Pleasing Underage Girls

[naumrusomarov]

Oh so that's why he's red like a crab.

[CorinneDonavan7]

I love looking at the titles of his videos and be like, "Oh, jeez, Tyler, what now?" and then be all, "Wow. I have such a dirty mind... TYLER OAKLEY, WHY CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME?"

:)

[352razberry]

the title of this video is so fucked

[TheMusiclover2997]

omg.. he said my name....

[welcometoconspiracy]

LMAO!! YOU CAME UP WITH THE FIRST SHIT GIRLS SAY XD!!!

[TheSemiCouture]

People under the age of 18 don't know what Gullah Gullah Island is.

[FreeGirlForLife]

I thought this was just what you were always like? (;

[TheBroadwayDinosaur]

I WANNA LOSE THREE POUNDS.

[mushuhead88]

I'm 17 and I'm absolutely nothing like this... hahaha so funny though

[taxidermiedunicorns]

I'm 19, just watched this video for the first time and I GOT EVERYTHING. and just sat there and laughed cause I am the exact opposite of the females he is describing

[LunaZomby]

I'm fourteen and I had no idea what you were talking about....

[mormor1245]

U need to make another one with more stuff in it!!!!!!!!!!!

[tamarackdancer]

You're so cute. I can't even describe it.

[CaroSombrero]

The title of this video is... interesting.

Also, Gullah Gullah Island was my LIFE at one point :P

[MikiMizumiChan6]

Gullah Gullah Island XDD Yup. You got my interest XD

[broadwaygrl52]

Who are Kelly and Miranda? Someone please explain...

[123dfggCharlotte]

@BrownieWithCaramel same here xd lol. Guess we're not the stereotype girls :D

[BrownieWithCaramel]

I'm a 14 year old girl and I have NO idea what he was talking bout all the time. Except for chockolate is my weakness.

[AbbyAmbition14]

i had a Tamagotchi once years ago... then i lost it. it was tragic. to this day i still miss it. :L

[irrationaljellybean]

:( Only the Tamagotchi made sense to me, and I outgrew that in the fourth grade.

[RechargesRoar]

I didn't realize until about halfway through this video that I was cocking by head to the side like a confused puppy.

[taylornoelle09]

This just made my day!

[SilverFlame819]

I..... am in the minority of your watchers, it seems. *lol* I did not relate to a single thing in this video.

[smay96]

I'm sorry, but I only identified with chocolate.

[anatete1]

The only thing I could identify myself with the things you said was the tamagotchi. 

[Maryjoe101]

im sixteeeeeeeen :D

[thewolfdancers]

wow that made me wanna not be an underaged gal >.<

[Thekeanater]

I used to love Tamagotchi...right up until version 4.5 came out...

[RawError]

justice. indeed.

[KaitlinCanty16]

GOSSIP GIRL!!!!! AHH!!!! (yes, I am an underaged female.) and I DO eat all the food when I'm babysitting...

[youtubrgirl12345]

Dude, I hate it when my Tamagotchi dies on me too!

And I'm talking about kickass bands (i.e. Blink, Neutral Milk Hotel, Freelance Whales, Motion City Soundtrack, Alkaline Trio, etc).  Noooot the JoBros. Just saying.

[JollyMe08]

When I babysit I always eat their food.

[LetsTanInJapan]

lmfao. "when kelly... and miranda.... overdosed, I was like OMG."

[broadwaygrl52]

@LetsTanInJapan I feel stupid for asking, but what is that a reference to?

[xXxHOLiCxXx001]

I was 18 then.. but I'm a boy.

BUT I can pre- wait. Never mind. ;)

[Squishy876]

Gullah Gullah and Tomagotchi are definitely for the over 18 set, haha

[niggiemonster]

and i'm a little bit BUUUUURRNEDD

[MsWasteland101]

I'm really happy this is from 2008. And being a little girl then myself, I can tell you you were pretty spot on.

[DreamerRealist]

...who are Kelly and Miranda?

[Zeppelintroll69]

PIPE SMOKER YOUR NOTHING BUT A FUCKING QUEER,AND DONT WORRY ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT CAUSE HIV WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT PROBLEM FOR YOU.

[cartergold12]

@Zeppelintroll69 dumbfuck.

[Zeppelintroll69]

@cartergold12 HIV HIV HIV HIV/AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS so how much does your dose cost to stay alive fairy.

[spidermonkeyh2l]

@Zeppelintroll69 What's wrong with you?

[Zeppelintroll69]

@spidermonkeyh2l whats wrong with you monkey brain?

[jurgonful1]

ITS MCLOVIN !

[frozensporks]

OMFG THE BADAZZLE PART

[tragicallyx3perfect]

LOL... 2:11 Boxxy???????

