MegaForce - Movie Review - Cinemassacre.com

[zerodude4455]

Dallas is Swan from The Warriors :D

[belugavision]

I think it looks cubistic and cool

[shaun992000]

There's also a MegaForce Toy line.

[J5MARLON]

Soon what we think is cool will be ironic in the future.... I guess.

[onecrazylemming]

I loved this film when I was about 5.

Now... nicht so gut. Nicht so gut. *facepalm*

[DJ1SCY]

I wouldn't be surprised if Michael Bay made a remake of this movie.

[kirbyizlife]

Touhou Scope? :O

[itchytastyurr]

saw this way back- the video rental shop was called vi-star and it was like being in a sweet shop when i was there. anyway me mum laughed at the flying bike seen and it the whole super bike thing had its little place in my memory (sketchy as it was)

[ColeVecsion]

How was this NOT on mystery science theatre 3000?? 10 seasons and this never made it???? ARGH! yet warrior of the lost world made it, such a jip!

[HEEF100]

the guy playing ace hunter is the same guy who plays the mayor of new york in that spin city show

[6plastic]

I remember seeing the movie poster for this with some friends when I was in the 2nd grade thinking it was going to be cool because of the motorcycles with missile launchers. 2 weeks later we watched it and that part that really got me pissed was the target practice clip with the beach balls ..we left to play video games in the lobby.

[exxinferis24]

this is why MEGAupload was shut down

and also Ace or whatever he is named looks a lot like Hank Scorpio from the Simpsons

[firestorm1579]

Wasn't Ace also the same guy who played the Major on spin city with micheal j fox?

[the7thlevl]

I saw this pile of shit at the theater

[AxaFin]

Megaforce is an energy drink in finland :D

[Oskizeee]

THERE HE IS!!! THAT'S HIM...Thats.. THE WARRIOR... That's swan from the warriors

[SlightyDisturbedNBK]

The toys of the same name but nothing to do with the movie where great.

[Tuska68]

You have review the move NOW DO THE ATARI 2600 GAME!

[therealAvatarBlues]

Manos gets a restored blu-ray release, bu this doesn't get a DVD? Where's the justice?

[sinuhetube]

yeah, why isn't megaforce on dvd?

i'd totally buy it

[Jaricho77]

I'd still buy it.... Look at all the puns and 4th walls broken

[grancucui]

LoL!

[mjlambert1]

Barry Bostwick!

[davidjradich]

I actually saw this turd in the theater when I was 10!

[brendanraymond]

@davidjradich so would that make you about 40 now?

[hecatomb]

lol i was born 82

[CatBlockGamers]

That david guy's name is true

[danielallen12]

Megaforce is on DVD here in the UK.

Its £14.99 on Amazon, under "Megaforce [1982] Uncensored"

Its just a wonder if its worth the price.

[aekhoo]

OVER 9000 EXPLOSIONS!!!

[useless1997]

Well, this still seems way better than many movies that are on DVD. The problem probably is, that to many people know about the crapness of this film and so nobody would buy it. If you take a film that nobody ever saw, you may get some people to buy it out of curiosity.

[DW1014]

I bet this garbage gets remade because hollywood has know original ideas anymore

[StripezTheBeast]

I wouldn't be surprised if the most of the money for the film was spent on explosives.

[henshincookies]

those bikes and cars look just like the ones used in terra nova! Omg i think they are haha

[timmy31b]

why not on dvd , iv see shittier movies on dvd . its so bad its good kind of thing i guess.

[xcgonzalez]

I remember trying to see this movie .... And it was sold out....Sold out!!!!!!!! Lol

[R4Akai]

This "hero" reminds me on the cheff of Homer, when he worked for the other NuclearPlant...

[KingJaguarLatino]

Mega Force was made by George Bush jr. Back when he wanted to be a movie director.

[KingJaguarLatino]

Cool guys dont look at explotions

[evilmonkeyinacloset]

Dollman all the way

[Dakkiller1]

According to IMDB, This film actually served as a basis for Team America World Police

[PlayingGilly]

@Dakkiller1 That does not surprise me in the least.

[EastCoastDude99]

I seriously hope I get to relive the 80's in the next life. This is great.

