandten]

Dude, there so needs to be MORE episodes!! make more!! Late night!!

[MagentaStraberry]

Cute episode.

[NatalieMnemonic]

Are they in Chicago? Cuz I think I've seen those places before.

[mejw1]

lmao  you guys are awesome lol

you should get your own show :)

[Vampira86]

LOL! fucking love it xD