[Fluteplayinghuru285]

Subscribed xD

[Animeartist124]

Fucking Kelly and Miranda overdosing all the time.

[WaterMelony2010]

I don't know why, but i thought this video was going to be dirty when i say the title of it. Gosh I'm such a perv :p

[MsBandgeek33]

Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahah I love you and I am underage hahahahha your amazing I showed your videos to my friends and they are hooked

[staciapeace]

You make me wish I was a cute boy..

[zetagrace93]

I've never been happier to be an 18 year old right now :L

[deslovescupcakess]

ryan seacrest is overrated.

[SugarSpiceization]

I'm sitting here thinking, does he stalk the girls in my class? this a regular conversation with my friends. I'm not joking.

[littlebabyfeet1]

Lol I freakin love u man

[EatBrainsLea]

HAHAHAHA love this

[1964anj]

You are hilarious and brillant !!!!

[cristianfcao]

LOL this reminded me of one of the best Onion clips I've seen in a long time: /watch?v=XUT8ec24anM

[booyases2]

Oh my god! When I watched this video it was like I wasn't on summer break yet. My "girlfriend" forces me to sit at a table with a bunch of half-wit ninnies who blabber about the "injustice" of having their cell-phones taken away because they were calling someone in the middle of class. What idiots. Anyway, the video was hilarious, even though it conjured up memories I'd rather forget.

[AmYoung1994]

This is the fucking greatest.

[MarinaNomNom]

im 17..and i love you lol

[AventuraLuver]

Considering this video is three years old, there's new teenage girls that need to be pleased. 

[EloraSmith]

I'm a 16 year old girl and I don't find those things interesting =P

But it was still very funny and I loved the ending <3

... Although I am obsessed with Glee

[MrSimmonds123]

I'm a cute Boy!

[mambac7]

holy dick sucker

[fluffnpuff]

You're so tan in this vid. Cum would look great on your face. The white of the cum would contrast well with your smooth boyish tan skin.

[Prickley71394]

"if i have to rebedazzle this ONE MORE TIME, i'm GONNA BE PISSED." favorite ever.

[kennybaby101]

its extra juicy

[clamstorm]

Marry me.

Right now.

[poornileh]

hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahaa

funny shit

[TheCityBreeze]

Awww I just turned 18 three weeks ago. Does that mean you don't care about me anymore :( lol <3 you

[minisnooki]

We're all 15! And we love you cuz your adorable<3!!

Love and kisses, Missy, Chloe, and Tina (is Tropical)

[minisnooki]

We're all 15! And we love you cuz your adorable<3!!

Lve and kisses, Missy, Chloe, and Tina (is Tropical)

[minisnooki]

We're all 15!

[bethechangeic]

@Desmond3597 yes. and his boyfriend is sexy!

[w4e2e0dilovegonja]

Clearly gay, chia pets, getting excited over piercing, lip gloss "extra juicy", gossip girl.......yea gay

[clockworkhearts]

i may be an underage girl, but this is actually so hilariously stereotypical.

[purplepolkadots3]

Haha I'm a forteen year old girlll...

[MikaylaaMadisonn]

15-year-old girl here. :) <3

[17randomness17]

hahahahha babysitters club-- that was totally me :P i coulda totally done it!!

and yes, i just subscribed to you and am an under 18 female sorry lol but that was hilarious

[XxXlinzeeXxX]

Im 14 and i love you shows. :)) <3

[JWRandall423]

So...what is the best lip gloss? Didn't get to that. And did you ever get that porn starlette tattoo, or not? Not, I'm sure.

[laurenz3]

aw man! i love this! youre ridiculously awesomeeee <3

[DEEDEEPIZZA15]

LMFAOO

[samsonella]

i love how you said "overdosed"

[lidiluvu]

lolz I really have had one of my friends go phsyco about having to rebadazzle her phone! yikes!

[mudpound]

love love LOVE that you played Justice in this video!

[poetryreadingdork]

LOLLLLL. This is is sooo funny! It was so funny when you said so I was was bedazzling my phone, and one of the jewels fell off, and I had to bedazzle it again XD I laughed out loud at that XD

[pinkydog1234]

If I'm ever wanting a random laugh I always watch your vids. ^_^

[TrueCountryGirl918]

Please. Never do this again. It was painful.

[joankaro]

if this is what you do best.. i dont wanna see what´s the worst.!

excuse me i wanna vomit...

not yet...

im ok now! u suck...! <3

[SamiixScene]

"Lollipops.."

Haha<3 You're the cutest.