[EDunbarS]

Ha I grew up in the 80s, l watched this movie and even had MegaForce toys.....they were awesome!

[barbel127]

who else thought that the thumbnail was chuck Norris

[AutovoltGTS]

Michael Bay has to remake this movie. It'll still be just as stupid and wtf-errific.

[trinex7]

ROFL THIS IS TOO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHA

[srbrand04]

reminds me of Ice Pirates kind of....

[jeffreygxd]

@srbrand04 ..Oh no!! Look out for space herpes!! LOL! Another great, silly movie!

[euanmunn]

Has anyone else noticed that that flying bike is in saints row the third ???

[kiragami218]

MEGA MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[UFOJockey]

Can I say this looks like the best movie ever?

[xDracomancer2424]

Doesn't he look like Snake from MGS

[TheUndert0ker]

Great review, you should review Eliminators, another classic 80s B movie.

[jake56890]

Barry Bostwick!!! MNF

[fiddlestyxify]

I so want to watch this now.



[Kirbyguy12345]

Will this movie ever be on blu-ray?

[mahender6969]

and to image after seeing the road warrror, i had desiree to see this movie, thank god I skip it.

[chunknorrisyup]

Its on DVD now!

[themoviecrtic911]

megashit

[wolgreth]

thumb-kissing.......that totally rocks!

[epicsmiley9000]

dont forget Hyper reality James!

[nastyGriffin]

just like warrior of the lost world

[nastyGriffin]

just like warrior of the lost world

[cloudzack1090]

she got a perfect score then lol

[DoctorKandosii]

That bike looks alot like the jet bike in Saints Row the third. COINCIDENCE?

...Probably, but hey.

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

If this was with CGI instead of projected backgrounds, it wouldn't surprise me if it was a Michael Bay-movie.

[595moore]

@SSTTEEAALLTTHH Yes. Produced by Michael Bay, Directed by Stephen Sommers.

[srt4guy88]

holy crap i saw one of those motorcycles form the movie at a car auction in Auburn Indiana like 4 years ago, never knew what it was from....small world

[Logicfray]

@srt4guy88 was that at the car museum there/?

[srt4guy88]

@Logicfray no it was just one of the many bikes for sale

[ZeroTallgeese]

make a review of skyrim :D

[xxxExCaliburxx]

Even more explosions than Inframan?

[luckyluc009]

Ace Norris. Chuck Norris' failure younger brother.

[VixXstazosJOB]

..."How many explosions exactly???" i just hoped you were going to be like... BOOM!, BOOM!!, BOOM!!!... BOOM!, BOOM!!!... BOOOMM!!! XD

[smashbrosfan25]

the guy who played dallas played swan in the warriors 

[Logrei84]

I want to see this movie xD

[TheWisdomUnlimited]

this movie.. is so bad.. its good.. O.o...

[TheShadowofDormin]

Ace Hunter Also plays the nerd in rocky horror picture show, I haven't seen either movie but I was just screwing around on the internet and found that out.

[mikenike123454]

Isn't Intro-Vision also called rear-screen projection?

[LegendOfTheBat]

The chipmunk line just killed me. xD

[thenakedsociety]

Barry Bostwick is a great Ace Hunter....

[metamario62]

good god theres more explosions in this than a Michel bay movie

[aquapendulum]

So much cheese packed in one movie!

[SpartanB23]

I pressed the transcribe button and I got this:

I've heard of all sorts of creepy feeling cinemas go homeschooled frost"

This is at 0:58

[TrippDay]

I acutally watched it and it is one of the most awesom moveis ever made. No sense whatsoever, no story but tons of explosions, cheese one - liners and the most tight battlesuits ever seen in a movie.

[HUNRUSPWNZ]

Inframan has more explosions :P

[Lurkingherbs]

I died laughing from that flying motorcycle. thanks james

[jetflock]

Heh, its BRAD MAJORS!



[nintendude24]

@CycoYoshi You shouldn't have said that,because he's standing right behind you,and in front of you,and at your left and right,I'd just apologize now and beg for mercy.

[realquickgo]

Is Ace Hunter Barry Bostwick? Seriously.

[DrRosenpenis]

@realquickgo Yep, that's him. I'd recognize Brad Majors anywhere. 