[TheMmmarissa]

You're a dear. <3

[kkparkzocity]

wine coolers lolz

[showersinger34]

Brightens up my worst days :)

Thanks, Tyler <3

[zuewaldo]

I bet if I take that quiz I'll be like 66% male. These topics you went over would a) put me to sleep in five secounds or b) earn you a . . . . somthing heavy to the head.

[Sugarhigh352]

I'm Baaa-aaack :D

[drJAG95]

im a guy, i dont know if im cute though, but i know im heterosexual, sorry... funny vid though!

[milesofsmiles009]

I don't know ant under aged girl that acts like that lmao.

but still frickin hilarous(:

[supertornadocrash]

from sugarhigh352: @tyleroakley: You're probably on a pedophile watchlist due to the title.

supertornadocrash: wow we really did over flow it. She dosnt seem to reply so g'night people. Peace! I hope the person who madee this video isnt too upset but i personally like getting comments

his other vids r really good and we just wanted to say a little (haha) something on this one so try not to get too mad after all you want to please underaged girls right :P:P:P:P

[supertornadocrash]

From me: :P :P :P :P hehe I must not be a 14 year old girl then. Because guess what I have on my back.....SKIN..... Yay!! so exciting!

:P:P:P from my friend: Everything this guy said was passe and like the opposite of us...

From me: well i wasnt insulted as her im not even insulted but im just keep talkin cuz im bored and need 2 go zzz

I dont care for that stuff i like videogames and cartoons actuellly im childish my bff said id get a hate comment

from both: I just lost the game and so did u

[ApocilipticMan]

EARS.....HURTS!!! HEAD....OVERLOADING....*dies cause my head exploded* lmao

[McCloud95]

This was genius :P

[supertornadocrash]

@McCloud95

yeah and so was yo mama until she had u

no jk jkjkjkjkjk loplolololol see thats what youd expect from some one my age huh?

yeah your both so smart..... I see how it is

[McCloud95]

@supertornadocrash

erm...what is this nonsense you're spouting?

[supertornadocrash]

@McCloud95

your mother should know.... a actuel steriotype thats right about us we love to insult ur moms and drink blood

[McCloud95]

@supertornadocrash

I was going to rag on your poor grammar and mechanics, but I don't really give a shit :/

So, in light of the situation, I'll retire my position for you are clearly ignoring the message of this video.

[supertornadocrash]

@McCloud95

what would that message be? :)

[supertornadocrash]

@McCloud95

from me:also im half japanese so how can you expect me to have perfect grammar

from my friend: Well, I'm all american *cries* but I don't think it really much matters on the internet. It's all anonymous anyways...

from me: g'night leava a reply and we'll reply in the mornin! or atleast in the morning here

[supertornadocrash]

@McCloud95

from sugarhigh352: There are many messages, yes, but keep in mind we are still a tad bit offended....Look don't mess with my friend, kapiche?

supatornado!: nyahhh!: I startied it didnt i? nyah!! Its still offensive even if it dose mean that what she said what eva that was also i lik putin s on awsome! :3 I think it was about people being difforent and blahness but it still offends because of what is used. like public toilets. (srry the timing felt so right)

[MooMooxoisaHumanoid]

"If you're a cute boy.. Message Me!"

Well you're a cute boy, so mabye i'll message you ;)

[fiction49]

gulla gulla island was the shizz

[IDreamOf98]

I always quote the "I'm thinking of getting a tattoo right here... wouldn't that be cooool...?"

[DeathDeisuki]

omgg <.< i hate babysitting my damn neighbors kids!!! they are so annoying!

[momothebo]

@DeathDeisuki oh ok cool where does it say *please leave a comment of your personal life*

[DeathDeisuki]

Where does it say that you can reply back and give an attitude for no reason??

[momothebo]

@DeathDeisuki im not giving an attitude and if you dint notice there is a reply button next to the comment witch means im allowed......and no one wants to hear about your life :/

[DeathDeisuki]

@momothebo

Notice that i said Reply and GIVE AN ATTITUDE. its clear that you were since you simply stated "no one wants to hear about your life" I am pleased to comment whatever i want to comment on this video and i will say whatever i want to say. But that does not give you the rights to say that.~ Cya loser

[xXmusicxjuniexX]

oh my god! you're the only person that ive encountered that remembers gulla gulla island!!

[theThem67]

Hahaha I am one of those... And I hate like everything you talked about :) but you're still amazing

[edwardloveremily]

Aha.Spot-on ;)

[RowanTess]

You forgot weight issues and backstabbing. Just saying.