[ChrisJ092]

"The good guys always win, even in the 80s."  My favorite line of all time. :)

[MovieSifu]

That would be cool if you did a review on a Shaw Brothers movie.

[DeathNight523]

chuck norris kill you without looking at you

[lordkaicer]

is not on dvd because its gonna be a mega fucking piece of dog shit force

[TheNewChinkvids]

ive seen worse movies and there on DVD like Mummy Maniac THE WORST MOVIE

[BlazeTheMovieFan]

Wow, that movie sure looks messed up.

[megakurre]

haha omg i lost it at the flying motorcycle

[0LycanFX]

This movie is missing the main important Mega of them all

[LBromoHojo]

My whole life, I've tried to remember what the name of this movie was (not many times in my life, mind you, just my whole life).

[lostone13]

Rip Steakface, Slate Slabrock, Crud Bonemeal, Rip Slagcheek, Punch Sideiron, Gristle McThornbody, Slate Fistcrunch, Buff Hardback, Bob Johnson (oh wait), Blast Thickneck, Crunch Buttsteak, Slab Squatthrust, Lump Beefbroth, Touch Rustrod, Reef Blastbody, Big McLargehuge, Smoke Manmuscle, Beat Punchbeef, Hack Blowfist. Roll Fizzlebeef.

[coath514]

@lostone13 Crash Ramrod

[lostone13]

Slab Bulkhead, Fridge Largemeats, Punt Speedchunk, Butch Deadlift , Bold Bigflank, Splint Chesthair, Flint Ironstag, Bolt Vanderhuge, Thick Mcrunfast, We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese. Buff Drinklots, Slab Hunk Flink, Trunk Slamchest, Fist Rockbone, Stump Beefknob, Smash Lambchop, Punch Rockgroin, Buck Plankchest, Stump Chunkman, Dirk Hardpeck,

[andymate2006]

Jame's Say's this isn't on DVD. Bullshit. I just found it on DVD on a website.

[LondonOntGuy]

@andymate2006 It's probably a scam site that sells burned DVD's for high prices. The DVD is usually sourced from an ancient VHS tape and very badly encoded.

[TheChainsOFMisery]

i could give it a pass simply because it doesnt seem to take itsself too seriously..it kinda has some parody quality to it(i hope thats what they were goin' for)

[Deathofyoursaviour]

fuck its Swan from The Warriors at 2:02

[Derka33]

Big Mclarge Huge

Gurth Beefsteak

Punch Sideiron

Crud Boanmeal

[deafomega]

is this is in anyway related to space megaforce?

[LondonOntGuy]

He should review 'Future Force' from 1990 with David Carradine next. Trailer is here: watch?v=IEEnr8RBKOE And the cheesy theme is here: watch?v=9Pe0Otik3K8

[ooMarlborOoo]

Another great movie review! Need to watch this crap.

[2000Tobbe]

3:29 chittychittybangbang

[clintontt]

"Tighter than a monkeys asshole streched over a soda can".

Wow.

[8dukesbats4]

@clintontt he said "chipmunk's asshole"

[quigon87yt]

I see this as America's answer to Super Inframan, which make this the 2nd best movie ever!

[thiswask]

I think Dallas is ALSO Swan from "The Warriors",yeah remember that movie?ITS EPIC TO SAY THE LEAST

[nanrektomred]

Was'nt that Ace Hunter guy actually The Mayor from the series Spin City??

[KdogPrime]

@nanrektomred Yes he was. That's Barry Bostwick.

[stevethefishdotnet]

Oh my gosh! When I saw commercials for this movie, when I was a 6 year old kid, this movie looked like it was the coolest ever. Rocket launching motorbikes! I never did get to see it though. Cheesy as hell. 1982 still stands as the best year for sci fi movies, though.

[Th3ba1r0n]

The Mega Force of today is the NATO forces. The same ones that invaded Libya under Obama's orders, which is actually the wrong thing to do cause you need congress to permit the President to fight wars.

[Christhefireshark]

@Th3ba1r0n Save it for another video.

[Fudge1706]

Ace looks like one of the brothers from the Bee Gees.