[OfficialCass]

Oh my god I love you Tyler. All the best guys are gay, which is kind of sad :/

[beswick1111]

I bet you this is what a young BILL GATES was like once, LOL

[summergirl413]

LOL a thousand times over!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheHorseStable]

I cannot stop watching this <3

[sugarbopbop]

I'm under 18 and a girl... I must say... I'm a tad bit offended... Then... a tad bit depressed... Because this is basically what happens every single day at the lunch tables at my school...

[Sugarhigh352]

@sugarbopbop Me too! God look at our stereotype!

[LEXILovezCOOKIEZZ]

" You know what, when I was reading that book the Babysitters club, I was like You know what?! Im gonna set up a club!"

[fruitx4yay]

not gonna lie, i got excited when you were gonna say who makes the best lip gloss.. i need some more :P

[hugsfromholly]

i enjoyed this way too much

[supertornadocrash]

@hugsfromholly

yes, yes you did :D these people are gonna be asking, "why are you flooding us?"

THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH SUPERTORNADOCRASH AND SUGARHIGH352! :P:P:P:P

PURPLE DINOSAURS

[cadacomica]

This absolutely cracks me up!

[MollieMaye]

Oh god... Please please please don't be gay....

[jcr31895]

I LOVE YOU

CAN YOU BE MY BEST FRIEND PLEASE

[mugglemania12]

You- all the chicks at my school pleased... except me and my friend Delaney

My topics of discussion : 1) Grammatical errors and so on. 2)NanoWriMo and other project ideas 3) Books 4) Harry Potter 5)The Misuse of the word gay, Sorry Tony but the floor doesn't have a sexuality. 6) How Screwed up my hypothetical life is.

[culbrethcow]

@mugglemania12 i was gonna say you should really check out vlogbrothers, but then i saw you were already subscribed to them. lawl. nerdfail.

[mugglemania12]

@culbrethcow lawl. : ) vlogbrothers, Harry Potter, grammatical errors, thats what I call livin' on the edge : )

[culbrethcow]

@mugglemania12 heck yeah, thats what my life is all about.

[mugglemania12]

@culbrethcow HUZZAH * high fives*

[supertornadocrash]

@mugglemania12

well im rlly flooding this arnt i? (well thats what sugarhigh352 says anyways....)

I say stop judging me omg im a freekin teenager lol

no. no people. just no. get off your lazy asses and get jobs

sugarhigh also said that i was being mean to random people but i have 2 excuses for that:

1. It's your own god damn faults

2. I'm evil

tada!

[datnigcheed]

this video was alittle gay but your still funny

[maniacexpress]

HAHA!

....I hate the word panties.

But funny as all git out anyway.

XD

[LaurenMacP1994]

God! The old days of the slow intro :') xxx

[Nikki72872]

wow you probably got some more underage girls with this! haha

[Nreeec]

LMAO

[lexy12hotbut]

awhh swettie youhr too cutee.

[18iis]

U mentioned tamagochis a couple of times. I thought they were about 20 years ago. Have they made a come-back?

[tinabear1101]

you're perfect!

[SleekFairytales]

lmao the title + the description basically made me watch this.

[frilliefrill44]

I remember Clarissa Explains It All...good times.

[scottlocks]

ohhhhh wowowowowowowww

[balloonslayer]

EFFING TAMAGOTCHI! YES!

/isanerd.

[nikkiisawesomeISH]

I love this guy.

[kungfucutie123]

u make my day haha omgg

[ilovejussin]

i efffin love you.

[jennislikewoah]

Clarrisa Explains It All! Hahaha. Idk if girls under 18 even know what that is!

[imbutchsowat1]

@jennislikewoah Nope thats more the 90's kids. early 90's. the underaged girls these days dont know what that is. i dont think i read the babysitters club any more either. unless they have older sisters.

[AccordingToWillow]

@jennislikewoah I'm fifteen and that was my favorite show ever as a kid <3

[ClarissaRissapissa]

@jennislikewoah i'm 15 and i used to watch that show! lol and my name is Clarissa(: everyone asks me if my mom named me after the show(;

[beautifultinything]

@jennislikewoah i'm 17 and i know what clarissa explains it all. i love that show<3

[sosykins11993]

i fucking love you. end of story

[Lilyannah07]

I'm an underaged girl, haha. Part of that explained my life. xD

[sarahbelleee]

omg! lol the pretty little liars series is the best

=)

[NothingButScribbles]

Hahahaha!

When he was talking about bedazzling his phone, I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair. My friend was JUST talking to me about that xD

[DNPerallon]

Perfect.

[carmindyy]

im an underaged girl! by one year... therefore, i *couldnt* relate to most of that. =P

[kristyykryptonite]

objectifying women, let's discuss it. not cool. end of discussion.

[kristyykryptonite]

be my best friend.

[freakinKAILI]

oh my god, you are my best friend.