[mortalkombatfan1100]

It has 1958 explosion.I have no life :(

[MrSpireite]

Introvision was a variation on a front projection process that allowed film makers to view a finished composite of live action and plate photography through the camera's viewfinder on set and in real time. During its heyday, starting with the feature film, Outland in 1981, Introvision enjoyed the novelty of visual effect compositing in-camera, thus eliminating the need to wait for photo-chemical compositing to determine if the effect shot was successful.

[TheAuzzieKid]

1:43 It feels like I'm wearing Nothing at all, Nothing at all, Nothing at all.

[Mattwav]

I love this movie! it's so bad it's awesome I wish it were on DVD I used to watch it all the time when I was a kid in the 80s, seriously when it first came out on VHS i watched it every day for about a month

[cakestalker]

the actor who plays ace hunter is the same guy who plays major randall winston in spin city.

[ORDOTRIO]

I thumb-kissed your moms ass. 

[zate1982]

Ace Hunter = Zapp Brannigan

[Mikey1970G]

I remember begging my parents to see this when I was a kid. And at 12 years old every movie I got to see on the big screen was great to me. Hell, I thought Flash Gordon (1980) was a masterpiece back then. But I distinctly remember this one as being awful, and very disappointing. I remember thinking, I wasted my trip to the theater (which were few and far between back then) on this piece of shit.

[vonAdieux]

the smoke blocked their vision LOL!

[SuperGamemaniac]

I actually loved this movie as a kid :)

[ChefUncleRick]

@SuperGamemaniac Haha.......same here! Nice, James!

[iworkforbudlight]

man i remember that one, it was awsome when it came out.

[PlaystationDudeify]

i bet it was named after Mega Force Records, you know, launched metallica, slayer and anthrax into their career

[Spedding101]

Intro-vision was also used in The Mighty Boosh

[hoggison]

Ace Hunter..............what a guy

[CycoYoshi]

Ace - Actually Interesting

Norris - Over used joke

[SlipknotFanize]

@CycoYoshi Ace Norris - Actually interesting overused joke

[twocanplayatthat]

Just got the dvd ! Its on amazon uk!

[spiderjerusalem100]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[schnitzelmopi]

Dallas was in The Warriors.... Amazing movie!!!

[schnitzelmopi]

Dallas was in something else... its bugging me. i may imdb it, but i need to catch up to a C-130 in my radtacular bike.

[longfi09]

Ace looks more like Barry Gib from the BeeGee's. Or manybe a story from that kid from Gentlemen Broncos. Broncauns

[NexusARC]

Why do they look like S.T.A.G. from Saints Row the third?

[chump5874]

I bet he does. I. Bet. He. Does.

[FrozenBlaze]

MegaForce... The font looks like the one from the first Metal Gear Solid games :D

[lvhbugman]

Henry Silva freaked me out as the bad guy in Sharky's Machine (Burt Reynolds and a very smoking Rachel Ward) which I think was made about the same time

[cannotwest]

MegaForce IS on DVD.

[satan31337]

BOOM

[hilarioph]

I wish they have on the DVD. I never

watch this movie

[RusskieHunter13]

If I had a dirt bike, I wish that it could fly like that.

[ledawg1138]

So this isn't on DVD, but Transformers 2 is?

[BrawnX]

@ledawg1138

Aparently. Where's the bizzare, 80s GI Joe live action movie that this is?

[skillz139]

what about *Hyper Reality*

[CASTOWE1972]

It was So terrible it was AWSOME.

[samusbrattus]

Yes!!!!!

[kusuguruketsu777]

This movie was terrible. Even in the 80's.

[KdogPrime]

@TheBeautyfulBeast2 Yes, that is Barry Bostwick.

[Masterkiller9000]

In action movie: "There should be atleast 35-50 explosions, even those explosions that doesn't make any sense!"

[Lupucillo]

Looks like something that belongs in MST3K

[AceEbb77]

Deeds Not Words.

[moisesfermin]

The horrible shit this guy digs up...

[UFRecords01]

Of note is that the font of the title is the same one for Metal Gear for the NES!

[UFRecords01]

30 people weren't allowed to join MegaForce.

[digiprez77]

Looks just like Yeastlords when he is on the flying bike at the end...

[rentman1995]

Does thou bite thou thumb at me?